Thee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted
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Thee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted
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Joe and Thee Gooch explain their one weekend day off after the interview with a special guest Kevin W. Good, Joe tells Thee Gooch he handle the interview with Kevin W. Good terrific and letting him know that we were a bunch of idiots to break the ice for the interview. Joe and Thee Gooch says he was very great guy.
Joe mentions he's battling an infected tooth, he explains it might be his gums that are infected.
- Thee Gooch gives Joe an advise to do a remedy instead of taking pharmaceuticals pills that kill the pain.
- Thee Gooch explains he hasn't took a aspirin or any pharmaceutical medication.
- Joe talks about coming out from work went to go shopping and delt with a bad driver and they exchange words.
- Joe talks to Thee Gooch about what he wanted to say to the bad driver.
- Bad drivers always play victim just so they wont feel stupid etc.
- The Gooch is relaxing from working and waiting to get back to work.
- Earthquakes going around with more birth pangs its getting stronger
- The San Andrea's Fault is a lie and the earth is flat and supposed to stop for 7 seconds and gravity is a theory earth.
- California is due for a huge Earthquake would they help us or not?
- Thee Gooch ask if; are we prepared for a huge Earthquake?
- Thee Gooch he doesn't believe the San Andreas fault , that it's just a fear mongering tactic.
- Remo joins the show and talks about his new job, doing the duties that he knows.
- The Earthquake's that are happening around Valenzuela, Spain, and Indonesia, Tsunami clip, living the end time prophesies occurring, a mam prophesize, and people blaming God.
- God and Religion, Religion is man made, the New movie the Resurrection Director Mel Gibson coming soon 2027.
- Remo talks about a new comedy series from HBO Max, Thee Gooch, Remo and Joe talk about who as the code for HBO Max.
- The Superbowl and the Olympics' coming in Los Angeles in 2028, Thee Gooch says for being in Wyoming he's missing a lot in Los Angeles.
- Joe, Remo, and Thee Gooch talk about going to Wyoming, Joe talking about having a vacation but he can't.
- Thee Gooch, and Remo says joe is to picky on finding a woman, Joe has high standards.
- Remo willing to take his new car to go visit Wyoming, car needs oil change, maintaining his car, Thee Gooch had a bad oil filter when he had a oil change.
- Remo talks about getting ready to go to the brewery with his friend, Remo has his friend Paco to pick him up, no Uber is needed.
- Joe, Remo and Thee Gooch appreciate you tuning in and hearing us, this is our 4th year being on the podcast business.
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Welcome And Global Shoutouts
Thee GoochWhat's up everybody? What's going on? This is the pocket's podcast unscripted everybody. What's going on, everybody? Hello everybody, my name is Joe, and we have Gucci, everybody. What's going on? What's up, everybody? What's up? We wanna thank all our listeners out there. We wanna thank them very much for downloading our podcast, everybody. Thank you very much, thank you very much. The Gucci and I really wanna say thank you for hearing us out and everything out there, everyone that's listening and tuning in right now. Live, we're live on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook's Gucci's Facebook and the kick and YouTube, everybody. We wanna thank um North America, South America as well, and all the UK, all of China, Japan, Germany. Thank you very much for your downloads. We wanna thank Morgan, Oregon, Florida, I'm November, Republic of Columbus. I think there's a little more than him. I don't know if I'm saying it right, everybody. Come on, me. He's in the uh he's taking the shower and he's gonna go um with his friend and go see the game, the Dallas game. How you been, Gooch? Hello, hello, Alc. What's up, what's up? Hello, Joseph. Hello, hello. Hello, everybody in podcast land.
unknownNice!
Thee GoochHello. How you been, Gooch? I've been good. Just relaxing. Yeah. Relaxing. Relaxing, relaxing. Oh, yeah. Took a few days off of work, man. About goddamn time, you know what I'm saying? Jeez, about time, right? A little days' work. Yeah. Yeah. And um, we took what uh uh a week off for doing this? One weekend off. Me? One weekend. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna do it. One weekend off for doing the podcast after our last interview. Yeah. Went well, dude. I liked it. Uh it was real, it was real interesting. I like the way you handled it, Gooch. It was real good on you in your part in your end, actually. Oh, you think so? Thank you very much. I mean, um, I don't know I don't know if I was when I was hearing it, I was like, fuck, dude. I said I said stupid things, dude. Well, the thing is, is that right off the bat we admitted to him that we were both idiots. Yeah, so yeah. Well, at least we covered that ground. Yeah, yeah. We watched it from there. Yeah. Yeah, right off the bat. Well, we we broke the ice, in other words. Yeah, yeah. He was cool though. He was cool. Yeah, good guy, man. Ken W good, everybody. He um he joined us last week. Tune in, it's still it's it's still playing on all podcast platforms. Everyone, tune in. Episode one, season four. Everybody, tune in. Yeah, so um, yeah.
Toothache Pain And Clove Fix
Thee GoochUm, but right now, dude, uh I just have a toothache right now. Well, I'm battling with a toothache right now, so I took like some aspirins and stuff fucking trying to kill the pain. If you hear me talk or speak funny, it's because of my tooth. So it's not my tooth, it's my gum. It's I think it's infected or some shit. Listen, we're all reliant on pain meds and you know, yeah. Pharmaceuticals and oh, we have pain, so I'm gonna take this over the counter, whatever. Try the alternative, man. What's what's that? I'll tell you right now, like if you if you if you have like your if your gum is hurting, your gums are hurting on your teeth or your tooth and you have a toothache. You know what cloves are? Cloves? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one they put in uh the turkey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Crunch crunch those up into like a little powder like that and put it on your gum. And it works, and it works. Those are the ancient ways uh the indigenous people used to cure pain in her mouth. Oh shit. So those little cloves you put in the turkey. Yeah, when you eat it, like oh no, but they put in a stuffing, right? Is it stuffing? My mom used to use it for uh pineapple. She used to put cloves on pineapple on the ham. Okay, I remember. But yeah, they all we people people need to start looking into the alternatives opposed to yeah medication made by the pharmaceuticals because you'll have side effects, you'll have nothing works, and yeah, you know, and then people are are habit get habit to get get into the habit of just constantly taking these pharmaceuticals, and by the time they reach a certain age, they won't work. Like I remember when I when I used to take uh farm, I don't remember when was the last time I took a pharmaceutical, even ibuprofen, dude. Titan. I don't remember when was the last time it's been years, but people start growing into the body not you know accepting it because they take it so much, you know. Look look look into the alternatives. Yeah, I'll check that out. You want to lose weight, you want to lose weight. Same deal with uh with the cloves. Put a handful of cloves in a in a liter of water, let it ferment overnight, and it turns into a tea, right? Oh, yeah, okay. Okay, take take a couple shots at it first thing in the morning, and then before you go to sleep, it'll cleanse your your your belly and the parasites in your belly, and it'll also detox your uh liver. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I gotta start doing. I mean, I'm over here talking shit about it, I haven't even done it. But I do take I do drink herbals, uh dandelion tea, uh hibiscus tea, yeah. You know, I do all of that, you know, but getting down to the nitty gritty, I do have to cleanse my liver, right? Yeah, just to get it out, and in your belly, the parasites, cloves are known to kill the parasites in your in your stomach. Oh shit, I don't even know. That's a fun fact right there, huh? Yeah, fun fact. Yeah, try that. See if uh see if Donia has uh cloves, squish it up, put it on your gum, dude. It'll numb to shit. Well, if I would have known I mean I was at Walmart, I could have bought some. Well, stay away from Walmart when you're buying herbs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you gotta stay away from that. Like, like in the like I'll give you an example, like the cinnamon sticks you buy at at Walmart, they say those are fake. They're they're not real cinnamon sticks. You gotta get them from a health food store that are grown here in the States or a direct, you know, enough with the organic shit, too. The organic, don't worry. Organic food is is filled with per uh, you know, they they they have to spray it parasites, uh, or you know, whatever to grow on their on their food. The health food stores should sell real. I have real cinnamon sticks. What about the the the the Mexican stores? You know, like when you go to uh yeah, you can get a shit. Those are real, right? Yeah, the one mom's mom really buys the the Mexican ones, right?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah.
