A Controversy Conversations:Strange Times

A hot day, a late start, and a wall of brake lights set the tone as we unpack a week that wouldn’t quit. We trade stories about near rear-ends, dash cams that catch the chaos, and the odd phenomenon of small towns where every trip is five minutes yet drivers still floor it. It’s road rage, but also road wisdom—how to keep your cool when everything around you is overheating.

From there we shift gears into the everyday economy: finding work pants that last, hunting down plain tees that actually fit, and the weird reality of online shopping when brands quietly change cuts and collars. The conversation gets personal as we remember a father’s leap-year birthday, weigh the emotions of visiting gravesites, and try to honor family without sinking into sorrow. Gratitude becomes a throughline—short calls, quick thanks, and making time for people while they’re still here.

We take on headlines with a cautious eye: reports of strikes in Iran, local crowds cheering, and the way narratives flip as they cross borders. We talk media literacy, political fatigue, and the need to think past slogans—gather sources, question certainty, and resist the pull of outrage as entertainment. Then the vibe goes sideways in the best way: celebrity doubles, clones, underground cities, and why wild theories thrive when trust runs low. Believe it or not, the thread holds—people want control, meaning, and a story that makes the noise feel smaller.

We land on practical ground: hydrate through the heat, get rest after long shifts, be patient behind the wheel, and don’t drink and drive. If you’ve ever ended a long day with your nerves fried and your heart full, this one’s for you. Tap play, ride with us, and then tell a friend. If the show hits, follow, rate, and leave a quick review—your support keeps us rolling and helps more people find the pod.

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Transcript

Bumpy Start And Listener Shoutouts

Joe 1:10

What's up everybody? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up everybody? This is Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted. What's up, Los Angeles, California? What's up, everyone? We have Thee Gooch, everybody.

Thee Gooch 1:33

We need the Gooch, everybody. I'm hearing any music, dude. Listen, you can hear the music? No music, nothing. Can you hear it now? Nope. What's up, Gooch? What's up? What's up, everybody? What's up?

Joe 1:50

How's everybody doing out there, everybody? How's everybody doing? Everybody's doing good. What's up, Los Angeles, California? What's up? What's up? Montebello, what's up? Huntington Park ? What's up, South Central? What's up, everybody? We want to thank all the listeners that are downloading our podcast and subscribing. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you for tuning in. My name is Joe. And we we are we we are expecting Remo. He should be in in a little while, everybody. Here he goes, everybody. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thee Gooch 2:31

So what's going on, Gooch? Oh, not much. Just um just working, mama. Just working. Working, working, working. Seven days a week. Seven days a week. Damn. No shit. You know, that's fucking a lot of work for seven days out of the week. Every time I call you, every time I call you, I don't know. Always working. Yeah. And I don't have time to sit there and chit-chat. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. I don't have time to chit-chat. Yeah. Especially how are you doing? It doesn't matter. I'm tired. Grumpy old man. Damn, no shit, huh? So you've been grumpy or are you just I've been I've been leaving alone. I've been way grumpy, dude. I've been way grumpy. Way grumpy. Damn. Yeah.

Work Grind And Frayed Tempers

Joe and Thee Gooch 3:30

You know, sometimes I cut. I I I cut. I I catch myself being like that too. You know? Well, that's expected with old people, you know, old people, but I'm getting there, you know, I'm getting there. Yeah. But I'm older than you, so I'm I should be grumpier, huh? With the depends on it, huh, too? You know? But um yeah, dude. So how's everything doing? I mean, it's been a while. We haven't, you know. Oh, we didn't do well, we did do a show last week, but it got cut short for some reason. Yeah, I mean, I didn't like it. I I mean I was like kind of a little upset because uh, you know, everything went too quick, you know. Right, right. So I was kind of hopping around, right? Yeah, like it was like, oh man, it was like we're expecting Mafu, but and then you know, it turned out like what we're just expecting, and then uh Remo's phone was getting all you could hear the demon in there and shit. You know, just a bunch of technical difficulties, yeah. So I didn't want to make it too, you know, too fucking annoying and shit, you know. As it is, as it is, we're we're annoying ourselves, you know what I'm saying? And then to hear that fucking so yeah, dude. It just sounds like there was a party in your pants. A party in my pants? Yes, sir. I mean, um like earlier, like uh I was like like we when we were starting the show, yeah, and it kind of we I was in a hurry because I was stuck in traffic because I just came out late from work and then from work

