Space Talk And Lies

A normal Easter catch-up turns heavy when we share bad news about a close friend getting cancer and you can hear the shift right away. It’s the kind of moment that makes you look at your fridge, your soda habits, your “quick meals,” and your stress like they’re all connected. We talk openly about aging, fear, and that uneasy feeling when something hits close to home and suddenly you want to do better, even if you’re not sure where to start.

From there we get into health choices in plain language: quitting smoking, moving more, sweating, and why we think the immune system matters when you stop living on autopilot. We also debate pharmaceuticals like ibuprofen and blood pressure meds versus alternative wellness routines, teas like dandelion root and Palo Azul, and the idea of fasting as a body reset. If you’re searching for honest conversations about intermittent fasting, processed food, sugar, natural remedies, and real-life motivation, this one goes there without pretending we have all the answers.

Then we take a sharp left into conspiracy theories, the Challenger disaster, NASA skepticism, and why people question space narratives in the first place. It gets even more relevant when we talk about AI deepfakes and how synthetic video makes truth harder to prove which can leave everyone mindfucked and arguing past each other. We wrap with thoughts on violence online, mortality, and the weird ideas people have about what happens when you die.

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Transcript

Welcome And Easter Shoutouts

Joe 1:11

What's up everybody? What's up, what's up, what's up everybody? What's up, what's up? This is The Talkers Podcast Unscripted, everybody. What's up everybody? My name is Joe and we G have Gooch. What's up and what's up everybody? What? What's up? It's a beautiful day. Happy Easter everybody. Happy Easter Sunday. It's not all about Easter, not about eggs and bunnies. You know all about them, alright guys. I just wanna say what's up, Los Angeles, California, what's up South Central, what's up, Huntington Park, what's up East L.A, what's up, City of Whittier, what's up, Montebello? What's up, Monterey Park? What's going on everybody? What's up, Japan? China, South America, North America, and what's up, Africa, what's going on

Easter Plans And Golden Corral Review

Thee Gooch 2:12

everybody in the UK? Thank you for all your dominals up there. Thank you for all your downloads. I wanna thank Baker for being a supporter. Thank you, thank you very much for your support. Thank you everybody. My name is Joe, everybody. How's everybody doing? Happy Easter, everybody, happy Easter. This show is brought to you by Suavecito everybody, Suavecito everybody. Go to their website, everybody. Go to their website. www.suavecito.com, everybody. We got a lot of varieties on the website. You can buy them now at the nearest Walmart. Near you. The nearest Walmart, everybody. Certain brands, maybe firm firm hold and all that stuff, everybody. You go get them in firm hold. You can get them in Mac and all that stuff, everybody. And you go to the website. All the characters that you want and all that stuff. All you need to do is go to www.suavecito.com. Everybody, you know, I buy this pomade, everything, and that's all I gotta say. It's a terrific pomade, and I buy you the matte one because it makes your high your hair more dry look, gives you that dry look. And I yeah, I used to wear the the fumohold one, but uh not anymore because you know once you get older and you want to change your look. What's happening, Gooch? What's going on? Yay, what's happening there, Joseph?

Joe 3:46

Hey now! I'm doing okay, enjoying the day. Sunday, Easter. Happy Easter, Gooch.

Thee Gooch 3:54

Happy Easter, happy Easter. What did you do today for Easter there, Joseph?

Joe 3:59

Uh just uh nothing much, just uh sit home and relax, just a little rest, rest up. We had a uh we went out with our family yesterday because uh Chico Check's his son's birthday was yesterday, so we went out to Golden Corral. You know, you know what? They improved Golden Corral, though, to be honest, because they make they make steaks now, you know. You could fry it just right there, or just wait. You gotta wait online to fry out your straight your steaks and all that stuff. So it came out of the way. Yeah, they did because the last time I went there was like two years, three, I think three or four years ago, they didn't used to do that. Um fried your own steaks and shit like that. It was just like whole town buffet, you know, it was just like what fried my steak.

Thee Gooch 4:46

You gonna fried my steak.

Joe 4:49

Oh no. Because four years ago or five years ago, we went there, they didn't they didn't do that. You know, it was just like hometown buffet, you know, they were just like it tastes like um hometown buffet tastes like like prison food and shit like that, like you know, make a week dinner kind of type of food and shit like that, you know. Yeah, do they still have hometown buffets out there in Carolina? No, they're gone. They're gone. Oh, really? But Golden Corona. What's up?

Thee Gooch 5:20

You remember Smargies?

Joe 5:22

Yeah, that was uh back in the 80s, right? 70s and shit.

Thee Gooch 5:25

Yeah, well, 80s. I wasn't around in the 70s. I mean, I was, but I was a baby. Yeah, true, true. So what did you do today for your uh this holiday Easter?

Cancer News And Getting Older

Joe 5:39

Uh nothing much, just relax, chill, just chill. Watch the Dodger game, they just won right now, they came back, you know. Well, they swept uh the national national, what is it? Uh Nationals, Washington Nationals.

Thee Gooch 5:51

Oh, the Washington Nationals, yeah, yeah.

Joe 5:53

Yeah, so the Dodgers swept them. Yeah, so yeah. So what's going on with you? How's everything? Not much, man.

Speaker 5 6:06

Just good. I just got some bad news last week. I'll tell you who it is off the air, but I found out my one of my good friends got cancer, cancer, dude. Oh, sorry about that, dude. Sorry to hear that.

Joe 6:18

Sorry to hear that.

Thee Gooch 6:19

Yeah, and I kind of been I kind of been uh bummed out about it since I found out because you know, we're getting older and shit, and right, and just shit's hitting close. This one hit close close to home, dude. You know, it's like it's so really real.

Joe 6:32

Just you know someone that I know, or is just your friend?

Thee Gooch 6:36

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you know him.

Joe 6:38

Oh my gosh.

Thee Gooch 6:39

But I won't I won't say his name, but yeah, he um I found out. I went to go see him yesterday.

Joe 6:46

And does your friend know that we have a podcast?

