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Joe and Thee Gooch Season 3 Episode 7

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A 3–0 hole against Philly felt like a gut punch—until it became the night the Dodgers reminded us why we keep the faith. We walk through the turning points in detail: Ohtani’s command, Christopher Sánchez mowing early, the moment Kiké Hernández cracked the door, Teoscar Hernández blew it off the hinges, and a rookie closer named Sasaki iced the ninth. It’s the kind of comeback that resets your pulse and your outlook.

From there, we widen the lens and tackle the mess of the moment: a grim Texas headline, claims of police stand‑downs, and the way leadership and media shape what we fear and what we ignore. We argue about the government shutdown, funding fights, and how outrage becomes a script. Then we crash straight into culture wars with a spicy take on the Super Bowl halftime debate and the Bad Bunny backlash—who gets the biggest stage, who decides, and why the choice feels bigger than music. The conversation is blunt, funny, and sometimes crude, but always honest about how narratives hook us.

We also poke holes in the 3I/ATLAS comet frenzy: “guided fragments,” methane spikes over Mars, telescopes that apparently never wobble—plenty to question, plenty to deconstruct. Not every theory survives contact with physics, but the skepticism makes sense when trust is scarce. Throughout, we keep it human: aches from long days, a real product plug for Suavecito pomade that actually works, and a reminder that small rituals—good hair, good jokes, good games—can steady the room. Come for the baseball, stay for the candor, and leave with a clearer filter for the week ahead.

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Joe:

What's up everybody? What's up? What's up everybody? This is Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted. What's up, Los Angeles, California? What's up? What's up, everybody? What's up? We my name is Joe. We have the Gooch. What's up, Gooch? I'm in the Everything Gooch.

Gooch:

Almost almost jumped my uh phone right there. You see that?

Joe:

Oh you did? Oh my god. We just we just started here.

Gooch:

Almost had a heart attack.

Joe:

Oh my Goshed.

Gooch:

Oh my Goshed.

Joe:

Before we start the show, everybody, I wanna say it's uh 78 degrees in the highs of Los Angeles California, everybody. Not too hot. It's very good, it's very good. I love it, I love it, I love it. I wanna say, I wanna thank all the listeners that are giving our dominos. Thank you very much. We wanna thank Europe, hello here. Everybody around the world, thank you very much, North America, South America as well. Thank you, and I wanna thank um another supporter, um Mikayla, everybody. Thank you, Mikayla. Um if we guess one uh support our show. Um we have our new feature now on StreamYard. It's uh a K I mean a K QR code. You just take a picture of it, it's up in the left hand side right there. You just take a picture, you go directly to our episodes, everybody, and you wanna support our show from there uh for three dollars a month, you could um have a shout out as well, and you could um leave us uh a tip like three dollars a month and all that stuff, and uh, if you're not satisfied on our podcast, you could cancel anytime. And also, if you wanna subscribe for season three for three dollars a month, and you will receive a miniature gift, a one-time gift, and um, and if you're not satisfied with our podcast, you can also cancel anytime. Also, you could get a shout out as well. And um, that's all I'm gonna say. Thank you guys and all your listeners out there. There's a QR Q the QR code right there. Just get your camera, take a picture, it goes directly to thee talkers.buzzsprout.com, everybody. Believe that our new feature, man. Let me check it up. Nice! See a little QR code right there?

Gooch:

Yeah, it's a little tiny.

Joe:

Mmm, and then I'm also we gotta buy me a coffee too. So you wanna donate our for our show? Uh here's um how you call it uh the buy me a top uh buy me a coffee right here.

Gooch:

So yeah, someone buy us a coffee.

Joe:

Oh well, actually I put it in the in the in the phrase buy me a beer. How about that?

Gooch:

Oh, you want a beer?

Joe:

Yeah. So yeah, baby. Well, buy us a beer. You know what?

Gooch:

Buy us a beer.

Joe:

No, yeah, so ah man, uh it's uh it was a good day yesterday. We got out of work. I was so excited, dude, because I won't we were I was actually nervous yesterday about yesterday because you know the Dodgers and Phillies game yesterday, dude. It was pretty pretty uh intense game. It was a real intense game, you know. But we'll speak we'll talk about that later. So how how you been, Gooch?

Gooch:

Oh, I've been I've just been relaxing, dude. Last couple days, you know. Relaxing? Yeah, I've been relaxing.

Joe:

Oh shit.

Gooch:

Well deserved. What did you do? Time to relax. Absolutely nothing. Nothing. Just uh just kicking back and not just kicking back. Put my finger in my butt, drank a few beers on Friday, I think, or Thursday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smoked a lot of cigarettes. I wish weed was was legal here where I'm at in the state where I'm at. They should make it well, maybe they shouldn't. Who knows?