Thee GoochYeah, it's crazy.
Real Herbs Versus Store Hype
Thee GoochWell, didn't you hear about didn't you hear about now they're um they're making uh artificial meat in some fucking store? I think it's Sprouts. Yeah, and I believe Walmart started selling that. Yeah, uh what is it called? Uh Laboratory meat. It's laboratory labor laboratory grown meat, yeah. Yeah, laboratory growing meat. And you know who's behind that? Yeah, what's his name that that um Billy? Yeah, Bill Gates, yeah. Bill Gates. You know, yeah. And he's a he's a computer that Microsoft founder. What the fuck is he doing? You know, and people buy involved with that shit. Yeah. Yeah. You know, weird. But um, I mean um when I was going to Walmart, when I was already going, I already did all my shopping, you know, getting out, driving to the freeway.
Road Rage And Pepper Spray Talk
Thee GoochYou know, when you're going to you're making your left, right? Um, you're making a left turn. It was fucking traffic, it was crowded. I don't know. And um, I was making a left, right? And there's a another right lane right here, right? So I'm making a laugh, and it's only one left lane. Well, two left lanes, you can make it like that, but the this motherfucker makes I'm making a laugh. He tries to tries to cut me, almost hitting me, and I'm beeping him and say, hey motherfucker, what the fuck you doing? You go, he was he was like trying to cut me off, you know? Alright. Like pretending pretending like he didn't see me. And you know what he tells me? You fucking asshole. What the what the fuck acting like he's the victim? I go, What are you fucking doing, dude? You fucking asshole. And then he flips me off. And you know what? He and then uh when when I was we were waiting on the line and uh left the left lane, right? It was red, and you know we're waiting waiting until it turns green. So he was in the wrong lane. You know, you know where Manobello's Manobello is at in um with the Manobello Mall is at in Rosebay? Yeah, that uh that left lane, right? And going to the freeway, going to the 60, going west. Okay, uh-huh. Okay, so he was in the wrong lane. So he was so impatient, he just cuts everybody off and goes ahead in the exit, I mean in the entrance, going to the 60 bus. Oh, really? I was gonna if I would have like beat him to to catch up to him, I was gonna say, hey, what do you get your fucking license at? How did you get your written test passed, dude? You know, your driving instructor, how do you how do you pass? Do you suck this cock or what? You know, I was gonna tell him shit like that, but here he already have took an office shit. Hey, um, do you carry pepper spray? Nah, I should. Yeah, you gotta start carrying pepper spray. Yeah, yeah, I'm starting like fuck, dude. Like, what the fuck, dude? These drivers, dude, like like like no they don't got no consequences, and they and they act like they're the victims, and um and they're trying to like blame it on me. Like if it was my fault, which is his fault, you know, like I gotta fuck, dude. You know, fucking drivers, dude. They like they like to uh play the victim, they want to blame it on you, which is their fault, you know. But I slam I slam my brakes when when somebody's following too close to me. Uh-huh. I slam my brakes. Oh, like when they tailgate, yeah. When they tailgate, I slam my brakes, too. Oh, like you break you brake check them, yeah. All the time. Yeah. I do three times. I because in the drive driver manual, you gotta uh warn them behind you. One, two, three, that means warning to stop is uh traffic. There ain't no goddamn warning with me. I'm slamming on my brakes. Well, I do that, but because uh yeah, they go they go way behind you and shit. And it's usually guys with smaller penises that have small penises, and the only way you know they have small penises is because they drive big trucks with big deals. Yeah, those guys typically have small penises, so that's when I do it. And then uh yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy was short too, probably shorter than me. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets off on the fucking trailer, be like fucking three foot and shit, you know. You come fuck Joe his ass or what? Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. Shit. Well, but uh, I'm pretty sure you was probably short because he calls you fucking asshole. You know, did he sound like a munchkin? Nah, he's he's he's just I think he sounded gay, you know. You fucking asshole, because he was all pelon, peloncito, like uh like trying to trying to look hard and shit. Oh, but he was gay. He sounded gay. He goes, you know, fucking asshole, you know, and then he flips me off and he goes like this. I was just waiting so I could fucking tell him shit, you know. Hey, where you get your fucking license at? You know, your driver's license, you know, fucking shit. I go, fuck. But um, yeah, but other than that, so how you been, Gooch? Good, just relaxing, bro. Just relaxing, you know, relaxing, chilling. Time to relax, yeah. I got a busy week ahead of me though for sure with work, but nothing new, yeah, yeah. Just take the time to relax. Boy, this world is falling apart.