Thee Gooch 6:53

I don't know. I don't think anybody knows we have a podcast.

Joe 6:58

Yeah, that's true. That was a stupid question. I'm sorry to hear that, Gooch.

Thee Gooch 7:04

You know, it's kind of it's kind of like making me rethink how I how I eat and you know, I I drink a lot of soda and shit, you know. Yeah. But it's time to rethink, you know, not so much be healthy, just watch what you intake, you know, especially you, like me and you, you, especially you, because you like to eat a lot of those fucking TV dinners that you eat. Oh that's you know, but I mean that's fucking hard.

Rethinking Food Soda And Smoking

Joe 7:33

It depends on when you I to me, this is what I think about shit like this, dude. If you're gonna consume something like you're gonna eat or drink something, or like a lot of sugars and all that stuff, or drinking a lot of beer. I think that if you work out and sweat it out, I think you're just letting go all the bad stuff. That's what I think. You know, and you don't get sick as often, you know? You let you just let your immune system work out on its own. Because there's a lot of people that just when they get sick, they they take a lot of medication and all that stuff, like medicine and all that. I mean, I think your immune system should just work on its own, you know what I'm saying? Right because uh I you know you know the type of job I work, right? I move around a lot, I sweat and all that stuff. I hardly I hardly don't get sick, like don't get the flu, get the cold. It's only once in a year I get sick, you know. You know, like if I would get sick, right? I don't get sick as bad as before. You know when I used to, you know, I was a smoker, right? A chain smoker, right? I used to smoke a lot, cigarettes, you know. How bad was my cough? And now and then after I would get sick or get the cold, it was really bad phlegm and all that stuff, and I couldn't breathe and all that shit like that. Now I notice the difference. I I'm I'm uh I haven't smoked for what like since I stopped smoking since 2015. Cold turkey. Okay, and I noticed the difference since I quit smoking. I had a lot of stamina, you know what I'm saying? I I'm more I'm more energetic, you know. And I haven't got sick as bad as like before when I used to smoke. Smoke a lot, you know. Yeah, I get here and there, I get congested, I sneeze, and you know, because of the dust and all that stuff. I think I have a little a little bit of allergies and shit like that, you know. But I I do get little allergies and sneeze and I cough a lot, yes, but not as bad when I used to smoke. You know, I think you just gotta take care of your body. I think you just gotta just work your body, like move around, sweat, sweat everything out, and you're good. You know, that's what I think, you know. I mean, because I haven't got real a real, real bad flu, you know. Maybe a little cold here, fever here and there, you know, but like not as bad as before, you know. I mean, I that's what I think, you know. Jerking off helps too. You think so? I don't think so. I think it just makes you paranoid.

Thee Gooch 9:57

I think so.

Joe 9:58

You think so? Jerking off?

Thee Gooch 10:00

Yeah, so I've just been bummed out about that. You know, just an emotional roller coaster and shit, you know, because he's a really good friend, and I hope nothing but the best for him and his health, and I hope he recovers from this nonsense and fuck cancer, you know. Well, we have it hit close to home.

Joe 10:18

Right. I mean, we have family that passed away cancer, you know, so that's what what sucks, but it's uh I mean it it it is a tragic hearing someone.

Thee Gooch 10:32

It's all about your intake, your intake, yeah, what you intake in your body, you know. Like, I don't remember when was the last time I I I took ibuprofen, dude. Like when people get headaches and shit.

Joe 10:45

Yeah, yeah.

Thee Gooch 10:46

First thing they do is take ibuprofen. Ibuprofen, whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah, I don't remember when it was the last time I did that, dude.

Joe 10:53

I I the last time I took ibuprofen was um, I think yesterday. Because I had a my fucking my tooth was hurting yesterday. I don't know what the fuck out of a sudden. I think it's uh something got stuck in my tooth, and you know, it it uh irritates your gum. You know, because I don't feel nothing on my tooth. Like I hear it going like this, and I don't feel nothing on my tooth. I think it's the gum line. So it was like hurting all day. I go, oh fuck, man. It was just hurting, and I took ibuprofen at work, and it went, it took away, it went away. That's the last time I took that shit.

Thee Gooch 11:28

You know, yeah. So I try I try not to take any pharmaceuticals, dude. Um they're not really good for you in your body, you know. Yeah, because it's really bad for your liver, right? You know, it's really bad for your liver, right? Yeah.

Meds Versus Alternatives And Teas

Joe 11:44

And what the from what I have been reading or hearing, that's aspirin's the one's good for you, right? It kind of like thins your blood.

Thee Gooch 11:53

Not really, because you don't want your your blood to be thinned. Yeah, yeah, you know. But you gotta take it like what's it? It's not to prevent heart attacks.

Joe 12:04

Yeah. It's like uh when a person's getting a heart attack offer on my aspirin, you know.

Thee Gooch 12:11

Like drink it real fast. That's what I hear because it thins it thins out the blood, yeah.

Joe 12:15

Well, I think you gotta like smash it and put it in water and make them drink it.

Thee Gooch 12:22

Well, it's just like, you know, I'm supposed to take a blood uh blood pressure medication, right? But what that does, the blood medication, the the blood pressure medication that they give you that they prescribe prescribe to you, is it actually slows down your heart. It doesn't slow down you know the pressure. It doesn't help, it doesn't bring down the pressure of your blood, but it slows down your heart thinking that you have low blood pressure, yeah. Like an unnormal heartbeat. Like an unnormal heartbeat. Yeah. And that's bad for your heart. Yeah. So I do the alternatives. I do the nitric oxide, the a bunch of teas, more specifically, dandelion root uh uh roasted root tea. I do that a lot. The latest one I I do more of right now is Palo Azul, blue stick. Right, right. That's really good for your your fucking valves, kidneys, and all kinds of shit. So I mean I do the alternatives.

Joe 13:33

You think the the better solution is to eat a lot of vegetables? Like green stuff, like green food?