Joe:

Well, yeah, it would be kind of like ten times worse than um California, wouldn't it be?

Gooch:

Yeah, then this whole state will turn to shit because all these fucking potheads are in fucking city councils and all this other shit. And they then they turn into fucking liberal democrats. No, never mind. Keep it illegal.

Joe:

Yeah, keep it illegal. You don't need that. Yeah, and then uh yeah, dude, that's like uh I don't know. That I think that would be a bad idea if it if they pass it and stuff like that, you know. I think so too, especially like fine. You guys are just fine the way.

Gooch:

I'll suffer with my fucking arthritis.

Joe:

Yeah. Oh, you got arthritis too?

Gooch:

Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Oh yeah, real bad. Oh gosh.

Joe:

Jeez.

Gooch:

Oh yeah, dude. As soon as the weather starts changing up here, dude, because in the summertime I'm good. Yeah, I I feel a little pain, you know, because you know I'm getting older and shit.

Joe:

Right, right.

Gooch:

But as soon as the weather starts to change to fall and then winter, you can tell, dude. Like you can fucking tell up here and where I'm at. My shoulders start giving way, like, and then uh my knees, my back, the arthritis. It's like, holy fuck. No shit. Oh boy.

Joe:

Damn. And you know what? I feel I'm feeling it too because when um, you know, we close we close trailers at my job at my work, and you know, you have to kneel down like when you're locking the you got little seals and you have to lock the the trailers. And it's hard, you know. Before when I was a kid, I used to get out real quick. But now I was like, I gotta touch something to fucking lift me up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm gonna go, fuck, man. And it now I know it's like hey, lift me up, help me up, man. Like an old fucking man, man. You don't know.

Gooch:

Yeah, just like that. Remember when daddy used to do that?

Joe:

Yeah, daddy's to tell us that shit. Lift me up.

Gooch:

I I'm in that, I'm in that situation right now, dude.

Joe:

Yeah, same weird.

Gooch:

I'll get up really slow.

Joe:

That's true. I mean, fuck, dude. That's like fuck, now I know how it feels now.

Gooch:

But it's weird though, because I like right now, like if I stand up, I'll grunt and make a lot of old man noises, right? I'll even pass a little gas getting up from under the chair, right?

Joe:

Oh shit.

Gooch:

But what but when I'm at work though, when I'm at work, I don't feel it, dude. It's crazy.

Joe:

You don't feel it?

Gooch:

Yeah, I'll just fuck hanging fucking sheetrock and shit, you know?

Joe:

You know, you you know what what what really will scare me the most of I'm in that age, like around maybe like 70 or 60, if I ever make it. Just doing poo-poo. Like, I don't know where because some older people, when they do poop, they they don't feel it when they're pooping. You know? Right, right, right. Either when they fart, I think when they fart too, they don't know, they don't realize they're pooping, you know what I'm saying? Oh yeah. But um that's what I'm telling us.

Gooch:

You are you telling us in the audience that you're gonna be using diapers here pretty soon?

Joe:

Uh maybe, maybe as it's getting closer, you know what I'm saying?

Gooch:

Lucky diapers.

Joe:

Lucky diapers. Yeah, I mean, but uh that's what uh that's what I'm fucking worried from what I've been hearing from other older people and stuff.

Gooch:

But you know, people think that they make butt plugs for women, you know?

Joe:

Uh-huh.

Gooch:

They they're not just for women. Now, see if I had the problem where I'm farting and and and a surprise comes with it, I'm gonna put I'm gonna put a butt plug up in there, dude.

Joe:

Just to uh plug it up and shit, like a cork?

Gooch:

Oh yeah, just like a cork. Yeah. But I'll probably get one of the bigger ones, you know, because the bigger ones? Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Damn. If I could put a whole fist up there, you know, just to keep it from coming out. You know what I mean? It's gonna be one of those shows, dude. I didn't uh I didn't really do much. I'm just so sick and tired of what's going on with this with this world, dude, and it it's just amazing. And it's like lay off the the shit today. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's just so much bullshit, so much hate earlier today in Texas. I I don't have the full scope of it, uh-huh, but I just heard about 20 minutes ago that there was a shooting in Texas somewhere, and two little girls got hit, and they're possibly they're clinging to life. So a woman killed, uh shot them. Uh they arrested the woman that was earlier today in Texas. And it's just it's just so much, dude.

Joe:

Why did she shoot them though? You don't know.