Earthquakes And Emergency Food Buckets
Thee GoochYeah, you're telling me, dude, it's fucking hot, and then um all these earthquakes are happening. Damn. You know what's your take on that, man? Uh my take. All these earthquakes. The birth birth pains. It's in the Bible. You know, I never understood what birth pain was when they talked about birth pains until yesterday. Like I didn't understand it. Like, why is it birth pains? You know, birth pains. Well, yeah, it's like uh contraction from a woman. Yeah, it's like uh a contraction from a woman, so the earth is contracting, and then when a baby comes out, the earth is going to fucking split in half. Yeah, yeah. Have you seen that movie uh the seven signs? You know, I have dude, but it's it's been a while. It's been a while, yeah. It's uh with Demi Morrison. I believe so. Yeah, it's about that. But um, yeah, so uh it happened. There was one that uh well it started in Venezuela, right? It actually uh started in Venezuela here recently. And then after that it started in it started to hit um Spain, right? Spain yesterday, um Indonesia yesterday, Indonesia was 7.7. Yeah. That's a massive earthquake. And um Spain was like what uh 5.2? 5.2 and then Colombia. Yeah, and then uh Chiapas, Mexico. That was a small one, but it was still felt in places like El Salvador and Guatemala. California had a couple of them, but you know, it's nothing nothing new. Well, what they're saying too is that and I'm not buying into the science, but I think it's like trying to calm people down, is like with the statistics of uh earthquake earthquakes annually, is uh this year so far, they're saying that they're on track with how many you know earthquakes there is in the world annually. To me, in my opinion, well, they're not as big as they record annually, you know. You get places like you know, Colombia was uh over seven point you know five or six, right? Right, they haven't had one like that in over a hundred years, way before any of us were fucking alive, you know. Uh and I think the whole San Andreas fault, dude. I think that's all bullshit. You think so? Yeah, I mean, look at I mean listen, listen, this listen to my my my my theory. Okay, cool. Ever since I was a little kid, that's all we heard about San Andreas' fault. San Andreas Fault. Yeah, when the big one's coming, the big one's coming, and now that we're seeing all these earthquakes around the world, now they're falling back on San Andrea Fault. Like, oh, the big one's coming. Just like Yellowstone, I think it's bullshit. You think so? You think it's just a fucking myth? I think I think it's just a fear tactic, a fear tactic, fear mongering and all that shit. Fear mongering, yeah. Just like we were supposed to get, just like the earth was supposed to stop on Wednesday for seven seconds. Remember that earlier earlier this year, NASA came out, and they only they only said it a couple times, and then until it caught a little wave on the internet, and then everybody forgot about it during the year, and then it came back. Oh, as as as August got closer, oh, the earth is supposed to stop. Well, first of all, my thing is that the world is flat. So and gravity is still a theory, it's never been proven. So and shit like that is that because that same day the earth was supposed to stop, and gravity was supposed to, you know, not exist for it. Yeah, not exist for seven seconds. They put you in that fear mongering because that same day there was an eclipse. I think uh where was the eclipse at in Poland? Around that year. So that was the first time seeing it, right? Yeah. I think over a hundred years? Yeah. So I I think it's just fear. They just instill fear in everybody, and everybody buys into it. I knew that shit wasn't gonna happen, dude. Because the earth is flat. Um I don't know, man. I'm just thinking that it's we'll we'll we're due for one. Okay. Yeah, you guys are. You guys are due for one. I I absolutely agree. You guys are due for a fucking major earthquake in California because I just don't think California's gonna fall into the ocean. And um, we're just like right now, we're watching like this, like spectators. We're like, yeah, oh shit, everybody's getting their everybody's falling apart, and then we fall apart. You think they're gonna help us? I don't know. Oh fuck, who knows? Oh fuck no, we're helping them. Well, let's see what they're gonna help us if we have that destruction. Are you prepared for the next earthquake? Say you no, I'm not. I don't to be honest, you have no running water, you have no food. What are you gonna what the fuck are you gonna do? Yeah, and everything's all expensive. You think that's why they do it in purpose? They have they hire the prices. Well, remember in 19, what was the first earthquake that felt was the 1987 87, yeah? Widdy Ros earthquake was a seven uh 6.9. Well, I remember in those times, I was young, right? I was 13, 12 or 13 years old. I wasn't in that time, I remember people were price gouging a fucking one banana at 711 where they were fucking charging people 20 fucking dollars for one banana. Imagine back then. So now you you you you fast forward it to now, you guys have a major earthquake. Imagine what a bottle of water is gonna cost you. Fuck, maybe a hundred bucks. Do you have a hundred dollars, Joseph? For about no, no, everybody's gonna get all fucking madman out and shit. Everybody's gonna get delirious, dude. I'm telling you. I kind of freaked out yesterday, bro. What's up? Because you know, all these earthquakes and shit. So I made a commitment when I woke up this morning that I was gonna go buy some water so I can store it. Yeah, so I got I think I got 10 gallons of water right now stored. Fuck. And then I bought uh the emergency foods. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. When it comes in a packet, they come in a bucket. Oh, in a bucket, yeah, yeah. Okay, and they're single packs in it, and you just add warm water to it, and you're eating it. I've been wanting to buy that shit, dude. Uh I bought two buckets yesterday online. Oh, no shit. How much? Uh okay. Well, it depends where you go because Home Depot has them. Uh, and I was gonna go today to Casper to go buy uh go to the Home Depot and buy it because I have a credit card for Home Depot. You know, I was gonna go to but until I saw it on Walmart.com.
unknownUh-huh.
Thee GoochAnd in Walmart, I like shopping online with Walmart because Walmart sometimes they slash their prices. So instead of 140, 150 bucks, dude, I got it for uh 69 per bucket. Damn, no shit. Uh uh, it's 130 servings. Okay, 130 servings. Remo's on. In the bucket. In the bucket, too? Yeah. What's up, Remo? What's going on? Remo's on, everybody. Remo's on. Um, just to let you guys know, I'm gonna put a QR code right now, everyone. To if you guys want to come on live to chat with us. Uh, do you want what do you want what's on your mind? I'm gonna put it on right now, everybody. There's the QR code right there, everybody. If you want to come on live, just aim your camera phone there. And surprisingly, surprisingly. What's up, Remo?
SPEAKER_02Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me turn the mic up. Hold on, let me do something with the mic. What the little mummy's doing hook in the little video.
Thee GoochHey, it's okay. Well, what the fuck? What's the beats the purpose of having a clip, huh? He is he he is our little brother. He's still an idiot. How does it sound though? Yeah, it sounds really good, actually. Yeah. No, it's all good, it does work.
SPEAKER_02No, it doesn't work, Dick. I'm just talking into the air.
Thee GoochNo, because of mine, it doesn't work, dude. That's one thing. That's the good thing about the iPhone.
SPEAKER_02I have the thing plugged in.
Thee GoochThat's why the the little yeah, it's got Justal on Android. Yeah, dude. That's true. I mean, it sucks with Android, dude, to be honest. Yeah. So those are yeah, that's that's amazing, dude. It works, it looks nice. Good. Good. That's the the road, everybody.
SPEAKER_02The road mic wireless. And then I'm using my my AirPods too for the for the earphones. So you can hear it.
Thee GoochOh nice, nice, nice AirPods. Thank you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
Thee GoochOh shit. So it's amazing. So how you been, Remo?
Remo Joins With Work Stress
Thee GoochWhat's going on with you?
SPEAKER_02Nothing's just fucking working. Fucking work. Sometimes I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes at work, I get at work and I get so fucking overwhelmed with the bullshit. I start looking at indeed, man. Fuck these motherfuckers.
