A Spontaneous Talk

Ten thousand downloads later, we’re still unscripted, a little chaotic, and completely honest. We open with gratitude and end up exactly where real life takes us: the stress of holiday budgets, the smell of real Christmas trees, and the quiet relief that comes from calling things what they are. One minute it’s Walmart deals and carts dinging bumpers, the next it’s traffic rage on snowy roads and a plea to slow down and act like humans again.

From there the conversation spins into the big “what ifs.” We chew on moon landing doubts, reptilian rumors, flat earth claims, and rocket fuel logic that makes TV launches feel stranger the longer you stare. Believe it or not, we’re less interested in being right than in staying curious. We ask inconvenient questions, trace the money, and pull apart the stories we’ve been told about space, satellites, and who benefits when the headlines keep us afraid.

Culture wars crash the party too. We play a clip of a Canadian pastor in handcuffs and wrestle with free speech, identity, and the line between respect and compulsion. We talk about bathrooms, boundaries, and the space where policy meets everyday life. Politics creep in as we point to scandals that vanish, celebrities who pick a side only when it’s safe, and the quiet power plays that nudge what we focus on week to week. It’s messy, it’s human, and it’s exactly why we show up: to think out loud with you.

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Chapters

• 0:00 Milestone Thanks And Global Shoutouts
• 4:42 Vacations, Vegas Blues, And Holiday Stress
• 10:12 Christmas Trees, Prices, And Safety
• 16:12 Tech Struggles, Gear Talk, And YouTube Learning
• 21:22 Shopping Carts, Online Deals, And Parking Rants
• 27:52 Bad Driving, Snow Roads, And Tailgaters
• 34:32 Moon Landing Doubts And Reptilian Claims
• 42:22 Flat Earth, Rockets, And Antarctica Wall
• 49:52 Pastor Arrest Clip And Free Speech
• 57:22 Gyms, Bathrooms, And Boundaries

Transcript

Joe: 2:02

What's up everybody? What's up, everybody? This is Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted. How's everybody doing out there? Hi guys, my name is Joe. What's up, Los Angeles, California? What's up, what's up? And we have the good. Before we start the show, I wanna say that um at 63 in degrees in the in the highs, everybody. In Los Angeles, California. And before we I say anything else, I just wanna say uh thank you to all our listeners who are downloading our podcast, everybody. I wanna say thank you very much. The Gucci and I wanna thank you very much and all that stuff. Thank you guys. Um, the Gucci is really impressed with what our downloads are looking at right now. Thank you very much. And um we wanna thank all the listeners, all the Europe, UK, Japan, Africa, Italy, South America, North America. I'm sorry if I missed anything, but it's too much for me to say. Welcome to the show, everybody. This is the Tucker's podcast unscripted. And if you guys want to link to our episode, I have uh QR code here, everyone. You could uh aim your camera towards the QR code, and um it goes directly to our podcast. The tuckers.buspro.com. Thetuckers.busprot.com. You can just aim, get your camera and aim it over there and take a picture of it, and it'll go directly to our episodes, everybody. And um that's why it goes.

Thee Gooch: 4:03

What's up, Joseph? Joey. Joey Joey. Can hear you. Can you stop pushing the goddamn buttons? Can't hear you. Stop pushing the buttons.

Joe: 4:32

I got I got I got too excited uh that uh about our QR code and I pressed the loot button over here and stuff like that, you know. My little mess-ups again. Here we go, season one. How you been, Gooch?

Thee Gooch: 4:55

Doing all right, just a little tired today, dude. Worked worked my ass out today. Fucking tired. But here we are. 10,000 downloads for the talkers podcast. Yeah, that's I'm actually fucking impressed. I'm actually impressed. 10,000. 10,000. Imagine the people that don't listen to us, that don't download the podcast, but still listen to us. Hello, everybody. We are the talkers podcast. There you go. That's what I'm talking about. Thank you. Thank you.

Joe: 5:34

Welcome everybody if it's the first time first time joining us. My name is Joe, and we have the Gooch, everybody. The Gooch. Yeah, so how you been, Gooch? Pretty good. Just tired. Just fucking tired of life and just tired of work? No, I mean I can I can I can work with my eyes closed and still enjoy it, right? But it's fucking tired, dude. Yeah. I don't blame you. I don't blame it at all.

Thee Gooch: 6:10

I'm exactly. I'm gonna go on vacation. Yeah, vacation. You need a vacation? Yes, sir. I want a vacation.

Joe: 6:17

Uh same here, dude. You know? Same here. But we can I just got a vacation. We just had a vacation on June. So I will and when I came back from my work, I was still in Las Vegas, dude. My mind was still on Vegas. I was like, oh, I was like moping around. Go, man, I miss Vegas and shit like that, you know. But it yeah, that's the way it is.

Thee Gooch: 6:40

But but you know what? When I go to Los Angeles, I enjoy seeing the family, don't get me wrong, right? You know, everybody and shit. But it's just you get so accustomed to the quiet life and everything's all quiet and shit. No, no uh traffic, no yeah, yeah.

Joe: 6:56

You know, still want to come back. Yeah, that's all that's the way I feel too sometimes, you know. But yeah, just I don't know, dude. It's like you sometimes you get spoiled having a good day, good time on your vacation and all that stuff. So I was like when I came back from work, I was still there. Like I was still in Vegas. I was like, fuck, you know, I was kind of like messing up at work as usual and stuff like that, but yeah, but I don't know. And then all the time.

Thee Gooch: 7:25

Yeah, I think it's been three years since I've been on vacation.

Joe: 7:28

Yeah. Jeez.