Gooch:

I have no idea. I I heard I heard I caught wind of it just when it happened, like breaking news. But it's just it's just too much, dude. It's too much. Yeah, it's kind of overwhelming, you know. I think these I think these fucking lunatics want a civil war, and I think they're gonna get it. You know, good versus bad, good versus evil, whatever you want to call it. You know, it's gonna happen, dude. And us as citizens, we need to be ready for it.

Joe:

You know, I mean, I I I for me, forgot I'll turn on my my my uh spotlight. Because I look too dark, dude. I look like E.T. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but um yeah, dude, it's uh it's a damn shame, dude, because uh didn't uh Trump pass the bill for um investigating Antifa and all that shit.

Gooch:

I think he labeled them as a domestic terrorist group here in the United States. Yeah, yeah.

Joe:

And there was a I forgot what it was, dude. I just I was just reading this right before we started the show, dude. I think it just I mean a journalist got beat up, right, by Antifa. And and it's fun, and it sucks because well, what's her name? Mention it, the secretary of forgot her name. Um I'm not like like I'm not like you are, I'm not into all politics, but but uh she mentioned that uh that uh one of the journalists got her uh got beat up by them, by the Antifa, and just doing his job, right? He was a journalist and he got all beat up, and he's the one that got arrested. Yeah, and uh Antifa's gonna get arrested too. And now they're gonna go out and for an investigation now, right?

Gooch:

And uh and and that's that's the problem that we're facing here in society, and and because of the leadership that's going on in the in the country, um, there's there are reports that are saying that the cops are saying that they were told to stand down, to let them Tifa or whoever protests, let them do their thing. Stand down. Don't protect ICE, don't protect the National Guard, just stand down. What kind of shit is that? They're law enforcement, you know. Take care of it. Yeah, and what they do before you become a law enforcement, you know, when they hire you, you go through the process, the last thing you do is you swear the oath to the Constitution.

Joe:

Right.

Gooch:

And when you have higher-up, you know, scumbag higher-ups that are corrupt, yeah, they'll tell a police officer to stand down.

Joe:

Jesus embarrassing, dude.

Gooch:

Yeah, it's called treason too. Treason. Yeah, treason. Or tyranny, one or the other.

Joe:

And uh now that we're we're headed to that um the government shutdown, right? Because it's the lunatics, right? From Democrats.

Gooch:

Well, we've been shut down. The government, I don't want to say we, sorry, my apologies, but the government has been shut down almost a week now, I think. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Almost a week.

Joe:

Yeah.

Gooch:

But and the and the Democrats are are you know they're blaming the the uh Republicans, but really it's it's the Democrat, Chuck Schumer more specifically, yeah, because they still want to fund health care for the illegal immigrants. And in 1996, there's a law that forbids that. But nobody talks about that.

Joe:

Yo, every all of a sudden, history disappears.

Gooch:

Yeah, all of a sudden, it just doesn't exist. They forget.

Joe:

You know, there's a there's a clip of um what's his name again? Shilmer? Shimmer? Shamer, we should be calling them Shamer instead of Shummer. Yeah, but this one cracks me up. There's a little fucking video, dude. This clip it has a kick to it, dude. I don't know if you want to see it, you know? Yeah, go for it. Let's see how let's check it out. I think it's the actually one disappear, dude. Yeah, me too.

Clip:

I'll tell Hakeem Jeffries right now. I make this solemn promise to you that if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop. And I've talked to the president of the United States about that. Look, guys, there's no way to sugarcoat it. Nobody likes Democrats anymore. We have no voters left because of all of our woke trans bullshit. Not even black people want to vote for us anymore, even Latinos hate us. So we need new voters. And if we give all these illegal aliens free health care, we might be able to get them on our side so they can vote for us. They can't even speak English, so they won't realize we're just a bunch of woke pieces of shit, you know, at least for a while until they they learn English and they realize they hate us too.

Joe:

There was another one, dude, but I think uh let me see if it's a work. Oh my gosh, it's not here, dude. But I thought I put it in here, dude. Nah, it's the one they was dancing and shit. Oh my gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Shit. Oh my gosh, I can't believe it's a good thing.

Gooch:

Oh, dude, that when Trump posted that about them not being liked and shit, whatever. He posted it on his true social. I don't have that, but he posted it. Oh, the fucking Democrats just lost their minds, dude.

