Grief, Grit, And Laughs

A show can start with jokes about gel and Dodger hats, then turn serious in a heartbeat. We’re talking through a week that includes work stress, a family memorial, and the gut-punch reality of helping a kid after losing his mom. We even bring Ruben on, tell him to stay strong, and make a real promise: a Batman oil painting that takes time, patience, and care. 

From there, our brains do what everyone’s brains do lately and bounce between the personal and the public. We react to Mike D from the Beastie Boys dropping “Switch Up,” unpack what nostalgia does to your ears, and why supporting an artist can coexist with mixed feelings. Then we go straight into the loud stuff: UFO files, UAP headlines, “disclosure” talk, rapture theories, and why government transparency feels more like theater than truth. If you’ve been wondering “why now?” you’re not alone. 

We wrap it all with the kind of everyday chaos that keeps life human: Uber Eats hustle, a tire bump from a pothole, and a ridiculous flat-tire roleplay that somehow turns into a laugh you actually needed. The last message is the one that matters most: love and appreciate your people now, because you don’t know when you’ll lose the chance. If you felt this one, subscribe, share it with someone who needs it, and leave us a review.

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Cold Open And Hellos

Joe 0:18

What's up everybody? What's up? What's up? This Is Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted What up? What's up, everybody? What's up? What's up, Los Angeles, California? What's up, everybody? This Saturday, Hope everybody's having a good time it's Saturday night. And um, we have Thee Gooch Hey Now. Thee Gooch Hey Now. I just wanna say that thank all the listeners that are listening to our public as downloading. Thank you very much for tuning in. Thank you for all this download. We wanna thank UK Europe Mama Europe. And then we wanna thank thank you to African South American, North America, and we wanna thank Michaela for supporting too. Thank you. I think she's the only one that's supporting him. Um I know that's kinda funny, but but um yeah, thank you, Mikayla, for your support. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Three dollars a month. You could just, you know, go to theetalkers.buzzsprout.com, everybody. You could google them the Google engine, Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted. We're there, theetalkers.buzzsprout.com. Everybody, thank you, thank you for tuning in. What's happening, Gooch?

Thee Gooch 1:57

What's happening, what's happening, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe 2:02

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Thee Gooch 2:32

I don't yeah, I I don't understand. You know, nobody said www since the 90s.

Joe 2:37

Yeah, I know. That was my error, believe it or not. You know, there you go. There you have it. What's happening, Gooch?

Thee Gooch 2:44

What's happening, Joseph? Let me see your Dodger hat. What do you got? Mickey Mouse pens or what?

Joe 2:48

Yeah, all of a sudden. You gonna walk around like Remo for me.

Thee Gooch 2:53

You're gonna walk

Suavecito Shoutouts And Support

Thee Gooch 2:54

around like those old farts with pens all over their hats.

Joe 2:56

Yeah, well, yeah, you could say that, you know, like the old fart, you know. Well, Remo should be joining in in a little while, everyone. He's in a brewery right now, so they'll see he's uh with his homeboy right there, kicking back, chilling in a brewery. So uh he'll be coming in maybe like in maybe I'll say 20 minutes or 15 minutes or less. So what's up, Gucci? How's your day?

Thee Gooch 3:24

I I actually bought the Suavecito gel.

Joe 3:26

Oh, you did? See, there you go. How how was it?

Thee Gooch 3:29

I haven't used it.

Joe 3:30

I mean, what do you think of it?

Thee Gooch 3:31

I haven't used it.

Joe 3:32

Oh, you haven't used it? No, I haven't used it.

Thee Gooch 3:35

I just bought it like an hour ago.

Joe 3:37

Oh, just an hour ago? What do you buy it at you bought it at Walmart or you ordered it online? Nah, I bought it at Walmart.

Thee Gooch 3:44

I'm impatient, dude. I don't I don't like to order shit online because then you know I gotta wait for it.

Joe 3:49

I want it now. I want it now. Exactly. That's what I do now. I just go, oh, I don't even have to order online anymore. You know, I'll just go straight to Walmart, and especially it's my favorite brand. The one I get is the Matt. I just go there and I got it. Have you got a haircut yet? That's what you need to get. Yeah, dude. You know what? I I need a haircut, dude. It grew fast. Use it's because I buy this shampoo, dude. Because um, I listened, I don't know what where I heard it from. That it's uh batana

Hair Talk And Work Stress

Joe 4:15

shampoo. It's supposed to make your haircut. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know, so I started buying that, and and it kind of does work, you know. Have you tried putting I bet you you're so you're such a cochino? I bet you you put some on your penis, huh? No, I don't know. Why is it like it's something you could do that or what?

Thee Gooch 4:36

I don't know. Try it out. I don't know. Try it out. Put some on your penis and watch it grow. You never know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I know what I know what what you're talking about. You had some good shit.

Joe 5:00

Yeah, dude. Um I haven't tried it, I need to try it. Yeah, I like the the matte one because it I got tired of having that greasy look, you know. You know, so uh it's finally I just got that dry look and you know, just I don't put I don't put any chemicals in my head. No, you don't. I oh yeah, I never see you put like uh anything, like it's always dry. You always had that dry look, huh? Because you always like straight hair.

Thee Gooch 5:25

It looks like um well, I was told I'm being I'm going, I'm thinning.

Joe 5:29

Uh-huh.

Thee Gooch 5:32

So this is from your penis. I'm gonna wear my baseball cap.

Joe 5:35

But what?

Thee Gooch 5:36

I'm gonna wear my baseball cap to bed. Your baseball cap to bed? Yeah, because I'm thinning.

