Two Brothers Talk, Work And Situations

Your bank balance can change in seconds, but getting your money back can take days or weeks, and that gap can wreck your whole month. We jump in with a real story about suspicious transfers, fraud stress, and the brutal reality of waiting on a “claim” when the missing cash is rent money. We also talk Wells Fargo and Chase experiences, why refunds feel stacked against consumers, and what you can do right now to reduce risk, from account monitoring to smarter card choices.

From there, things get personal fast. We catch up on family life, grief, and how loss changes the day-to-day in ways you don’t expect. Then we swing the other direction into Disneyland nostalgia, ride memories, and that funny feeling when a simple day out reminds you that life can still be light.

And because this is us, we don’t stay in one lane. We get into Los Angeles politics, corporate power, gas prices, and why so many people feel like the system protects institutions before it protects families. We wrap with pure 80s joy: Robin Williams memories, drive-in theaters, and a full collector breakdown of He-Man Masters of the Universe movie merch, popcorn buckets, scalpers, and the hard choices fans make when limited items sell out.

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Transcript

Welcome Back And Mic Fixes

Thee Gooch 0:18

What's up everybody? What's up? What's up, everybody? What's up? What's up everybody? What's up? Hello, everybody giving me what's up, Los Angeles, California. What's up? What's up, everybody? What's up? My name is Joel, everybody, and we have the Gooch. What's up, what's up, everybody? What's up? I want to thank everybody, all you listeners out there. Thank you very much for tuning in and listening. Thank you very much, everybody. It's a very, very good night, good Friday, everybody. What's up, everybody? Um, what's up, Gucci? How you been? I was looking at my I was looking at my site profile. I look like Shrek, dude. Shrek. Yeah, okay.

The Bank Hack And Missing Rent

Thee Gooch 1:20

Um, how's everybody doing?

SPEAKER_11 1:22

How's it going? Hey now.

Thee Gooch 1:27

What's up, Gooch? What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up? What's up, dude? I hear you've been a while. I hear you, I know it's been what two weeks. Two weeks, yeah. I hear you're having a little little dilemmas over there with your final financial institutions. Jeez, dude, it's a fucking big mess, dude. Like, what the fuck, you know, like and uh it's something that uh it's I just couldn't believe it, dude, because you know you know your you know what you gotta spend, right? You know some people gotta be careful out there because you know there's a lot of scammers over there, there's a lot of whatever what's going on. Hackers before we start, I think cousin D is gonna be watching our podcast. So she made a bet to see who cussed this first. Oh my god, are you serious? So I'm willing to bet you're gonna lose. Uh I'm I'm pretty sure because what happened to me today, I just I just can't believe it. You know, she says she's got fifty dollars, and I'm sure you need it right now. She's got fifty dollars to whoever to see who who uh cusses first. Can you touch can you touch your mic like this? But like this, it's not sounding dude. You're not talking on your mic. Oh, really? Yeah, my mic. See, you could have told me this. I you're talking on your phone or something.

SPEAKER_11 2:40

No, it's the laptop. Hey now. Hey now.

Thee Gooch 2:47

There you go. There you go. See, you could have told me this. Let me see. What time is it now? You could have told me this 40 minutes ago. No, you know what, Gooch. Waiting, waiting for you. I just I just found it out because I thought you were like, I don't know. Your background threw me off, you know. My back threw you off. So, how you been, Gooch? Good, good, good, good, good, good. Decided to take the weekend off. I'm tired, dude. Yeah, we haven't been in the show for two weeks since we went to uh me and Remo went to Disneyland and um in Mafufu. Yeah, everybody gets to go on some sort of fucking good time vacation. Yeah, I gotta work, and I want to take uh a day off tomorrow and sleep and enjoy your day. Yeah, I don't blame you. It's not gonna be much of a day. I'm just gonna be in bed all day. Yeah, well that too. With your tidy whiteys or what? Yes, you know, tidy whiteies. So yeah, dude, uh I just gonna believe it, dude. Like you know what really boggle, you know what really boggles my mind because this is this somebody a couple times with Wells Fargo hacked into my account, okay? It always happens with what it happened to me to me at least three times. Okay. The last time was a couple of years ago. But what really bothers me the most about these corporations is that they're quick to to withdraw your money. Yeah, they're quick, like they'll they'll boom, boom, it's in their account. But when you ask for a refund, oh it takes and it we have to we as the consumers have to wait three to seven business days, yeah, or maybe two weeks to get it back to get it back. Yeah, it takes two weeks. See, I already lost the bet. It's so dumb, dude. Yeah, I mean, you know, whoever did this got real whoever did this got real greedy because you know, I don't touch my savings because it's my rent money, right? You know what I'm saying? And and I I didn't look at the app all day, you know. I got paid today in the morning, and and and I don't touch the savings because I got paid today, you know. Right. So, you know, every Saturday I go shopping and all that stuff. So someone got greedy. The thing is, the funny thing is that someone was transferring my savings money to my checkings account, which I don't remember doing that. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, so it's it's just called theft, dude. So when it hacked in packed into your account, so I mean, the only thing that I spent today was going to the AMC. I bought some items, and I paying, I made a payment for Karna, you know, that's it, you know, and then I saw like charges like 130 transferring to my savings, I mean my checkings. I go, I don't remember fucking transferring 130 and my my checkings. You know, one thing about you bank with Chase, right? Yeah, and I I bank with Wells Fargo. One thing I I can say about Wells Fargo, they lack security when it comes to your income, your your accounts. They lack it, they lack security. Yeah, yeah, but when you call them out on it, it's probably gonna contradict what I just said earlier. When you call them out on it, they'll give you all the information on who did it, where where it came from, the name on who did it, and then within a day or two, that you got your money back in your account. Yeah, the last time they hacked me, dude. The last time they had was like $349, dude. Jeez, they hacked me $349, and it was somebody in Memphis trying to buy a commentary for a prisoner in Memphis. Oh, really? Yeah, I keep an eye on my account all the time. Yeah, me too. Me too. That's why I that's why I put uh uh a screen the protective screen protectors, like nobody can see it through certain angles because I don't want people being nosy and shit and looking at my account. I'm constantly checking my shit. But see, right here it says that I'm I'm transferring yeah, my uh my check, my savings to my checkings. How does that happen? You can't touch the savings. It's because you gotta be careful, dude. You got it's you gotta be careful. It's people on the inside of the institutions as well, dude. Like the banks, yeah. It's people inside those banks too, dude. That do it, yeah. And I think they used to do that to dad too, you know. So yeah, I think it's probably for it's probably an inside job, you know. Do you use your card? I do I do use it, but I I use it in a certain you put it in the chip, you put in the chip. No, I uh sometimes I tap it. When there's a tap, I tap it. And that's another and until I've been telling you for for four years already to get an iPhone, and you still don't listen. You still haven't gotten an iPhone. Well, I'm gonna wait for the iPhone 18, so that's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, but uh Yeah, so they're gonna go. They just told me that they're gonna investigate and all that stuff, they're gonna reclaim my, I guess, my funds. And but I was I was waiting for their there, they put me on hold, but it just hung up. So I gotta recall them again. So I'm gonna call them maybe tomorrow. Oh really? Yeah, I gotta call them tomorrow. Well, Spargo, dude. Well Spargo don't do that. Well Spargo, I can say with Wells Fargo is that they're on the spot, dude. They'll tell you right there when you're on the phone call with them. Well, it looks like the funds came out, Memphis, Tennessee, you know, or wherever it may be. Yeah, and they even gave me the phone number to the institution, the prison.

SPEAKER_14 8:36

Oh, no shit.

Thee Gooch 8:37

Yeah to do my own investigation. And a day or two later, they gave me my funds back, dude.

SPEAKER_14 8:44

It's fucked up, man.

Thee Gooch 8:45

That I that I can say is good part good about Wells Fargo.

SPEAKER_14 8:48

Well, yeah.

Thee Gooch 8:50

But don't my advice, dude. Don't pay for extra protection on your cards and shit. Don't pay for nothing extra like that. They're supposed to secure your funds no matter what. The F the what's it called? The FDIC. The FDIC, they're supposed to protect your funds no matter what. Yeah. Yeah. But from what I heard that it's supposed to be you not to use your debit, just to use credit. You know, like you know what? I started I started doing that, dude, but I I kind of had a little hiccup, but I I finally

Debit Safety And Autopay Anger

Thee Gooch 9:20

was able to get a credit card. Yeah, they said that uh if if you know how when you go use your card, your debit card and it says credit or debit, it it says better to use your credits, not the debit. Yeah. So just be careful with those scanners too, because I'm sure those things are all over the city. Yeah, yeah. They've actually found a couple of them right here in the state of Wyoming. Oh, they did?

unknown 9:43

Yeah.