Thee Gooch: 7:30

It's time, dude. Yeah, no, possibly you need relax. That's what I say. But yeah, dude, it's just like uh I don't know, and then the the holidays are coming, Christmas is just around the corner. What in two weeks? And um, I get overwhelmed because man, I go, I don't even know what to get my our family, you know, shit like that, you know. But I don't know, I don't think I'm gonna give gifts this year, dude. No, nah, I mean shit. You know, you you do it all the time. It's time for me to fucking get you a gift, you know? Yeah. I think the last gift you got me was a Dodger jersey, wasn't it? Yeah, the Mookie Bits. It was that like five years ago. Five years, yeah. And then uh the my the microphone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's it, that's included for your birthday and for Christmas. Yeah, yeah. See how a good brother I am, dude? Yeah, he's a good brother. He's a good brother. Nobody believes me. You know, yeah. But yeah, dude, it's just uh I don't know, just uh so it's uh exhaustive, dude. I work too, you know. And I was supposed to go get my Christmas tree. I want to get that Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I was supposed to get it today, then it totally slipped my mind.

Joe: 8:43

Oh yeah, you know what, dude? And now I went to Walmart today, and I was shopping too to look for our official Christmas tree. And I was looking at the fucking prices. I go, what the fuck? $200 for a six-foot tree? $200? $220 for a good one. All right. I go, I mean, yeah, I mean, it's true. I mean, because I'm I'm you could have the Christmas tree, you don't have to spend money for a real one and all that. So you could have it every year and shit like that. But $225 ain't gonna spend that for a fucking six-foot tree. A six, what is that, six-footer for $225? Holy fuck. I go, hell no, dude. I ain't gonna spend $220. I'd rather buy a fucking real tree for $30, you know? Yeah.

Thee Gooch: 9:29

You know, so I like I like coming home too. The Chris the the Chris the way Christmas tree smell, dude. Yeah, yeah, you know, same here, same here. But they're dangerous though, though.

Joe: 9:39

Yeah, because they get dry and shit, and it could spark a like anything could spark. But I see those those are for those are for people that leave their fucking lights to the fucking nighttime, you know, to the morning when they wake up, you know, and their circuits get off and shit. They get overheated, you know, through night. You know. So I'm that person that I have to turn it off, you know, and then wake up in the morning and wake up in the day and just turn them on. You know, then turn them off, you know. And then and I see people when I'm leaving the house when I went to work, people still have their Christmas lights on over the house. I mean, he went all out. Whoever the neighbors, they went all out on the Christmas decorating their house with lights. So I go, damn, it's fucking fucking cold, the moist. Just imagine the moist on the wires in the wiring on the Christmas lights and all that stuff. Oh, the moist. Yes, yes, I know the moist. The moist in your 20s.

Thee Gooch: 10:37

Oh man. I I have a friend I've known since junior high school, right? So I mean, I don't talk to her every day, but every once in a while. I remember paying her paying her a visit in Los Angeles a couple years ago, uh-huh. A few years ago, and she it was uh it wasn't it was around April, and she still had her tree up.

Joe: 10:55

No shit. Yeah. Since fucking the whole almost like completely the whole year.

Thee Gooch: 11:03

It's almost like fucking it was and it was a real tree. It was dry as shit, though, but it was a real tree. Holy shit. No shit, dude. Her husband didn't fucking tell her to take it down, some shit.

Joe: 11:17

And I got news for you too that uh my like that that little portrait I made as a snowman for Halloween, because I uh I owe your paint, uh and I still have it in a kit the kitchen. I haven't took it down since last year, you know.

Thee Gooch: 11:30

Oh, almost like the the the painting you were supposed to give Ruben too.

Joe: 11:34

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Thee Gooch: 11:35

Right, yeah. He does it's still that's too late already, huh? I mean, I'm sure he'll still enjoy it. I'll just I'll pretend we'll pretend he was two years old. We'll pretend that he's two years old and he can act surprised.

Joe: 11:50

Oh, I feel bad. Yeah, I just got tired. I was like getting out of work, you know, got tired of painting after a while. And then when I started the podcast, that's when I started forgetting to start a paint. That's why. Right. Because it was uh I remember it was 2022 when I was painting, and that's when I got the idea of let's do a podcast again, you know, shit like that, you know. You know when I called you guys and all that stuff, yeah.

Thee Gooch: 12:16

But uh you know what? When you when you called me about the podcast, because I don't I still don't know shit about it, like your controllers and shit, like yeah, yeah. The the the stream yard and you know streaming it in on online. I mean, you just send me the email and I open it, you know. That's as far as I go, you know. I'm not right technical with it, you know.

Effect: 12:35

Uh-huh.

Thee Gooch: 12:36

But I kind of want to I kind of want to get a soundboard so I can do my own sound effects too, like fart in the microphone and then replay it. Yeah. So you could do the same shit, right?

Speaker 3: 12:45

Yeah.

Joe: 12:46

Well, I told you, Gooch, that the microphone that I have that that gave you for Christmas, that one you have right there, the rolled mic, USB. Yeah, it has a a digital mixer. Oh, there we go, I guess. Well, yeah, you just gotta get the app, you know, you could you know, learn.

Thee Gooch: 13:05

It's because it's complicated, it's not complicated. I'm like, I have kids now that can they can show me how to do stuff, right? Right. You know, remember how we were like that with our parents? Mm-hmm. I mean, back then it was a VCR, and for the love, for the love of God, our parents didn't know how to work a goddamn VCR.

Joe: 13:23

Yeah, yeah. And the and the cell phones when the cell phones are coming in too, you know, yeah.

Speaker 3: 13:30

And the TVs, remember the TVs back in the day, they needed antennas and they didn't work. We had to stand there and hold the antenna. Stand there for an hour, be the remote.

Thee Gooch: 13:39

Yeah. We had to put like fucking foil and shit.

Speaker 3: 13:43

You know, it's just so complicated here. And I just give up.

Thee Gooch: 13:48

Dude, but I I learned it from YouTube, dude. So when I was looking at YouTube, this is how you do it. This is how you you edit your your sound, your your podcast, and all that stuff. So I got it from YouTube, dude. So uh it was kind of easy. I learned it from there. Who needs school with this shit, you know? You know? Well, well, maybe I'll one of these days I'll jump on YouTube and I'll speak about that road sound effect.