Joe:

Yeah, I know. Yeah, every single one of them, dude. They're all like fucking crying and shit. Yeah, big babies. What the fuck? Stupid. Oh my gosh, dude, I can't believe it it disappeared. I guess we had to re- re-renew our our content right here in the thing. It's it's gone. Yeah, shit. I thought I put it in there. But um, well, you know which one I'm talking about. They're all that that fucking rhythm, dude. That then Latino. Yeah. When he's like thinking he's not when he's like he's like dancing like this. Yeah. That's just fucking funny, dude.

Gooch:

They got that, they got that from the they got that from the the Mexican dude that looks like you. Like me?

Joe:

Yeah. Yeah.

Gooch:

Who the who who that Mexican dude? I'll show you, I'll show you later, but it's funny.

Joe:

Jeez.

Gooch:

Hold on, hold on. So, anyways, um, Joe left uh the microphone.

Joe:

I think he's getting really, really funny, dude. I was like laughing. I'll probably put it on next week. Next week, because if I do it now, it's gonna interrupt my um our sound and shit and shit. But uh yeah, dude, I was I was I was fucking laughing, dude. So it was fucking crazy.

Gooch:

So did you hear who's the fucking halftime show performer for the NFL?

Joe:

Oh yeah, Super Bowl. Tyler uh Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, no, is not or but Bad Bunny? Bad Bunny, it's Bad Bunny, yeah. No shit. I thought he said that he was gonna leave to Puerto Rico, he doesn't want to be here.

Gooch:

Hey, he's a fucking woke celebrity. What do you expect? Oh shit, no shit. Oh, and all the Latino mix the other Latinos, the Puerto Ricans, all these guys are oh, MAGA's losing their shit because oh it's it's gonna be Mexican music. No, we're not, we're not losing our shit because of that. At least I'm not. I mean, I don't consider myself MAGA by no means because in my opinion, I don't think it's not gonna hurt our feelings, it's not gonna hurt our feelings, it's just stupid, it makes no sense. And I'll give you an example. Who's a who's a who's a country singer that's big right now in America? I don't listen to country. Who's the big who's the biggest country singer? Nah, who's the biggest country music star right now? Well, let's just say out of the fucking I don't know country music, okay? Let's just say Eric Church of all people. I don't know who he is, I've never heard his music right. Let's just say Eric Church goes to Mexico, sings the Mexican national anthem in Mexico in English. How much fucking sense does that make? That's the same thing with this fucking dipshit, Bad Bunny. All right, same thing. That's why I'm like, I'm not gonna watch. Oh, I don't even watch the fucking Super Bowl to begin with. Yeah, but let's get somebody, let's get Metallica, dude. We're still waiting for Metallica to do the halftime show. I think they're all they're overrated, dude. That's probably why. I don't know. Or you know who's behind the pick? You know who's behind the pick of uh the bad bunny, right? The Democrats. I don't know how. I I don't know how. No, it's the Jay-Z of all people. Jay-Z, no shit. Of all people, he's behind that bad bunny performing in the Super Bowl. Oh, really? I didn't know that. Yeah, he's he has something to do with that shit. But uh, there's a couple owners of the the NFL teams are trying to get that canceled. Jerry Jones is one of them, yeah. Try to get it canceled. That they want a different performer. Because for one, Puerto Rico's part of the US territory, right? They're part of the United States, right? This m this fucking bad bunny character uh denounced the United States.

Joe:

He did?

Gooch:

Yeah, he denounced it, you know, a couple months ago that he's not gonna do it, he's not gonna be performing in the United States in the mainland here in the 50 states because of ice and all this other bullshit.

Joe:

Well, it looks like he doesn't know anything about his um his states because Puerto Rico's half uh United States, isn't it? Yeah, because he's making it sounds like oh, I'm gonna leave this country like dude, you're leaving the country to the country, you know what I'm saying?

Gooch:

Yeah, you mean yeah, yeah, it's like it's like it's like you're leaving your house to go to the backyard.

Joe:

Yeah, exactly.

Gooch:

Oh that's how intelligent these woke people are, dude.

Joe:

Yeah. And uh actors too, you know.

Gooch:

But um who's messaging us right there, Joseph?

Joe:

Just the same old spam shit, yeah.

Gooch:

I bet you if you show them your dick, they won't test they won't message you anymore.

Joe:

You think so?

Gooch:

I think so.

Joe:

Oh you know so? Oh yeah. It should be ping, not boing. You know, but um yeah, dude. So but anything. So that's what that's what he said. He that he's gonna perform the Super Bowl.

Gooch:

Yeah, I've never heard I've never heard of any bad bunny songs. I don't care who he is. I don't it's not because he sings Spanish. I have no interest in stupid music.