Thee Gooch 9:43

So now I gotta call the creator bureau and shit like that, and so I'm gonna have to start calling tomorrow. I was like disappointed, go fuck, I was getting what the fuck? What the fuck? How does that happen? You get you get it back, dude. Well, yeah, I know. Just tell sexy pants, hey, you know what? Not my fault. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

You don't think you don't think he'll understand?

Thee Gooch 10:14

No, I don't know, because dude, that's uh 900 bucks for the rent. You want me to talk to him? I hope so. But one day.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

Let me let me talk to him. Let me talk to him.

SPEAKER_14 10:25

Oh, he's not here right now.

Thee Gooch 10:28

But um oh wow. With his bygones, we bygone I just gotta wait for the the the claim report. Okay, I can only imagine what the conversation's gonna be when you talk to sexy pants. Well, dude, sorry to say this, but they hacked in my account. He's gonna look at you like you're full of shit. I don't care. It's I'm not fucking lying. I just thought you you were the winner, didn't you hear? Me talking to them. That's a that's another thing, dude. You know, there's all the Middle Eastern you have to fucking oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck that shit fucking pisses me off, dude. I couldn't understand it, dude. I just fuck, that's what pisses me off, dude. You know, it's nothing against Middle Eastern's stay in your in your area, you know, in your region of the country. That and that's and that's the thing about corporate America. Corporate America wants to save so much money, meanwhile, they're fucking the shit out of their consumers. Yeah, right. I couldn't even understand myself, you know. Yeah, I bet I could I couldn't even understand the chick. I was listening, yeah. But um, yeah, that's I I go sometimes I sound like that too, you know. But I mean, I'm not gonna let it get it to me. Look, yeah, I caught it in time, dude, because I'm right here thinking, fucking uh my savings is good and all that stuff, and I just got paid today in the morning, you know? Yeah, why would I want to fucking transfer my fucking shit into those to my checkings? You know, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's the thing that okay. I'm gonna give you an example. Can you hear me? Yeah, what happened? Something happened. Okay, I'll give you an example. Last week, okay, I was uh I was like a day late on my on my insurance, the car insurance, right? It's like 200 and something dollars, right? And this is another thing I do not like having automatic pay. I fucking hate automatic pay. Me too. Okay, I I don't I don't that then that's another I'd rather stash my money underneath my fucking between my pillow and my mattress, dude, and and then leave it in the bank too. Right, right. But auto pay, dude, my insurance, progressive insurance. Okay, I was a day late, so I said, Oh, all right, you know, because I forgot. So I paid it. I paid my insurance. Oh, they turned around the next day, they pulled out the payment plus the renewal. So they took out over $700 of my account, dude. Shit. Oh shit. And I called them, and I called them up and say, hey, you know, and this is I'm gonna fall back to this again. They're they're so quick to pull your money out, but it takes them eight days. It took them eight days to put the money back in my account, dude. Almost $400 back in my account. Yeah. It's like and when would you need the money, you know, when you need it. Yeah. It's like, you know, Jesus Christ, guys. And I had to call him, hey, what's the status on this? Is it is it gonna going through? I don't, you know, I don't know what's going on, you know? Yeah, I know, yeah. And and uh with Chase, I think it takes like a week or two. Yeah, it's stupid, dude. But yeah, corporate um corporate America is willing to take every single penny you have. But they they make billions a year. God forbid you take a dollar from them, dude. Yeah, and that's a fact.

SPEAKER_14 13:54

Yeah, that's true. It was just I don't know, dude.

Thee Gooch 14:00

Now now I'm mad. Now I'm mad. Yeah, I don't blame you too. I'm mad too. I mean, I mean I'm a little disappointed. I'm mad for you, Joe.

SPEAKER_14 14:08

Thank you. Thank you. But uh I mean, it sucks, dude.

Thee Gooch 14:16

Yeah, it does, dude. Because you're work we're working hard for our money, dude. Yeah, we're not we're not getting handed shit. I know I know they take our shit and then what? We have to wait?

SPEAKER_14 14:27

Yeah.

Thee Gooch 14:27

Why are we waiting? You the motherfuckers that have all the money.

SPEAKER_14 14:33

Yeah, yeah.

Thee Gooch 14:36

Well, apparently I lost a bet, so cousin D owes you 50 bucks. She owes me 50 bucks? Or I owe her 50 bucks. She owes you 50 bucks.

Disneyland Stories And Old Rides

Thee Gooch 14:50

No, my gosh. So, yeah, so we we we welcome back, everybody. Um, we just got back from our vacation or our vacation and all that stuff. So I don't know what they I don't know what vacation you're talking about, but I didn't take no goddamn vacation. Well, you were working on and we were we were in vacation. You were you were you guys were at Disney and having fun, right?

SPEAKER_14 15:13

Sweating my bows off, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, and I don't got that vacation.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

Yeah, right.

Thee Gooch 15:22

Yeah, but yeah, so yeah, then you know when they saw me at Disneyland, they saw me like, hey, is that the guy from the talkers? So you want to see a clip? No way, yeah. You're so full of shit. Yeah, they they they they were like tripping out, you know. They saw I didn't I I they I saw the video too. Don't don't tell me you paid Mickey Mouse to say that. No, no, no, no. No. Well, here well, I was surprised because they saw me walking and I was like, I felt I felt needed and I was like famous and shit. I gotta say so. So here we go. Here's me. Good. They they saw me over there, okay. Uh hold on, let me just get it. Better not something stupid. That's me right there. So they caught me right there at Disneyland red-handed dude, um, you know, with Remo. Remo was somewhere else in my foo. What they don't show you is that big ass fucking kickstand you got for a penis. No, no, right. That's uh hidden censored everybody. I felt so needed and caring. Everybody cared and stuff like that. Well, at least he got some recognition. Yeah, no shit. But yeah, so

Family Update And Grief Reality

Thee Gooch 17:10

so what's up, Gucci? How's your family? How's your son? How's he doing, little R? He's doing good, eh? Ruben, he's doing good. He's with his family right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I keep I keep forgetting, I keep forgetting that his mom passed away. Man, she rested when he's doing it. You know, and I say stupid fucking comments every time, dude. Like what? I don't know, dude. Like, oh, like today he he fucking took a shower and I came home. He took a shower, but it's it looked like he took a shower with the shower cur curtain open, so there was a lot of water right on the floor. And I was on like, hey, uh I was like, hey boy, did you did you take a shower with you know the shower curtain open?

SPEAKER_14 17:54

Right, right.

Thee Gooch 17:55

No, my my phone was ringing, and okay, listen, next time your phone is ringing, finish taking a shower, and then you can call them back. Okay, I almost I told them I almost I slipped, I almost slipped, I slipped and I could have died too. Oh shit, and then it's just one of those things that I forgot, dude. I forget, you know. Yeah, yeah. That was that wasn't my intentions to be like a total asshole about it. Jeez, you know, yeah. That's uh that's good that he's doing good. He's getting his getting his mind off things and stuff. I'm curious. I'm sure it was like us dude when our parents died, mom and dad, and you know, I didn't when dad passed away, yeah. I lost my shit, you know. But you know, it's not that you're forgetting about them, you know, per se. Right, right. I think it's just life has to go on, dude. You gotta keep pushing far. That's true. Yeah, that's true, that's true. Yeah, but you wanna see some videos that we went to Disneyland uh when Mafufo and then Remo and I went over there, and we're into that, you know, those automobiles at Disneyland. Is that cars? Yeah, the uh uh autotopia, it's called autotopia. I got the video clip of us and uh and it had to happen to me because I think the one of the autotopias stalled. So it's it's kind of funny. I mean, I looked at it kind of funny because I'm right here thinking, oh, you know, I'm surprised I even reached the gas pedal, you know. Hey, entertain the I got a I got a T. Okay. Just talk, give me two minutes. Sheez, okay. So yeah, so we went to Disneyland like a couple of two weeks ago. So we went to me and Remo and Mafufo went to that ride on Autotopia. So it was just it was we had an amazing time. We had a good day and all that stuff. So, you know, we're gonna probably go again. I don't know when, but so um, I just became a magic key holder. So I'm happy about that. So we had really a good time. And this is like I haven't gone into this Audio Totopia since 1982 when my first girlfriend, believe it or not. Back then they were there, they were like manual, like real mopeds, like how you call it, how can I say it? Like a boob, like real cars. You could control the car, but now they have it all controlled, like it's not manual anymore. You know, it's not like the the original cars, like yeah, like like Disneyland. Remember, no Disneyland, you get to drive and shit. Yeah, yeah. Now it's just uh just it's just controlled now. Here's Remo.