Joe: 14:11

Well, they they sell this they sell a small one, Gooch. It's called a RoleCaster Pro Do Duel. It's a little small one, it's smaller than mine. It's only for I think they're going, it's going by for $500 right now, $599. I think $599? Yeah, for the small one.

Thee Gooch: 14:31

Holy shit. And the uh the one I have, it's I think it's going, I think it's $6.99 when I bought it, it was like $800 $800. Oh shit. So they kind of dropped the price, you know. They have a white one and a black one, the one I have. Do you know? Do you realize how many Twinkies I can buy with $599? Jeez. Twinkies, you oh yeah, you love Twinkies. I love Twinkies, yeah. See, I bite it, I bite the Twinkie, and then I put my tongue in the cream spot. Oh shit.

Joe: 15:07

Damn.

Thee Gooch: 15:08

So that's like practice with yeah. Pretend it's your butthole. Oh my god. What's going on in the world there, Joseph?

Joe: 15:23

Well, I don't know about what's going on in the world, but when I want to go shopping today, dude, you know, you're you're here getting a cart, right? You know, don't you hate one when you're you're coming out of when you're shopping and there's a cart behind your car? Well, that's what happened to me today. I mean, dude, they can't go up into thing and fucking put the cart, push the cart and fucking take it where it belongs so the fucking worker go take them, you know, to the store inside the store. I got a picture for you. You want to see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here goes a picture. Watch, hold on. Sometimes I forgot to put it. Okay, here we go.

Thee Gooch: 16:04

You see it? That shit's a back in my car. Bad enough. When I went there today, it was a big fucking line, so I had to park all the way in the back. Because you know how people are so fucking lazy these days, they gotta order online so they don't have to move into the stores and deal with people, you know. I do that. You do that? Yeah, I do that.

Joe: 16:24

You order in line and you just pick it up on front of the store.

Speaker 3: 16:28

I don't they have a designated area back over here where I'm at. Uh-huh. So I just I just order my shit online.

Thee Gooch: 16:34

Oh shit. And then I tell them what spot I'm on, like one, two, three, four, you know, I'm spot number three, they bring it to you. Yeah, yeah. It's because what people what you have to understand though, and the reason why I do it is because when you shop online, for example, Walmart.

Effect: 16:52

Uh-huh.

Thee Gooch: 16:53

Perfect. I dreaded buying under underwear, dude. I fucking hate spending money on underwear. I have underwear that at this point I'm wearing just the elastic, right? Yeah. I hate fucking buying underwear because they're they're just too expensive. Just so you can, you know, sit on them and fart on them. You know what I'm saying?

Joe: 17:11

Yeah, yeah.

Thee Gooch: 17:12

Okay, so when you go online at Walmart, you can the prices are different.

Joe: 17:20

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3: 17:21

The prices are different. Like I bought, I bought I think six pairs of chonis of underwear. Ooh. I think it was for like 10 bucks, dude. Uh-huh. And there were the ones I use.

Joe: 17:33

Oh shit.

Thee Gooch: 17:34

Yeah. And in store, they're close to like $21, dude. So I saved $11 or so. That's why I shop online at Walmart. Oh, that's why. And even like the the headphones, I haven't checked the headphones, but I want to get the B Test phones again for the podcast, but I I keep forgetting. But even then, dude, they're $250 in store. And sometimes online, they're like for $199. So you say $50. Oh, okay. So that's why I shop online. People and because I'm lazy, you don't get me wrong. And I don't have to deal with anybody. But yeah, that's that's one of the main reasons why I shop online is because sometimes the prices are different.

Effect: 18:13

Uh-huh.

Thee Gooch: 18:13

And I try to tell people that and they don't, they don't, they don't get it. They still go inside.

Joe: 18:17

Yeah.

Speaker 3: 18:18

Like socks too. Socks. I bought like I think they come in 20 pair. Uh-huh. And they're usually like 16 bucks. I got them for like 10.

Joe: 18:27

Oh shit.

Thee Gooch: 18:28

Yeah. So I bought two. So now I got 24 pair of brand new socks, you know? Okay.

Speaker 3: 18:33

You know? It's like it's it's convenient. It's crazy. All right, all right.

Thee Gooch: 18:38

Yeah.

Joe: 18:39

Well, I mean, well, I mean, because the reason why I said that, because like uh there was a big, huge line. People were just ordering from online, they went to go pick it up from their store. They went they were so so packed that they're already like the numbers were already taken, so they have to wait. I go, oh my gosh, it's like it's like waiting for a drive-thru, you know, when you go to McDonald's and shit like that, you know. Yeah. So it was it was really packed. It was really packed. But I just can't stand when you when the people, when they get the carts, they fucking put it behind your car. I go, if it was your car, you would get pissed off, you know.

Speaker 3: 19:14

Yeah.

Joe: 19:15

But this is the last one right here, like that gets right there, dude. You know, well, I kind of moved it actually. It was like almost like behind my car. Like this was where it was.

Thee Gooch: 19:25

Yeah, you could see your you could see your belly on the picture, the shadow.

Joe: 19:31

Fuck, it's noticeable.

Speaker 3: 19:33

I could see it, I could see that shit a mile away. Damn.

Thee Gooch: 19:37

So I was like, fuck, dude, why so why people are so fucking can't even take it up there? It's just right there. That's why I always park it next to the when you put the carts, you know, a little the holder. That's why I always park, I always park next to it. So that way when I get out, I just park it just like that. You know, you know, what we hear every once in a while, we'll see that, but we don't it's I don't deal with it. It's just it's Los Angeles, dude. What do you expect? Was that the San Gabriel uh Walmart?

Joe: 20:01

Yeah, yeah. I just it's just it bothers me because these people like what happens if it was your car, you know? Right. They don't think about that shit, you know. We're just lazy lazy fuckers, dude. Yeah, this is like it's it's uh it's too much. It's too much, yeah. But um, yeah, dude. That's what happened to me today. I just got uh got a little tyrant. I mean, what is it? Uh a little rant on that shit, but as it is, people are driving stupid, and now I got people driving carts stupid too, you know.