Thee GoochNo, no, no. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_02No, because you gotta understand. It's a fucking 94 apartment unit. Only me, one maintenance guy. It should be two of us, but they haven't hired someone else. So I'm I'm running, I'm running everything.
Thee GoochDo I need to go to fucking California? Do I need to go and work under you?
SPEAKER_02Ah, imagine. I'll be better.
Thee GoochYeah, you're only telling me what to do.
SPEAKER_02Actually, actually, I think we could pull it off because we have different last names.
unknownYeah.
Thee GoochYeah. Now's your chance to tell me what to do. Remember when you were a kid, I'll tell you what to do.
SPEAKER_02Now's your chance.
unknownYeah.
Thee GoochNo, I know I know what you're saying, dude, because sometimes I'm fucking overwhelmed with work myself, dude. Like oh my god, like it fucking never ends, dude. Like it never ends. I'm done deal with the same shit too, dude. So yeah, but it's that's the way life is, you know. So yeah. But you know what, bro? Like, like, like I told you before on a private conversation, I'm proud of you for what you've accomplished in such a short short time. Just keep pushing, man. Don't don't yeah, you overwhelmed. Yeah, all right. We're all overwhelmed. I'm over, I'm overwhelmed. You know, I take I finally got the chance to take a couple, a few days off. Because I've been overwhelmed for the last fucking six months.
SPEAKER_02And I mean, I'm not I'm not overwhelmed. Like, I'm just I'm just talking about work, like fuck. But uh as far as everything else in life, it's good. Life is good, it's just because that's just yeah, I just think I'm talking about work. Yeah, yeah, no, but work is it's just haunting too, because fucking any minute they can call me, and it's happened a rating where they call me at fucking eight in the afternoon, and I'm already at the fucking brewery, and and and yeah, it's an emergency, so I gotta go and then I don't get out of there until 12 midnight.
Thee GoochThen the fucked up part is that you got a new car now that the no now that they that they know you have a new car.
SPEAKER_02No, no, if I have a car, I'm fine. Like fuck it. I'll go on a tripping. I'll get the overtime now, especially now with my with the higher pay, the overtime's good.
Thee GoochSo yeah, but sometimes they they they kind of take advantage of oh, this guy has a car. Well, we'll depend on him, you know.
SPEAKER_02No, but now that but now um there's a there's a there's a schedule where uh there's an on-call schedule, everyone has to do one week. Yeah, all the maintenance manager, all the maintenance managers bought the properties.
Thee GoochSo I that's how that's how it was for the city when I was working for the city. Yeah, we all we all did it between us all, we all did it for a week at a time. Yeah, I see. But it's cool, I like it. I like the job, don't get me wrong.
SPEAKER_02Did you you got the hang of it or you or yeah, boy, yeah, I think it's just it's just basic shit that I do been doing my like you know, fixing things, working on things, maintenance, handyman shit.
Thee GoochWell, you know, and for somebody who smokes a lot of weed, you sure are a stressful person. Yeah, you're supposed to be mellow, it's supposed to be mellow. Mellow, yeah, that's what I thought, dude.
SPEAKER_02That's that's stupid. Hey, the Dallas Cowboys are playing today. Yeah, I'm gonna go check them out at uh at five, they starts at five. It's a preseason game.
unknownNice!
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thee GoochWhere are they playing at?
SPEAKER_02Uh fuck, I don't even know. Let me see. Your butthole. I don't say yeah, here you go again.
Thee GoochHere you go.
SPEAKER_02What happened?
Thee GoochYou blanked out.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that's because I'm looking at the at the Seahawks.
Thee GoochUh there was the Chamuco again.
SPEAKER_02I think they're playing they're playing in Seattle. Oh, in Seattle?
Thee GoochYeah. Is uh Prescott uh still um quarterbacking
CERN Theories And Mandela Effects
Thee Goochor what? Yeah. Fuck with it. Um no, we were talking about earthquakes, dude. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02Fucking wild right now, dude. Well, it's yeah, it is, man. It's crazy, but I don't know, it's weird. I can't call it it's just it's biblical.
Thee GoochThat's it. It's the intern.
SPEAKER_02But probably this is but I see like, yeah, I see it, but I see like they're pushing it too. Look at it with the whole CERN shit. You know what I mean? CERN has a big fucking cause with all this shit too. That's what I think.
Thee GoochOr CERN too, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02All this fucking shit.
Thee GoochWell, they said that after they turned it off, everything started acting weird.
SPEAKER_02All this shift changing, all this fucking, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, everything, Mandela effect bullshit, that shit's fucking up everything, bro. That shit's fucking ridiculous. All the shit that they're catching that's saying that it was never this, it was never that.
Thee GoochYeah. Well, the last video you showed us about uh the Jen F. Kennedy, right? Uh JFK Remember? That was a fucking trip, you know.
SPEAKER_02And then and then uh Joe Olsin. Well, what about it? Well, what's his name? What do you remember his name as? Joel Olsting with the T, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I think it's no T. No shit. It's Olsen. What? Ol scene. Old team? No shit. I think watch, watch. There's another that's another one that I found out about, watch. Hold on.
Thee GoochYeah, they said it was Olston. Joel Olstin.
SPEAKER_02Oh, it is Olsteen. Okay, so suppose it was Olsin before. Oh, no shit. I don't fucking know there was some shit about that for.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'll crying something out my own. Can't even Joe my fucking high.
SPEAKER_05What's that? No, you shouldn't be able to do it.
SPEAKER_02No, because there was another conspiracy about Joe Olstein or Olstein, how his name was. Oh, really? That fucking preacher? Yeah.
Thee GoochYeah. What is his fucking name? Joel. Joel Austin. It was Austin, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02But I guess they're saying it was used to be Joe Olstein or something like that.
Thee GoochSome shit like that. Very good. Look at the the the what happened in Spain.
SPEAKER_00I think this is Spain, right? The ultimate information of magnitude preliminary 5.2 in Granada, España. After the moment, solo se reportan daños materiales. El Instituto Geográfico Nacional situó el sismo con epicentro al noroeste de Aledín. El movimiento también fue percibido in otra provincia andaluza como Málaga, Córdoba, Cádiz y Sevilla. The authorities continue vigilando la evolution of the activity sismica in this point of España.
Thee GoochThe younger generation listening to the show right now, they're probably saying they speak Spanish in Spain. Yeah, no shit. But um Indonesia was a fucking trip, huh? Because they had a tsunami. They had a tsunami in Indonesia and the Philippines. The Philippines. Check out this the salon. Hey Remo, that's good.
SPEAKER_02What about the one I sent you guys the other day?
Thee GoochWhich one?
SPEAKER_02An Instagram. That dude walks over and he picks them up from the fucking watch Instagram.