SPEAKER_06 20:46

It's a spooky here's Remo.

Thee Gooch 20:49

What's up, Remo? How you been?

SPEAKER_12 20:54

I'm good, good.

Thee Gooch 20:58

You good?

SPEAKER_12 20:59

Yeah, yeah.

Thee Gooch 21:00

Can you guys hear me good? Everything good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hear you good. I don't even hear, I don't even hear the chamuco. Yeah, I don't hear the chamuco. I'm surprised.

SPEAKER_12 21:07

You know, it's probably because I started working, you probably didn't want to work and want to say, oh, this guy's making a boring life now.

Thee Gooch 21:15

I don't know, man. I'm gonna think about moving back to Los Angeles probably about July. Moving back over here by July?

SPEAKER_12 21:22

You know, you know what, bro? With all these new developments coming up, bro, there's a high demand right now for maintenance technicians.

Thee Gooch 21:28

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_12 21:29

If you fucking go and you look on uh indeed, that's how that comes up, bro. All that fucking comes up, all these fucking luxury high-rise apartments, all these housing for the homeless, everything, all these fucking maintenance men. I'm telling you, I just got another job. Uh they called me today for another job. Are you gonna look into it or they well uh she's I I I set up the whole interview for for Monday, which will be a virtual interview because I told them I go, Look, man, I do I just took a position two weeks ago. Oh, doing what? I go, maintenance tech. Oh, the same thing. I say, Yeah. But I don't know, I kind of feel like there's not. Property we're working for, they have more benefits from it, like more, they look up more.

SPEAKER_14 22:04

Right, right.

SPEAKER_12 22:05

Yeah, is that the is that the member the children background?

Thee Gooch 22:09

Yeah. It's the Yee. I mean, it's the L Guc. Joey acts like he's innocent. Well, whatever. Not innocent till tomorrow. Yeah, so I would ex- I was explaining Remo that we went to Disneyland with uh with uh my foo foo that they later the two weeks ago, right? That we went to the autotopia, right? The cars. So I'm gonna show him the clip of what happened. All right. Okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_12 22:49

The what's it repeating it, repeating it?

SPEAKER_00 22:58

I got you, brother, I got you.

Thee Gooch 23:06

I was stalled right here. You see that shit? And here's part two. I got you, brother, I got you look like Super Mario and Luigi. You see that shit. Didn't we look like Super Mario and Luigi? Yeah. Remo, you got the what? Remo. Oh, he froze. Oh my gosh. It's because he's walking. Hey, where was that at? Is that uh California Adventure or Disneyland? Disneyland. Okay, those are the cars I remember from yeah, the autotopia, yeah. Cause um they don't it's not like well, like the original, you know. There used to be real manual, man, like just you could drive. There's a track now, huh? Yeah, it's a track, and yeah, the last time I went it was in 1982, and it were just like a bumper car. You could just bump everybody and shit. Yeah, because uh so it's breaking news, I guess. Breaking news uh my boy Ruben he just he's like I know he's sad, right? And but he tries to not to remember, and but like with death, dude, like with us, or everything with death, everybody separates. Everybody, dude. No matter how you spice it, people separate. One people go one way and the others go the other, and that's how it is right now with his brothers, you know. Yeah, so it how's um what's in the the the brothers doing? One and one is in New Mexico and the other one's in Texas, the oldest. Okay. So us being in Los Angeles, you know, that's only a 10-hour drive, you know. Right, yeah. So how did they take it? He they couldn't believe it themselves, or what well yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

Yeah, yeah. Sucks, man. But um, I don't know, we'll see. Something to talk about, something to think about. Jeez, man.

Thee Gooch 25:25

As long as I get a good job, and then and then my credentials are good, dude. I can get a badass job in Los Angeles, dude. So what else is going on in the news, ghooch? What is going on in the news? Hey, you sent me a uh a clip, right? Oh check this out. Let me see. I don't know what's this one. No, this is uh rain reno. I'll put Reno still Remo. Tell me.

SPEAKER_14 26:09

This is where I

LA Politics And Vote Suspicion

SPEAKER_14 26:10

work we were working Remo and my foo foo. Imagine?

SPEAKER_02 26:16

Yeah.

Thee Gooch 26:19

And um Yeah, dude, this is uh what is going on in the news, dude? Yeah, I was gonna say that But what's going on with those the voting dude in California with uh Spencer Pratt. I knew I mean I called it there's no way fraud. There's no way they're gonna vote uh a Republican as a either a governor or a mayor for Los Angeles, it's because they're they're it's a crooked uh Democrat, huh? Yeah, dude. The entire state of California is corrupt. Yeah, they want to see destruction. You know, what really pisses me off about these fucking liberal democrats is that oh now Karen Bass, which is the current mayor of Los Angeles, oh now she's promising that she's gonna clean up the streets. The bitch had four fucking years to clean up the streets. Yeah, she's she's the current mayor right now, and she can clean up the streets. But they won't. They like the destructions. For as long as these crooked politicians live in a gated community, they have a 10-foot fucking tall wall that protects them and their home and securities with guns protecting them, they don't give a fuck about you or anybody else in that fucking state or city. I've been I've been saying that fucking since day one. Yeah, Spencer Pratt has got good ideas. People love them, people want the change, but for as long as there's corruption in in in California and in Los Angeles, uh-huh, he won't be mayor. That sucks, dude. Yeah, he won't be mayor. You know what everybody was just tripping out is that how's she winning, you know? Karen Bass. You know, it's all it's all lies, dude. It's all you know cheat. They're cheating. You know? Because how do you how does how does Spencer Pratt go from 29% of the of the votes and Karen Bass at I think it was like 32 and overnight, right? Karen Bass gets like five an extra five hundred thousand votes. And and Spencer Pratt got nothing.

SPEAKER_14 28:39

Fucking ridiculous.

Thee Gooch 28:40

Yeah, I'm not buying that shit for a dollar at all, dude.

SPEAKER_14 28:42

Yeah, it's all crooked, you know.

Thee Gooch 28:47

And it's all Democrat liberals, it's all Democrats.

SPEAKER_14 28:51

It is he's back. Remo's back, everyone. What's going on, Remo?

SPEAKER_12 29:04

Fucking um here in the check it out, okay? How much are you in Holland? Okay, he's from the fucking uh from the Olympics. The whole the whole Olympic team, the whatever the people that are organizing and setting it all up. They have him staying right here at the fucking uh at the whatchamacallit. At the fucking uh one of the shit, how do I get this camera back on? Oh my god. Oh fuck, he's leaving. Oh my god he's leaving. He's he's part of the fucking Olympics and everything. Like they already got people that stayed in one of the luxury hotels right here, the whole Olympic team, bro.

Thee Gooch 29:42

The people who are setting up the president when is the impact in Los Angeles? Remos were breaking up. You sound like RoboCop now. Oh no. Remo you're sounding like RoboCop.

SPEAKER_14 30:09

I'll buy that at the road dollar.

Thee Gooch 30:15

So yeah, dude, um while Remo's freezing and the Gooch

Marco Rubio Clips And Hearings

Thee Gooch 30:20

is drinking. So yeah. What else do you got for us, Joe? Well, you know, I'm I'm I'm I'm hoping one day Marco Rubio will be president because that guy's real quick wit, you know. Have you seen his videos lately when he's outsmarting all these uh these hearings and all that shit?

SPEAKER_02 30:44

I've seen a few, I've seen a couple.

Thee Gooch 30:46

Yeah. So here we go. Here's uh Marco Rubio. What?

SPEAKER_02 30:55

He's looking for the Wi-Fi single at the bar he's at.

Thee Gooch 30:58

Oh, okay. Well, here's uh Marco Rubio being his witty watch.