Thee Gooch: 20:33

Oh speaking of stupid, I was taking the boys to school one morning. Was it? I think it was what's today, Friday? It was Wednesday morning, right? Because it snowed Tuesday night into Wednesday morning, right? And then it was snowing, it snowed, and there was a bunch of snow on the ground. It's like, and people still drive like idiots, dude. Yeah, dude.

Joe: 20:51

No shit.

Thee Gooch: 20:53

I had I seen one fucking idiot. He was driving fast. You can tell, you can see where he's when he was coming, and he was trying to make a right turn, and he was going too fast. He almost tipped his van.

Joe: 21:03

Oh shit.

Thee Gooch: 21:05

Yeah. Like, Jesus, man, slow the fuck down. It's snowing, you know?

Joe: 21:09

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot going on in that shit, huh? And just people. I'm about hated with people, dude. Jeez. I mean uh and then uh when I was driving, like when I was coming home, I was coming from work, and you know, and people are driving. I'm driving I'm in the freeway, right? It's traffic. Right. People are fucking speeding while tailgating me at the same time, like, dude, can't you see the fucking traffic from far away?

Thee Gooch: 21:41

You fucking can't stand tailgators, dude. Dude. I drive slow, dude. I drive slower. If they're tailgating me, I drive slower.

Joe: 21:48

You know what? When they tailgate me, I tell them go on the fucking side. There's another fucking lane open over there. Go over there.

Thee Gooch: 21:53

Yeah, like go around, dude.

Joe: 21:55

Yeah, go around.

Thee Gooch: 21:56

Fuck. It's such a small town, too. Anywhere you need to go is less than five minutes. What you know, what the fuck's the hurry? Yeah. Oh my god. I feel my blood pressure going up.

Joe: 22:08

Oh, yeah. No, I don't imagine. I could imagine. You know. But uh yeah, so I mean, I don't know, man.

Thee Gooch: 22:18

I don't know. All right, Joseph. What do we got today?

Joe: 22:23

Well, um, didn't you send that picture of uh well I got a I got a clip, and this one's crazy because they're saying that Armstrong when he went up to the moon and they're saying that they met aliens, they were ugly looking aliens, but they're saying they were reptilian reptilians. Okay. So I don't know if you believe in the people the NASA went to the to the moon. I I still don't believe it. I don't believe it, but and he's uh he's always saying that um these um reptilians they shift shift to be humans and all that stuff, right? Right. But uh but they're saying that they're really ugly, ugly looking and shit like that. So I don't know. You gotta take it a grain of salt, you know. So you have a video? Yeah, I got the clip. It's not a video, just a clip. He talks about it. Here we go. We'll see.

Clip: 23:14

Craft and they gave the finger. Okay, they were parked around the side of the uh crater. Okay. They were not parked on it, they were floating above it. So there were hundreds of these nine-foot reptilian guys standing with their legs. Yeah, they were all the way across the uh underneath underneath their vehicles, okay standing on the crater. And what do they look like?

Speaker: 23:41

Uh they're ugly-looking lizard, alligator type people. They got they got the same skin as the lizards got, okay? And terrible looking faces. But then they have the ability to shift and look like a human. All of them do. Okay?

Clip: 24:09

Okay. Do you think Von Braun was a a reptilian? No. You really don't? No. Okay. Your president, yes. Oh, what which one? George Bush, Sr. Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 4: 24:23

Sure.

Clip: 24:24

Bill Clinton and this guy who got just got rid of. Yeah.

Speaker 8: 24:29

Yeah.

Speaker: 24:30

They all were.

Clip: 24:32

Right. Okay. So, and they all have this ability to make themselves look like real uh good-looking people. And you're saying Trump does isn't one? No, he's not. Okay. That's a really and and he knows more about the subject than people realize. Oh, excellent. But trying to get back to your earlier question. These groups of extraterrestrials who work together but are at war with other extraterrestrials, okay, have these vehicles that look like a planet. Like our moon is a vehicle. It's a command center for this arm. The easiest way to look at this is to put your arm out like this.

Joe: 25:27

And what do you think about that, Gucci?

Thee Gooch: 25:38

I I believe that the moon is like a spaceship, huh? Not so much a spaceship, but like a command center.

Joe: 25:46

Yeah.

Speaker 3: 25:46

But the thing is that people need to wrap their head around this because the only thing they can they they know is us being shown what they think the earth is. I can disprove that we went to the moon right now, and and it all it's all modern science.

Joe: 26:10

Yeah.

Thee Gooch: 26:10

Let's take Elon Musk, for example, okay. To go to the moon, he says, and he's in, you know, he's got that falcon, right? That's rocket, the falcon that goes up into the into into the sky and shit, right? Now, think about it. People really need to think about it. When they lift off from Earth, they burn 20,000 gallons of rocket fuel. Okay. Now, allegedly the moon is 238,000 miles from the moon, from the earth, right? Elon Musk is saying is that they need that he will need at least eight filling stations along the way to the moon just to get to the moon to refuel the rocket. And then all the other scientists were nitpicking that and saying, Well, Elon Musk, you know, he's on the track, he's on the right track, but in reality, to get to the moon from the earth, they'll need at least 22 fueling stations to fill up their rocket to get to the moon.

Joe: 27:22

Okay.

Thee Gooch: 27:23

That alone can disprove the United States ever going to the moon in that tin can of a rocket ship that they went on to begoon in 1969.

Joe: 27:36

Yeah, yeah.

Thee Gooch: 27:37

You know, to and from. They're talking about all they slingshot it. No, they didn't. They didn't slingshot anywhere. You know, they didn't have enough fuel to get to the moon. Period. We never the United States never been to the moon. We can't.

Joe: 27:55

It's all in Arizona, huh? All of it. It's all it's a bunch of big things.

Thee Gooch: 28:02

It was all staged. Because you also have to think the United States was in a in a space race with Russia, yeah, to get to the moon. And who has to who has to come out on top? The US. Yeah, they wanted to be first. Yeah, they wanted to be first. So they staged everything. We never went to the moon. There's no fucking way we've been to the moon. We can't go to the moon. Yeah. Because if we did, if we did, if we're able capable, even in 2025, if we're capable to go to the moon, why why haven't we gone? Every time they attempt it, they cancel it or something failed.