Joe 5:42

Uh it doesn't look like you're thinning. I'm thinning, you know. I was I was noticing it a couple of days. Uh, that's because of my job, dude. It's fucking stressing me out. Yeah. It was a lot of work. It was heavy, it was heavy, heavy, heavy today at work. So that was good. We managed it. Yeah. I'm not, I mean, I'm I'm I'm not, you know, I'm an easy.

Thee Gooch 6:05

Were you guys busy because of Mother's Day?

Joe 6:07

Or yeah, I was kind of busy. Yeah, you could say that. It's been busy because of the Mother's Day and other uh uh stations and hubs. Uh I think they're one of their stations, or I think it's a hub. I'm I'm mistaken. A warehouse, um, their warehouse broke down, so they had to send their merchandise to us, and and we had uh help them out with our work with their work, you know.

Thee Gooch 6:33

Right.

Joe 6:34

Yeah. Something like that with with a their warehouse breaks down, they're like their conveyors and all that stuff. Right. So you know like the assembly lines, you know, you the bot the packages are going like the merchandise is going to the assembly lines. Right, right. So we could help them out finish the job, help them out finish the job, you know, things like that. I know I know nothing about what goes on in a warehouse. Well, yeah, you I mean I I I have worked at warehouses a few times, but I don't I don't get the gist of it.

Thee Gooch 7:11

It's to me, to me, it's complicated. I'm better off doing what I do, anyways.

Joe 7:16

Well, yeah, I mean, you've been uh a construction worker all your life, so yeah, you don't need chunk chains. See, even even if if I'm gonna put up some blinds, you know what I'm saying?

Thee Gooch 7:29

Like blind, I get my tube out, my fucking drill, uh and my chonies, you know. Your chonies, your chonies, damn.

Joe 7:44

So how you been, dude? I mean, besides your just busy, dude.

Thee Gooch 7:49

Just uh we got we got done with the with the my son's uh mom's memorial today. It was today we received her ashes in the urn. It's small, it's child size, I guess you can say for for him. But there's a few people crying. He's okay, dude. He's alright. He's doing he's doing better. I mean, it's gonna hit him. It's gonna hit him like you know, like us when our parents died. It's gonna hit us when when we need them, it's gonna be like fuck. You know, because what a year after dad passed, you know, uh I still wanted to call him. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Joe 8:28

Same here. I thought uh when my what dad passed away, I thought he was on vacation.

Ruben 8:36

Yeah.

Thee Gooch 8:38

Here's uh here's Ruben, here's your nephew.

Joe 8:41

Hey Ruben.

Memorial Day And Missing Mom

Thee Gooch 8:42

Okay, he thinks he can't hear you along. Oh you can hear me. Hi Ruben. How you been?

Joe 9:00

I'm so sorry, okay? Uh everything I'm sorry about your uh your mom. And she was a great person. Grandma, grandma loved her too. So hang in there, alright? Stay strong. You were dad, and stay strong, okay? Okay, everything's gonna go great for you, okay? Ask him for the Batman drawing. I heard that. What did he tell you, Ruben?

Ruben Joins And Batman Promise

Ruben 9:30

He said, ask you for the Batman drawing.

Joe 9:33

I'll paint you, I'll paint you one, okay? It's coming soon. I'll paint you one. Do you wanna you want a Batman painting?

Ruben 9:40

Yeah. Okay.

Joe 9:41

I'll I'll I'll paint you one, alright? Alright. It's gonna take me a month because it's oil paint, so it it stays dry and all that stuff, so it's gonna take me a while, okay? Let's see, I'll start I'll start working on it on next Saturday, okay? Alright. So hang in there, okay? You're a champ, alright? You're strong. Look at it. You're strong like your dad. Alright.

Thee Gooch 10:10

There you go.

Joe 10:14

Everything is good in school or when? Yeah. What was uh what was the excuse for the Batman drawing that he said? What are we waiting like eight years now? Well, I mean, you know, it's like this when you start a painting and it doesn't go right, you get your you haven't paint for a while, and you start paint painting, and and like I lost my touch, and you know how you do your little cab uh how you call it um corajes, like your tantrums? Yeah, my little tantrums. So I gave up, you know, like oh my god, like you know I lost my touch, you know. A real a real artist wouldn't have lost his touch. I think I did. Well, today's your day. You met the first this is your first time, Gooch, you know. Yeah. So did you listen to the song? You probably didn't listen to the song. Oh, I didn't listen to the song because I knew it. Uh dude, you know what? I knew it. No, because I was I was up and down, I was worried about my tire, and because it has a little ball on it that I hit a fucking pothole, and I was just getting out of work, and I was, you know, I was like, fuck. And then I know you told me, and I wasn't when you when you called me about that, I was at work still, and I totally forgot, you know. Okay, I know you talk you it was something about Chuck D, right? No, Mike D. Mike D from the Beastie.

Thee Gooch 11:45

Wrong, wrong D.

Joe 11:49

Yeah, I know that's stuff from Public Enemy, huh?

Thee Gooch 11:53

Yeah.

Joe 11:54

I mean, yeah, give you ideas for the show. I totally forgot. Sorry, Gooch.

Thee Gooch 11:59

This is a perfect example on why you need to get an iPhone because clearly you don't know how to use an Android.

Joe 12:05

Oh shit. You know, I don't know how to use anything. Let's put it that way.

Thee Gooch 12:10

You know, but well, anyways, I'll talk about the song.

Joe 12:15

Fuck it. We should have heard it.

Thee Gooch 12:17

And then and we can't play it here because that'll just mute us. Yeah, yeah.

Joe 12:24

Brother. I'll hear it later. What was the name of it again? Okay. Okay, so Mike D from the Beastie Boy of the Beastie Boys. Uh-huh.