Speaker 5 13:40

No, not really. I mean, I'm not I'm not a nutritionist by no means, but no, we're not even supposed to be eating that much meat. You know? I don't think I don't think fruits uh the vegetables that we eat today are you know good for you. You think everything's so fucking genetically enhanced. Not to not to mention the pesticides they put on it and shit.

Fasting Faith And Body Reset

Thee Gooch 14:04

That's that's what you have to that's why you have to like wash them before you cook them, right? Yeah, yeah. Well, I would I would just fucking boil them first. Yeah, I'm sure. Because of all the pesticides. You know, you get your vegans that don't eat meat and shit, and that's all they do is vegetables, but the way they grow their the mass production on on their food and vegetables, fruits and vegetables, is they kill more animals than they know it. They kill the squirrels, they kill the bees, they kill just to protect their their stock. You know, a lot of people don't know that. They're trying to save a fucking cow, meanwhile, they're killing, you know, squirrels and shit, keeping keeping the squirrels from eating the vegetables. They're organic vegetables or whatever.

Joe 14:49

Yeah, yeah.

Thee Gooch 14:51

Yeah. It sucks, huh? And we're supposed to fast too. We're supposed to fast. You're essentially rebooting your body. Like your body's taking everything bat cell out. Yeah, cleansing it, yeah. And I want I want to fast, dude. I want to try it, but I'm just fucking. How many days do you have to fast? I don't know what to expect. I don't know. You can do 16 hours, you can do 24 hours, you can do three days, three days, 48 hours, and just drink plenty of water. Water or chicken stock. Yeah, chicken stock, like chicken soup, not canned soup. You're better off making this shit, you know?

Joe 15:38

Well, that's in the that's in the Bible too, right? You gotta you have to fast, not not too much.

Thee Gooch 15:42

Yeah, that's the only way you can hear heal heal your body, is by fasting.

Challenger Memories Turn Conspiracy

Joe 15:46

Because that's uh the power, uh, the prayer, isn't it? You gotta pray, and the power of prayer is to fast and and all that stuff. That's fun with the power, power and healing, you know.

Thee Gooch 15:58

Power healing, yeah. We should fast together in our chonis, like in a steam room. What do you think?

Joe 16:07

Uh I don't know. Maybe one day, you know. One day.

Thee Gooch 16:14

Whatever.

Joe 16:15

Yeah.

Thee Gooch 16:16

Did you upload those videos?

Joe 16:18

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, I sure sure did. You know, so you want to do the honors? Could because you were mentioning um you were mentioning about the the challenger, right? Yeah. Right?

Thee Gooch 16:32

The 1986 challenger that exploded.

Joe 16:37

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, I put him in order. I put there's one that I get the first one, don't use the first one yet. But the second one, I'm gonna put it in the first one right there. Yeah, the first one, that's the one you sent me. Oh, you know what? Wait, wait, hold on. Did you we'll talk about the first one first? The way because they're on the You can't see any?

Thee Gooch 17:01

Which one? I can, but uh if you label them, I don't know which one's okay.

Joe 17:05

Let me let me label let me label it on right now. Okay, I'm gonna put it on the right. It's gonna be one, number one. Okay. The one that's the one I I just got. Okay. The other one is the one you sent me is number two. That's the one you sent me. That's the video kind.

Thee Gooch 17:31

Okay.

Joe 17:32

And the pictures is the one you sent me too. It's all the way down there. Because you sent me a picture too, with the teacher. Okay, it's on the top. Yeah, it's on the top. Okay, the teacher. Oh man, I could tell you about this dude when the day the day that happened, I had a lot of questions I was asking my teacher. And back then it was stupid questions, okay? It was a stupid question for the teacher. Okay. So now when it comes to think about it, it's not a dumb question, you know. Now everybody's it's a conspiracy. You know what? To be honest, dude, I was back then, I was like, say, all right, well, 11 years old in 1986. We're all sitting down watching the challenger going up, right? They made a big thing because of the teacher was going to be an astronaut, and she was gonna be the first teacher. Well, she was the first teacher that went to school, was gonna go to space, right? Right. And we're all sitting down, like mammonas and all that stuff, you know, like uh we're all kids, right? And I don't know if you notice, if you shoot something going straight up to the sky, right? And I would ask my I asked my teacher, Miss Cruz. Miss Cruzet, I should do it with a kid voice, huh? I mean, would it be funnier like that, Gooch? Or something like that?

Thee Gooch 19:01

Yeah, it wouldn't, especially that you're not that tall.

Joe 19:04

Yeah, I was like a little scrawny kid, and you know, but you know, to be honest, I never got bullied. I never got bullied, okay? Just to be point that out. Okay. And yeah, so I asked uh I asked the teacher, Miss Crusade The Ruck is going up.

Sound Effect 19:23

Why is it going why is it not going straight? Why is it going narrow like curving? Why is that? I mean, it's supposed to be going straight, right? I mean, I don't understand.

Joe 19:37

That was the question I asked, okay? And she says, well, that's the way it goes because it's probably the wind, the gravity, or the I don't know. She says, I forget. But I asked the teacher, why is it not going straight up? You know, but it was going, it's going like curved. It's going curved, right? Right. And she had no question, she didn't have no answer for that. But she she's trying to, she she told me that it's just probably because of the wind and all that stuff. It's the cloud, it's too windy out there, but things like that. She was trying to make an excuse. But I always asked my question, why is it not going straight up? It's going narrow, like, you know, like it's uh and you would think curve.

Thee Gooch 20:21

You would think the the the the tons and tons of fuel that they have in a rocket, you would think the shortest way to get there to space is going straight up. Yeah, because if you curve, if the if the rocket's curving, it's taking a lot longer, you know? Yeah, and they're burning a lot of fuel.

Joe 20:38

Yeah, and then exploding, you know. Okay, so I always ask that question when I was like 11 years old, dude, to be honest. 1986. We're all sitting in the t we're all sitting in front of the classroom, she they had a TV set, a big box, we didn't have no plasma TVs of what we have today, you know. But and then I that's what I asked her, you know. So we were all shocked, you know, because they exploded and all that stuff. So every it was a big deal back then, you know. So I mean, what is your take? Huh? I mean, what is your teacher crying? Yeah, all the teachers were, I think, were crying too, right? I remember that day.