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Mr. Secretary, it seems like you have an issue admitting facts. You can't say that the president lost the 2020 election, just like you won't admit President Trump is losing this reckless war of choice. And just like you couldn't admit that the shoes the president bought you were too big, you clearly don't know what winning means. And not because the facts are unclear to you, it's because telling your truth the truth would cost you your job. And the American people are entitled to a secretary of state who tells them the truth even when the president doesn't want to hear it. And my constituents, our service members, deserve better. Mr. Chairman, I yield back.

SPEAKER_10 31:34

I don't know what shoes she's talking about. What is she talking about?

SPEAKER_11 31:38

Representative Burchett, you're recognized. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. If you'd like to answer any of that, I don't know about the shoes.

SPEAKER_10 31:46

They're actually pretty good. They fit fine. I don't know where I don't know what she's talking about, and maybe that's what she's referring to.

SPEAKER_01 31:50

Your shoes look very nice today, Mr. Secretary.

SPEAKER_10 31:52

How can you see them? They're way down here. We're talking about shoes. Are you guys kidding me? I mean, is this the Foreign Affairs Committee or is this like a circus? What is this?

SPEAKER_14 32:05

So, what do you think about that, Gucci? Yeah, quick witted.

Thee Gooch 32:11

He'd be a badass president. Yeah, he'd be the first Latino president. American history. I like this one, dude. He was quick witted on this one, check it out.

SPEAKER_07 32:28

They want to know if you think that's corruption.

SPEAKER_10 32:31

Okay. Number two, on the this goes right to the point of transparency. You're absolutely wrong about the way the money flows. It's pretty so straightforward, and I'll share with you.

SPEAKER_07 32:38

So I'm gonna have to reclaim my time again because what kind of process is this? They get to answer, ask questions and you don't get to answer. It's my time.

SPEAKER_10 32:45

The question is, so why am I here if I don't get to answer your questions and your defamatory statements?

SPEAKER_07 32:51

Reclaiming my time because I'm reclaiming my time, but I want to reclaim.

SPEAKER_10 32:54

Well, do I get time? Because you make these defamatory statements and no one can talk here.

SPEAKER_07 32:58

If you call out corruption in this country, then how can you call it out in a case? It is about credibility and your credibility, and your credibility meter is on empty right now. This is all right. These guys just get the time and I don't get the same. I have an answer for the question. Where is it going?

SPEAKER_10 33:21

They have to give their time for me to answer this question.

SPEAKER_07 33:27

That is your responsibility as the Secretary of State. And you know what? Normally we would have access to that data. That's the transparency. You just don't know what it is. You're not showing us any receipts. Well, then show us. Do you commit? Do you commit to coming back here with whoever the person is who is monitoring the sales of the oil? Bring them before this committee. Show the receipts. Have the documentation. You don't have this time yet. I'm talking about your credibility and evidence, not your talking points, because talking points are never a replacement for transparency in the city. But that's what you're saying. The same talking points is not an answer. We are five months into this and no audits. Zero visibility into the contracts that are awarded. 100% Representative Summers expired.

SPEAKER_00 34:09

Representative Salazar's recommendations.

SPEAKER_07 34:11

And giving contracts with no transparency is exactly the reason why you shut down USAID. So practice what you preach. Ideal to the case.

SPEAKER_10 34:18

Oh, she gets to scream now, too?

SPEAKER_08 34:21

I'll give you some time. I'm I'll give you some of my time. Then you just uh and then she leaves.

SPEAKER_10 34:27

What kind of thing is this? What is this? Does she get asked questions for five minutes and you don't get to scream? Because you know she's gonna get ultra mortar, that's why I think you said closer.

SPEAKER_08 34:35

I don't have to tell you. I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 34:38

I've even used their time. How can I answer the question? They don't even give me time. I've had to use their time to answer your questions. Yes.

SPEAKER_08 34:45

All right, whatever. All right, so I don't need to tell you that in my community, the with the city that I represent, the city of Miami, you're one of the most illustrious uh representatives, and that we're very proud of you, not only the Cuban Americans, but the Hispanic Americans in in Miami. Why is she leaving?

SPEAKER_10 34:59

I'm gonna answer her questions. I I will oh she's got okay, I got it. Well, thank you for coming.

Thee Gooch 35:08

You see, the problem, the problem with these fucking Democrats is that when Joe Biden was president, it was it was okay that the gas prices were up the ass. Five dollars a gallon. We were here in the state of Wyoming, we were paying close to five dollars a gallon. Uh-huh. Okay, under Joe Biden. Nobody talked about it. Oh, the president have no control, and the presidents of the United States still don't have control of the gas prices. They don't. Yeah, that's that's a fact. They don't. So it's the oil companies that have control of the gas prices. Yeah. Okay, so they see a war going on in Iran while the bombing that's going on in Iran, the Strait of Hamous is is is closed, that's when the barrels of gas prices go up. But here's the funny part none of that oil comes to the United States. So why are the gas prices going up? It's the oil companies, not what's going on in the Middle East. It has nothing to do with it. It has the United States has nothing to do with what's going on in Iran and the Strait of Hamuz being fucking closed. None of that has nothing to do with the United States. So why are the gas prices going up? The simple answer is it's the oil companies. Right, yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. They're the ones that dictate the prices of oil, the barrels of oil, not the president, not the United States, and not senators, not Congress, none of them. It's the oil companies. Corporate fucking America. There's liberal this liberals, those always saying, oh, it's Donald Trump, it's the president, and all this stuff. And it's only it's only Donald Trump now is because he's in office and everybody hates him. Yeah. Okay. But when like again, what when Joe Biden was the president, was was under uh his administration, nobody said a fucking word. Yeah, not even with the eggs, too. When the eggs were all but when the eggs were priced up real high. Yeah, yeah. Because of the what did they do? They locked the chick the chickens in the other cages or some shit like that. Yeah, right before Joe Biden left office, he he ordered the farmers to kill, I believe, and I may be wrong with this number, it may be more, but I'm gonna stick with 200,000 chickens, right?

SPEAKER_14 37:38

Right, right.

Thee Gooch 37:39

Because of this whole what was it, a chicken virus? Yeah, that uh how to some virus, some virus, yeah, pantavirus or some shit. Some fucking virus. I know I know the the virus name, but I just forget. Yeah, he ordered 200 200,000 chickens to be murdered, executed, gone, producing eggs for the nation. That's why the eggs were fucking expensive. But they don't say anything about that. Yeah, nobody wants to talk about that. Yeah, they like to sweep it under the rug. You know, everybody tends to forget about Joe Biden, sleepy Joe Biden. She's now and again, it doesn't make me a

Celebrity Run-Ins And Bad Attitudes

Thee Gooch 38:20

fucking Trump supporter because you know, it's just with the whole Epstein shit, we need to start seeing people get locked up. Dream the swamp, during the swamp, none of that's happening. It's not, and that's disappointing. Just a bunch of talk and no action, huh? Yeah, I forgot to tell you that, you know, I don't want to skip skip the subject, but when we we went to Disneyland, Disneyland, you know, California Adventures, we saw what's his name, that actor, uh Nick Tutoro. You know, I had to look him up and and and see who that was. Because the picture you sent me, I was like, Who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, this guy. I thought I'd go, hey man, I ate because Remo's Remo was the one that point him out. I go, Oh shit, it is. It is Nick uh Tutoro right there. Remo's good at that shit with with actors and shit. Yeah, he sees them all the time. Yeah. And I go, damn, I want I would have never guessed it was him, dude. So I saw I go, Oh shit. Yeah, if I saw him in person, I would never guess. Yeah, I would have never recognized him to Remo told me, you know. Well, he's funny, dude. He used to be funny. Yeah. He's right there looking crazy, huh? Nick Tature right there. Yeah, he came out in uh the the the more the more most epic movies, I not epic, but I'm pushing it. But the more recognizable movies I remember him from was uh then what is it called? Nine, what the longest yard, the longest yard, the longest yard, and and I'll pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Yeah, that one too. Yeah, yeah. You're just jealous cave guys like me. You know, he's funny, that's what he says. Yeah, he's funny in the the the the longest yard, he's funny in the yeah, he is, yeah. And he's a huge Yankees fan. I'm surprised he didn't uh wear a Yankees uh jack. Because he's in he's in angel territory, that's why. That is true, that is true. Yeah, yeah. Well, Remo spotted him. I would have never guessed, dude. Seriously, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't spot him. I wouldn't for him. But the the the the more memorable person I remember meeting in person when I used to live in LA, was two two memorable people. They were so nice, dude. Like down-to-earth people, you know, these are people that have millions of dollars, right? And just like, you know, they're so fucking down-to-earth, yeah. Mel Gibson, I met. Oh, yeah, that's right. You two yeah, he was cool as fuck. And I didn't ask for an autograph because I was like, eh, fucking puto, relax. Yeah, but I did get Henry Winkler's autograph. He used to go to the CVS right there by Sumter, right? Yeah, but I met him at where I used to work at the Loyola Mary Mount University. Yeah, yeah. He was really nice, very like soft spoken and very nice. Yeah, I heard that he is uh real down to earth and stuff. He gets along with people. Very down there. Mel Gibson, and he was smoking uh he was smoking a cigar and she's bringing his daughter to to tour the campus where I used to work. Yeah.

unknown 41:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:25

Very down there.