Thee GoochOh no shit. I'll get it, I'll get it later. Thank you. Well this is the one in uh Indonesia. That's a lot. And you know, there was floods. There were floods for the last two days in Utah. Oh, really?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
Thee GoochJeez. Was it raining water or what? No, it just came up off the fucking ground. Fucking the b the fucking rocks were bleed uh crying. The streets are sweating. The streets are sweating, yeah. Those were all those shit, huh? Wow. Amazing. Somebody left the fucking the tub on running in the the science is weird, dude. Somebody left the water running.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah.
Thee GoochThat fucker wasted all the water. Oh my god. Yeah, dude, it's just fucking crazy. I think I mean obviously we're living in the end times. We've been saying that for the last two years, and just a matter of time now, dude. Yeah, it is. I mean, just it's a matter of waiting, dude. Yeah, yeah. Matter of wait. I go, she's but um who knows? You have anything, you mean yeah, you have anything. What is that? What does Tata say about all this, Remo?
SPEAKER_02He doesn't say nothing. No, it's you know you know him, he's just like you know just like whatever.
Thee GoochJust chilling and relaxing. If it happens, it happens.
SPEAKER_02Hey, but you see the other video I sent you that old man that's talking about other earthquakes?
Thee GoochYeah, yeah, I was tripping out on that one.
SPEAKER_02Well, that shit, those videos are fucking like months or months before the whole earthquakes happened in Venezuela and in Colombia.
Thee GoochSo he's the one that like he uh predicted it, right? On the dot? Yeah. Well, for those, yeah, for Colombia, right?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and he said this all has to do with idol idolity, fucking uh for for people with alcoholism for all like for all the sinners, for all the sins, you know? Yeah. All the fucking politics, all the corruption in politics, this is this and that. This is all happening because of that, and that there's more to come, and that there's a pandemic, more pandemics to come, that there's gonna be like four pandemics in the world. Some shit like that. I don't know, you know. I mean, this looks like a burnt-out old geezer from the corner, but you never know, you know what I mean? But for he did mention Venezuela and Colombia, and it happened, so now he's saying he's he named like five other countries recently. He said uh United States, El Salvador, and I forgot who else if other countries I think so too, yeah.
Thee GoochBut if you listen to him now, like I'm saying, like recent as recent as as as as uh two days ago, if you listen to him now, he's he's like yelling at the people like why are you blaming God? This is your doing, this is your sin. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is true. We have free will here on earth. You get we have to decide if we're gonna if we're gonna you know live like our messiah, or we're just gonna say, fuck it, I'm just gonna live by this earth. No, what they're there's they say too is that if if the god the sky daddy was real, how come he's letting he how come he's allowing this people to die and all that? So that's what they say sometimes, some of them. Yeah, it's they even mentioned sky daddy and stuff. A lot of people don't think God exists, uh a creator exists. There is a creator, just like there's a barber, yeah.
SPEAKER_02All right, or or or or the stupid people that believe in the devil but don't believe in God would dig without a fucking god there wouldn't be a devil, still and now you have people, these influencers, now you have these people saying that Lucifer is actually God, yeah, yeah. He's fooling us, that he's fucking uh it's the betrayal, the false this and that. Yeah, I don't know that that sometime you know, yeah. Maybe maybe we are misleading. Maybe our God is a different fucking God, you know? Yeah, maybe it's not the fuck, not it's not the God, you know what I mean, that that they they they put out, you know.
Faith Without Religion Debate
Thee GoochNo, religion has it all wrong. Yeah, there you go.
SPEAKER_02See, there you go. That's not right.
Thee GoochHas it all wrong? Religion is a part of the government, that's why they're tax-free. Yeah, it's it's why control the masses, yeah. Yeah, it's the spirit control of masses, yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_02Control the masses, and you're absolutely right because religion and faith and and God are two different things. Uh-huh. Has nothing, God has nothing to do with religion. God didn't instill religion, he didn't create religion, he didn't build it. He, if anything, he will be against it. Well, he was just about just you know, being exactly being the word of God, being the the the body of God, being living in the in the in the in the fucking uh como say ama in the vision and in the in the the body of God, you know? Yeah, well the temple, the temple is in us, yeah. We're God is in us. We are the version of God. We are like it says, we are created in in the the image, yeah.
Thee GoochBut it says that to believe in my name is to be to go to the father. That's what he says. He didn't say make a great everybody, make a group and follow me. You know who you know who started all of that? Who? Um Paul Apostle Apostle Paul, or Apostle the Jews, Apostle Paul. He never he was uh four years 400 years after the crucifixion of Jesus. Yeah, Apostle Paul twisted so much, he's the one that created church, he's the one that told everybody that Jesus was about creating church. Jesus was the complete opposite of that. Yeah, that's why I don't fall into religion shit, dude. Like religion he says to believe in me to get to the father. Yeah, and you know what? I guess uh just to let you guys know, I just can't wait to see um new um Mel Gibson's new movie, the The Resurrection next year. Oh no, shit, yeah, it's gonna be I think on May. It's gonna be a two-parter, you know. I'm all for it, and I and I and I love Passion of the Christ. I love that movie, it was really good. It was I think it was spot on. However, the only thing they messed up on is that they making them Jesus white. Yeah, yeah. That's the only problem I had with that movie because they made Jesus look white. You should at least look white. Let me get he has blue eyes. Yes. Well, in the movie, his eyes, his eyes colors change. Okay, you know, it can be orange, blue, brown. Throughout the movie, they change, yeah. But uh him being white in the movie, I think that's the only thing that they miss because everybody around them is uh is colored. Yeah, absolutely. Everybody around them is colored, yeah, except for uh Jesus. Yeah, so the the the resurrection's coming out in next year, and then it's gonna be a two-parter. And um, I think uh the week when it opens on May, I think it may something 16, and then uh the two weeks after that, the opening that the two-parter comes out. So the resurrection? The resurrection, Mel Gibson. I hope I mean I wanna I want to go see that. But I have a feeling they're gonna sabotage it, dude. No, I think I was gonna I was gonna say that. I think they're gonna I think that the story or whatever, however, the movie, I think he's gonna be you know good and on point with it.
TV Recommendations And Password Sharing
SPEAKER_02Hey, you guys, you guys uh ever heard the this this uh HBO Max? It's called The Righteous Gemstones. I haven't seen it.
Thee GoochI don't have HBO Max.
SPEAKER_02Joe has it, but watch that shit, Joe. That's just fucking funny. It's with that, it's about the the the people in the that do those churches, like Joe Osteen and shit like that. Like the life comedy though, it's fucking funny though. It's like that fucking funny, funny, like it's funny. Yeah, I see I I seen it, but I think I go I didn't look into it much, no. Watch it, it's just funny. I mean, uh, it's the same people who make uh eastbound and down. Have you seen that one? No, that's on HBO Max 2 with uh Danny McBride.