Thee Gooch 21:27

We there is nobody in fucking space, dude. There's nobody took off to the space, it's all fucking show, distraction, call it what you want. Nobody went to space. There is no space. We can't leave. We cannot leave. And people buy into it, you know. I mean, you gotta think about it. NASA has 60 million dollars a day that they fucking they have to fool people, and it works. I don't believe they went to space. Uh none of it's fucking real. It's all for show to keep these people entertained. Right. No, there's no space to go to.

Joe 22:04

But have you noticed that every rocket they they shoot up, it's not going straight up? Because it's it's supposed to be going fast, right? Like fast, like go straight up. But it's going fast.

Thee Gooch 22:15

And that's another thing. Allegedly, allegedly, these rockets that are shooting, like the one this Artemis, the one that they just yeah, supposedly it's going 27,000, 27,000 miles per hour.

Joe 22:27

Right.

Thee Gooch 22:27

A bullet travels approximately 3,000 miles per hour. You know? That's fucking fast, dude.

Joe 22:38

It is. I mean, that's what I it that's like I was like wondering why is it not going straight? It's going sideways, like curved. Like it's a firmament. We all live in a firm minute. We can't I go over we cannot even get out of this planet, this earth. We can't the the fermenter we has water over it over us and below and so b they're saying that heaven God is on above us, you know. His kingdom, right?

Thee Gooch 23:20

You sent me some clips. The thing is that nobody no nobody talks about the radiation belt that's around the earth in outer space. Of course, I call it the firmament, scientists call it the Van Allen radiation belt. You know, they don't talk about that, you know, and you have to think about it too. Let's use our brains for a second, okay? And everybody think about it. Because what they tell us, you know, whether you're in school, college, your fucking neighbor, whoever it may be, think about it. They're sending us pictures from Artemis of the moon, right? And they're sending us pictures of the earth as as they're leaving Earth's orbit. Think about it. They tell us in school that the earth is spinning a thousand miles an hour, which theoretically gives us gravity, right? So we're rotating, the earth is rotating, right? That's what they tell us. Okay. Take the rotation. Now we're spinning around space, right? So we're spinning around the earth, I mean the moon. And while we're doing the spinning, we're fucking flying through space. Okay? So how is it fucking possible as we're spinning, rotating, and zipping through fucking space, how they can still angle the moon or the earth and take a picture of it?

Joe 25:01

Yeah, no shit.

Thee Gooch 25:04

Because it's fucking bullshit. Yeah, we cannot leave this planet, we cannot leave Earth. Everything we see on TV is full it's it's all CGI, and they tell you that. There's software out there that tells you this photo is not real, right? It's been altered. We have to understand that they're lying to us because there's other stuff that we can have for free, but corporate greed and greed in general won't allow us to do that. Our water, our electricity, our foods, our vegetables, our animals, all of that was given to us by God. If we admit to ourselves that we live on earth on a spinning ball that is rotating and sipping through space, then we lose creation. We were created by God. So if people believe in evolution, that we came from nothing, so where did nothing come from? Nowhere.

Joe 26:15

We were created. He already knew that humans were trying to do that. And if they if there was no dome, I think we can, dude.

Thee Gooch 26:33

I think we can. I think we can leave, like go go to Antarctica and beyond that Antarctica, there's more, there's civilization civilization out there, more more minerals for us. Well, that's where the oil's at, isn't it? You know, but but we can't, but we can't because it's all protected by and this is the thing too. We have to think about it. All these fucking nations fight over everything. We're under uh Iran's under attack, and then Russia, everybody's fighting amongst everybody in these nations, but all the nations come together for this treaty in Antarctica that nobody's supposed to be on there. That they do agree on, yeah. You know I just think that there's a lot more resources, is what I'm trying to get at. There's a lot more resources that that belongs to us as human beings that was given to us by our creator. But people want to sell it to us because they think it's theirs.

Remo Joins And The Plan Changes

Joe 27:37

That's crazy, huh? I don't know. It's weird. I think it's kind of crazy, you know. But uh I don't know. It's just that I just think that God knew that we're gonna escape, that's why he put everything, he's secluded like that. You know what I'm saying? Because he knew that it's gonna be the whole idea of space and the sun being oh, and you in I don't know if you know this, but they changed the distance of the moon before, like say, like for example, the 80s, they said that the moon, the distance between the earth and the moon was 138,000 miles, right? Now they're saying that well, actually, actually, hold on, actually, it's 230,000 miles away. Okay, so they get to change the rules in the middle of the fucking game, the ball game. Yeah. And people fall for it, people listen to it. Yeah, you know, and and these astronauts that were that that were in the challenger, and they're they're alive. You know, yeah, I could say that they're alive. I mean, you know, you see I I got a clip about it, and they talk about that the conspiracy about it, that they're still alive and shit like that, and they spotted him and all that stuff. You wanna see it? Wanna take a look at it? Yeah, yeah. Here's the clip about the challenger of the the the about the astronauts that they were surviving, supposedly they're the remo's back on. What's going on? Remo, what's going on?

Sound Effect 29:28

Fuck you.

Joe 29:33

Fuck shit. Can you hear me? I thought, I thought, I thought. Yeah, yeah. Can you hear me? Yeah, I would hear you.

Thee Gooch 29:41

No, Remo. Okay. Okay.

Remo 29:47

Fuck you. Now you're right here chilling. Fuck you, you fucking fuck fuck you. Yeah, fucking joke. Fuck me, fucking.

Joe 30:04

That's good.

Remo 30:04

Fucking kissing at the last minute today. I'm ready, I'm ready to go, go do some grocery shopping.

Joe 30:10

I checked you like in the morning because I was like fucking tired. I wasn't I was really tired.

Remo 30:18

You wanna hear the the text again?

Joe 30:21

Yeah, go for it.

Thee Gooch 30:22

Yeah, let's hear it.

Remo 30:25

I wanna go word for word.