Thee Gooch 41:26

But um, I re I met some actors too, but they were like I was a bus boy, but I didn't talk to them, but I seen them, I met them, but I didn't introduce myself back then, but it was back then and like when me and Chris went we were bus boys. You know uh that guy that played the fly, the one that that the kid that played the mask, the that well, the guy that played the movie mask, that kid, Rocky Dennis. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I think his name is Eric Stoltz. Uh-huh. Oh, that guy was a jerk, dude. Huh? Oh, really? Yeah, he was a jerk. You know who was a jerk to me? Coolio. Coolio. Yeah. Yeah. He was a jerk. And I think it was either run or DMC from the DMC run DMC. I think he was either Rev R. No, not Rev Run. So it was DMC, the second part, his partner. Yes. He was fucking rude as shit, dude.

SPEAKER_04 42:18

No shit, huh?

Thee Gooch 42:20

Yeah, I remember when I was gonna wait his table, like, you know, clean up his table. He goes, Do you mind? I mean, I haven't, I'm not finished with it. Do you mind? And that time he had uh long hair and he had a beard. I guess he was probably playing a role. I don't forget what it was, but so he said, Oh shit, because excuse me, sir. Uh can I uh do you mind? I mean, I I didn't ask you to I didn't ask you to clean it for me. You know when I clean it for you. Did he tip you? I go, oh shit, I go, fuck. And he didn't, I mean, no, he didn't tip me. No, uh at that moment, him giving me that attitude, I didn't think he was gonna tip me after that. Maybe because I look too Mexican, I don't know. Right, yeah, but uh yeah, we saw Jed uh Jed Nelson there. Oh, yeah, kick him in the face. Yeah, so I saw I saw Heidi Flies there. Remember Heidi Flies? I remember Heidi Fleist, yeah, Madam Heiley, Heidi, yeah, Madam Heiley, and Jen Nelson was there, and Eric the jerk the stoltz was there, you know that guy got it. Heidi Fleis, she was madam, she was like a pimp for the prostitute she was running. And she was the time the time we were working in that restaurant, and uh she was dancing on a table. Oh, really? Yeah, she was hot. Did you did you look up her skirt? No, I was like way, way far away, but you know, she wasn't that she wasn't that great looking, dude. Was oh you know what to be honest, maybe in person.

SPEAKER_04 44:02

I don't know.

Thee Gooch 44:03

Yeah, in person she was, dude. She was gorgeous in person, but like in pictures, and you see her and on like on on the media and shit like that, and the news media, she kind of like weird, you know, weird looking, like not that. She dated uh she dated uh Charlie Sheen for a little bit. Yeah, she did, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what I read too. But yeah, she was kind of she was gorgeous. I don't want to I ain't gonna lie, she's not that ugly, she's not bad. You know, she had a body, you know. Yeah, we I remember that day. That was like fuck. Like it was me and Chris being busboys and stuff. That's crazy, dude. Huh? The shit we can talk about. And I seen that girl, you know that, you know that girl um from um Patch Adams? That girl that passes away. No, I gotta watch that movie. It's uh with Robin Williams. Well, we saw that girl, she was a waitress. Oh, we would yeah, Christopher was all because we didn't know she who she was. She wasn't even famous yet. I forgot her name. But let's see. Let me go look, let me look it up. Yeah, so Christopher would like to her and she was a waitress. She was cute, you know. So we saw her. We saw her there, and and Christopher was all liking her and shit. And uh she was really cute, you know. I mean, really cute, you know, and then Christopher was liking her, and you know, I mean she was she was really attractive, you know. I forgot her name. Her name is Monica Potter, her name was Karen. Karen. Oh, really? So her real name is Monica Potter. Let me see, let me let me uh scream share it. Oh you're while you're while you're search while you're searching, uh I got a song to play.

SPEAKER_14 46:01

Okay, it's there's a girl right here.

Thee Gooch 46:11

Remember that movie? Kick him in the face. Yeah. Oh do I mean remember that movie? Yeah, so Christopher was all in like in her and shit like that. She was real cute. He was in the talk. Yeah, he can get me in a sack. Yeah, Chris, she Christopher, uh, he uh he will like he he will talk to girls like crazy, dude. He'll he will like be real real like uh talk see the she's right here. I don't know if you could hear right.

unknown 46:53

Oh, okay.

Thee Gooch 46:54

I can see well that's her. We she was a waitress on that we used to work at. I don't know if I'm doing this shit correctly, but I've been on a I've been on a Robin Williams kick lately, dude, watching his comedy and shit.

SPEAKER_14 47:14

Oh, you you have?

Thee Gooch 47:16

Yeah. He was he was amazing, dude. That's one of my favorite He was amazing. She was a waitress, she was cute, amazing actor, amazing comedian.

Robin Williams And Drive-In Nostalgia

SPEAKER_02 47:30

He was he was badass, dude.

Thee Gooch 47:32

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_14 47:33

Oh yeah. I know, man. I wanted him to do um it's crazy.

Thee Gooch 47:43

It would have been cool if we'd have done Popeye again, huh? Robert Williams. Yeah, hey, you know what? Speaking of Popeye, that that whole studio set uh the 1980s uh Popeye with Robin Williams and oh yeah, it's in yeah, it's in uh Italy, isn't it? Yeah, it's still up somewhere in Italy. It's a tourist attraction, though. Yeah, yeah, I saw that shit. I have it in Instagram. They they go over there to go visit it, like a vacation thing. Yeah, can you imagine? I re I remember when we went to go watch that with Mama. Yeah, the Popeye. Yeah in 1980. I was four. I was like, I was like, how old I was. I was 1981, I think, when it when it uh was 81, then I was five. I was eight years old. Eight years old or something like that. Yeah, I remember watching that at the drive-in movie theaters, dude. Yeah, same here. It was written by uh what was it at? I think in um the theater in uh Pico Rivera. It wasn't Pico Rivera Swap Meet. No, it was uh Pico Rivera, that was the closest to us in East LA. Yeah, because uh junior, my kid. Because you know, when we go to LA, dude, I take them to you know the Santa Fe Swap meet. Right, right. We have a good time, you know. We we walk around, uh-huh, you know, and the little kids they're pervers, okay? My kids are pervers. You know, they get it from me, okay. But anyway, but anyways, Junior asked me the other day, he's all hey dad, how come that that that wall doesn't what if that wall topples down, you know, at the screen, the drive-in, because Santa Fe Springs used to be uh drive-in movie theaters, yeah. And I told them, well, it's designed to stay up because that used to be a a movie screen, yeah. It's a drive-in theaters, you know, they don't get the concept because they don't know, right? I don't talk about movie, you know, driving movie theaters, but they don't get it. But it's like, well, it it's it's actually a movie screen. There used to be four or five of them around them, right? But they only have one. They they have that one at Santa Fe Spring Swap me because you know it it's they tell it, you know, it's a promotion for them right now. Yeah, yeah. You can see it from fucking Mars, you know. Yeah, so they only have one screen. I said that's a screen, that's a movie screen. Yeah. You know, people used to go and drive and put a speaker inside their car so they can listen to the movie while it's while we we watch it in the comfort in our own car. Yeah, yeah, I remember those days, dude. Fuck yeah. You could bring your own food. That was fucking awesome back then in those days. See, dude, if I can turn if I can turn the fucking clock back and and be who I wanna be again, dude. I'd definitely be the 80s, dude. The 80s. Right. I'll go back to the 80s. I had more fun in the 80s. Jeez. Same here, dude. I mean, it had its good times and bad times like everything else, dude. Right, yeah. The 80s were fun there. We had He-Man. Oh, I can't wait to see that fucking movie on Sunday, dude. We're gonna go see it Sunday. You see?