Joe: 28:33

Yeah, and then they don't they and then they will say it's due to the weather problems and shit like that.

Thee Gooch: 28:38

Yeah. Yeah. We can't. We just can't. We can't go to the moon. We can't leave Earth. Period. But there's no satellites.

Joe: 28:49

No satellites, yeah.

Thee Gooch: 28:50

Cable, the internet is ran across there's there's wires in the ocean for cable, our internet. Yeah, that's from country to country and continent to continent. It's all underwater. People don't believe that, but it's true.

Joe: 29:04

Yeah, I believe that. But but they were saying that um they they saw the reptilians in the moon, on the moon. And I think it uh because like the earth is a a a firmament, right? And everybody's always asking, well, if it's the earth is flat and it's we're all under a dome and a firmament, how does the stars come out? How does the meteor will show it out? How does a meteor or a falling stars come from the sky? Well, there's your answer is it's coming out, it's the moon's in shoot. The moon is shooting it. Like if it was a gun or a cannon, you know what I'm saying? Right, right. So that's my theory.

Thee Gooch: 29:45

I mean, that's my opinion. Oh, but what about the craters? The that you know, you get fucking idiots say, What about the big craters in Arizona and across the everything is biblical? There's approximately 200 craters around the world. Guess how many angels fell from heaven? Estimated in the Bible says roughly 200 angels fell. Think about it. Yeah. You know, those aren't craters. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I mean, it could be all the the angels that fell from heaven. They're not craters made by that destroyed the dinosaurs. No, the dinosaurs lived with us humans roughly 5,500 years ago.

Joe: 30:33

That's yeah, that's true. I mean, think about it, huh? That's like makes kind of makes sense, though, you know.

Thee Gooch: 30:39

Yeah. You know, you and then you got these scientists like seriously, like billions and billions of years ago when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. No, they didn't. Like, come on, like billions, like for real? Yeah, like people don't grasp what a billion is, you know. Yeah, yeah. How would they know? You know, oh, because well the markings here, no, it's because of the flood. Those are the markings of the flood. Really, really fucking weird.

Joe: 31:13

I mean, I mean it's fucking crazy. I mean, I mean, I I I think that uh we live in a dome. I think with with a flat earth, because the reason why is that uh is you can't uh shoot anything that goes up in the sky. And the the one proof is is that the the NASA challenger that exploded in 1986, is it? Was it 1986?

Thee Gooch: 31:37

I think it was 86, yeah.

Joe: 31:38

I was in a third grade when uh the astronauts exploded, supposedly, you know, and and and I always always thought that I always told the teacher, you know what, Miss Crusade, you know what, Miss Cruz? How come the rocket when it should I should put that little voice on the little voice? Yeah, yeah, the little boy's voice, yeah. You know, miss cruise, um how come when the rockets are shooting up, why is it going crooked? Why is it going this way, not straight up? Well, miss well, well, Helzi, my little wetback. You gotta that's the way it goes, and you know, things like that, and then it explodes. You know, you know, yeah, it's just crazy, dude. You know, because you look at it when it's going straight up, right? It's going straight up, and then it's it's going slander like this. It's going like this, you know, like I don't know, like it's going like a curve, you know? Yeah, it's not going straight up, you know, like it's just going like this, and it's leaving off the earth. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, I think it's just going straight to the Antarctic wall and shit like that, you know.

Thee Gooch: 32:55

We're I don't know. And we talked about this in the past podcast, past podcast. We're the modern day slaves, dude. That's all we are. We're slaves. Yeah.

Joe: 33:06

And you know what? When I asked my teacher that that on, I think I was on six on I was in sixth grade uh 1986. And uh, and I'm here thinking I'm a retard or like uh I call it like uh I call it um a Down syndrome kid or whatever, special needs kid, things like that. You know, for me to think like that, you know, why is a rocket going not going straight up, like like you know, shooting up, you know? Why is this going slanting? You know, I'm very yeah, it always curves.

Thee Gooch: 33:39

It always curves at some at some point in the altitude, it curves. Yeah, but the only the only the only explanation why it curves is because it's going above the ocean where nobody can see.

Joe: 33:51

Yeah.

Thee Gooch: 33:51

So when it runs out of fuel or disintegrates, you know, mid-flight or whatever, then it goes and it splashes into the ocean. Yeah.

Joe: 34:02

And I was I was I was always intrigued about space. I was always intrigued in science, me, you know, believe it or not. But but uh I was never like I was one of those kids that ah fuck school, you know. Now I regret it. I should have just you know went to school, and you know, but like yeah, I was I was always intrigued in science and all that stuff, and UFOs and what's life and you know, stars and planets and shit like that, like Neptune, Uranus, and all that stuff. But my what? Uranus.

Thee Gooch: 34:37

I was always intrigued.

Joe: 34:38

Yeah, I was always intrigued with Saturn and all the the I even had a they even bought me a gold a globe, you know, you know. I think grandma bought me a globe for my birthday because I always wanted to. I think it was uh for my birthday or Christmas, something like that. I forget. So I was always intrigued with globes and all that shit, and you know.

Thee Gooch: 35:01

You know, when you buy a globe anymore, anywhere on the box or on the globe itself, it'll say for educational purposes only.

Joe: 35:10

Yeah, no shit. That's what it says now?

Thee Gooch: 35:12

Yeah.

Joe: 35:15

You know.

Thee Gooch: 35:17

There's no there's no real picture of the earth. Just because you climb on Google and you you know they they they show you earth, that's not real earth. If you go back, if you go back from to where Google started, where it first began, if you go back to those pictures of Earth, there they will be totally different than the Earth that we would see today. They're not the same Earth. I see. So there is no real real picture of the Earth.