Thee GoochWell, if anybody wants to send me their HBO Max password, uh I can yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02That guy, that little guy right there. I give I I give him my my HBO Max. Okay, your your name's in there.
Thee GoochHis profile's in there. Let me look for one.
SPEAKER_02It's like that raw fucking still 100% racist comedy shit. Like, you know, no shit, like that raunchy shit, like that sexual perverted fucking shit. Like, you know, shit that won't last today. This shit came out in 2009, it wouldn't make it today in time.
Thee GoochYeah, I couldn't imagine. Just like the office, huh?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's just funny because Wilfur Rao comes out in it.
Thee GoochOh, yeah? Oh, I gotta check it out.
SPEAKER_02That the the he's bounding down, he's a he's a baseball player.
Thee GoochOh, okay.
SPEAKER_02All right, that's just funny. Well, Michael Peña, Michael Pena comes out on it.
Thee GoochI love man, he's a good actor. Yeah, it's funny. Oh, that's the fool from Spider-Man. I mean, what was it? What what did he come on it? Michael Pena? Ant Man.
SPEAKER_02Ant-Man, yeah.
Thee GoochAnt-Man, there you go.
SPEAKER_02That's just funny. In the movie, he's uh he's a baseball team owner, right? So that food uh Danny McBride meets him. He's like, hey man, so what does it take to own a baseball team out here, huh? 10 bucks in a burrito? And that food Michael Pena, he has an accent.
Thee GoochI gotta watch that shit. You gotta watch it, bro. That's it, party. Wow. So what are you gonna do tonight, Gucci? I mean, Gucci and Remo. I'm gonna go watch the game. You're gonna watch the game tonight? And you Gucci? Ike nothing, bro. Just gonna fucking chill. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_02Hey Remo, how old are you? I keep thinking you're 42. I keep thinking I'm 44, but I'll be 44 this year.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_02Damn, yeah. Yeah, I think I'm I think I'm 43, yeah.
Thee GoochI don't have HBO Max. Here, let me send it to you. Uh I you you have your profile there.
SPEAKER_02Uh uh, but he doesn't have the login.
Thee GoochBut it's not it's not logged into my TV. I'll do it, I'll send you right now. Uh maybe you guys skip the payment? I don't know. No, no, send it to you right now. Hold on.
SPEAKER_02No, because sometimes your brother, your sometimes your little brother will go and fucking uh he'll he'll he'll reset his password or he'll log everything out. You haven't done it.
Thee GoochI haven't reset it. Well, I reset it because uh it logged me out one time. I had to make a new one. I believe it too. When when when we yell at him, he's uh he just fucking reset the password. No. Hey now, looks like there's there's a lot of good movies on HBO Max.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, there is looking for uh there we go. I found it.
Thee GoochYeah, do it now because you're gonna forget and then uh yeah yeah. Yeah, no, nothing.
SPEAKER_02I can't find it. Oh no, in that case, I can't find it.
Thee GoochUh I'll I'll send it to you. I found it already. I'm gonna watch a dog the bounty hunter for the rest of the year. Reruns. No, it's actually it's actually on the on the Samsung TV. Well, I'm I'm gonna watch the US UFC fight on Paramount right now.
SPEAKER_02The free the free uh the free one on the Samsung TV?
Thee GoochYeah, it's free. Yeah, those are pretty good, those channels. Again, I'm gonna watch the the Paramount UF UFC fight. Yeah. It's a Muslim against American, right? That's the one.
SPEAKER_02America.
Thee GoochDid you get the the text? Yeah, I got it. Thank you, bro. See when I do it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's another story.
SPEAKER_02Talking all this shit, you'll do it. Yeah, yeah.
Thee GoochYeah, you're right. Alright, what else we got going on, Joseph? Because I'm ready to go to sleep. Ready to go to go to sleep, Gooch? What time is it over there? Um 5 4 49. 4 49? 4 47.
Sports Plans And LA Big Events
SPEAKER_02Hey, did you hear uh the Super Bowl's gonna be held in LA again? Oh really? Yeah. I fucking that shit came out of nowhere. I didn't I didn't even know, but yeah, fucking Super Bowl. Next Super Bowl coming up uh next year is gonna be held right here at the so fight.
Thee GoochNo shit.
SPEAKER_02So LA LA's been booming for from the fucking uh World Cup to the Super Bowl. Now we're gonna have the Olympics.
Thee GoochWhen is the Olympics?
SPEAKER_02Next year? 2028. 2028 or two more years. And you think all the all the people from the fucking Olympics, they fucking uh they all hang out right there at the brewery where I go. All the the the coordinators, the event planners, the fucking people that are in charge of the whole 2028 Olympics.
Thee GoochReally?
SPEAKER_02They all have their events, they have their events there sometimes because they're staying in a hotel, right? Because they don't live here, they just they're they just they were hired to put this shit together, you know, from from the details of the security, how it's gonna get designed, how it's gonna go down, and everything, right? And they all hang out right there. You walk in sometimes and they're all right there with their little sweaters, the LA 2028, this and that.
Thee GoochYou know, being in Wyoming, I'm missing out on a lot. I'm like wasting my life, bro. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02No, no, that's my you're not good, you're not missing much.
Thee GoochIt's just all the same. It's all the same. It's just that we're just building too much hype about it, dude.
SPEAKER_02No, no, it's just that me, I'm I'm I'm just it's it's random. Like, I'm gonna tell you about this place right at the brewery. It's random, bro, because it's a community where it's like, uh, but yeah, I'm not, I'm not, but yeah, uh, that's why like I just stay neutral on everything, you know. I respect everything, everyone's opinions, everybody's you know, whatever, you know.
Thee GoochSo you you're just you're just you're just a cheese moso then.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm just there to fucking observe and learn, you know. Hey, but that's good. Like the other day they had uh uh an event there for for the Los Angeles city attorney, right? And she was she was uh having a little event, trivia event, but she's running for city attorney coming up in November. And I was like, who the fuck is this? Because I was like, it was the most random as broad you could look at. So I'm like, so what is your job? I go, are you a fucking uh district attorney or what? Like, no, no, no, no. I I help the city make decisions on this and that, like for housing, this and this and this and this and that. I I you know I fight for the city. I was like, oh okay, but it's uh like a democratic thing, so yeah.
Thee GoochYeah, it's you know, there's no fixing the corruption in California, dude.
SPEAKER_02So like I don't I don't know, I could care less. I'm not, you know, I I'm not Republican, I'm not no, you know, yeah, yeah. I'm fucking just American. You're an American, but it's like they even have the DSA uh little gatherings there and all kinds of shit. But because they rent, they but they pay for the space, not that the pacer throws it, but they pay to rent to have their events there, you know. So it's good business for the fucking for the bar, you know. Hey, listen, enough of the bullshit.