Joe:

Well, yeah, well, I mean, we have every everybody has their right their their own choice of taste of music or comedy and shit like that. And you know, just I don't know. You know, just it's all silly out there, dude. It's all like it's like uh a real, real fucking circus out there, you know what I'm saying? But um I don't know, just uh it's too much, too much silly going around. You know, they don't care about people's um well-being and shit now these days, you know. But um, no one cares, you know. But I'm gonna say whatever we wanna say, you gonna say we wanna say if you don't fucking wanna hear it, don't fucking tune in. If we suck, we suck. But who has 500 fucking downloads uh in in in the month? Oh, I know I suck. But but um yeah, dude, it's just uh but uh I don't know, dude.

Gooch:

Just uh yeah, so that's what's going on here with that fucking halftime show. Yeah, you know, I mean we could we could all be encouraging and be oh good for him, but yeah, the dipshit the dipshit renounced you know the United States. I have no respect for that.

Joe:

Well maybe this is how bell um maybe this is how bad bunny sounds. Maybe it sounds like that, dude.

Gooch:

That was fucking perfect, dude.

Joe:

That shit came out of nowhere. That was good one. But uh yeah, dude. So it's um maybe it's yeah, pretty much I even sing like that too. Three, four? Okay, so yesterday I was like uh so fucking nervous yesterday, dude. You know, because uh I had a feeling because they the Phillies are really good playing baseball, you know? Yeah, and um they're I they were already like I think they were like uh three to zero at the time, dude. The Dodgers just came back, you know what I'm saying? Uh-huh. And uh Otani was pitching, he pitched a uh really good game, you know what I'm saying? And uh also uh I want to get my hand uh how do you how do you call that shit? Um my uh kudos to the pitcher from the Phillies, dude. He's a pretty good pitcher, dude. I was fucking really worried. You know, did you watch the US City branches?

Gooch:

Dude, I don't I don't it's because I don't want to spend that money, dude. Fucking I love the Dodgers and shit, but um, the money they charge to to get it on cable, fuck there's a lot.

Joe:

Yeah, well, the pitcher, his name is Christopher uh Sanchez on uh fucking Phillies. Uh he pitched a hell of a good game, dude. And I thought just because this guy, he was pitching, he was striking everybody, all the Dodgers out. Yeah, I think he had like uh nine strikes already. Nine strikeouts, you know, and Otani only he Ohtani stole it in the game uh six innings. He only stood for six innings, okay. But the the pitcher, Christopher Sanchez, only he was already getting winded, he was already getting tired. So uh yeah, I mean, it was really good. You uh I got some uh clips. You want to see some um baseball action right now. Um, because it was it was it was really good. It was uh Kike's night and the Oscar's night. They're uh Kike they call him the Hernandez brothers because of their same last name.

Gooch:

Right.

Joe:

Kike Hernandez and the Oscar Hernandez, you know, and you gotta think about it. They were three and all. Right? Right. And it was already in the I think it was already in the sixth inning, dude, or seven inning or under. And Dodgers are known to come back, okay? Right. And and when the Oscar, oh no, what's his name? Uh Kike Hernandez. They were well, you got to watch it. You know, uh I'm gonna show you right now, and uh and uh because uh you know what? Don't tell me okay, here we go. I'm gonna give you the pictures first, okay? How they the battle the strikes and all that stuff, right? So here we go.

Clip:

Christopher Sanchez taking over as the game one starter for the Phil's pitches into the sixth innings, the longest outing of his.

Joe:

Well, that's Christopher Sanchez right there. He was already getting tired already right now. So they got this guy David Robertson, a late advanced.

Clip:

David Robertson club this year. He's gonna get the ball with two outs of the six. Dave Roberts will counter with Max Muncie off the bench. Muncie a little half swing. Robertson fields it long. Underhand flipped to first and gets out of the inning. And D-Roth does the job and holds the lead. Shohei Otani goes back to the mound here for the bottom of the sixth inning. Bryce Harper will lead off. And a swing at a miss. Otani with the curveball again, strikes out Harper, strikeout number eight. Lascar Hernandez puts it away for out number two. And that's gonna bring up Brandon Marsh. And Otani goes back to the hook. One, two, three, and the six go to Phillies with book ending case. Nine now for Shohei, right here.

Joe:

You saw that shit? Okay, that that was that was the battle of the strikes, dude. So it was uh Dave Robertson and uh Otani between them two. And here's uh Kika's base hit, dude. If it wasn't for him, shit, dude, that would have lost. They would have lost, dude.