Thee Gooch 12:39

Came out with a new single after, I think it's the first one in 15 years. I think I may have that wrong. But anyways, it's called Switch Up. And it came out last night and I listened to it. He's old. It's it was, I don't know. I I I I I don't like it and I don't hate it.

Joe 13:01

Okay.

Thee Gooch 13:02

You know what I mean? Yeah. It's not the same as it's like. It's not it's not the same as the original, right? No, original song of Beastie Boys. No. But I'll I'll put it, I'll probably put it in my playlist just to give him some support. But I don't know if he's coming out with a whole album, but he, you know, they were great as Beastie Boys, but I mean solo. I don't know

Mike D Drops A New Track

Thee Gooch 13:24

what to make of it. I got mixed mixed emotions about it.

Joe 13:27

I think I just I think that he's just trying to find himself something different, you know, make make a new sound or something, maybe, you know, who knows? Yeah.

Thee Gooch 13:38

But yeah, you know, it would have been more interesting if you would have heard the song because I would have had you. Yeah, I would have like said, uh, yeah. It's like I'm talking to myself. I'm sorry, Gooch. I mean, it was fucking hot today. I was in a fucking freeway with a lot of fucking traffic, worrying about my fucking tire and my right tire. I was worried about it because I fucking hit a pothole. I was thinking, which what should I what should I do? Should I fucking do Uber or should I fucking just go home and you know do the show? And I just totally simply forget. Did you did you do Uber today? No, I only well I only did one. I only did one little trip, but that was it, you know. But I was just like, fuck, you know what, I'll just I'll just do it Tuesday, you know, when I get out of work. You know, lately we and uh the job's been busy, so I've been coming out late. And I usually do Uber like around 11:30, because when I get out of there, I hit the freeway, I hit Montebello around 11.30. So that's the time I have like at least two hours, no, an hour and a half to do it. And with that an hour and a half, I make like at least maybe like 60 bucks, you know. It depends. It depends what city I want to do it. I want to do it near Montebello or what's what streets, you know, shit like that. So that's what I do. I just I I choose the the streets that I choose, you know. Because if I go the other streets, the other cities like Almonte or maybe it was e-commerce, and I go deliver there. There's some, there's some, I'm not saying all, there's some that don't tip well. Okay, and you know who tips very well, uh Joseph. Yeah, come deliver my house. Come deliver to my house, Joseph. Oh shit. I got you, I got your tip for you, you know what I'm saying?

Sound Effect 15:26

Oh man, I'm so freaking horny. Oh shit. All right, so freaking horny.

Thee Gooch 15:34

I didn't I didn't I didn't fucking I didn't keep up, or I I haven't been keeping up with this whole alien files that the this administration released.

Joe and Thee Gooch 15:45

Like big fuck, we all know, right? It's true, yeah. So why did they hide it? Yeah, and they just they just announced that I think it was on 19 since 1965, right? Yeah, who kills notice? I don't do you know any well, there's quite a few people still alive since six since the 60s, but whoever was a young man or an adult in the 60s most likely is not alive anymore. Well, yeah, yeah, you know, and there's there's some that are, but they don't want to fucking let it out, yeah, you know, because it's like okay, so what got around was uh the administration or somebody from the administration, I don't know who.

Thee Gooch 16:24

I like I said, I didn't

UFO Files And Distraction Theory

Thee Gooch 16:26

dig into it because UFOs, yeah, we all know, but anyways, now someone from the administration got the word out to all the pastors and all the uh you know reverends or whoever, you know, the preachers, yeah, got the word out to them about that be prepared because the stuff that this administration is going to be released, it's ungodly or godly or demon or real UFOs that they're gonna be seeing. To me, dude, like my opinion, it's all fucking bullshit. You think it's bullshit? Anything that this uh government releases and I'm talking and I'm not I'm not specifically targeting just the Trump administration, I'm talking about all the administrations, yeah, any president from the past, it's all bullshit. You know, right, right. Calling them alien little green man, I don't believe all that shit.

Joe 17:28

Yeah. You know? There was there was this one that they're looking at right now, they just announced it. I was watching the news with the hype. There was one that's like uh a star and it has a like Yeah, I saw that, yeah. And um that's in the Bible. We all know that, right? I think that's uh they're trying to they're trying to distract us from with something.

Thee Gooch 17:54

Now we have the hantavirus. Yeah, but now the UFO files you know, like what gives? This so what the fuck is going on?

Joe 18:04

The Epstein files.

Thee Gooch 18:05

The Epstein files, yeah. It's like this administration, dude. Like I had so much hope for this administration, but honestly, dude, it's going to fucking shit quick.

Joe 18:20

But uh and then there was they were talking about that three eye atlas, what is it? That fucking UFO that was fucking going around the fucking earth. Oh yeah. Yeah. But I just think that like you the like the way you said it too, like they're they're hiding something. There's something big is gonna happen. They don't wanna they're well, they're saying this. This is what I'm hearing in different directions. They're saying that all this alien crap is just a delusional or just a distraction, so that the way the rapture, the when people are disappearing, they're gonna point pinpoint it to the aliens, the UFOs, the UAPs, and all that stuff. That's what they're trying to get at. So they're just like getting set up for that. Right. And then when they when it when they start seeing people disappearing, that's when they're gonna start, you know, uh pinpointing, oh, it was UFOs, it was like, you know, this and this and that, you know, they're taking people away, you know, shit like that, you know, things like that. So they're trying to they're trying they're trying to distract us on that, on the biblical, in the Bible, you know. Right. So that's what I think, you know. You know, I don't know, it's just and then like the what Remo found out too about the JFK assassination. Yeah, that kind of tripped me out too because we all know it was four people and uh it was a four-seater, and it turned out to be a six-seater, you know, right. That's that shit's crazy. Yeah, so I'm gonna I kind of find it. Yeah, so this whole fucking alien release files from the this administration, from the government rather. I don't know, dude. I just I just I was paying no mind to it, dude.