Joe 5:22

I went to Walmart and it was so fucking hard hot. And there was a lot of traffic, dude. I go, fuck, why can't people just stay home and barbecue? You know, I mean I get it. Everybody wants to everybody wants to just go out and you know do their facilities or all that shit like that. You know, the festivals and everything like that, but fuck, dude, it was so fucking a lot of traffic on the 60, and I go, fuck. People driving fast. I almost got hit in the uh in the back of my car because uh it's fucking traffic, dude. And it's fucking she or he fucking, you know, it's traffic bumper in the bumper, right? And I I I'm I'm stepping, I'm I'm pressing my brakes, my my my my brakes three times to warn them be what warning to stop because it's in a driver's ed, I mean a driver's manual, the DMV manual. You know, you gotta step on your brakes three times to warn them that there's uh traffic ahead or something, shit like that. Okay, warning stop, you know. I stopped her three times, dude, and she almost hit me in the back. I go, fucking uh you fucking shit. Don't you know it's fucking traffic and you're still fucking speeding fast? You know? I go shit, dude. I go, these people are so fucking so in a hurry, dude. Even though when it's bumper the bumper, they fucking drive you fast, you know what I'm saying? You should get a dash cam, dude. Well, yeah, I know I I do, but I heard that it's too expensive to do that shit. It's not expensive, but I but I heard it's expensive, you know. No, I really got one in my car. Jeez, you have one? I got one, I got one that that records my passenger, driver, the front, and then the back. And it's constantly recording. Oh shit. I got it because of how fucking stupid people drive. Yeah, dude. I go, and and and where you're at, it's it's like Lalo, right? It's not like it's still Lalo, it's still laid laid low, but there's a lot of fucking stupid drivers here. A lot, yeah. Whether it's snowing, raining, sunshine, there's just a lot of stupid drivers. Yeah, I mean, shit, right here. Like stupid drivers, everybody's just impatient, dude. Like, fuck, dude. And I don't understand. I'm in such a small town, right? Uh-huh. Uh huh.

Thee Gooch 7:46

What's the fucking hurry? Yeah, no shit. The town is so small, no matter which direction you go, you're it's gonna take you five minutes either way. Why you why are you in a hurry? Yeah, exactly. Whether you're going to market to to Walmart down the road or the fucking liquor store down the road, it's gonna take you no longer than five minutes. Yeah, yeah. And they still drive like fucking assholes.

Technical Glitches And Last Week’s Misfire

Joe 8:10

NO shit. But like, oh my gosh, it was terrible, dude. Uh, this Saturday was like the worst traffic today on the 60 or the 70, 71. I mean, worst. It was worse. And then when I got out, it was a lot of distractions uh when I got off the freeway. So I was going on first street, right? And you know where my dad's dad's um work used to be at in Anderson, Anderson, first and Anderson, I think it's first in Anderson, I think it's first street, no third and third and Anderson. Yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh, it was a lot of distractions, dude. I go, fuck, you know, hookers? No, there were it was it was a like probably like a rave going on in uh really at this time. Like hookers, like you were staring at hookers, distractions. Oh no, no, no, no. It was like a big huge party. It was like it looked like a rave because all the girls were all weighing fucking bikinis and shit. And uh there you have it. See, I was I was almost on the right track. No, no, no, they're not hookers, maybe whores, but not hookers. But oh my gosh, like oh my gosh, dude, why now? Why do you have to fucking distract me? I mean, not only me, it was everyone right there. You could see the girls like with the bikinis, like uh, you know, bondage kind of style with the chains and all that leather and all that shit. I mean, half of it was like the bondage kind of like the leathers and all that shit. You could see their bikinis, their underwears, skirts, and all that shit, you know. But oh

Joe and Thee Gooch 9:37

my god, it was fucking but it was traffic though. Like I when I was just I didn't want to fucking stare and make it too obvious, you know. But it was oh my gosh, dude. But I just wanted to go home too. I just wanna go, fuck, dude, I'm in a hurry, bumper the bumper traffic on the freeway, and then fucking when I got off the freeway when I was already on the street, oh my gosh, it was all terrible. I go, fuck, you know, but yeah, that's about it, you know. But and you know, I've been I've been I need clothes, dude. And speaking of Walmart, I need clothes, and you know how beans are so fucking expensive now. Beans, beans, no shit, yeah, like sixty dollars, sixty, seventy dollars, right? Like V Bis and shit. Oh, okay, jeans. I thought you said beans. So you're gonna go yeah, you're right. I'm gonna go back to wearing uh dicky pants. I used to wear them all the time. I've been wearing dicky pants to go to work, you know. But the yeah, you're right. I'm good with that. 25 bucks. Yeah, you're right. The only issue I'm having right now is getting shirts out here, dude. I I could imagine the shirts suckle with her, huh? Fuck. They don't sell Dicky shirts, they don't sell anything unless you're walking around a Walmart fucking shirt that is either Deadpool Deadpool or Spider-Man. Okay, okay. And then they have Wrangler shirts that I want black shirts, uh-huh. You know, but I don't want to walk around with a fucking Wrangler tag on my t-shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and I don't wear hanes and I don't wear fruit looms.

Joe 11:20

Damn.

Thee Gooch 11:21

You know, your tidy whiteys? I'll I'll wear fucking tidy whiteys before I fucking wear fruit loom fucking shirts. So I thought I was hoping Remo will hurry up with his remote. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I can send him money and so he can get me those shirts I want so I can just send them back to the case. What shirts do you want? What which ones you're looking for? Are you looking for the uh I call it the I just wear I like wearing those plain, those triple A, I forget what the pro ones? No, I don't wear I don't like those pro ones. They choke me on the neck around the neck. The crew, the crew cut, it chokes me on the neck. But the triple A's are really comfortable. I want to I want him to send me five blacks, five blues, five whites, like you know, yeah, yeah. Because they're good quality shirts, dude.