Joe 30:27

Go for it. I don't think we're gonna hear you because you keep blowing up.

Remo 30:35

He says, Can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. Yeah. He says, Hey, can we do it next Sunday? Because I have to work tomorrow.

Joe 30:44

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, man. I might have to work tomorrow. I don't understand if you gotta work today.

Remo 30:53

Today. Oh yeah, you gotta work today and fucking shit. He said, I have to work tomorrow.

Joe 31:04

That's because I was off today, I was tired, dude. I was exhausted. I was like, you know, really fucking tired because I was doing Uber and all that yesterday. And everybody said everybody.

Remo 31:21

That's it. You don't gotta tell me you gotta work tomorrow, today, yesterday, but are you saying you gotta work tomorrow? Just like you motherfucker. So just like hey, but I'm not feeling it, it's cool. Yeah, that's it. But but this motherfucker, you're missing the key word.

Thee Gooch 31:40

He said he might. Oh, he might. Now we say he might.

Joe 31:45

Yeah. I mean, yeah, I just like a feeling. I wasn't feeling it. I mean, now we just like can we just do it next uh uh next Sunday and all that stuff so that way I mean because I was like I was exhausted. What are you guys supposed to do?

Remo 31:58

Go to the month, I'm gonna get this for Chris because you know, like I I get I get the since I'm out of the program, right? I get all that EBT shit, the food stamps, right? So I was gonna go get this for like 50 bucks of uh you know what I mean for being a nice guy for getting me the phone for helping me out, you know. Yeah, get him uh I was gonna get him, I was gonna get him a top pack and and and and fifty dollars worth of groceries at the market.

Thee Gooch 32:22

Oh, so you were helping him out?

Remo 32:25

No, we're helping each other out each other. Yeah, so so but but I hadn't made plans with Destiny. Hey, Destiny wants to rock with us as roll, I'll get you some groceries too, like you know what I mean. So Destiny hits me up, and I'm like, uh Destiny no buried this will cancel. She's like, Oh, all right.

Joe 32:41

Yeah, yeah. Well, hey well, we'll go next week. Well, next week for sure. Because I was exactly. Yeah, you know what?

Remo 32:50

I could get you some too because with uh with the app, I just order them to the app and I'll take them to you.

Joe 32:55

Oh, you could do that? Nah, yeah.

Remo 32:57

Oh, you want me to burrow your shit? I can order your shit, Joe.

Joe 33:00

Oh, oh, you could do that? Yeah, no look at listen, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Time to take the fuck out. Just take it out of the house.

Thee Gooch 33:09

Get out of the house.

Remo 33:11

You know what? If I would have done it in the morning, you would have got it like around this time right now. But if I do it now, you probably won't beat it till tomorrow. Wow, just you could do it right now. I guess you get out of the house. I went, I went, I went to the fucking market right here, very the the the grocery bargain market outlet. I spent like 77 bucks. No, 60, 60 bucks. But I went and got me uh cereal, you know, for the house shit for the house, fucking uh uh orange juice, creamer, burritos, yeah. You know, my malas fucking lazy fat bullshit. Yeah, fat boy shit, you know what I mean?

Joe 33:46

Yeah, uh, yeah. Hey, you're not trying to put your microphone on your phone or something, or what? I haven't tried it.

Remo 33:54

I wait till my I wait until I I get my my my laptop in the mail.

Thee Gooch 34:00

Copy that. Oh yeah. I gotta I gotta yeah, I'll send it.

Remo 34:10

I walked to the dentist today, they gave me my fucking partials. Uh-huh. Oh, you did? Oh, let me see. Smile? Uh-uh.

Thee Gooch 34:20

What parcel?

Remo 34:21

Is it just for the bottom ones? Just for the bottom ones.

Thee Gooch 34:24

Oh shit.

Remo 34:25

My bottom back teeth. Oh shit. Mm-hmm.

Joe 34:29

Oh, uh-huh. Did it hurt?

Remo 34:33

Nah.

Thee Gooch 34:35

No, it didn't.

Remo 34:36

Damn. Nah, went and went and get them take um installed this day in the in the morning.

Joe 34:41

I know, dude. I gotta go to Texas too. I'm getting I'm feeling a tooth thick already right here. But I think it's just a swollen gum. You know, I'd be like, all right. Yeah, bro. I'm sorry, dude. I just did I wasn't, I was I had a lot of fatigue yesterday in the morning, and because I I do I did uh Uber yesterday. I did like maybe like four hours yesterday of Uber. Wow. And and then um then we went to go out to eat with um with the family because uh Jason's uh I mean uh Chico Checks' son was birthday, his birthday was on yesterday, so we went to go eat on Golden Corral. So yeah, pretty good right there. Yeah, they changed everything around on the golden corral around. Isn't that like a buffet? Yeah, it's a buffet, all you can eat, yeah. Yeah, they changed it, uh it didn't used to be like the way it was. Before it used to taste like uh hometown buffet, you know. Have you talked to Mafu?

Remo 35:43

Yeah. He wanted to go to the two to meet up with us, but I don't know how he was gonna get there. What the fuck or what? I come okay.

Thee Gooch 35:51

Did they take his car away?

Remo 35:53

Yeah. But it's in the I don't know if if I don't know. He told me that they got it out, but they charged them for it, whatnot, this and that.

Joe 36:01

That's the company's car, right?

Remo 36:04

Yeah.

Challenger Clip And Doubting NASA

Joe 36:06

Oh no shit. Yeah. Yeah, but he was telling me that it was a different license plate or something like that. Out of plate. Out of yeah, Arizona. Out of state plate. Yeah, Arizona.

Remo 36:19

I'm sure about that. Kansas City, I don't fucking know.

Joe 36:23

Well, we were just talking about the astronauts, dude, uh, from the 1986 uh Challenger. I was gonna show a clip, and that's when you came out. They never died. They never died, so I'm gonna show you the clip right now with the challengers right now. Or you wanna see? You know, you know that there you have Remo.