Thee Gooch 20:08

Like it, like I wanted to look into it and it's like nah, like with all this fucking AI shit, and I don't know, dude. It's just right, I don't know. Why now? Like, why now? You know, to distract us from what? Yeah, to distract us from what? Because it's a distraction, it's exactly what it is, right? Right, you know, and then you get you know that they're not gonna arrest anybody from the Epstein files, because clearly there is people to be arrested and be held accountable, and they're not gonna do that. They don't wanna arrest Dr. Fauci. They don't wanna do any arrests. It's like, so what's the fucking point? All they want to do is tax the people to death and then fucking pay for a foreign country's bullshit wars.

Joe 20:54

Gas going up.

Thee Gooch 20:56

Gas going up. Well the the gas, I'll give them that. The gas, I don't think the president has nothing to do with the gas. It's corporate greed is what it is.

Joe 21:06

You know.

Thee Gooch 21:07

But I just lost all hope. I go to work and I come home and I'm done, dude. Yeah, I don't I don't I don't pay no mind because at the end of the day, dude, we're all fucked.

Joe 21:18

Yeah, yeah. Either with Democrat or Republican or a conservative, we're all fucked. In other words, yeah. Yeah.

Thee Gooch 21:26

But I lost hope. So it's like the the the California, there's a California, there's a race for a California governor. No matter who they pick to be governor, there's still going to be corruption. He's still going to be corrupt, he's still gonna be fucking sweeping shit under the fucking carpet. Nobody getting arrested. Tons of fucking evidence that there is corruption and nobody's fucking held for it. Nobody. You know, but when you as soon as we say something or whatever, they'll kick their They'll kick our fucking door down at three o'clock in the morning and drag our ass to fucking jail or prison.

Joe 22:04

Yeah. You know, even if we do fraudulent and all that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Right away, we'll they'll come knocking on our door and hey, you've been doing a lot of fraud and this and scheming and scheming the government, the IRS, give you an audit, so this is what you're doing, tax evasion. Right away. Right away, they do shit like that. It's like look at all these fucking child predators, dude. They catch them.

Thee Gooch 22:27

Here locally and across the country, dude, they get sorry to say it, but they get slapped in the fucking wrist.

Joe 22:35

Yeah, they do. You know? Yeah. And you know what? Uh, and they're all saying about Trump is a pedophile and all that shit. You know what? You should be worried about the people that live in your neighborhoods. That's what you should be worrying about. Oh, yeah. You know, because I guarantee you, your next door neighbor or some of your neighborhood is a pedophile.

Thee Gooch 22:56

All right.

Joe 22:57

That's all I can say.

Thee Gooch 22:58

You know?

Joe 23:01

Thank you. Thank you. Bless you. Suck me. Suck me. Bless you. Suck me. Shay Shay. Suck me.

Speaker 6 23:10

Shay Shay.

Thee Gooch 23:11

What's that from fucking from uh Rush Hour? Yeah.

Joe 23:18

Well, yeah, there's so there. That's what I always say that to their and when I'm in like in the comment section, I always talk about that shit. I always tell them that. I always throw that, throw that in the comments. You should worry about your fucking neighborhood. That's what you should worry about.

Thee Gooch 23:32

So it's like Donald Trump when he when he was running for president. Drain the swamp. Drain the swamp. Yeah. There's a big ass fucking swamp in this country that needs to be fucking drained, dude, and nobody's doing it. Nobody. So yeah, I lost faith in that shit. Fuck him. I was never I was never big on government, dude. Ever since I was a young fucking man, dude, in my early teens. I was never about the government.

Joe 24:01

Well, like you you weren't well, I wasn't in I wasn't really into politics too, you know. Right, right. To be honest. I mean But you know, you sit down in the background and shit, and then here comes a person like Trump, which in my opinion, his first term was better than the second. Yeah. You know. But now, nah. I lost hope. Lost hope.

Thee Gooch 24:26

Fuck them. Everybody. All these politicians, dude. Every single one of them, dude. There's not a good politician out there. They're all like crooked and yeah, shit. It's all it's uh it's a bunch of smoke being blown up our ass.

Joe and Thee Gooch 24:42

That's what it is. They make it sound good. Yeah, they're just fucking lying to their teeth now, huh? You got something to say about that, Remo? Huh? Is Remo there? Oh, there he is. Just uh I only have his special effects now. So what else? What else you got going on there, Joseph? Uh no, nothing much. Just uh just been working hard and just enjoying the the fucking heat now. Now we've got to get prepared for the heat now of summer, which I can't stand.

Thee Gooch 25:15

I love it.

Joe 25:17

Hey, you never you never uh stuttering, remember stuttering John from Howard Stern?

Thee Gooch 25:21

Yeah, what's up with that dude? Huh? What's up with him?

Joe 25:25

Oh, I mean uh uh we haven't heard about heard about him since uh I didn't know that he got he was trying to sue Howard Stern. Was he? Yeah, that's what I heard. You're trying to sue Howard Stern. I know he's being I know Howard Stern is being sued now by one of the assistants. Oh, really? From at his house, not the radio show. Oh, at his house? Yeah, yeah. I would just want to give a throwback when back in the day that he was with Howard Stern back in the day. And I got a video when he was doing an interview with I forgot how I forgot the one of the reporters' name and Billy Crystal. Right. I like about what uh what what uh what trigs me about these uh comedy actors that they

Stuttering John Clip And Celebs

Joe 26:09

like to they like to be funny, right? On screen, right? But when they're off screen, they're a different person.