Joe 12:08

Yeah. Oh shit.

Heat, Traffic, And Near Rear-End

Joe and Thee Gooch 12:11

I was fucking irritated, dude. Yeah, so he's coming, he's coming on uh I think tomorrow, right? Yeah, I think tomorrow's his tomorrow he's getting out tomorrow. So today's his last day. Well, today's dad's birthday. Happy birthday, dad. Happy birthday, Pop. You know, if you're here, listening, hearing, happy birthday. I think we'll be what like 90, 80 years, 90 years old? How old would you have been? 43. I think 1946. No, bullshit. 43, no? No. But 1943, 64 he died, he passed away 65 years old. I know, but he was born in 1943. No, 1946 or 1945. I even forgot, dude. No, maybe he would have been 80, bro. Yeah. 80 years old. And actually, and it's not even his birthday. His birthday is on the 29th of February 29th. February 29th, leap year. Leap year, yeah. So he would have been 27 years old. Yeah, he would have been 20 years, seven, twenty-seven years old. And uh Superman's birthday is on the 29th, so Superman's also a leap year baby, so yeah. You know who's also a baby? Who? You, big guy. Really, huh? But before I be on, you know what? I want to I just want to say thank you to all the listeners out there from Europe, UK, China, Japan, and all them. Thank you very much for tuning in and downloading. Uh I'm sorry I didn't get to say it earlier. It's just that um I was struck with uh stuck with the fixing, trying to figure out this audio, so uh we did it right away and all that stuff. So thank you guys out there for downloading our podcast, and also we want to thank our supporter, Mikayla, too. Thank you very much for supporting our podcast. Thank you very much, and um so yeah, gooch. So what's going on? Not much. What's going on in the world? I hear the United States has just attacked Iran, Iran, and I and you know what, and I forgot to get that video, dude, of the because they they already had uh supposedly the the the president from Iran they killed him, he's already dead. I don't believe it. No, no, yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I don't believe they killed him, yeah. Because those cowards run away, they go to different countries, yeah, yeah. Just like the leaders from huh maybe underground, can I? Or underground, yeah. Those cowards, just like the Hamas Hamas leaders, they're in they're in fucking Dubai or somewhere else, other than the place they're controlling, right? Right, you know, and especially this fucking piece of shit. He knew days before when the United States and Israel was gonna attack. Uh-huh. So I'm sure he fucking up and left. I don't believe they killed him. I don't believe I think uh they're just assuming that he's dead. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, and yeah, he's hiding. He's he's hiding. I mean, and um, yeah, dude. I mean, I got the video watch, they're all celebrating on uh Iran, believe it or not, dude. They're all they're celebrating, you know. And it's a it's it and they made a good point on this, dude. Because I was looking at it and I was reading on it. It's just like they're celebrating this president that because you know how everybody protests in the United States about oh the United States is you know shit like that, blah blah blah, you know. I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the same thing with um what is it, the Valenzuela. They're protesting about Valenzuela, oh, free this, free that, and and they don't even know the fucking what's going on in the country. I guess the protests are just assuming, right? But right here in Iran, you gotta think about it. They Iran took out their internet and all that shit, their supply, whatever for survival, right? They're all right there celebrating that uh, you know, they're bombing Iran. They're the people that live in Iran, right? Right. And and and and the people uh in here in the United States were here protesting against something like that, you know. Well I mean I mean, you you know more about it than I do, you know. I wish I could talk like Trump. I wish I could imitate. We're winning degree, we're winging. I see I can't do it, anyways. What's going on, what's going on in Iran is that in nine in the late or mid-1970s, uh the Ayotolla, which is they claim they killed today in in Iran, the one of the leaders of the Islamic estate uh extremist groups, right?

Joe 17:03

Right, right.

Thee Gooch 17:04

Took over in 1970 in Iran. Okay, before that, women had freedom. Women could dress the way they want, do what they want, party how they want it, socialize how they want it. Women had all the rights, like here in the Western world, the Western countries, right? So the Islamic State takes over Iran by force, and it's been it's been like that this whole time. The people of Iran, I stand with the people of Iran, by the way, the citizens. The people of Iran are happy and celebrating that the United States attacked and took some of the uh militants, Islamic militants in that country in Iran. They're celebrating. They want their freedom, they want to be able to vote, they want to be able to live their lives freely without any control of Islamic extremists.

Joe 18:03

Right, right, yeah.