Clip:

Kike Hernandez at the plate with the Dodgers trailing 3-0. Dodgers had the most comeback wins in the National League in the regular season. Hernandez line drive. That is gonna be a fair ball. Freddie Freeman around third. He'll score easily. Tommy Edman being waived home. And he is in there without a throw. Kike Hernandez delivers in the postseason again. Two RBI double. It's a 3-2 Phillies lead. Different ball game right now. That ball was just fair. It's incredible, man. We talked about it. KK Hernandez in 2-0 three on the year. Huge wild card series. And now right here gets a slider. We have not seen too many of these tonight. The Dodgers are back in the game. Well, that will be all for Christopher Sanchez. Christopher Sanchez taking over as the game one starter for the Phills pitches into the sixth innings. The longest outing of his playoff career, but he's probably not happy about where he's left it right now.

Joe:

Okay. And you remember you remember Bader, right? He's from the Phillies, too, right? You know, the one that hit that home run and father caught that ball. Right. And uh and that little woke lady took stole that ball. Well, this is um Bader right here. He made a he made a good fucking catch, dude. Here's another clip of um Bader on the Phillies.

Clip:

So now Andy Pai has with the game. He's all for one with a K. In the air, center field. It's dying, and it is caught by Bader. Bader snaps up, throws to first late. What a play by Harrison Bader for out number one. Tremendous jump. I'm looking at watching the ball tailing away from him. I'm like, oh, he's got no chance. All of a sudden it's a dive and a catch. Tremendous play. Wow. The fans in left center field and right center field all around the yard are serenading him right now with a standing ovation, and rightfully so. And look at what we have here, Rick Monday. Pinch hitting for Ben Rurbit here.

Gooch:

Did the Dodgers win that game?

Joe:

Yeah, they did. Oh, and then um, here's uh the Oscar's home run. It was a beautiful home run. It was a real intense game, dude. And they just came back out of nowhere, dude. Here's uh TeOscar, okay.

Clip:

It has been a tough night for Tao. Oh for three, three strikeouts, and part of the misplay in right field, and the Phillies scored three runs in the second inning. He can make up for it with one swing. The pitch. High in the air, right center field, Bader on the run, on the warning track. He's at the wall, and it's gone. Tao time in game one. He flips the scoreboard with a three-run bomb. And all of a sudden, Citizen Bank Park resembles a library. Nice and quiet. That bowl just continued to travel and travel. The Dodgers jump ahead five to three. Teoscar Hernandez fired up around the bases and back through the dugout. Was able to get Otani with the strikeout, able to get betts to fly out. Teoscar Hernandez, we talked about two home runs in game one about wild cards. One-how fastball. It shoots it to right center. Wow. What an A-B. That'll bring Freddie Freeman to the plate. Hodgers have quieted the crowd. Swing and a pop-up. Back of third. Boehm racing out into foul territory.

Joe:

Well, that was a good game, dude. To be honest. Is this best of seven right now? No, best of five, actually. They have to win three. Okay. So they have to win one more. Yeah, through two more. Two more? Yeah. Yeah, this is their first game. So they're gonna play tomorrow or on, I think, five five o'clock or 5:30. So, yeah, here's the last one with uh the rookie pitcher.

Clip:

Game one headed to the bottom of the night. Last chance time for the Phillies. Dodgers lead it five to three. Here comes the monster of the Nawa era. Rope Sasaki with his first Major League save opportunity. It comes in game one of a division series. And a call, strike three, dropped a splinter on him. Drill Muto strikes out, and out number one for Sasaki here of the ninth. Here's Kepler. There's a line drive, and he's gonna get down fair. Max Kepler on his way to second. Belly flop. He is in there. A risky play by Kepler, but he makes it. And it's a one-out double here of the ninth. Nick Castellanos is the time run. First ball swinging. Bouncer to second base. Miguel Rojas makes a play. Over to third goes Kepler. And the Phillies are down to their last out. And it's going to be Bryson Stott. In this game, Scott is one for three. A single sandwich between two strikeouts. In the air. Third base side. Muncie calling for it in foul ground. Waving everybody off. It's in his glove. And that's a win. For LA. The Dodgers roar back from an early 3-0 deficit. The brothers Hernandez bring in five runs. A quality start from Otani. Then Glasnow, Vestia, and Sasaki slam the door to steal game one.

Joe:

I was fucking nervous, dude. I mean, they finally wanted it, so fuck, dude. I was just thinking about that, overthinking it all day and shit. And they finally, then they're known to come back, you know. So now we gotta wait till tomorrow, see what happens. Bro, rookie Sasaki, man, he's a pretty very good pitcher, dude. But like he had an injury on the shoulder. It was like kind of like I probably was kind of bowering them. I mean bothering them and shit. So let's go, Dodgers. Let's go. Let's go, Dodgers. Wish I can watch him, but yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. I know how you feel. It's addicting, dude. Watching the Dodgers. Did you say dick? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Gooch:

I said addicting. Oh, okay. Addicting.