Thee Gooch 26:17

Right.

Joe 26:17

You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 26:19

Right.

Joe 26:20

And it tricks me that that you when you try to like you, I mean you would think that they will take a joke and all that stuff, but then when it when they throw the joke at them, they can't handle it, they can't dish it out, you know. Well, I got the clue with stuttering John. It's it's uh like maybe like a one minute or maybe less than one minute. You want to see it, Gooch? Hello? Gooch? Sure, sure. I was acting stuttering John. Okay, here we go. Um stuttering John, right doing interviews. This was when he was in Channel 9, I think. That was a long time ago. Oh, yeah, I remember those days. Yeah, I'm I remember.

Clip 27:00

Your speech impediment, is that real? Is your speech impediment is that real? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Um Paul. Do you think that the way to become a great interviewer is to just pam some people and ask some call. Anyway, we're gonna go. Some of yours too. Is your speech bad?

Joe 27:49

Isn't that hilarious? That was Bob Barbara Walters and Barbara Walters, that's her name. I was gonna say Deion Sawyer. Deion Sawyer. You see how Billy Crystal got all too defensive? Yeah. Oh man, that's it.

Joe and Thee Gooch 28:06

I wonder if Billy Crystal ever goes on a show now. I'm pretty sure he does. Yeah. There's a lot of back in the day when Howard Stern used to what was like in the 90s, early 90s, and 80s, the 80s or something, when I used to hear him. That he used to be going off on the movie actress and the actors and all that stuff, and Howard Stern would just bury them, dude. Like and then they would get cooked. And then and I get it because he's trying to make them come into the show, you know. So you know, he his he gets a I mean, I I still listen to him, and he he's he's still funny, dude. I still fucking a lot of people like if I if I listen to it on you know on the car. I have like my helpers and shit in the car, and they don't they don't laugh because they don't get it. Well, yeah, yeah, of course not. But and uh what would what with but what with um oh my god, you're starting to sound like stuttering John yourself. I know, right? Just by watching watching them remind me got made me stutter just too fucking shit. So uh but uh yeah, um what intrigues me is that's it, you made me forgot what I say, dude. I had it right there, tip of my tongue. What were we talking about? Forget I forgot, but uh stuttering down was during stuttering down with stuttering down. He used to be you know doing a lot of interviews and he would get socked at too, you know. Yeah, he used to get fucking they used to beat him up, dude. Yeah, yeah, I remember you should have had more clips, dude. Yeah, no, that was the only one I had, but um just it's crazy, dude. Um I uh you know, there's been so much going on, dude. I just haven't had I didn't have time to yeah, same here. Send the videos and shit, you know, considering you know what was what happened and shit.

Thee Gooch 30:02

So it's been it's been it's been a long fucking week, dude.

Joe 30:12

You don't want to hold on goodly noticed that. I mean um my god is all that we go. I had a mirror. I had it in mirror option. My LA was backwards. It was reverse. Like mine Yeah, I was I had it in mirror uh mirror option. You know, a mirror, you know, it's like reverse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I kind of switched it back. So everything was backwards, even my fucking head. I was just gonna see that the back the background, my Superman logo from the background, right? It was backwards. I go, wait a minute, what why is it backwards? Oh, my fucking LA is backwards. So I had an in mirror. So tomorrow's Mother's Day, you got any plans? I really don't. Um Remo's gonna go to visit mom. And I wanted to go, but I I I just I just I I we I I just I don't know. I just I don't want to go there and be overwhelmed, you know. I mean, I miss her so much, and and uh you think about her long as she's gonna be able to do it. You know, I I don't mean to put you on the spot here, but I remember when she passed away and we were at the cemetery.

Thee Gooch 31:43

I remember you saying, I'm gonna be here every time, I'm gonna be here, Mom.

Joe 31:51

Well, because it was fresh, you know. Oh, okay. It was it was fresh, you know. I mean so when I die, so when I die, and I'm like standing over you, like with my hand on your shoulder, and I'm in the spirit, and you say that,

Mother’s Day Plans And Regrets

Thee Gooch 32:08

I'm gonna be like, I don't believe you, Joe.

Joe 32:12

Oh my gosh.

Thee Gooch 32:15

It's fresh, Joe. You know what? Am I like in my ashes? No, I'm gonna be cremated. I'm gonna have some ashes be sent to you. I want you to sprinkle some on your chonies. Oh no way, and go and go for a run, yes.

Joe 32:32

No, yes, like uh like a fart I'll fart in it, and then a lot of dust will come on, huh? Yes, that's gonna be all me.

Sound Effect 32:45

Nice!

Joe and Thee Gooch 32:47

My cremation, your cremation, you're gonna get cremated or what? Yes, yeah, I'm gonna get cremated too. So they could say, burn fucker, burn, you know, burn. Burn that little fucker. Yeah, I'll be shaking it. Well, you know what? Uh speaking of the uh, you know, we saw you track down on the UFO. But there was one one picture that they they saw when they gave out. It had uh the picture of the Superman star. Have you seen it? Yeah, I seen that. Yeah, I go, Oh no, I go, you know, mom is, you know. Yeah, I don't know. I think the Superman they're fabricated, dude. These these files, whatever it is they're trying to do, is bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Like the Huntavirus. Oh, there's a breakout. Now we're gonna be fucking quarantine again. We're gonna have to wear masks. Well, all this other bullshit again. You know, is it only happens under Trump? Yeah, no shit, huh? And uh, and and they're saying that these are all actors in the in the ship, yeah. And the and that ship. No, I mean I mean hearing that it's a lot of acting, it's like yeah, actors, you know, yeah. Like I call like a like a what's that shit when you like a drill, like like you know, when you go to school and you do a little drill, they they fucking have to pretend, make believe that they're sick in case something really happens, you know. That's what that's what they're saying. Some of the shit like that. It's all bullshit, dude.