Dash Cams And Dumb Driving

Thee Gooch 18:04

The only people that don't want that, and what we're seeing here in the United States are the fucking liberal democrats that are against this exactly, yeah, because they don't like freedom, they don't like women having fucking rights, and that's what this is all about. Meanwhile, the people from Iran are telling these fucking liberal democrats to shut the fuck up because they don't know what's going on. Look at the mayor, the new mayor of uh fucking New York. He condemns this this attack. Of course he does, because he's Muslim. He wants to take the fucking freedom away from women. I'm not about that shit. Who with uh what's his name? Mandami, yeah, fucking new mayor, that piece of shit new mayor in New York. Where now you're seeing in New York where people are stopping, Muslims are stopping in the middle of fucking Times Square to pray and get it there, get it in everybody's fucking way, and they're blaring fucking Islamic music and prayers and loudspeakers in New York. Well, they got what they voted, right? They got what they voted for, and it's all liberal fucking democrats, dude. Yeah, yeah. White liberal fucking democrats. Let me correct myself. White liberal democrats, yeah, they hate America. And if America doesn't stand up to that shit, in 20 years, this fucking country is done. Yeah, that's what they're being. Taken over by Islamic states, extremists. Women are gonna be we're gonna we're gonna see women covered up. The only thing we're gonna see are their fucking eyes. And the men can can have adultery and cheat on their wives, and they can walk freely. But if a woman does it, they stone her to fucking death. Yeah, they can't divorce the husband, but the husband can divorce her. And then after when the divorce is done, they fucking kill him. They they stone them to death. This is fucking real, this is true.

Joe 20:08

Yeah, yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch 20:09

And this is the direction the United States has taken because of these fucking Democrats. It's a shame, dude. It's a shame. It's a shame. Did you see the the state of the union? What is it? That's what it's called. Yeah, Eli, Elam Omar. That fucking bitch needs to be deported. That jerk. She married her brother, too. Yeah, she married her brother, so her her brother can get uh U.S. citizenship. Yeah, what's all what's with all to me, dude? Like a pod like if I was in politics, what's with all the fucking talk? Where's the action? Where's the accountability? Like the Epstein files, let's start throwing motherfuckers in prison. Yeah, because we all we have already seen and read what's going on in the Epstein files. Let's throw these motherfuckers in prison, let's set examples. Let's let's fucking start publicly executing these fucking pedophiles. Well, isn't one of them an example already? What's his name? The ex-press, uh Prince uh Andrew? Andrew, he's one of the examples. They're saying they're saying that they're saying that they arrested him because his involvement of the Epstein files. I don't think they arrested him because of his involvement of the Epstein files. They arrested him because of he had something to do with treason in the UK. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Everybody, welcome Weimo to the show. Everybody, we're on the show. Let me get that pressure. Can you do the applause? I can I can't hear it, dude. I can't hear any sound effects. It's because it's probably in your end. I mean, everything has to be, yeah, it has to be my end. It's this fucking computer. I was supposed to send it to you. Yeah, it's probably that. I bet you, I bet you the MacBook wouldn't do that shit. The MacBook, yeah. I'm pretty sure. So, Rebel, how are you doing, Rebel? We're just talking about the dinner.

Remo 22:05

What were you talking about?

Joe 22:07

Uh well, we're talking about uh what's going on with the State of the Union with the president when he was speaking speaking, and everybody didn't even stand up.

Remo 22:16

I wouldn't know. I don't I don't I don't pay attention to this, so I'm not bothered by it or I'm so I'm not you know what I mean. The less you know, the better off you are my last dinner here at this motherfucking shit hole.

Thee Gooch 22:35

Oh, the last supper, huh? Cheeky treekies. Exactly, exactly. Hey, well, let me know when you're up tomorrow. You know, take it easy tomorrow. Take it easy, you know. Do what you gotta do. But on your spare time, let me know, dude, so I can send you money. To give me those fucking shirts.

Remo 22:54

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Most likely. Most likely I'll be able to get them on uh tomorrow on Monday. Because uh Monday I go to court and then fucking after that I'm gonna be in downtown, so I'll just take a fucking shot down there.

Small Town Rush And Big City Gridlock

Thee Gooch 23:10

And I'm sure you're probably asking yourself, and the listeners are probably asking too. Well, why doesn't a Gooch jump on the internet like on eBay and order them? Wouldn't that be yeah? I read I'm 10 steps ahead of you guys. I did jump on eBay and I looked at a couple of wholesale places, right? Yeah, they don't have them. No shit, huh? Not even in internet. I went on eBay. I didn't even fuck, I don't fuck with Amazon. I went on eBay. I wanted extra large, extra large triple A shirts, black. Okay, they don't have black.

Remo 23:46

No shit. Have you ever checked the Walmart um app?

Thee Gooch 23:52

You know, the last time I ordered something from Walmart, I never got it. Walmart has a lot of shit. I was telling Joe too. I was telling Joe too that I don't want to walk around with a Wrangler sign on my shirt, like a little tag of Wrangler right here on my tit. Yeah, yeah. I just want a plain.

Remo 24:19

They got a fucking arm. What's it called? They got different companies companies, different brands. They have stuff that they don't sell inside the Walmart store. Online from other vendors.

Thee Gooch 24:29

Oh, you know what I want too, Remo? Dickey jacket. Everything dick. Everything dicky. Everything. Everything.

Remo 24:41

That you can probably find on Amazon, fool. No. Serious. Here's my yeah, yeah, yeah. You want one with a fruit store, huh?