He-Man Collectibles And Theater Hustle

Thee Gooch 51:04

But you know what? I was gonna bring up the past. Yeah, no, I'm gonna think about the past and all that stuff, but oh man. We had badass toys, dude. The He-Man toys. No, anything my parents could afford. Yeah, and mask, remember mask? Yeah, when I went to the theater after work, the AMC theater to go check on those popcorn buckets. And I forgot uh I was telling Remo because we were waiting outside, right? I was the first one right there, dude. Okay, because I'm a huge uh He-Man Master Universe fans. You know, you and I were because we had the whole collection, remember? Yeah, right. It was back in '84. And uh, dude, to be honest, because look at they had the sword. You could put open, you could open it and you could put some soda in it, okay? Right, right. Or anything, or you could put beer, you know. What do you uh and then uh so I go there with all me, we're all talking it out. The the the fans are right there, yeah. We're all that we're right there, like maybe like five people, right? We're all talking, yeah, we're talking about comics and mass in the universe. How long we've been fans, okay? Blah blah blah. Yes. Soon as they open it, I go, hey, you gotta have a tick, you gotta have a ticket for for you to order the to order to buy the items, you know, the the popcorn buckets and all that stuff, right? And this is one guy, he was really cool, right? He said, Oh, I came over here to get a popcorn bucket and that sword, whatever to get for my mom, right? Right, right. So yeah, he goes, Yeah, I want my mom wanted that sword, so so I I came here to get it, you know. So these items were sold since yesterday, okay. So we got the last of it, all right. I mean, got the display, okay? So yeah, he was all happy, huh? You got the display? Yeah, because they were all sold out. That was the last one. Okay, so are you gonna show and tell, or are you just gonna talk about it? Well, it's in my room right now, so uh, I mean, uh, I was gonna bring it right now, and uh I didn't want to tell the story.

SPEAKER_04 53:00

Oh, okay.

Thee Gooch 53:00

So the guy said, Oh yeah, I'm gonna I want the sword because my mom wanted it real bad, so that's why I'm here and get the sword. So we finally got in, it opened and all that stuff. Uh we bought the uh the the guy said, Hey guy, hey, come in. I'll I'll buy you uh I'll buy you uh just let it we'll just pretend that um you I'll buy you a ticket. So we went to buy you a ticket. So he he pretended I was uh with him to go to see the movie for the 10 o'clock night, you know, the P.M. show. So I was like, oh man, I felt like a little back, like a sad kid, you know. I was like, oh my gosh, you know, I was about to about to about to about to cry. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, and then that's when the guy called me and said, hey bro, get over here. I go, I got you. So he he got me. So I was all happy already, you know, going in there, you know. So they got the skeletor popcorn bucket, they got the sword, they had the castle gray skull, they had the tabloid items, like the you know you drink the fountain drinks of He-Man and Skelator, right? So I already bought the Skelator popcorn bark, the popcorn bucket, right? So I bought the I wonder what does that look like? It's in the trunk. It's uh you know, I left I forgot it in the trunk. So I bought the Skelator and I already bought the sword. So he went to go get the sword, right? So that fucking sword is so fucking big, maybe taller than me, you know. I'm just exaggerating, but maybe taller than me, but it's like almost to my fucking shoulder, to my legs, dude. No shit. It's probably like I don't know, I can't describe how how how long how many inches is it, or how many foot, the feet, how many feet is it? But it was it was a it was like a real like I it felt like a real sword, but it was just like a fountain drink. Right, really. I already got it in my hand, dude. I was already I felt the power. I felt the power. Oh my gosh, I got the you felt the power, huh? I felt I felt the power, dude. Like, you know, I got it, I got the fucking sword. I made me want to say, I got the power of grace call. I have the power. I already had it in my hand. And you guess what the guy says? The the one that gave me to me, the the retail guy. What did he say? That was the last one. So you did you buy it? I bought it, but wait, nice. The guy that that that wanted it for his mom, he goes, Oh, that was the last one. I go, oh shit, bro, man, dude, this is the swords, it's the last one, bro. They go, oh shit, man. So I felt bad, right? I'm a you know, so I'm a sucker, dude.

SPEAKER_05 55:50

I'm gonna be like, Yeah, we're suckers for that shit, yeah.

Thee Gooch 55:52

You know, so but he but he was talking about this way before when we were it was we were waiting. He was talking, oh I just came here to get the sword, you know, shut it like that. So yeah, so I finally got the sword, I felt the power feeling, I was feeling the power when I touched it, and they go, Oh fuck, it was nice. And that fucking guy tells it, Oh, that's the last one, dude. We go, Oh my god. And you bought it already, and I bought it, I bought the uh skeletor and the and the sword. So that dude says, Yeah, shit, man, I was gonna get it from my mom. My mom wanted it real bad. So you go, you know what, bro? Here, just give it to me. I'll give you the sword because it's for your mom, and just give me the fucking castle gray skull popcorn. We we made a switch. So he bought the castle gray skull pop popcorn bucket. So he I gave him the sword. So we broke even right there. So oh, so you guys like switched? We we switched, yeah. So I gave him the sword for his mom. And his mom? Yeah, and I got the castle gray skull for myself. You know, I would have done the same thing, yeah, if the mom was dying of cancer. Otherwise, I would have otherwise I would have been like, man, fuck your mom. She should have been here. She should have been here.

unknown 57:00

Yeah.

Thee Gooch 57:01

If she wanted, she would have she would have come and get it with you, with her, with her, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, he was he was explaining that since the when since we were waiting and all that stuff. So I believed him. So that was from my mom. I would have been like, fuck your mom. She should have been here. Yeah, that's true. That's my opinion. That's what that's what I'm doing. It was so fucking nice, dude. The fucking sword. I was gonna probably I was gonna hang it up in my fucking my room. I would have loved to have that fucking sword, dude. Oh my gosh, it was nice, dude. I would have been playing around like other he man. In your chonies, in your chubby, yeah, but well, not with my chonies. I'm sure a little bit of a heart on, you know, you got a chubby, right? Nah, nah. Okay, buddy. Oh, yeah, okay, buddy. Like what more tiny white's or what? But see, they don't sell that shit over here, dude. They don't know what we'll get if we're lucky, they'll sell the we'll they'll sell a fucking a fucking cup with a huge logo on it, you know. Yeah, but yeah, dude, like the one I I fell in love with because I was looking at the because I always been on Skeletor side. I always yeah, yeah. If you were the villains, I was a good guy. Yeah, I was always I was always the villains, right? That that only happened because you were my older brother. But if I had if it was up to me, I'd I'd be the good guys, yeah. But the one I liked the most was the tiger, dude. Because you could put popcorn in the tiger. Yeah, yeah. You're talking about uh battle cat? Yeah, yeah. I bought that one too. Where is it at? It's in my room. Okay, I'll bring it right now. Hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just do your thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll do it. I'll do it. I got you, I got you, I got you. So Joel is a little kid, and sometimes he stinks like buttons. If you notice his belly, he he's got a lot of gas. He he farts and talks at the same time, just so you guys know. Look at that, see?

SPEAKER_02 59:07

Look at look at look at look at he's farting right now.