Remo 36:40

I don't give a fuck if they died or they didn't have to talk bullshit. They're lying to us every fucking day. Every day they're lying to us, and then it's being exposed, and people just look the other way, like, oh look, look at this. When they're being fucking told this shit did not happen, you're being told everything, what the fuck's going on, but you're being distracted by this war, this and that. Fucking yeah.

Joe 37:03

Maybe that's what it is all about. Everything is all just a distraction and everything like that. You know, you want to put the clip on? Put the clip on, Drew. I'll put the clip on right now, guys. Just hold on, take it.

Clip 37:20

It turns out that six of the seven are still alive and kicking today. Ah, cute. Claims to be his identical twin brother, Claude. Yeah, I've got an identical twin brother, Claude, too. The challenger pilot, Mickey Smith, hasn't even bothered changing his name. He's now Professor Michael J. Smith of University of Wisconsin. Now, Krista McCaulay was a bit of a sneaky one. She was the Challenger payload specialist, quite famous for being a teacher. It turns out during her astronaut days, she was using her middle name, Krista. And now she goes by her first name, Sharon. And she's a Syracuse law professor. The Challenger Commander, Frances Richard Scobie, is now Dick Scobie, which sounds like a rather unpleasant disease. CEO of Hows and Trees Limited. Judith Resnick, the Challenger Mission Specialist, again hasn't even bothered changing her name. She's a professor at Yale Law. And finally, Ronald McNair, another Challenger Mission Specialist, claims to be his identical twin brother, Carl McNair. What are the odds? I am hoping that the the uh affliction that Steve Hawley had from the 41D mission, mission specialists of the delays hasn't rubbed off on me 50 feet long. The image lets you see all of the current contemporary issues. All courts shall be open, property remedied by due course of law. You can find these the equal justice under law becomes that we thought courts courts were all along. It says equal.

Joe 39:09

What do you think? They look alike, huh? See that shit? Same shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Thee Gooch 39:17

And all of a sudden, and here's the clip that here's a clip that I've been debating people on with this fucking clip, dude. Like, watch, check it out. Check it out. Hey, Remo. Ah, those are escape hatches on wires. One, two, three, four. There's four astronauts in that rocket. Oh, astronauts on that rocket. One, two, three, four. So nobody went to space, is what I'm trying to say. Nobody goes. Nobody can. Not even the moon.

Joe 40:03

No. Not even the moon.

Thee Gooch 40:05

You know? No.

Joe 40:07

And that's the way it is. I mean, and that's crazy, dude. Let me say that again.

Remo 40:33

Oh, I've been debating people about that, dude. Jeez. The spacesuits that they wear. Oh, but the intense heat. How can they be in there with the intense heat? Well, they are they are wearing spacesuits, right?

Thee Gooch 40:47

Right. Fire retardant suits.

Joe 40:49

Yeah.

Thee Gooch 40:50

So that's true. Um, you got you get a lot of people. Oh, why can't we see satellites? When they took a picture of the of the earth, why are all the satellites? And people, oh, they're so tiny. Okay, if that's the case, that they're so tiny. Take pictures of the satellites from the international space station. The international space stations in a thermosphere, it's a lot closer to Earth. You could be able to see the satellites. You know why they won't take pictures? Because there is no fucking satellites.

Joe 41:17

Yeah, that is true.

Thee Gooch 41:20

I mean, what do you think, Remo? Yeah, what's your thoughts on this there, Remo? Bullshit. It's all bullshit.

AI Deepfakes And What’s Real

Remo 41:29

Ah, you know. You watch all the videos, you do the research, you hear the stories, you hear the uh and it's like it's it's crazy, it's mind-blowing, but nothing surprises me no more, bro. Nothing shocks me, nothing's like oh my god, I don't believe it. They've fucking been doing this to us, or or yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, politics, all of that politics, but not only that, just like with with food and now like like like like all this shit happening with with the cancer, right? God forbid I was ever get cancer, any one of us or anybody in the family close, right? Right, it's fucked up, it's a sad, scary thing. I would do the uh ivermectin shit. Fuck it, just give it a shot. Why not? Yeah, I would do the ivermectin and and the binders and all that shit that they say, you know, that you gotta do and take with it, and of course, do a suitable diet with it, uh alkaline diet, a fucking uh you know, whatever it's fuck it. I'm it's parasites, you know what I mean? It's like you know, all this shit's coming to light, and it's like fuck you would think it'll be more of a hoorah hip hip fucking you know, for the discovery of of this new shit coming to light, which is the evermectin, the fucking the cancer cure, and and it's parasites now all of a sudden instead of what we don't know what it is, like you know. So it's like I don't know, there's just there's a solution for all this shit out there. It's just what are you especially now with this AI shit? What the fuck is real? What the fuck is it now? Like you see videos, you don't know what the fuck to believe, but like fuck. So it's like it's that's surprising. I see all these gore videos, all these like shit is like I don't even question them or is it real or is it not? Fuck, I don't give a fuck. What is it? What is it, what does it mean, you know?

Joe 43:05

Like that that's like that challenger that we just saw right now with the pods going down. They're gonna say that. Maybe that's real, but we don't even know.

Remo 43:14

You know, we now you can't tell these days back in the day, like nah, would you have been able to have a solid argument? No, it's fucking real, bro. Like, you know, but now it's like fuck, how can you even argue it now when you see how good AI is now? Like, fuck, you're just like nothing. Really dupe that's like, well, fuck, is it real or is it not? Ha, jokes on you, you know what I mean? Like, too much crying wolf, you know. Yeah, so so yeah, it's crazy, bro. Especially a lot of people are gonna be putting out this AI videos, all this fake shit, just to get the hype, the videos, the fucking up, the views, and and and like I said, at the end of the day, it kind of works out for the fucking elites and the government because now it's like ha, there you go, motherfuckers. Now you can't even tell if it's real or not, whether it is or not, you know.

Joe 43:52

They did and then they point that out of purpose, right?