Joe:

It sounds like it says dick, huh? Yeah, yes. So what's on your mind, Gooch? Right now. A beer. A beer, damn. I mean, I got a six-pack right now, but I'm gonna wait until we're done and shit. You see, that's how much I have.

Gooch:

I have a six-pack in the fridge right now, right? Right, right. But yeah, I I get out of control.

Joe:

Okay.

Gooch:

I just want more and more and more and more and more until I pass out.

Joe:

Jeez, uh remember when we were kids, we were like, what, 21, let's just say. And um we used to fucking party all night, huh? We used to fucking just drink, drink, drink, and we'll just keep on drinking, huh? Now that we're fucking older, we'll only a six pack. Yeah.

Gooch:

You know what I'm saying? I think a 12 pack, a 12 pack and a tall can for me, I'm good.

Joe:

Yeah, same here.

Gooch:

Same here. By the ninth beer, I'm ready for bed.

Joe:

Yeah, yeah, that's true. Before we start the show, I mean, what am I saying? We didn't start yet. What's going on? Um, this program is brought to you by but that's how you say it, right? Brought to you by, yeah. Oh brought to Suavecito. Okay. I buy this, I buy, I buy this pomade, dude. It's so fucking good for the hair. It's I would recommend people buying this uh Suavecito, the pomade. Because there's a I buy the matte one, the green one. For uh because it makes you have a dry look, a dry look. Okay.

Gooch:

Oh, okay.

Joe:

And the the firm uh the firm hold, it's like it's real, it's it's um heavy hold, uh, whole uh hold. It's like a stronghold kind of type of firm hold. In Spanish, they call it um female. So I would recommend everybody to buy this uh pomade, the Suavecito. Um, it it works really fine. And so yeah, the how you call it the website is uh www.suavecito.com. Everybody. Wrong button. But get that, it's only like $14. You could get it also in Walmart. This is why I buy my stuff now at Walmart. And I was shocked when I went to Walmart and I I saw uh Suavecito that I go, ooh, like you know, like a little boy, you know what I'm saying? I want to go, oh shit, they fucking have it right there. Oh fuck, man, I fucking like it. Yeah, Suavecito, man. That's pretty good. That's what I use for my hair when I'm going out or anything like that. Uh Suavecito, everybody.

Gooch:

And let's not forget that Suavecito smells really good. Really good, like really good. And I'm delicate when it comes to smells, dude. I'm delicate. I don't like to smell, you know, like because there's products out there for men that give me instant headaches.

Joe:

You know, I know, dude. Uh this stuff, this stuff's like, you if you go to the website of the www.suavacito.com, there's a lot of varieties. I think the main the headquarters and it's in um Anaheim and Irvine. So it's a huge store over there, so they have different different uh varieties. I mean, divide I was gonna say divert, whatever.

Gooch:

But but uh but they have drink it already, or no?

Joe:

And you know what, dude? It's just uh the afterwards, that's probably why, you know. You know, when you get all like you know, I'm already I I sound like that. That's not like that, dude. When I'm speaking, you know, but uh but yeah, dude. Uh it there's a there's a lot of special editions on that shit. Um they have like Star Wars, Felix the Cat, um Tapatio. They got little special editions right there, too. And that's cool, it's it works great. I bought the Mickey Mouse one because it was a special edition. The Suavecito, they have Mickey Mouse, and uh I bought it, oh shit, like another little boy. Oh shit, they go Mickey Mouse. So I got it and I I had to get it. I had to buy it. So even though I mean I only buy the matte one, but the other one, um, it was a firm hold. So yeah. Suavecito, everybody. Go buy it. Um that's a good shit. All right, Gooch. Huh? Oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead. No, you go ahead. You sure? Yeah. Go ahead. You probably were gonna say something. Uh well, I was gonna say too.

Gooch:

So No, it's actually when you you said www. Right? And I here's a fun fact. The guy who invented CERN. Yeah. Okay, CERN, when you look at the CERN, the logo CERN, there's 666 in it.

Joe:

Yeah, right, yeah, yeah. Right?

Gooch:

You've seen it, right?

Joe:

Yeah.

Gooch:

So does Google. Google has 666 on it when you look at their logo. Even Monster does here's a kicker for you. The www is the same guy that invented CERN, right?

Joe:

Well, that's where the internet came from from CERN. Right.

Gooch:

You know what the sixth letter of the alphabet is? And the Hebrew alphabet? For W.