Thee Gooch 59:11

We we can't hear it though. Okay, I forgot. I forgot to I forgot to lower my my volume before I left because you're gonna hear all that the farts, yeah. Okay, this is the battle cat. All right, so I didn't I didn't get this where I'm at the AMC in Monobello, right? So I went after when I went to the the Skeletor popcorn bucket and uh Castle Gray Skull. Then after that, I went to you're gonna show us the Castle Gray's call? Yeah, and I went to the Cinemopolis right there by Pico Rivera. That used to be the driving back then back in the day. So here's the uh the battle cat. That's the one I wanted. Yeah, that's the one I that's the fucker I wanted, dude. Because you can put you can open the the back and they put popcorn in it in his butt. You could put it in his butt right here, yeah. Nah, that's scary. Can you open the the saddle? Yeah, you could open it. I just don't know how I forgot. Yeah, you open the saddle and you put popcorn in it. Yeah, how much does that fucker cost? You don't want to know. He's uh 130. Nah, nah, nah. Altogether, it was uh like a hundred, yeah. Yeah, how much the that's the one I fucking wanted, dude. Yeah, so this was the this was actually for 50 bucks. For those that don't know, this is He-Man's Battle Tiger, yeah. Battle Cat. Battle Cat. And without the power, it's Gringer. So I forgot how to open it. What the fuck? Yeah, you put popcorn in his back. Yeah, no, right. You have to open it right here. Yeah, yeah, you have to open the saddle. I don't know. So it says to push a button, but I don't see no fucking button. It's a lot bigger than I thought it was. That's what yeah, it is big, dude. It's fucking bigger than me. Yeah, bigger than your head for sure. No shit, yeah. Dude, that dude, that's the one I fucking wanted. Yeah, I forgot how to open it, dude. See, that's the kind of shit. This is the kind of shit that that that that disappoints me about not being in Los Angeles, dude, buying cool shit like this. Yeah, we you did they won't sell this shit in the in the movie theaters where we're there, see, and you put popcorn in there. Yeah, you put popcorn and shit like that. But see, the thing is that when I bought the Superman drink, the the little Tumblr right here, when I went over there to the AMC, they they told me it was okay to fucking buy it, you know? Right, but now I had a you have to have a ticket to fucking buy one of these, but yeah, it makes sense, I get it, because all these sculptors they go over there and they fucking buy it and they want to go resell it in eBay. You know what I'm saying? That's the shit I want to do. Yeah, so yeah, so they they now they're gonna be able to do it. How much would you how much would you sell? How much would you sell it to me for? That one a hundred bucks. No, actually, you know what? Uh when I was gonna get that sword, I was gonna give it to Ruben because he said, you know, he likes swords and shit like that. Dude, if he would have done that, you now you just full of shit. Because if you serious, serious because if he would have done that, I would have fucking I would have framed it by my bed. Yeah, I was gonna give it to Ruben because I remember he was mentioning mentioning that he liked uh the the what is it the lightsaber from Star Wars? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, that would have been badass. I would have I would have sucked your ass for that. And this is like a grace called it. That's a popcorn too, right? Yeah, and it's a drink to look. Oh, no shit. Yeah, look, no shit, yeah, like a mammon that's gonna be like that in a three like that. Yeah, dude. So it's pretty nice. And I think my heat is the middle part hollow where you can put popcorn in it. Yeah, I mean, it's it's dirty, you know, it's not that hollow. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, it's you could put popcorn in there. Ah, that's just fucking badass, dude. And then I I have my my He-Man action action figure right here. I just put him in top right here, like, or I put him in the battle cat actually, like right here. Fucking badass, dude. Or power of the grace calls. Uh I have the power. You don't have anything He-Man, a video of He-Man or anything? On the show on the trailer for the show, yeah. Yeah, no, I could I could put it on. You know, what other ones did you get? That's those. Just that. I got the scalator, but uh, I'm gonna get that one to Remo. Because he likes skulls, you know. Where's it at? It's in my my car. You knew we gotta have too much stinks in my hand.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:42

You know, but but I don't know. That's badass, man. Yeah, I wish I had that. I'm missing out, man.

Thee Gooch 1:03:53

That's the kind of shit that makes me just want to just pack my shit up and just go to LA for just shit like that. Yeah, I know. Yeah, they're just I I feel you. I mean, I know how it is, but but uh yeah, I just uh I had a I had a go today. Well, that they said it was it was sold since yesterday. So they were selling yesterday, so that's why they kind of went out to it. The movie didn't even come out until today. Well, that was the the first screening was yesterday. Oh no shit. So the the the the events like the popcorn bucket, that's for yesterday, you know. So yeah, just kind of it's a bummer, you know. It's too bad, you know. But I kind of like regret it, you know. Like, oh, what did I fucking buy it for? I go fuck, you know? Oh no shit. Yeah, I I mean I kind of regret buying a lot of it. I'll send you 50 bucks right now for the cat. You would I'll send it to you. You better send it to me though, you fucking dicky do. I mean, dude, you haven't even given me your address. You want cash app? Cash app 50 bucks right now.

SPEAKER_14 1:05:03

God damn it.

unknown 1:05:05

Jeez.

SPEAKER_14 1:05:06

Hold on. Trying to do this thing right here.

Thee Gooch 1:05:11

I heard it's pretty it's pretty good, dude. The movie's pretty good. I'm getting mixed reviews from it. I'm getting mixed reviews. Ah, because they're not fans for the Hemon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's that's what I was gonna say, dude. You can't fans you can't really judge it until you fucking see it yourself. Yeah, they're I mean, come on. I'll do it that way, dude. There's always gonna be a naysayer, dude. They're always gonna say, Oh, scatters are gonna sound it's all these young generations that are saying that it sucks. Yeah, yeah, because they don't they don't understand, they don't get it. They don't play with dolls anymore, like action figures. I'll play with fucking dolls right now. Yeah, look at me. Yeah, the fucking I'm playing with dolls right now. Look, the E Man toys, dude, back in the day, dude. When we were when we used to play with them when we were kids, dude, they were fucking badass fucking toys. They don't make that shit like that anymore, dude. Even when they reboot them. With the same name, same logo, same look, they're still not the same, dude. Well, yeah, I'm not sure this is ladies. This is the the the He-Man I bought. Look, it doesn't even look like like He-Man. That's the that's the one you got at Walmart. Yeah, and uh and the the fucking the the shield's not the same, the sword's not the same, the axe don't look the same, it doesn't look detailed, you know, it's like cheap, you know. But I just bought it because I'm I'm a He-Man fan and shit. Master of the Universe. I'm gonna start I'm gonna start buying the old shit, dude. Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah, all the classics, huh?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:32

Yeah.

Thee Gooch 1:06:33

Okay, here's uh the trailer of HE-MAN and the Master of the Universe. I can't wait.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:45

I know most of you. Trap jaw looks pretty awesome, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:48

Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:49

But I know all of you. It just makes you sound a little very crazy.

SPEAKER_14 1:09:19

I can't wait.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:24

Uh-oh.

Thee Gooch 1:09:25

Oh. What's up? Damn it. No, uh that's why Spider-Man. I gotta come. No, I know I'm not gonna. Well, anyway, when I when I when I see He-Man, when I saw He-Man and Skeletor fight, uh-huh, it got my nipples hard. Jeez, no shit. Yeah, because you know, you see it, we've seen it growing up in the cartoons, right? Well, yeah. But this time they got it right. So Skeletor

New Job Plans And LA Trip Talk

Thee Gooch 1:09:50

is Jarrett Leto. Yeah. And Jarrett Leto is the Joker from the Suicide Squads. Yeah. Hardy Quinn's some boyfriend, boyfriend. Joker, boyfriend, whatever. But I want to go see it. So this time I think this time Jared Little Leto is gonna fucking, he's gonna, you know, fucking, oh, he's gonna do good in this movie. Well, because they he's covered up when every movie he was on, he sucked. But I don't think so. I just fucking people just like talking shit, you know. People like talking shit. He did great as a joker. I think so. I thought so. I saw that era for that universe. Yeah, and uh, he did good on Tron. I think he did good in Tron. I haven't seen Tron. I haven't seen Tron Tron was pretty good, you know. It's not uh it's not perfect, but it's good, you know. And for that, and for those who do who who don't know, Tron is also an 80s cartoon. Yes, yes, those toys were fucking those toys were were cool too. Yeah, and they laid up too, and they were glow. Yeah. The little frisbees in the back. Yeah, that's pretty pretty badass. That's pretty good. I like it. I can't wait. I can't wait. You know what I can't wait to do, dude? What? I can't wait when I see you, I can't wait to hug you, bro. For real. Oh when are you gonna when are your planning gonna come down then? You know what, dude? I I I just scored a big ass job. So this job's not gonna start probably till late June. And I'm telling you, dude, this job is huge. So as soon as I'm done with that, I'm gonna take two weeks off. I'll take the boys down there. Because my fool's my fool's gonna come up here and help me with the job. Okay, but when it's kind of hard to say right now, dude, because uh I don't know when this big job's gonna start. Uh-huh. You know, we gotta we gotta wait for the electricians and HVAC people and the plumbers to get done. And once they're done, then I go in, start sheet rocking it, and then finishing, you know. But when I'm done with that job, then yeah, I'll we'll be in Los Angeles for about at least two weeks.

unknown 1:12:17

Okay.