Thee Gooch 24:51

Yeah, yeah. Because the thing is, is that like I have a Levi's jacket with that with that felt on the inside. I got an extra large and it still feels small. You know what I mean? And the Dicky jackets are the same thing. So I don't know if I should go a large or extra large. You know what I mean? I'll give you a Dicky jacket.

Remo 25:12

Here's a shocker. Could it be that you're gaining weight?

Thee Gooch 25:16

I don't want to talk about that. What else is going on in the news there? You ever thought of that?

Remo 25:21

Yeah, that's what it is. Is that it's been how long has it been since you buy a thick jacket? The last decade you got it, it's been a while, so you probably gained weight.

Joe and Thee Gooch 25:28

Yeah, I can't remember when it was the last. I think early 2000s is when I had a dicky jacket. 2000, isn't it? Like in the 90s or something. Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you don't weigh the same. True that, true that. Well, yeah, well, we're just discussing that how shame shame on them that they didn't stand for you know, the people uh I mean what uh president Trump was trying to congratulate or give honors, the honor is shit and all that stuff. And Trump gave them like that that that um the option, you know, hey, do you be do you thank me or clap if you're not you know shit like that, you know? And then no one stand up and clap and cheer, you know. I mean they they hate the United States, dude.

Remo 26:13

It's not no, it's not about that, it's about what he's doing, the stupid shit he's doing, the stupid shit he's saying.

Clothes On A Budget And Sizing Woes

Joe and Thee Gooch 26:22

I'm trying to I'm trying to stay away from politics. Every time I see something about Trump, I just flip it. Every time I say something about Democrats, I flip it. But you know, sometimes some things are just hard to you know get past. And I want to get past the whole politics shit. Yeah, but yeah. Yeah, I I feel like I'm gonna be able to read hard. It it's it's it's I mean, at least fucking clap and stand up, you know, and and fucking, you know, for the country, you know. Yeah, it just makes them look bad, you know what I'm saying? That's because my my issue is, dude, like for real, like these fucking these people, the politicians, they forget who they work for. Yeah, you know what I mean? They forget why they're there, you know? That's the problem. That's the issue, and especially the Democrats, and and uh most of the Republicans too. It's all a fucking show, dude. They're all in it together, yeah. Yeah, and sorry to say it, but Trump's the Trump, it's the same way for Trump. You know, yeah. I want to see, I want to see some head rolls, dude. I want to see some some people uh the heads roll, dude. I want people going to prison. Yeah, like every I mean because every time they mention the files, there's always a fucking distraction. It's always oh now it's Iran. Now it's what's her name? That that lady that they how do you call it? Yeah, shit like that. And now Obama comes out with uh oh, there's there is aliens. No, what no duh. Yeah, you know, it takes you to fucking tell us. We knew already, you know? Yeah, you know, it's just stupid. You don't have to tell us. Well, it takes Obama to say, oh, there's aliens are real. It takes Obama, I mean, it takes people to believe Obama there's real aliens, you know. People that's how stupid people are, dude. I mean, I'm stupid too, but I'm not gonna fucking like you know, oh shit, you know. I mean, we we all we all have stupid in us, dude. You know, you could be the smartest person in the world, you have stupid in you. Yeah, you know, I'm not I'm not saying I'm the smartest guy, but it it takes people to believe there's aliens and they listen to Obama, you know what I'm saying? And oh, now they believe it. It takes it takes for you to believe Obama that there's aliens out there, dude. This shit was covered up since fucking back in early 50s, you know. Oh yeah, but um, I don't want to like sidetrack the whole show, but uh well what was for dinner, Remo? Oh shit, we lost it again. Remo now you have a robot speaking. We lost now. You got the re a robot. Did you hear a robot in there? Hey um Jim Carrey, what's going on? Oh yeah, dude. I was in the what's going on with Jim Carrey. I don't know, dude. I you know when I first saw it when he came out. I I didn't know about this this this fucking ceremony that they're having. I don't even pay attention to that anymore. But I was like looking at it when I saw it, I go, that doesn't even look like Jim Carrey. When I first when he did that news comp when he was standing in front of the cameras and shit doing that interviews, the first thing I noticed was his eyes. So wait a minute, I had to look on I had to I had to Google his eyes, yeah. You know, but he has dark brown eyes, and this dude has hazel eyes exactly, and it's not Jim Carrey. We can you can tell it's not Jim Carrey. And the funny thing is that he came out on the Colbert show seven days before this interview with alleged Jim Carrey, and his hair was short. But didn't he have a beard one time? He he he yeah, he had a beard, I think, in 2017. Yeah, but his hair was short like early, or I mean later than that. It has to be like really like 25, no, 24 or under. Yeah, he was like he was fuller, now he looks skinnier. Yeah, you know I mean now he just he looks like a lesbian, and you know, I I don't know what to think of it. This is what I this is my theory, okay? All right, my theory is that he's underground in the bunkers that that fucking made that uh underground market that they have they made for the rich where Michael Jackson, Prince is at, and all them guys. I think they're all down there because they they there's something gonna happen. I I have a feeling there's something's gonna happen. This is why we have all these uh distractions and all that shit. Something I don't know. I have a like a strange feeling, you know, and it brings and it takes me back to you know, you see on social media like people, all these influencers, they're all talking about oh, here comes World War Three, yeah, yeah. Honestly, dude, deep down inside my heart, spiritually, okay, uh, I believe that uh the greater beings, uh people higher than us, our creator, I believe they'll put a stop to it. You think so? Oh, yeah, we won't see World War Three. Oh well, yeah, but I've been saying that, and you know why, right? It's not gonna be the the the good the good ones, they're gonna be act like they're gonna be the good ones, but they're gonna be the ones that are gonna make us force us to worship the antichrist. And I've been saying that since you know what I forget his name, dude, but I think the antichrist, I believe he's in Trump's cabinet. Yeah, the the thing the the wife's uh Donald Trump's wife's husband, isn't it? Donald Trump's name, too. Husband. Let that sit in. Let that think in, guys. Trump's wife's husband. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're gonna stick to that, guys. Trump's wife's okay. Yeah, Trump's wife's am I saying it right? No. Well, I mean, I meant to say uh I meant to say uh Trump's daughter, or her husband. I meant to say it that way. I forget his name, dude. Oh yeah, Trump's daughter's husband. Am I saying it correctly? Yeah, now you're he's a young guy, he's a young guy, he wants peace. I think he's telling Trump to do this and do that, huh? Like he's in like making shit like a puppet. Yeah. And yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like all these aliens are gonna come down from earth and they're gonna make us when he's ready to appear, they're gonna, I think they're gonna be like soldiers, like his army. But I think they're gonna be big, dude, big people, big beans. Yeah, they're not gonna be like us, they're gonna be huge. Because I be I believe that these beans, not beans, not frijoles. No, no, no, no, no, no, not frijoles. You know? B E I D. No, B-E-E-L. I forgot. I was gonna about like spelling, learning, learning, like spelling. Yeah, so I mean, I just I think that these entities are gonna protect him and they're gonna make us rule over him and take the mark of the beast. That's what I think. But this is gonna maybe, you know, little by little, step by step, like we're getting to that that part, you know, digital pay and all that stuff. Right, shit like that. It's gonna maybe like in two more years. I give it two more years or three, dude. You know. I don't know. But these these entities, uh, they are gonna make us force to uh worship the Antichrist. And they're gonna be so powerful, dude. And this Antichrist is gonna he's gonna have so he's gonna be so powerful and he's gonna have way of words to to convince everybody in the world, no matter how you how you hate the person and all that stuff, you know, you're gonna try not to hate them, you're gonna start liking them and shit like that, you know? Right, right, right. So that's what I think. Well, back to Jim Carrey.