Joe: 35:52

So no one doesn't have an idea then, huh? They're just assuming it's a fucking wrong ball, huh? Like a call sphere. Yeah. I just I just can't I just can't wrap my head around you know, us spinning on a ball in a vacuum of space, rotating around the sun every year, and then the sun follows us. The the sun, I mean the moon doesn't rotate, and it's a ball of fire in space where there's no oxygen, but the sun is alive and well when fire needs oxygen.

Thee Gooch: 36:25

Uh-huh. It just doesn't make any fucking sense anymore to me.

Joe: 36:29

Yeah. Fucking crazy. So hey, what's going on with that pastor, dude?

Speaker 3: 36:38

Oh, you got that video?

Joe: 36:39

Yeah.

Thee Gooch: 36:40

Let's play it because I forget. You forget? Yeah. It'll refresh my memory, I'm sure.

Joe: 36:47

Okay.

Thee Gooch: 36:48

Let me see. Here goes the clip, guys.

Clip: 37:01

Are you there? Go ahead. You have the feelings, please? No, just the regular police. Oh, okay. Uh, so you're under arrest for your brief of CSDO. Um, can you come inside of us, please? You can do it right here. Can you jump it? Okay, are you able to drop that uh for me or not believe? You know what you're arresting this man for? He refused to apologize for his religious beliefs. Are you aware of that? I'm not aware of that.

Speaker 1: 37:29

So you have become a modern-day Nazis right now. Doing the beating.

Clip: 37:41

Apologizing to do apologies. Can you believe it, this is an alberta coming in a 21st century right now? There you go. This is what happened under the leadership of Daniel's minute, conservative government. Can you believe it? And here is the this is what they're doing to our family. They have taken here is the homosexual flag right there. Can you believe it? Unbelievable. And look at that. The modern day Gestapo. The modern day Gestapo. Wow.

Thee Gooch: 38:45

So what's going on is that the the pastor refused to identify the drag queen as a female. Okay. It was a male dressed in women's clothing. And then he refused to write the queen, the drag queen, an apology letter.

Joe: 39:03

Okay.

Thee Gooch: 39:04

And this is going on in Alberta, Canada. The guy says conservative leaders, but they're not conservative leaders, they're liberal leaders, Democrat leaders. They're in uh Alberta, Canada. This is what they want to instill in society. Look, I know there's gays. I have plenty of we have family that are gay. I have a couple friends that are fucking gay. I don't give a shit. Right, right. But the idea of us, society, to use our imagination to be like, yeah, that's that's a woman when it's really a man. I I personally will refuse that. I will see a dude dressed up as a women and say, What's up, man? Because I don't give a fuck. I'm not gonna bow down to their ideas, their their mental illness.

Joe: 39:56

That's fucking crazy. And did you hear about that one that I think it was in the gold gym or yeah, in gold gym?

Thee Gooch: 40:03

Yeah, it was a guy that just go ahead. Was it Planet? Can you hear me?

Joe: 40:12

Yeah, I think it was Planet Fitness or Gold Gym.

Thee Gooch: 40:14

One of the I think it was Planet Fitness. It was Planet Fitness? Yeah.

Joe: 40:18

Well, that was a guy that goes in into the women's restroom. His thing, his junk was hanging out, and this lady gets all pissed off. I mean, I don't blame her, you know. You know, but then then they and she was making all this uh big scene in there, and no one's like, well, like they didn't care, you know. Like they were all for it. Like, fuck, dude. You know, that could be your daughter in there and shit, and you see a guy fucking with his whole junk coming out. You should, I wouldn't want that shit, you know.

Thee Gooch: 40:46

Yeah, dude, and it's like my idea, dude. It's like if you're gonna dress up like a woman, that's on you. I can care. That's your life. You can you're gay, whatever, you know. Don't expect me to fall into that. Yeah. To where yes, yes, ma'am, yes, knowing them well that it's a girl, I mean a dude, you know, I'm not gonna be like, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. No, how can I help you, sir? Sir, yeah. How's it hanging? You know, short, shriveled, and to the left, or what's going on here?

Effect: 41:18

Yeah, baby.

Thee Gooch: 41:20

Yeah. So that's what that's what happened to the pastor. And this is the second time it's happened. Well, this is the first one I've seen in Canada. Uh, the first the the second one happened, I think it was in the UK.

Joe: 41:31

Okay.

Thee Gooch: 41:33

Something about Muslims. The somebody got arrested for saying something about Muslims on social media, and they arrested his ass.

Joe: 41:40

Oh, no shit.

Thee Gooch: 41:41

Oh, yeah. So to the United States, you guys better wake up because places like Michigan and and yeah, Deuborne and Minnesota, and and they say they want to be a good one.

Joe: 41:55

They go, Oh, you're jealous.

Thee Gooch: 41:57

There was one fucking clip I forgot to record it, but um Oh, you're just jealous because you know we're gonna conquer and this and that, and you know, I don't know, shit like that, but and you know when you look at when you look at all these protests pre-palest, they're all white liberal women, dude. Yeah, yeah. You know, all of them. Yeah.

Joe: 42:18

It's fucking crazy. But basically, most of them, all of them, even the men, too, you know, they're all for it.

Thee Gooch: 42:26

The liberals, yeah, you know, and it's crazy, dude. It's crazy. They want the United States to be like that. Little do they know. Once they that Sharia law kicks in, uh-huh, uh-huh. You know, people are gonna be disappointed.

Joe: 42:39

Yeah, I know, right?

Thee Gooch: 42:40

To say the least.

Joe: 42:41

They don't seem to get it, yeah.

Thee Gooch: 42:42

They don't get it. This is a kid, this is uh the United States is a Christian country. And that's the only reason why the Muslims want to come here is because they want to conquer it.

Joe: 42:54

Yeah, they want to conquer it and you know, destroy the land of the free.

unknown: 42:58

Yeah.

Thee Gooch: 42:59

And like I said last week in the podcast, women, women in the Muslim religion or yeah, in the Muslim religion, most of them aren't allowed to go to heaven. There is no heaven for them. But when the men die after doing good in life, they get you know 72 virgins. Well, how the fuck is that possible?