Thee Gooch 1:12:19

Just me and the boys fucking vacation. Remo was supposed to go with you guys, right? Yeah, he was supposed to, but he got a job, so I mean I'd rather him keep that job than then come out here for yeah, he scored in that job, to be honest. Yeah, so my food's gonna come up. He'll come up and he'll help me out with his job. And Tucaresi wanted me to pay him $250 a day. No shit. Yeah, I was like, I was like, foo, this is not fucking California, bro. Fuck you, no shit. $250 a day, which is fine if you're if we're roofing, you know, uh-huh. If if the economy was the same way as California, yeah, sure, I'll pay him $250. I said, nah, yeah, mejor quédate in Los Angeles. No shit, huh? So but we came to an agreement on pay on daily pay for him. And as soon as I find out when we're gonna start, I'm gonna buy him a bus ticket. And okay. And that's another thing. He wants me, he wants me to buy him a plane ticket. I was like, no, you're gonna take the fucking bus. Three days, you're gonna come up here. He's gonna come up here in three days on the bus. And then when me and when with that job is done, then we're all gonna drive down to California and have a fucking good time. Oh, okay. That makes that makes a lot more sense right there.

unknown 1:13:44

Yeah, yeah.

Thee Gooch 1:13:45

So the boys have to decide whether or not they want to do Disneyland, Notspray Farm, or Universal Studios. Disneyland, Disneyland, Disneyland, Disneyland, Disneyland. No, fuck you, fuck you. But the thing is, dude, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna drink when we're there. Well, that's what they all say. You know, no, unless it's like uh at the last hour, sure, I'll then I'll drink. Oh but all day like that, the way you guys do it? No. No, we we don't drink all day. Well, maybe my foo foo does, but not me. In fact, I don't overdo it that much, you know. These guys they do it. I'll take that fucker to a to a strip bar, maybe. That's where he probably wants to go. I'm just kidding, I'm unbooster probably anymore. Before, yeah. Before, yeah, shit. I used to spend all my fucking paycheck out of fucking right. I had my I had my favorites, and they knew me too, and they took all my money and I went home broke and drunk. Yeah, now I remember that day.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:53

I don't know how she that's a lot, a lot of money.

Thee Gooch 1:14:57

A lot of money, like a pervert, like a pervert, and I think we're done, Gooch, or what? Are we? You wanna keep going? You wanna keep going? So you're gonna watch the movie tomorrow or what? Uh no, not tomorrow. Um because I you know when you call me, when you call me, you call me when I'm in like at work. Yeah, I'm busy, like and it got it. Don't call me when I'm at work. Yeah, yeah. Well, same here. I mean, when when you call me, I'm at work, but I don't really answer. Yeah, exactly. I don't answer because I have my when I call you when you're at work, you don't answer, and I should do the same, but I don't because I think it's an emergency. Yeah, because my my phone's in my jacket. I mean, I'm all like, no, no, oh no, it's 12 30 over here. Don't call me. I wonder if it's an emergency, so I go and answer it. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, when I get a text message, I look at my phone. Oh, you know, and then I think it's an emergency because I'm yeah, yeah, you know, I'm like, you know, yeah, I mean, whatever. I mean, it's important though, but yeah, maybe because you're I catch you in the busy and when you're busy, really busy and shit. So yeah. It's like me when you guys call me, they go fuck, I was in a meeting and oh I'm gonna go. Yeah, I don't answer the call, but but sometimes I do, I go, oh shit, I missed a call. I go, fuck. But I call back, you know. But then when I call back, then you're busy, you know. Shit, or they're busy. Like like when you called me earlier today, hey Joe, let me call you back. And I didn't I never called you back. Yeah, yeah. I go, well, I thought he was gonna call me back. I always do that shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 1:16:43

That's uh the way it is. But um, I don't know. I think we're it.

Thee Gooch 1:16:49

I think you're it's next week or next time. Well, until the next time you're not busy. Well I'm last weekend we didn't do it because you were fucking at Disneyland and then I was busy, and then this weekend we didn't do it Saturday or Sunday because you're going to Weasel's birthday and I don't know what you're doing on Sunday. That's his name, right? Weasel? Weasel Weasel. What's his name? Weasel. What's his name? What's his name? What's his weasel? Weasel. See, I'm hearing Weasel. I gotta hold you on the on the fucking mammals. I'm hearing weasels for some reason. Well maybe we gotta tell Sis to to correct you because we're seeing it right. Maybe the first one, maybe the first time I when I said it was wrong, maybe say it again. See? Weasel. See? So when I see our sis's grandson, I'm gonna call him Weasel because that's his name, Weasel. That's what I'm hearing. Weasel. Weasel. Say it again. What? Weasel. Say it again. Uh Zel. Ah, Zizel. Weasel. See? The gooch. Does my butt pick again, Joe? Yeah, it's picking right now. You could tell.

SPEAKER_11 1:18:29

Hey now.

Thee Gooch 1:18:30

You could tell right away. Noticeable. You could see the shaking. Like it.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:36

Yeah, yeah. Like I'm shaking, but I yeah, I'm trying to, I'm trying to be incognito about it.

Thee Gooch 1:18:41

Like you're trying, yeah, like you're trying to like not to show it, but you are it's noticeable. Yeah. What if I what if I fart in a bag and I send it to you in the mail? Yeah, you could do that. Like uh Perrier air. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like a huge if it's uh made of uh helium and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How would I talk? Would I talk high or would I talk uh uh low? I think it's gonna be low.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:06

It's gonna be low, what instead of a yeah, the way I for it's gonna be low.

Thee Gooch 1:19:14

It's gonna be low, yeah, that's true. Yeah, but it's like the opposite of gravity or some shit. Or whatever you want to call it.

unknown 1:19:23

Um, I think we're it.

Thee Gooch 1:19:26

You good? Yeah, ready? Yeah, all

Sponsor Setup And Closing Advice

Thee Gooch 1:19:30

right, guys. I think we're it already. It's uh Mimi's time. I think the Dodgers are playing right now, so oh they're gonna about to start right now, but I gotta go to sleep like an old man. I that I am, but so alright, Gooch. That's all I gotta say. And um, I forgot to mention that we're ready on a new um a new carrier now. So we could get paid on our sponsor our ads now. So yeah, you got you got a lot of work to do. Yeah, I got a lot of work to do. I gotta add the channel markers into the to the high color to the audio and all that stuff, so they could start adding the ads. And the thing is, the the people that that that that listen to us either on Facebook Live or on YouTube, they don't realize how many actual listeners we have. We have tens of thousands of listeners across the world, across the board that that listen to us. Yeah, so yeah, you have a lot of work to do. Yeah, I gotta add all those things. So I can retire because I'm ready to retire. Yeah, that's what that's what I want to do too. So yeah, I gotta I got a full work to do. I did some, I did some of it, but I did the new ones, you know, the ones we did earlier, the earlier episodes, so that way they're hearing him, you know. So that I add the the channel markers on that, so so that way they could uh make sure you you uh do some sponsors with condoms too, because we gotta be safe out there. Oh yeah, I know, right? We gotta put some ads on the condom things, huh? Especially but um that's it. And uh, I think our the new um carrier is Odyssey Creator Lab. So all right, yeah. We'll talk about that later in the next episode, right, Gooch? Let's do it. All right, so alright, guys. This is it, everybody. This is the talkers podcast unscripted, the talkers dot. Uh oops, what am I saying dot for? You know, this is the talkers podcast unscripted. My name is Joe, and we have the Gooch. Thank you, Remo, for to uh tuning in on joining in to our show. You'll be joining in next time or next week or so. You know, you're a little busy just coming off of work, like uh everyday thing, everybody. Like everybody, like we're just normal people, we just go to work and do our thing. So, yeah, guys, uh, thank you for tuning in, everybody. Thank you for joining. Thank you for all your listeners out there. Thank you very much for tuning in. The talkers.bussprawl.com, everybody. Tune us in and there. We're still there. Google us and support our show, everybody. Uh, you could look us up on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, and also the Gooch on Facebook, everybody, and TikTok, the Gooch, everybody. Thank you, everybody. This is the talkers podcast unscripted. All I gotta say is, we got any final words, Gooch. Don't drink and drive, you little fuckers. Don't drink and drive, knuckleheads. All right, it's not worth it. All right, guys. Bye.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:38

Hey now. Hey now. Hey now, I think.