Thee Gooch 34:34

Jim Carrey.

Joe 34:36

I don't think I think I I kind of sidetracked because I went it went to the underground tunnels. That's what I think they're going at. And I think before you become a star and all that stuff, they pick your they already pick your clone. You know?

Thee Gooch 34:52

Yeah, yeah. You want to play that video age too. You know, you want to play that video of him talking to the media in France? France, I think it was France. Is it France? Yeah. Why are you making me do the hardware, Gooch? Okay, you want me to do it? Just kidding. I got I got it. You want me to do it? You got it? I'll push it. I'll push it. Then you complain that I'm touching buttons. So let me touch, let me touch your buttons. I got a brown, I got a brown button you can touch.

Joe 35:23

Oh shit.

Thee Gooch 35:26

Here we go.

Clip 35:29

Loved it. Loved it. It's so beautiful. And having Michelle, you know, Camille Catal was also amazing. It was just a brilliant evening, you know? Really brilliant evening. Oh my gosh.

Joe and Thee Gooch 35:49

That's not fucking Jim Carrey, dude. Yeah, dude. You know what, then they're saying that he's the I think the girl that looks like him, the lady that looks like him. Yeah. I forgot her name. I don't really want to really give her a name. I think pretty people in the audience out there know who I'm talking about, what we're talking about, but that's what they're saying. Yeah.

Joe 36:08

Yeah.

Remo Joins And Shirt Sourcing Plan

Joe and Thee Gooch 36:09

But it's I don't think so, though. Yeah, I don't think that's Jim Carrey. I think this is a a stunt double from uh Hollywood. Even in a stunt. Stunt double or or a step in. You know, which one's this one? And the clone too. The one that's 17 seconds, which one's that one? I think that's the the Iran thing. Okay, let's do the the one next to it.

Thee Gooch 36:32

It's Jim Carrey.

Clip 36:40

Yeah, it's it's something more special, I think, to come here and be recognized. I feel like I have a connection with people. They just they're too much to ask for. See how you look different right there then?