Joe: 43:21

I know, right?

Thee Gooch: 43:23

Oh shit. Are we talking about goats, sheep? What are we talking about? Women, donkeys, dude. Donkeys? Because they're they're infamous, but they're infamous for having sex with goats. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

Joe: 43:38

Well, I mean, um, yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah, I think they do it in every different country, don't they?

Thee Gooch: 43:44

I've never fucked a goat, have you?

Joe: 43:46

No, not me. Not me. I fucked an orange.

Thee Gooch: 43:55

Lucky orange.

Joe: 43:59

Well, well, but um, yeah, dude, it's it's fucking it's weird, you know. You know, but um yeah, I just think it's fucking stupid. I mean, I don't know, man.

Thee Gooch: 44:10

Just uh yeah, they want to conquer the United States. We'll see, we'll see how it goes, dude. We'll see what the next two years. I'll tell you what, though, if there was a Democrat in office right now, dude, we would be fucked.

Joe: 44:22

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Thee Gooch: 44:23

Yeah. Look at all the the fraud they're finding now from Dearborn, Michigan, isn't it? Elon, what's her name?

Joe: 44:29

Eon Elon Omar. Omar, yeah.

Thee Gooch: 44:33

She married her brother just to get him a citizenship. Yeah. Now that now they're saying eight billion dollars went to illegal immigrants and nothing but fraud cases now. Eight billion? Imagine that, dude. Shh, yeah. Fuck. But meanwhile, all these dirty politicians are walking around free. If they have the fucking evidence, let's arrest some fucking people.

Joe: 44:58

Yeah, you know, and then um, speaking of Democrat, then then uh Halle Berry came out about the mommy menopause.

Thee Gooch: 45:09

I think menopause. Yeah, no shit. I I became a Halle Berry fan now, dude. I didn't realize she was uh I don't know if she's conservative or Republican, but what she said, she was on point. Yeah, yeah. I was like surprised. I go, Oh shit, what what wait, wait, what I go, what the fuck? You know, well, you know, now the Democrats are gonna cancel her, right? She won't work for Hollywood ever again. Oh, probably, yeah, yeah.

Joe: 45:34

No, that's gonna do it.

Thee Gooch: 45:35

After saying what she do you don't have a clip?

Joe: 45:37

No, I didn't get it. I didn't get a clip, but uh maybe we'll show it uh next week. I don't know if it'll be too late, but yeah, but um I was surprised in Chicago go, damn. So by the time someone gets it, right? Like, you know, he he he um didn't pass the bill, right?

Thee Gooch: 45:55

Yeah, there was something about something for women that about menopause programs or something for women awareness, and then Gavin Newsom, the governor of California, didn't pass it two years in a row. So these are the kind of celebrities that need to use their platform to damn these dirty politicians because there's too many that are like what's his name? The incredible Hulk, Mark Ruffalo. Yeah, he's a fucking he's a Democrat, can't stand that motherfucker. The lesbians of Green Day can't stand them motherfuckers because they go, they go they they they we can see as a society, we can see the destruction that the Democratic Party are doing. But we have celebrities saying, no, the Democrats are doing good, Trump is bad, and uh you know I'm not I I don't I don't agree with everything that the Trump administration has done or been doing, but at least I think we're on the right track, you know.

Joe: 47:05

You know what I kind of stand looking now, looking at right now? That actor George Clooney, dude. Another twisted liberal.

Thee Gooch: 47:15

Well, George Clooney, here's a fact uh not everybody talks about. George Clooney, when Joe Biden was running for a second term of president, George Clooney was one of the biggest donors for Joe Biden. But then George Clooney pulled out of the donation because everybody started talking after Donald Trump and Joe Biden debated, everybody was talking about how fucking slow Joe Biden looked. So George Clooney stopped donating to the Joe Biden campaign, and that's when a king in the Democratic Party installed Kamala Harris as a running mate that nobody absolutely voted for, but they installed her so she can run as a president.

Joe: 48:06

That's fucking crazy, huh? I mean, actors in Hollywood are getting involved with politics and all that shit.

Thee Gooch: 48:15

They should just stick to acting.

Joe: 48:17

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. It has to do with a lot of that sex trafficking shit, you know. It has to.

Thee Gooch: 48:27

Oh yeah. You notice we're not we you notice we don't hear about the Epstein files anymore?

Joe: 48:32

Yeah, I know.

Thee Gooch: 48:32

I was wondering what happened because a lot of Democrats are on it. That's fucking crazy. You notice we're we're not hearing about the three IA atlas anymore? Yeah, yeah, because it was to distract you for the fucking files, huh? All of a sudden we're not in danger anymore. See, I told you, dude.

Joe: 48:50

Yeah, you're right.

Thee Gooch: 48:51

I called it from uh two months ago. I called it, yeah.

Joe: 49:01

Damn, you hit the nail right in the head, Gooch.

Speaker 3: 49:03

Yeah, because it's it's fear mongering. There's there's nothing coming to Earth.

Thee Gooch: 49:09

Yeah.

Joe: 49:10

I mean, I was fear mongering. I was like kind of believing it, but I there was it was uh UFO coming down and shit, you know?

Thee Gooch: 49:18

Yeah, it kind of got me, you know. UFO is already here. Yeah, they're already here, they're in the ocean.

Joe: 49:26

What about over the wall? Over the wall.

Thee Gooch: 49:29

There's there's a population over the wall, sure. I believe that. There's the extraterrestrials, yep. Yeah. Yep. Different different uh civilizations over the our Antarctica wall. People people always say, oh, you can you can go there in Antarctica anytime you want. See not unless you have a tour guide and they take you to where you where you want to where you can go where you can go, but you can't truly go into Antarctica.

Joe: 50:01

Yeah, because they have that guard suit. I forgot the name of the what's the name of it? Oh fuck, I forgot it. Secret Ancient Man, secret and Venezuela is in the news too. Oh yeah, Venezuela, and they bombed the boats again, huh?