Remo 43:54

Now now they could do it like point bank in front of our fucking faces on video and make shit that's actually real and still have us questions that fuck is it real or not? So it's not we're fucking still now, now we're mindfucked because of this AI shit. You know what I mean? Maybe it worked out to their benefit with the AI shit. You know what I mean? I don't know. What do you think?

Joe 44:12

Yeah, I mean that you're right. I mean, it just took uh just to confuse us. Probably they are doing the real shit. Maybe it's like this watch. I'm gonna show you another clip, all right. I don't know if you want to believe it's AI, take it as a grain of salt, but I don't know. It could be real, it could be fake. It's like uh just to throw us off of God, like I was telling you an earlier episode, you know, just to deceive us, you know, not to believe it and all that stuff, right? Okay, there's another clip, all right? Because everybody says uh they saw a cloud of I think you probably showed us one time, Gooch. I don't know if I'm wrong. So here he goes.

Thee Gooch 44:57

I mean, as much as I want to believe that it happened, it's it's it's AI, bro.

Joe 45:02

You think it's AI? I mean, you never know. You can't even you can't tell the day. Perhaps if uh Jesus was really coming down and everybody's filming it and it's really him, you're not gonna believe it, right?

Speaker 7 45:13

That's another one, like yeah. At first it was uh the one that like to show everybody that's actually happening in front of their faces live, is like that blue beam, that blue beam project shit, you know, the hologram, right?

Thee Gooch 45:24

Project blue beam, yeah.

Remo 45:25

Project blue beam, right? And then we got now now this AI shit too. Like, like it's it's crazy, man. I don't know. But it's fucking entertaining to watch. You're not gonna can't lie about it. It's entertaining to watch at the moment, you know.

Thee Gooch 45:36

But yeah, and I and I think that's why they do it, is to entertain us because you know, we're too good. Some people are just way too good to fall for the bullshit, you know.

Joe 45:45

Yeah, I mean, I I I look at it like they're trying to deceive us, you know.

Remo 45:52

That's been that's been the fucking the the objective and the agenda from day one.

Violence Online And Death Anxiety

Joe 45:56

Yeah, yeah. But you have you noticed that everybody believes the the bad shit instead of the good shit, you know? Oh yeah. I mean, think about that. You know, people always everybody likes to do the bad shit instead of doing the good shit. If you do the good shit, oh he's probably gay and all that stuff. Like, oh, I'm a fucking man and all that stuff, you know what I'm saying? That's how it goes. Like, like, like uh I don't know if you guys even know the cartoons, the cartoons, right? You know, the cartoons you have the angel and the devil. Um he's like, Oh, he's too fruity and shit like that, you know.

Remo 46:33

Like, like today, I was watching uh the news, right? And then they had the Pope, the mass that they have, you know, for every Easter for the for the Easter Pope, right? Or the mass with the Pope when he talks, and he was saying in there that today's times we got too much violence that is being acceptable and it's being fucking like a normal thing to us now to be exposed to it and to be around it and to to embrace it, and then he's like, That's not good, right? You know, and it's true. This world's full of violence everywhere, yeah.

Thee Gooch 47:00

Uh that's true. I can't watch, I can't watch gory shit anymore, dude.

Remo 47:05

Anything gore and anything that shit mindfucks you now because you're just yeah, it's a mindfuck at the end of the day because you start thinking that shit could happen to anybody walking out that fucking door, anything could happen, even in your own fucking house, even in your own house, something could happen. You get fucking electrocuted, something falls or breaks, or or or the building goes out. You know what I mean? It's it's anything can happen in it, so it's like a mindfuck. Just like when you watch Faces of Death back in the day when I first seen that shit, that shit was a mindfuck, bro. I was like, fuck, anybody could fucking get killed at any fucking minute, any moment by anybody. Anybody could just mind fucking and and and start fucking with people, killing people, or or or you know, right, yeah.

Thee Gooch 47:43

Yeah, I don't like watching that shit either because I thought I thought to the boys too that they need to realize that and it sucks, but it's the real harsh reality of it. I told them one of these days I'm gonna die. I don't want to die now because they're just too young. You know, I want to see them have grandbabies and shit. I don't know what point I was trying to make, but yeah.

Joe 48:09

Yeah, it is a mind mind-boggling shit about looking at people dying and all that stuff. They've been putting that posting that shit in Instagram now. Have you noticed that shit? I remember that. Yeah, they're gonna be a good thing. And from USA. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that was terrible. That one, that one. I think that was more uh a lot worse than fucking faces of death, you know.

Remo 48:27

Yeah, it was more more realistic, like more realistic, yeah. More time, like up to times.

Joe 48:32

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw the one I was banned by USA when they uh a hostage.

Remo 48:41

I think it was in the beginning, though. When I I I I I only watched to the point where I think it was only in the beginning, where it's a protest in El Salvador, and they're fucking protesting, and that fucking just blows them with the shotgun. Boom!

Joe 48:52

That's the one he goes, I think.

Remo 48:53

And and yeah, yeah, and you hear him dying, you just hear him die and you hear death, and you're like, shot him right here, dude.

Joe 48:59

It shot him right here, dude, where you can't fucking breathe. Yeah, yeah, bro.

Remo 49:05

And just the sound of him dying is traumatizing. Like, what the fuck?

Joe 49:08

Like, and he was going out to watch it, dude.

Remo 49:11

Yeah, all you can hear, he's going, like you can hear the life just going from him slowly.

Joe 49:24

Go down, that's what you go. That that was like traumatizing and shit. Traumatized, yeah.

Remo 49:29

That's that's the sound of someone dying and shit. That's just fucking crazy. That's insane.

Thee Gooch 49:35

I mean, what's a lot worse? Watching that or having a dream about you, I mean, about yourself dying. What's worse?

Remo 49:45

Well, it's this both happen when the most craziest dream I've had recently was that when I was at the rehab, I just felt like someone was chasing me and chasing me and trying to kill me to the point where I fucking woke up in the middle of the night fucking and gasping for air, like like if I just been running. Yeah, that was that that's the most, but I don't know. That's okay. I think most likely that having a dream because you actually feel that shit.

Joe 50:10

Yeah, that's true.