Thee Gooch 34:17

I don't know. It's the rich people, the rich people trying to fuck with the poor people, dude.

Joe 34:23

Yeah, yeah. Like I mean, to me, to me, I think they're just trying to steer everybody from God. That's what that's what I'm looking at. Oh, yeah, that's they want us to believe on the aliens instead of of God.

Thee Gooch 34:37

Because everybody, everybody has this concept about God, our creator, like, oh, you know, and forgive me, I'm not this is not what I feel. People have this, oh I don't believe in God because look around, He created all this. There's a lot of death, there's a lot of shooting, there's a lot of this, there's a lot of that, money, greed, uh and white people, why does he leave uh people die or burn? Yeah, why would he say the little children? The people come up with that shit, huh? Yeah, yeah, and that's why people lose hope because they see the way this world is. Yeah, you know, people have a choice. You're gonna be good, be good. If you're gonna be bad, be bad.

Joe 35:18

Yeah, like that.

Joe and Thee Gooch 35:19

And so far, being being bad has taken over. If you want you have well, God gave us free will. I mean, if we want to believe him or not, that's that's our choice, you know. But um and we won't know and that we did good in our life until we face them.

Joe 35:37

Yeah, yeah. Until we face them.

Thee Gooch 35:40

That's crazy. So now at my age, I just mind my fucking business. I don't give a fuck what my neighbor's doing, or as long as no children are getting hurt, I can give a fuck. You know, that's just me. I don't know. I don't think we were prepared for the show today.

Joe 36:00

I think you gotta hive high high hopes, Gooch. You know the only thing high hopes about me, Joe. What was that? What's that? What's that?

Thee Gooch 36:10

What's that is my foot. No, you were gonna come out with your yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna say some ice crack, but you would have come out with this. Yeah, it was a little dirty. You were gonna come up with a dirty joke. I thought you were gonna come out and drink a beer, Gooch. Nah, you said oh uh, but I'm gonna be a good one. I know, I know. Listen, I know what I said, Joseph. Okay, but no, I'm good. Maybe later. I forgot, I forgot when I sent you that, dude.

Joe and Thee Gooch 36:42

It was like the previous uh episode, yeah. Sounds like a donkey, dude. Yeah, dude. Um it was it was really fucking hot today, dude, to be honest. I was surprised. The funny part is that it was cold in the morning, and then getting out of work was so fucking hot, I was like frustrated, dude. And and then like, and I remember and I go fuck and when I was gonna go do Uber, I was gonna uh I was checking in my tires before I start, and I just noticed a big bump on my fucking tire on my right side, and I I go, fucking kind of worried me because it's it's it's it's big, you know. That's what she said. And and I was I was worried about like going to the freeway because I've it's a 55 or 45 minute to go to work, you know. Fucking you still and you still drive like that with the dice. And I told her I had no I had no choice. I mean, I had a good time.

Tire Trouble And Uber Eats Math

Joe and Thee Gooch 37:49

Gooch. I was gonna do it today, but I go, fuck, I was so fucking tired, sleepy. I'll just do it fucking Monday. And I'll just do it Monday. You know, it was a I know it was a big you have a spare, right? Well, I have a spare, but I'm not gonna take the spare too fucking all the way to you know to where I go to work and shit, you know. It was it was a it was a big risk. And I was gonna I was gonna I was gonna call out I was gonna call out today, but I go, nah, you know what, I'll just take a risk. I can't have a short check, you know. But um, I I just had to just go go to work. I was thinking, fuck, I gotta call out. Um I'm not feeling well. I mean, I don't want to come out with I'm fucking lying and I'm not feeling well, but um I just said fuck it, you know. I'm just gonna have to just go to work and suffer it. If it blows out, it blows out on me in the freeway for talking shit about these fucking stupid ass drivers they draw in the freeway and shit, you know. That's what happens.

Thee Gooch 38:43

But you do have a spare, right? Huh? You know how to change a tire, right?

Joe 38:53

And if I do it, I mean, yeah, I think I pretty do it, but I I think I I think I can, but not with the fucking you're gonna if you don't know how to and you're gonna fucking do it if hopefully it doesn't.

Thee Gooch 39:05

I'm not trying to throw you the salt.

Joe and Thee Gooch 39:07

Yeah, yeah. And you're gonna try you're gonna hurt yourself if you don't know how to do it. Well, I'm gonna feel like a girl, huh? Like fucking yeah. Oh shit, who fuck?

Thee Gooch 39:17

Hey, hey, what a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay, it is California, bro. Just throw a fucking dress on. You're a damsel in distress, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Throw a little bit of makeup, you know. Uh liberal liberal town, yeah. Act like a liberal and shit. Get some fucking high heels, bro. Put some high heels, borrow some from uh Donia. Okay. Tell okay, say I'm I'm a stranger, okay? I'm a stranger. I pulled up because you have a flat tire.

Joe 39:58

Pretend you're you're you're in distress. Man, I'll be like, shit, man. I can't believe it. But you gotta pretend you're wearing a dress. Oh my god. No, I can do that. Look at that. Okay, okay.

Flat Tire Roleplay Gone Wild

Joe and Thee Gooch 40:13

Um oh my gosh, oh my gosh, my fucking tire fucking blew out. Oh my god. But you have to wear a scarf. You have to make sure you wear it. I can't, I can't wear it. Where am I gonna find a scarf at? Because they're gonna see your beard. They're gonna be like, oh, this bitch is ugly. Oh my gosh. Can you please fix my tire? I'm gonna wave them off. Or or better that I show my legs or like gonna be like this, you know.