Thee Gooch: 50:22

Yeah, they're bombing the the drug boats, cocaine full of cocaine or whatever smugglers, yeah.

Joe: 50:30

The president of Venezuela, they're trying to say that they're fishermen. Believe that shit, yeah, yeah. Then trying to be they're in denial now.

Thee Gooch: 50:38

The only ones that's saying that are Democrats. Yeah, exactly. The president of Venezuela, Maduro, right? Burro? What'd you say? Burro? He tried to fucking demand Donald Trump to he was telling Donald Trump if he could at least have 200 million dollars so he can disappear to a safe state or a safe country, and blah blah blah. Donald Trump told him no. You see, he told him to get your shit. He's the president of Venezuela, right? He told him Donald, he Donald Trump told him to get his shit and get the fuck out.

Joe: 51:11

Oh shit. And Donald Trump says that he has his address and everything, huh? Yeah.

Thee Gooch: 51:19

That's fucking crazy, dude. That's cool.

Joe: 51:22

Yeah. I got your address right here, and I wanna and I go find you. Yeah, I will find you. I will find you. I will find you.

Thee Gooch: 51:34

Yeah, dude. Oh hey, so have you ever talked to Dino, dude? Whatever happened to Dino? Oh, yeah. I talk to that fucker all the time. He's stupid. He's sitting an idiot. Dino, if you're watching, you're an idiot. You want him to come on or what?

Effect: 51:48

Huh?

Thee Gooch: 51:49

You want him to come on?

Joe: 51:50

Well, I thought he was gonna come on. He wanted to join the show for a while and shit. And what happened? I don't know. Oh, it was too much strain for him, or what?

Thee Gooch: 52:00

Probably. He's an idiot, though.

Joe: 52:06

He's like the I think he's uh those kind of persons. Well, he's a good guy. Don't get me wrong. He's a really idiot, yeah. But um, and uh that he's those one of those guys that like he likes to fuck around with you, like he likes to talk shit, trying to bully you, but when you bully him back, he gets off mad, huh? Yeah, well, yeah.

Thee Gooch: 52:28

He was sending me jokes, and I was trying to uh huh. You know, you you know when you fake laugh. Yeah, good one, yeah.

Joe: 52:39

I didn't even understand the he's still smoking cigars. I think so. I'm not sure I want to bring you a cigar, dude.

Thee Gooch: 52:50

Got your fucking cigar right here. Yeah, we got 14 messages, Joe. Holy shit. Where? I don't know. I can't I don't have the capability of checking it out.

Joe: 52:59

Oh, I can show you.

Thee Gooch: 53:02

Yeah, press it and it says this one right here, right?

Joe: 53:09

You can see it. Can you see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh shit, that's too t that's too tiny. It is, huh? I mean it says it all can be similar. Let me put it on big. Can you see it big right there? Can you see it? Can you see it? Wow, that's big.

Thee Gooch: 53:37

Fucking crazy.

Joe: 53:38

Well, that's all the messages right there. That's from I don't even know who was at. It's from well, it's from Kik. We're in Kick and Facebook, everyone. So, welcome kick and all that stuff. Yeah, this is another Saturday night. Dude, I'm overwhelmed because of Christmas, dude. You know, because of Christmas gifts and all that stuff. I don't know. I don't think I want to give anybody gifts to uh this time. Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. Because I gotta worry about rent, dude. You know, I think the rent's more important, everything's going fucking up, you know. Gas, you know, shit like that.

Thee Gooch: 54:13

I want to do it for the boys this year because it's been about 10 years since I've done it. Maybe more, maybe longer. The world has gotten all fucked up, dude. I think we need to just distract our minds and be happy for a day, you know?

Joe: 54:27

Yeah, yeah. Everybody's all getting mad and angry. Everybody's all angry, dude. You know?

Speaker 3: 54:33

Now I gotta think about my granddaughter too.

Joe: 54:36

Yeah.

Thee Gooch: 54:37

You know? I'll probably just send her money. You gotta go visit her, huh? I don't have to go visit her. Well, they plan on leaving that state. They're gonna either go to California or Texas. Texas, Texas, Texas. They have family out there, dude. Where in California? In Texas? In Texas? I think his wife does.

Joe: 55:02

Oh no shit.

Thee Gooch: 55:05

She has a cousin with our same last name.

Joe: 55:09

Our same last name? Our last name? No shit.

Thee Gooch: 55:14

In Texas. So my son thinks he my my son thinks he might have he might have gotten married with a relative. Oh my gosh. That was funny. Are we it, mama? Yeah, I think we're here, Gooch. I'm gonna go to sleep.

Joe: 55:40

You gonna go to sleep? You gonna go to memes? Memes. Memes. All right, everyone. I think this is it, everybody. We're gonna call it a night. Happy Friday, everybody. Happy Friday. I just wanna say that um if you guys want to aim your camera phone to the Q the QR code right there, it goes directly to our episodes. If you want to support our show, it's like giving us a tip. We'll tip us three dollars a month. Um, you could cancel anytime. You also will get a um a shout out. And if you guys want to subscribe for season three, and you will also have a shout-out, and you could also get a one-time gift. And if you're not satisfied with our podcast, you could uh cancel anytime, everybody. Any last words for you, Gooch? Any last words?

Thee Gooch: 56:38

Um, don't drink and drive, everybody. Be safe in this Christmas season. Drive like humans, not like animals in the fucking snow.

Joe: 56:49

There you go. There you go. There you have it, everybody, from the Gooch's, the Gooch himself. And um, I want to thank all the listeners out there who are downloading our podcast. And thank you for all the downloads. We really, really thank you for the 10,000, um all-time 10,000 downloads. 10,000, bro. That's badass. And um, it's it's it's hard to leave this podcast because you you want to talk more, but um it's it's the end of the show, it's end in the night, and I'm tired too, and I'm exhausted. But um, we'll do it next week again, next Friday, everybody. This is temporary, we're not gonna be Fridays all the time. And um, this is it, everybody. I want to I just want to say thank you for your all your downloads, everybody. All I can say is bye.