Trip Planning And Family Roasting
Thee GoochAh let's talk some sure shit. Uh here we go. When are you guys gonna come there?
SPEAKER_02Well shit, I can drive now. What's saying? I'm driving, I could drive now. I got PTO time. How about this? I know this is I know this little fucker don't got no PTO time. He uses it, he uses it off for fucking Disneyland, but to come see his brother, not even not even Disneyland. Well, yeah, yeah, for Disneyland, but even just to go to events, oh I'll take the next tomorrow off. Fuck it. You know what I mean? Any event we go to, I'm gonna take the next day off. Why?
Thee GoochFuck you, you know what? Well, what would it make you happy if I will do this? Here we go.
SPEAKER_02I quit my job and I go down exactly, exactly.
Thee GoochWell but if I resign my job and then go visit my brother, and we all go, like I was telling uh my foo foo. You know what I'm gonna I wanna do? I'm fucking 53 years old. Okay, you motherfuckers don't give a fuck. No, you you you motherfuckers don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02You want to finally come out the closet and wear your high heels. Fuck you.
Thee GoochI'm not the one that's going with your your friend to the the bar. Okay, so I know you guys don't give a fuck, but I'm just letting you know. I could do that, enjoy my fucking my whole retirement. You know what I'm saying? How about that? Would it make you feel happy if I do that? Well, um, I was talking about vacation. I don't want you over here permanently. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't have I don't have that time, you know. And then uh plus uh I work uh where I work as like a 55 minute drive, you know what I'm saying? No, don't even get back and forth. Don't even get me started on your fucking drive for that job. Well, that's that's that's the only way I could do it. You can you can live here in Wyoming and walk 10 minutes to your job. Yeah, that's true. I couldn't even walk in, I couldn't even walk 10 minutes over there to Walmart to it'd take you it'd take you fucking two weeks to walk to fucking your job.
SPEAKER_02You know how long it takes me to get to my job?
Thee GoochEight minutes eight minutes driving or going a bus? Driving. Oh, okay. See man for me it goes fucking like 55. That's very convenient, dude. Yeah, that's convenient. 55 minutes. Fuck you. Hey, but um, now I've been thinking about that, you know. We should plan it out so you guys can come out. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02But uh they say that uh I was I was talking to Junior about that too. Yeah, going out that some fucking eBack on a Thursday and come back on a fucking like Tuesday or something, you know.
Thee GoochWatch you guys come over here and then I go up to Los Angeles, it's not people surprise us, we're trying to surprise you. Oh shit. That would be funny. But uh, like I was saying, like I was saying, like uh like uh I mean I've been planning to go over there, but that'd be funny. I don't know, just money-wise, you know. Uh there's no strip bars out here, but we can make one. Joe can strip for us.
SPEAKER_02We'll go fucking find some uh some lizard lots at the truck stops.
Thee GoochUm just to have them fucking have them dance on his face. Well, look at the gooch. Look at look at the gooch's big butt, you know. So you know, just by looking at him, he could just shake it, shake it all he's got, you know. See, you see screaming gooch. That's why he that's why he doesn't have kids. I think we think he's I think I'm right. I think he is gay.
SPEAKER_02When he talks about retirement, he talks about coming out, retiring as a man and coming out like a fucking game.
Thee GoochI'm just too fucking ugly. Look at I'm just too ugly. Just dude, no, no, no, no. There's a type out there for you, bro.
SPEAKER_02Look at it, look at my hair. Look at my hair. There's buttons. It may not be to your standards or to your fucking expectations, but there is a product there for you. You hear me?
Thee GoochIt's because you you have high standards.
SPEAKER_02Everybody, everybody is just too picky. You gotta settle. No, no, no, no, no. You you gotta you, you're the picky one.
Thee GoochYou're the picky one. No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_02You're the picky one, like your butt.
Thee GoochNo, it's just that um everyone's taken, dude.
SPEAKER_02I'll take me a torta, I'll take me a fucking Doskini. Fuck that. I'll take a tall one, I'll take it. You know what I mean?
Thee GoochFuck that.
SPEAKER_02I'm not even tripping, it's all good. I'm here for a fucking short time, not a long time, you know what I mean?
Thee GoochA good time, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're I try to, but hi ma'am. It just passes by. You know, uh, listen, you have yeah, what uh what's up? Oh he's weird, it's because he's weird. Listen, like up to oh, he's being a creep. Listen, 20 years ago. I 20 years ago, I think I said it best. Okay, you're going after fucking Ferraris when you should be going after pintals, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Not not a fixer upper, but just a pinto. Yeah, that's a that's a well-maintained pinto, yeah, forward pinto, right off the lot.
Thee GoochYeah, well, maybe I'm finicky. I don't know. Oh, yeah, she said, hey, and I said, Oh my god. But like um, well, dude, I'll just nah, it'll be looking badass if you guys came out here, dude.
SPEAKER_02You my fool, Joel, Remo, you guys if you guys came out here, it'd be badass if it uh take my car. Fuck it. I'm not tripping.
Thee GoochYou seriously you'll take your car?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
Thee GoochFuck. Why not? What's the man? What the fuck?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, what the fuck? Don't kill his car, dude. Like the mileage. It's worth it. I don't care.
Thee GoochIt's worth it. Listen, you're better off driving your car straight.
SPEAKER_02Why not? What the fuck you want? A horse and budget take it to the dealer and just watch it. Leave it in the parking lot. Coming from a guy that hasn't washed his car in how long? Uh month.
Oil Change Tips And Shop Mistakes
Thee GoochNo, dude. If it's better to drive your car on a highway than it is on stop and go traffic. You get more wear and tear on stop and go traffic than you would uh you'll waste more gas outway, too. No, wear and tear. Well, that too.
SPEAKER_02Because you use constant of the brakes, of the gears, the shifting, all that shit. You do change your oil in a car, right? Joe? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Joe's.
Thee GoochI don't change it myself.
SPEAKER_02Joe's persistent on the oil change. He he gets that, he's he makes sure he keeps up to date.
Thee GoochYeah, I always always always change it.
SPEAKER_02And that's and that's where I've learned to be persistent with it too. I see uh how he gets it done.
Thee GoochI'm like, all right, yeah, it's it's uh it's but this this uh Remo takes it to fucking Jiffy Lu and go, don't take it for Jiffy Lu, the fucking replace there.
SPEAKER_02No, no, but I pay for the labor.
Thee GoochYeah, I know, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I go to Walmart and I get the fucking the good shit for a good fucking price, and then I go to Jiffy Lu. I say because if I pay Jiffy Lu, it comes up to the same shit. I paid about 40-30 bucks for the for the filter for the fucking oil and all that shit, right? Right, and then I go to Jiffy Loop, Jify Loop charges me 40 for labor.