Thee Gooch 40:39

Yeah, pretend I'm the guy pulling up. I'm the I'm pulling up.

Joe 40:43

Well, you gotta say something first.

Thee Gooch 40:45

Okay, I will you cut me off. Okay, here we go. Uh yes. Hello, ma'am. Uh do you need some assistance? Yes, um, my my tire blew out. I mean, like, can you help me, sir? Sure. Okay, pretend I'm going down and undo the nuts, right? Wow, ma'am. You have some really thick muscles on your calves that you must work out.

Joe 41:08

Oh, I go to the gym day by day. I was just heading to the gym right now. Oh, where you this this was happening. My tire blew out. What kind of what caused it?

Thee Gooch 41:21

Well, it looks like this child this tire needed to be changed three months ago.

Joe 41:25

Oh, really? I didn't know that it could happen. I put a lot of air on it, and I thought it was I didn't think it was gonna I thought I was losing air, but I ended putting more air.

Thee Gooch 41:34

Well, in most cases, you are a woman, and most women think that the car runs on piss, so you're okay. Excused.

Joe 41:42

Really? I thought I thought the car ran with water. All this time I'm putting water in the oil, in the oil casket.

Thee Gooch 41:52

You were putting uh uh cooking oil in the engine, weren't you?

Joe 41:55

Yeah, well, yeah. Well, they told me to do it. One of my girlfriends told me, I mean, one of my boyfriends told me that you could put cooking cooking oil in the in the oil thing and and water in the fucking the cooling system. Is it wrong? Did I do something wrong, sir?

Thee Gooch 42:14

No, you're you're you're you're you're good. You should be okay. Let's just change your tire now, and we'll get you all back on the road.

Joe 42:22

Oh, great. Oh, maybe I could. Do you want to have my number?

Thee Gooch 42:30

Yeah, dude, can you do me a favor and pretend you fainted so I can give you mouth to mouth?

Joe 42:35

Oh, oh, do you have your Instagram, sir? What's your name? What's your name?

Thee Gooch 42:45

All right, all right, all right. I'm getting the fucking my name is Cooch.

Joe 42:55

Cooch, do this to me. Well, there you go. I tried my best. We tried, we tried our best, right, Gooch?

Thee Gooch 43:04

Yeah, that was pretty funny. Coochie do this to me. Oh you should probably learn to fucking change a tire, bro.

Joe 43:11

I mean, it's not easy. I mean, it's easy, but it's just that the tools that they come with uh on your trunk is like you know, a little like a little triangle. If I'm gonna fix my tire, I gotta buy a fucking jack, like a real jack, and right there will do something. I know you gotta fucking tie the screws, untie the screws first, then lift it. But there's some there's some people that fucking lift the car first and they fucking unscrew the you're trying to screw the fucking, you know, when it's while it's rolling, you know. But no, I don't know. It's just it hasn't happened yet, Gooch. You know, so I hope not. You know, okay. I'm good. But well now you know what you can do if if you can't change the tire. The only problem I probably will have because I'm short and I don't probably don't have the enough strength to fucking untie the screws because they're so fucking tight. Maybe I would that's the problem I probably will have. That's where I'll probably go. That's probably what I'll be the act of the bitch. Oh man, can you help me please fucking untie this? Oh can you untie these nuts for me?

Thee Gooch 44:15

And by the way, for the record, I didn't I didn't call you a bitch. I was just saying you're role-playing. Yeah. But if you were a girl, yeah. Yeah.

Joe 44:26

For the record. I said nuts, but it should be a bolts, right? They're bolts, right? Uh bolts. Uh nuts. Nuts, right? Like these nuts are here? Uh-huh. Okay, dangle it. I was gonna put the I should get a Sunday fix of marbles. So no Remo, huh? No Remo, he's an Osho, huh? Go, man, he probably said he said he's out there having a good time, dude. You ever hear like losers fucking doing I love doing a show, dude. I love doing the show. I just today I wasn't prepared.

Thee Gooch 45:09

I really wasn't. I had so much going on last week. You know, and trying to stay away from politics and shit and trying to come up with something to talk about.

Joe 45:19

And well, you know what, Gucci? We're going to Disneyland on another week. Another week at Disneyland again. Next next weekend? Yeah. And it's because uh look, the reason why I like going to Disneyland is not to go out and get drunk and drink, you know. I've been wondering it maybe because it's paid, it's uh like the times I never went to Disneyland when I was a kid, you know? All the times you wanted to go, you're making up. All the time I wanted to go to Disneyland, now I got the time to go to Disneyland. When I used to tell mom, mom, dad, I want to, or when we're kids, I want to go to Disneyland. I want to go to Disneyland. Mom says, and dad says, No, I don't have too much money for that. You know, back then the tickets were like what, like 12 bucks, you know, at the time. You know, 1970s around there. Oh, 1978 or 79, I forgot, but I will tell mom and dad, you know, we're, I mean, I want

Disneyland Nostalgia As An Adult

Joe 46:11

to go to Disneyland, because you know I was a Mickey Mouse fan, right? You know, I love drawing Mickey Mouse and all that stuff, and you know, so you know. And you know, in all actuality, you guys knew. I I you mean you guys know I was I was planning to be there. I was supposed to be there right now. Right, yeah.

Thee Gooch 46:26

It was the week, you know, and we were supposed to leave last Thursday morning, but unfortunately, what happened and all the events was going on, and we didn't make it. So we're pushing for not this next week, but the following week. Okay.

Joe 46:41

And I noticed the the your background, it has the Mary with children background. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was noticing. I was I was waiting for Callie to come out.

Thee Gooch 46:52

Yeah, right? Does it look like I'm sitting on the couch?