Remo 50:12

But it's like it's like it's like it's like this other theory that's been going around lately on the internet where when you die, you're just your mind goes to another fucking parallel universe. Yeah, and you pick up right there, you know. That's a crazy one, too.

Thee Gooch 50:26

That's been fucking I think when you die, you your brain is still active for like 10 seconds. You know what's going on around you for like about 10 seconds.

Dreams Death Theories And Reincarnation

Remo 50:39

Well, that's that theory. That's why they've been like like that movie, even with the movie Mulan. That movie Mulan fucking uh supposedly I don't know if you guys have watched it, I've never watched it, but it's it's the the Disney movie, right? Well, you should fucking know you little fucking Disney freak, you I don't know, bro.

Joe 50:56

What the fuck? The the she fucking that's uh that's a different kind of section. That's not I'm more a Mickey Mouse guy, okay? Not Mulan and all that shit, you know, cars. I mean, I like cars. Don't get it.

Remo 51:11

Okay, so the point, so the point to me is that supposedly she dies, right? In that scene where she's fucking in the mountain fighting in the snow and she gets cut and she's injured. Supposedly she's died right there, right? So the rest of the movie that picks up from there is the the seven-minute fucking life, like where like before supposedly before you die, you have like seven minutes, and your mind just fucking wanders off and just has like this whole fucking lifespan type shit, right? Oh no shit. So yeah, so supposedly that's the theory of the movie now that that that's what happens to her, that she's dying, and the rest of the movie is the last seven minutes of her of her mind just having portraying shit and having her own little thing in her head. Because supposedly that's what happens when you die. You get like seven minutes of like a fucking quick time-lapse timeline in your head or some shit like that. Yeah, you go back to the case.

Thee Gooch 51:55

It replays your your consciousness replays your life, yeah.

Remo 51:59

And then and then it portrays out like something that you want to, like, you know what I mean? It's weird, like a dream, I guess you could say.

Thee Gooch 52:05

Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know. That's the theory, Joe. So so Joe, god forbid you you you you're passing away, okay? God forbid. Are you gonna be gonna be thinking about those oranges?

Joe 52:21

I don't know. I hope not, you know, because if I orange, if I become an orange, I'll be I'll probably be like this. Imagine he comes back reincarnated as an orange.

Thee Gooch 52:32

Yeah, that's why I'm talking about some fucking black dude owns a fucking channel.

Michael Jackson Movie Talk

Joe 52:45

Oh my gosh. Yeah, I almost had it. But yeah, dude, I mean, it's it's a mind-boggling dude, you know. But um hey um, did you hear about the new trailer on Michael Jackson then? I heard about it. A movie being done. Yeah, it looks pretty, it looks pretty good, dude. What is it? I think April 22nd, I think. And um, they're they're giving out you know that the cup that you wanted, like the the Superman one, but I'm giving you the Jarvis one, you know. Yeah, yeah. Now they're having one with Michael Jackson. It's a cup like this, but it has a zombie thriller of Michael Jackson on top of it. Oh, really? They're gonna get they're gonna give that out in I think in AMC or something like that. You know, I'm pretty sure it's gonna cost like fucking like 70 bucks.

Remo 53:40

You know so the movie I want to go see is the the the He-Man.

Joe 53:45

Oh, that's the movie I want to go see. June, I think it starts at June 5th, dude. I can't wait to see that one, the Master of the Universe. I think they had it good on this one, they have it good on that one. That's what I think.

Thee Gooch 53:56

And then you get the you get the stupid questions like these fucking newer generations. Why does why does Adam look like He-Man because it's the same fucking person, morons? Yeah, I know, right?

Joe 54:09

Why does he have the same voice? You know, yeah. Idiots. Yeah. Well, I got the trailer. What'd you guys do with the Bubba Ganoosh? The what? I have the trailer of the Michael. Here we go. Right? I mean, hey, one more question. Does David still into Michael Jackson? Because he was all into him, huh? One time one time.

Thee Gooch 55:08

No, he's he's actually embarrassed of that era.

Joe 55:15

You know what? When when Michael Jackson was doing that what videos don't lie. Oh, okay.

Remo 55:25

I still got the video, I still got the video at the Walk of Fame. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe 55:31

You know what?

Thee Gooch 55:32

Hey, was that the day we took the boys to the bar?

Joe 55:35

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We went to um who what it Hooters that day? Yeah, and then we went to we walked into that one fucking bar. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then we walked in. That was that night. Well, I mean, I remember when um Michael Jackson came in at Grammy's on that when he did that Billy Jean dance. You remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember dad was all like, oh my gosh, my dad was like after he saw him doing all that that dance, that moonwalk and all that shit. But my dad got all into that shit. You know, you know, that was like I remember that moment. That moment on the Grammys. You know, that's crazy.

Thee Gooch 56:16

Are we at Joseph? I need to take a shit. You gotta take a shit.

Joe 56:20

Your voice is making me want to go through. Your voice is making me want to go through. Okay, I guess we are. Where's Remo at? He left already? Out of a sudden? I think so. So sudden? You know? Oh, there he is. There he is. I think we're done, Remo. We're done. Are you there? Earth to Remo. Alright. I guess we're done, guys. Everybody out there. Uh the Gooch has to take a crap. Take a shit. You know what I'm saying? But you good, Remo?

Remo 57:00

Can you talk about can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can you said hurry the fuck up. You gotta take a shit. Can you? Oh, oh, okay. I'm sorry.

Wrap Up And Final Warning

Joe 57:13

I'm sorry about that. I just want to see you shit in your pants live on camera and live on the show. Okay, guys, I think we're it. Alright. Alright, guys. This is the Tucker's podcast on scripted. We have Thee Gooch and Remo. And my name is Joe. And uh this is it, everybody. We just want to say thank you for tuning in and listening to us to our show. And all I can say is do not drink and drive. Any last words before you have to go, Gooch? He's got it.

Thee Gooch 57:51

Don't drink and drive.

Joe 57:53

Okay, don't drink and drive, everybody. All I can say is bye !