Joe and Thee Gooch 37:03

It's nice, dude. Just because he's getting older. I'm dead. That's creepy, dude. That's like a mean hint right there, huh? Yeah. It really doesn't look like him, dude. Serious. I'm sorry, but I don't people out there saying, oh, he's he looks it's because he's aging. People age, you know. I mean, people age, but you know, you could recognize him real quick, right? Oh, yeah. That's not Jim Carrey, dude. And you say his it's his eyes, huh? His eyes are his eyes, dude. Yeah, I looked at it. The actor's eyes are hazel, and then Jim Carrey's eyes are fucking uh brown, dark brown. That's what threw me off. I think he's either hiding underground of that that they made over there in like an underground city. You know, if you go if you guys Google it, you'll you know what I'm talking about, because they have everything plants, markets, and everything, dude. Well, see, the thing is, if you Google what colors Jim Carrey's eyes, it'll tell you they're hazel. Bluish hazel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, now it will. Yeah, but his eyes aren't weren't and never have been blue or hazel. They've always been dark brown. Right when he was um in living color, it was always dark brown. And when I'm saying I'm saying Google the underground tunnels, the underground city. I'm telling you, that's where the good food's at. Right, the the bad food, the actual food that's under the ground, underground tunnels in that city, it's uh all the way in there. And the bad stuff they're giving us to us, all the fucking processing food, that's what I that's what it is, right? Processing food where all the cancer is, so the pharmaceuticals can make their fucking money. Yeah, so technically, technically they're kindling themselves on the top, and the people that are gonna live in the bottom, they're gonna live fucking fresh and fucking eating good, real food, nothing chemicals, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, so if we if they if you hear me on a live tomorrow, you know why, right? But yeah, so that's what I that's that just entered my brain right now, dude. My my my brainstorm just went up right there. I just thought of it. Oh, girl, you know what I'm saying? So all the good foods on uh we're talking about underground tunnels, Remo. Well, underground tunnels, there's a gang of women fucking downtown LA. Yeah, like the cities. I'm talking about the new cities and all the under down underground. That's why there's earthquakes. Oh, you're talking about bunkers? Yeah, the bunkers. That's where Jim Carrey's at, and because I think he's a clone, but I think he's just a stunt double of the real ones under the city and shit like that. And that's where the good stuff is. That's where the good hello, hello, and that's where the good food is under the ground, and the bad food's over here on the top. And they're killing us from the top, and that's the way that's you want to be a guest, yeah.

Remo 40:35

No, that shit is a fucking um like supposedly the oil, right? The oil, supposedly it's oil that seeps underground from the fucking other side of the fucking ice walls, right? Supposedly there's rivers and rivers of oil. That's what I heard. And it goes underground and it fucking gets stuck underground, and that's what they get. All that fossil fuel shit is bull. Yeah, it is.

Thee Gooch 40:53

I heard the same thing about that one too. The real oils on the on the on the ball on the in the wall, right? Antarctic. It's like they're saying that Jeffrey Epsilon's in Jeffrey Epstein's in Colorado. Yeah, definitely. I've been hearing that too. I think he's under underground city too.

Remo 41:16

You know, I don't think he's dead. I don't even think he's dead either. I think he had so much leverage and so much power, so much fucking, so much fucking uh uh incriminating evidence against fucking high elite fucking uh government people and and movie stars, all that should be in jail. I'm gonna expose all the entertainment industry and fucking government fucking people, you know? Yeah, why do you think that's it? Because in reality, if they really have that in this man, there's a lot more people and it goes deeper than what the fuck they say. Just like just a little, just just oh, here we go again.

Joe and Thee Gooch 42:03

The what uh I try I muted, so they wanted to hear the chick monks talk, you know. What is this video here? 17 seconds, bro. Well, that's the Afghanistan, what's going on, and all cheering, I think. That's the middle one, the center one, right? You want me to do it?

Clip 42:21

Yeah, they're celebrating.

Joe and Thee Gooch 42:39

You know why, right? Because they had no internet or nothing like that. Those are the students in Iran that were celebrating the bombing. They were sell they were chanting, you know, USA and Trump or whatever.

Thee Gooch 42:52

Thank you, Trump.

Joe 42:53

Yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch 42:54

And over here, they hate Trump. That's that's uh and and over here, yeah, they're they're they're too busy fucking protesting ice. Yeah, yeah. Unbelievable. Well, here's uh here's a little you want to hear a fun fact there, Joseph? Let me hear a fun fact. Here's a fun fact for you, everybody. I think I just in 14 years under under Obama a hundred and fourteen migrants died under the Obama administration under ICE. That's within fourteen years, right? Under Obama. I'm sorry, I'm 14 years. Fourteen per year.

Thee Gooch 43:45

My bad.