Joe 46:54

Yeah, you look like you're Al Bundy right there, dude. Where's Callie? She's cool.

Thee Gooch 47:04

It looks pretty cool. Pretty convincing. Yeah, it looks pretty good. We need to get a bigger, longer cord. Yeah, you just need a rubber doll right there. I know, right? To be Cali. Why don't you come sit next to me? I'll be like I'll be like a puppet.

Joe 47:21

You mean I think you mean I think you mean dummy.

Thee Gooch 47:24

No, a dummy. There you go. Yeah, there you go. I'll be the dummy right there. You'll be the ventriloquist. Yes, I know where my hand's going. Yeah. Oh shit. You know, that's crazy, man. Yeah, that's a crazy packing. Are we it, bro? We're it, Gooch. I mean, it's close enough to an hour. It's close, yeah. It's close, it's close enough, Gooch. I mean, it's better, it's better than nothing. You know what? You know, better than nothing, Gooch. Yeah, we'll come up with some more. So what are we doing a show next Sunday or next Saturday? What are we doing? Next Saturday, yeah, we're gonna do one still. Next Saturday. Next Saturday. You know what I was thinking? I was thinking uh we should come out the episode the brewers. Like, well, not the brewers. What was I saying? Drinking time or something like that. You know what I mean? You want me to break my sobriety, is what you're saying. No, no, no, no. I just I just figured like you know, we should drink a beer. Next Saturday. Next Saturday? Next Saturday. Hey, dude, that's still an idea. Like, take the time and get a bunch of uh funny moments of the talkers. Well, I was like, one long episode.

Joe and Thee Gooch 48:42

Yeah, I was thinking that too. Yeah, you're uh I was thinking about that the greatest hits, right? Like the best of the talkers of the moments that we were with. Yeah. What we did. Well, I was thinking doing that till we reach our fourth year, Gooch. Our fourth year, and oh my bad, wrong fucking. And then and then when we're four years, it's gonna be well, we'll wait till five years.

Thee Gooch 49:04

Six years.

Joe 49:05

No, well, I'm saying that we're gonna do the the best of the talkers for episode the last season finale, right? Because we're already reaching our fourth year.

Speaker 6 49:19

When is this when is the season final?

Thee Gooch 49:22

Season final will be maybe like the 27th. Uh what, May? July. July 23rd, Gooch. No shit. Yeah, July 23rd. It feels like yesterday, dude. Yeah, it does, huh? Oh look at that, everybody that's doing it. No questions, no oh. So if you guys want I forgot something, Gooch. I just make this one new. It's one of our our QR codes, everybody. If you guys want to support our show, you we have PayPal now. You could support our show. Here's our QR code for the whole for the Tuckers podcast and scripted the host, Joe Remo, and the Gooch. You could get your camera phone, and if you're in your laptop or anywhere, how you're looking at the show, how you're tuning in, get your camera phone, aim at the QR code and support our show and pay pay PayPal. It's a PayPal support uh support our show. That's like giving us a tip and something like that. You know, anything counts, you know. So you want to go ahead and uh and uh support our show, the host Joe Remo and the Gooch, everybody. There you go. I like this. It's pretty

New PayPal QR Code Plug

Thee Gooch 50:37

good because these QR codes now they made up. They made so I got a PayPal now, and you could go to the talkers podcast, dtalkers.bussprout. So if you aim the camera to that QR code, it goes directly to the episodes. You could hear us out, you know. So you don't have to go to Amazon music and all that stuff and Apple Podcasts. You want to go directly to thetalkers.bussprout.com, you could just aim your camera phone on that. And also I've got Cash App too right here. Tippas, Cash App, but I would recommend you to go to PayPal, everybody. And if you guys want to aim your camera right there on the PayPal QR code, go ahead. Anything counts. Thank you very much. So, any last words for you, Gooch? Love, love, and appreciate your loved ones because we don't know when the fuck we gonna die. As we saw a week ago Thursday, that was a totally unexpected death. And for her loved ones, it's it's just a shocker. Of course, my son, too. You know, he lost his mom, unfortunately. And these events happen almost um daily. So love, love, and appreciate your family.

Clip 51:57

There we go. Heartwhelming. Yeah, because don't take them for granted, everyone. Don't take your loved ones for granted because you only have one chance in a lifetime.

Thee Gooch 52:07

Yeah, that's it.

Joe 52:08

So this is it, everybody. I just want to say thank you for tuning in. Thank you for viewing.

Last Words About Loving People

Thee Gooch 52:17

Next week, next Saturday, everybody.

Joe 52:22

I just want to say thank you, Los Angeles, California, Huntington Park, East LA, South Central, um, Monterey Park.

Thee Gooch 52:33

Did I say Monterey Park again? Monte Park and Boyle Heights. Boyle Heights, everybody out there in Boyle Heights, East LA. And uh, just wanna say what's up, City of Whitter Whittier, um, Montebello. That's where I go do Uber Eats over there. Uber Eats and Montebello. Thank you, everybody, for tuning in. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Sorry, Remo couldn't come in today. He's having a good time with his homie um in the brewery, factory, something like that. So have a good time, Remo. Bro, you're our brother. So take care. I don't know. I don't know. You think he's watching? I think he's watching. He's just let's let's test it out. Let's test it out. Hey, bro, if you're watching, call me. You're gonna say uh give him he's gonna say call you. Yeah, if he's listening right now, he he'd call me. Call me, bro, if you're listening. Remo. You got that, Remo? So if you're watching, call the Gooch, everybody. Alright, guys. My name is Joe and the Gooch and Remo. Uh he's sorry he couldn't make it. And um, I want to say thank you, thank you very much. I was gonna say that uh this show is brought to you by Suave cito, everybody.

Joe 53:48

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