Thee GoochNo shit.
SPEAKER_02So how much is the oil change for fucking uh uh Jiffy Loop, like 113, right? Or 100. They have one, they have one for 80 dollars, I think, but they're not gonna give you the most best fucking quality oil, they're gonna give you that garbage, you know? Yeah, so at least with this, you're able to go to Walmart and buy like the best fucking quality for your car at a good price, and then you go and you take it and you get the labor. So that's how I do it. So I don't know. What do you pay, Joe? You go to fucking Walmart, you don't get the best though.
Thee GoochYeah, I get the when I because I drive a lot. I drive a lot, I drive back and forth, dude. I gotta think about well, you know what? I fucking drive back and forth, you know, 55 minutes, and then plus, you know, it's fucking hot too, you know. Uh so I uh I buy the synthetic. I buy it, I buy the $55 one.
SPEAKER_02How much do you pay for the for the whole $55 for synthetic? But the but the best good oil? I think it's a mobile. I don't know. Mobile oil.
Thee GoochWell, castro, castor oil. Fuck you, Walmart.
SPEAKER_02How long do you wait though? How long do you wait?
Thee GoochHuh?
SPEAKER_02How long do you wait for that?
Thee GoochWell, like uh, I think three months.
SPEAKER_02But again, it's before when you go, when you go to Walmart, how long do you have does it take you to get?
Thee GoochOh, like uh, well, you're like in the Saturdays like five three. How long did it take you to to wait to get it done? Well, last week I waited like uh two hours. Yeah, two minutes. That's because it was on a Saturday when I got out of work.
SPEAKER_0215 minutes you're in and out, sas, sas.
Thee GoochBut that wasn't a Saturday though. I'm getting out of work, you know, and people, you know, all of a sudden everybody has an oil change on a Saturday in the weekend.
SPEAKER_02No, but I'm not gonna lie to you. The last time I got the oil change, because I could do it myself, it's fucking not rocket science. But you need the right fucking the stand. Yeah, the oil stand to no no you. I mean the tools you could use just a ranch, uh a ranch, you know, but it's the stands that you need, lift up the fucking car and walk under the car. On my old car, the last time I got an oil change, I fucking went to my uh one of my friends. He had the stands and everything. I just bought the oil, everything, bought him a 12 pack and called it square. I was like, fuck yeah.
Thee GoochSo the thing is though, when you guys take your your cars to get changed the oil, uh always, always check for leaks before you fucking leave. Yeah, yeah. Um, I did that uh because I get my my oil change over here. It's called Penn's oil. In like 15 minutes, you're fucking in and out, right? Dude, if I didn't fucking check, I would have lost all my fucking oil on the driveway. The screw they let the screw loose, they put the wrong oil filter in that son, bitch. Oh and you can hear when you turn it on, you can hear the oil squirting out from the oil filters. I said, What the fuck is that? Dude, I turned it on for like 10 10 seconds and it lost two quart. And it it lost two quarts of oil. What was this? Always always check it before you guys head out. Check to see if it's there is no leaks in your in your car before you head out. Always because most of the mechanics shops, like when they do oil changes, most of them are clowns and shit. They're they're kids, yeah, yeah. That don't give a fuck. Yeah, not my car. I don't care. I don't care if I tighten the the nut, the bolt, uh, tight enough. It's not my car, it's not my car. Yeah. So they put the wrong oil filter on my ride. It's like, fuck, dude. I was I told I texted David and I told him, Hey man, we almost lost this trip to Denver because I was I changed it because we were supposed to go to Denver. We went to Denver and I changed it. Fuck, dude. If I didn't check it, I would have lost all my oil before I got it. Yep. So when when uh when you are heading out, Remo to your to your to your uh the brewery.
SPEAKER_02Well, it starts right now at five, eh? But right now I'm just gonna get in the shower, get ready, and go to the fucking brewery. Takes me like fucking 10 minutes to get there.
Thee GoochI thought you were already. Joe told us you were already taking a shower. That's what I thought.
SPEAKER_02Take it easy, relax, no rush, no push, no push.
Closing Thanks And Stay Safe
Thee GoochI'm acting like we're going to. I know, right? Oh my god. All right, fellas. I think we're it. You're it already?
SPEAKER_01Uh you gotta take a shit, bro.
Thee GoochFuck you. I've been eating a lot, dude. I gained a lot of fucking weight. You guys can't tell, but I gained a lot of weight. Yeah, me too, dude. Yeah, I noticed your big butt, dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, guys. Uh, I think we're it, everybody. This is episode two, season four, everybody. Our anniversary. We hit our fourth year on our podcast. Congratulations to Remo and the Gooch that lasted with us right here, with me and him and Remo, Gooch, whatever you uh, whoopla, whoopla, rootie doo, loopity loo. Oh, I can last, baby.
SPEAKER_02I can last.
Thee GoochOh, yeah, that's what she said. That's what she said, yep. Uh-huh. All right, guys. Um, any last final words for you guys? Remo, Gooch? Don't drink or drive. Good night. Yeah, don't drink your drive.
SPEAKER_02Uh, be safe, be good. Say no drugs.
Thee GoochHey, hey, hey, speaking of uh, don't drink and drive, you're gonna take an Uber to the thing or what? No, Paco, Paco's getting me.
SPEAKER_02So this is the beauty part of it, right? He picks me up, we get there, because he lives a block away from the from the brewery, and then we're right there chilling, right? And when it's time to roll, he calls his son. And his son fucking shows up and he fucking drives for us, drops me off, and then goes back. You know, I wish my sons would do that for me, you know. And and and and this is Paco's son, bro. He's 24 and he's autistic, bro, and he can drive.
Thee GoochOh shit. Badass. That's badass. Yeah, for real. My kids aren't autistic, but they're they're still idiots. I don't think they the dude, they wouldn't even go to Walmart with me, dude. Yeah, they would rather ignore me. Gosh. Stop dancing, dad. Oh shit. All right, guys. See you guys. All right, all right, bro. Remo, any final words?
SPEAKER_02Uh soplas ways.
Thee GoochOkay, so plaz ways.
SPEAKER_02Okay, that means that means that means a little bit sucky. Blow me. No, it actually means blow me. Blow me, yeah.
Thee GoochBlow me. All right, guys. My name is Joe. This is the talkers podcast unscripted. This is our fourth year anniversary in the podcast, everybody. Thank you very much for tuning in. Support our show, downloads, give it those downloads, give us those downloads, everybody. Thank you very much, everybody. All I can say is um uh be careful out there, enjoy this whatever your day, happy Saturday, and be careful, everybody, and stay safe, everybody. All I can say is this bye stop loss.
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