Iran Strikes And Street Reactions

Joe and Thee Gooch 43:46

Under Trump twenty-two Can you repeat that to the people for the back, please? The people in the back of the back under the Obama administration, a hundred and fourteen migrants uh in custody under the Obama administration by ICE was a hundred and fourteen killed. Under Trump twenty-two were killed. Not that it justifies, you know, I don't want to see anybody dying, but we don't hear shit about the Obama administration. I wonder why it all the media told everybody to hate Trump. Trump's racist, Trump's this, Trump's that. And and again, it doesn't I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. It's like uh it's just like have your own mind, you know. Think for yourselves. Don't let the media tell you what to do and shit, you know? I might I don't know. I mean No, you're right. It's like people like, oh yeah, look, they believe everything they fucking They're told, you know? It's like, oh, you know, uh eat a uh iPod and what is it that uh fucking those the tripods? Those little fucking shits, little soaps. Tide Tide Pods. Tipods, yeah, there you go. Tide Pods. You eat one of these typods, and you know, you win five hundred thousand dollars, they're gonna do it. You know, and bad enough, they they listen to Obama, they say, Oh fuck, there's aliens. Oh, there's aliens. Oh, all of a sudden they believe it already. You know, I'll suck, I'll suck on a tripod. And then when uh when when they said when Trump mentioned it, they blame Trump for fucking um yeah, blowing it out of proportion, you know? I don't get it, it's stupid. You know, you know what bothers me about this whole shit about politics is that under the under the Biden administration, so many migrants were coming in, open borders. There literally was open borders. The border patrol agents were they had their hands tied behind their back because they they didn't want to step anybody coming in. Right, right. That was ordered by Biden and now Biden comes out not too long ago saying that he had the strictest border policies in US history. Oh so stupid, dude. Some shit like that. It's just it's just pathetic, dude. Politics. Get rid of them all, all of them. Start fresh. But even then, if we start fresh, dude, there'll still be fucking Democrats. Yeah, I know, right? Fucking shit up. Everything they touch turns to shit. And you know what California Oh yeah, yeah. I mean I can't just uh you know the people that want fucking newsome to be president, don't even live in California. I know, isn't that crazy? Super fucking clowns, and it and you know what have you seen him have you seen him cross his legs, dude? Yeah, I don't say nothing about it, but dude, because uh I cross my legs when I sit down. Oh shit? Yeah, it's it's small penis syndrome. Oh my gosh. Is that what you're trying to do? You're trying to hide your packages, yeah, not just see that it's so small and shit. It's because well, with dudes have big penises, they don't cross their legs, right? Well, I cross mine because I have a small penis. Oh shit. Oh my gosh. I gotta organize my sound effects though because I have I don't, you know, I haven't all scrammed up and shit. Scrambled. You do what you gotta do, bro, because I don't even hear them. You can't hear him? It's something wrong in your end, dude. I mean, all of a sudden. I used to be able to hear him, but I don't hear him anymore. We'll I'll we'll figure it out after we're end with the end of the show. You got you got any more videos you want to show? Uh no, that that was the last few. I was gonna uh have a picture of dad because it's his birthday. You know, today's his birthday, and technically it's uh the 29th. So I think we need what, like two more years for it to be the 29th. Yeah. Leap year. I think it's on 20 eight, I think. Oh, really?

Joe 48:21

Yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch 48:22

Don't forget, next Sunday you gotta turn your clocks ahead. One hour. Oh my gosh. Ahead? Oh fuck. You lose an hour of sleep, Joseph. Oh my gosh, I hate beauty sleep. Yeah, dude. Fuck. I hate when you do it. I want them to change it, dude. I They need to get rid of that shit. Yeah, they gotta get rid of it because I can't stand it, dude. You know, yeah, it's like getting jet jet lag and shit like that, you know. But um, yeah, dude, uh, yeah, it's like dad's birthday, so I wanted to go to the cemetery, you know. But I don't want to go there overwhelmed and be sad and stuff like that, you know. But yeah, I just uh I just don't wanna be overwhelmed in tears and shit, you know, because and then I'm gonna think about it and all that stuff, you know. Right and um Well, that's the first thing I'm gonna do is see mom and then go to mom's graveside and then it's true. But it's uh I mean I don't want to be overwhelmed, you know. And then then um I was thinking going to mom's too because it's just my way of work getting out of work, it's just nearby there. Yeah, I was gonna go there too, but like time, like the same thing. I don't want to be all like, you know, thinking about it all the time, you know. But I don't know. So if you have your mom if you still have your mom and dad, call them up, tell them you love them. You love them and all that stuff, because you only see them once. Don't take them for granted, right? Don't take them for granted.

Joe 49:57

Yeah. But that's that's our goal.

Joe and Thee Gooch 50:03

And um this show, this podcast, it's brought it's bob. I hear when they fucking get tongue-tied and shit like that. Are you tired? Yeah, I I mean I woke up at one o'clock in the morning going, did to get ready to work, and I'm still tired. Fucking the heat. It was 90 degrees in California, in Los Angeles, California. It was 90 degrees, dude. And it was fucking bombara. Now I went while in Chino, Chino Hills, it was like 90 degrees. Now, right now I just dropped to 78 degrees. So it was hot, and I can't stand this fucking weather, you know what I'm saying? Maybe I'd rather have it when it's cold, but I was fucking sleepy, I'm fucking tired, and I haven't slept. I haven't even took a nap. I even took a shower after this. But you didn't? I didn't take a shower. Oof. But sweaty cheeks. Yeah, I know. But yeah. Just tired. But this show is brought to you by Suavecito, everybody. I recommend you to get this uh product. What happened to it? Where did it where'd it go? Oh, here we go.

Joe 51:12

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Joe 55:22

and drive. Any last words for you, Gooch? Yes, don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive, everybody. There you go. Have a good weekend, everybody. Happy Sun uh Saturday, and um, thank you and goodbye. And all I can say is uh bye.