Joe:

W, right? Yeah.

Gooch:

W is a six letter of the Hebrew alphabet. So every time you say W W W, you're saying six, six, six.

Joe:

Oh shit. You serious, dude? Yeah.

Gooch:

You're going to hell. Heathen.

Joe:

I'm going to hell.

Gooch:

No, I'm just giving you a fun fact. That's that's a fun fact. Symbolism is real.

Joe:

Yeah, I know. I I know about that, but I mean, I really I really don't take it. I don't really don't take it serious, you know, but it's just the way the way it is.

Gooch:

I mean, I don't know. We can't we can't notice every fucking symbol out there, right?

Joe:

Even the monster, the monster can do the M. What is it?

Gooch:

Uh Hebrew. Hebrew? Hebrew is this, I think it's a number six. The two the three sticks and the letter M on monster energy drink, the three sticks, that's the six yeah. Each no each stick is a six.

Joe:

Scary shit. Okay, so speaking of speaking of that, about this evilness and all that stuff. What do you think about this uh three I atlas? Atlas? Atlas, well I think it's both. You think so?

Gooch:

Yeah, it's a scary tactic.

Joe:

I mean I don't know, dude. So for some reason, I think it's a meteorite, I mean an asteroid. And a lot of people when I read on when I read in their how I call it their comments, they're saying that how does the asteroid get into the firm firmament?

Gooch:

You know. It's fear mongering. They're they're trying to scare us. Yeah. Because there's so much shit going on in the world, dude, that they want to distract you. So they think that this is either this is either a mothership or an asteroid. And oh, it's changing colors. First when we spotted it, we spotted it, it was green, now it's red, now it's back to green, now it's slowed down, now it's a lot bigger than what we thought. It's just fear mongering.

Joe:

You think they because then I heard that they did they they said that they destroyed it by a nuclear bomb or some shit like that? Or that is that one fake?

Gooch:

Yeah. That's we can't even get we can't even go back to the moon. You know what I mean? We've never been to the moon.

Joe:

To the moon. Do you know what I think, Gucci? I think the moon shoots everything out from the fucking to Earth. I think uh like the asteroids. That's a good theory. I think like it spits out fucking rocks, like asteroids. That's a good theory, all that shit, you know what I'm saying? Because they said we're in a firmym, right? Yeah, and uh, how does the fucking meteorites come from the sky? How do they get through the fucking glass, you know?

Gooch:

Well, let me just put it to you this way because they they have telescopes in Colombia, the United States, Canada, right? Everybody's watching this alleged alleged asteroid coming towards Earth, right? Right. Okay, they have they have the telescopes pointing at this thing, right?

Joe:

Right, right.

Gooch:

But at the same time, the earth is spinning a thousand miles per hour, we're rotating 66,000 miles per hour, plus we're flying through space at another hundred and something thousand miles per hour. How is it possible that they're gonna keep a fucking telescope pointed at an asteroid? Right that's that the asteroid is is is shooting straight. The asteroid is shooting straight. That's what they're saying. How is that possible when the earth is doing all of that at the same time?

Joe:

Yeah, no shit.

Gooch:

You know what I'm saying? It's all spirit monitoring.

Joe:

Yeah, it's supposed to if at the if the earth is just spinning, right? How how would it still see the uh the asteroid?

Gooch:

Right. Well, what science tells you, what they taught us in school, is that we're spinning and then we're going around the sun, and then we're flying into deep space, right?

Joe:

Right, right.

Gooch:

Uh crazy numbers. How how are they how how do they have a stationary telescope all stand still to look at a fucking asteroid? Right. Right coming towards it's all fear-mongering. There's a lot of shit going on in this world, it's deception. We're not gonna die. And watch, watch, mark my words. Once we get closer to when it's supposed to be reaching Earth, they're gonna be like, Oh, never mind everybody. It passed us, it passed Earth, yeah, it went around, it went, it went around one billion, one billion light years away. Or just it went around us, everybody back to normal.

Joe:

Yeah, or even yeah, because it's all bullshit, dude.

Gooch:

Yeah, there's nothing coming to Earth.

Joe:

Yeah, everybody's all disappointed because um you go, oh man, I gotta pay my bills and I gotta go to work or I gotta pay my rent and all that shit.

Gooch:

Yeah, go back to being a slave.

Joe:

Yeah, oh my gosh, you people out there.

Gooch:

That's I thought I was a payaso and stuff. That's my that's my theory. Yeah, I haven't have I haven't heard anybody talk about that. Yeah, that is that's my theory, you know. That's the shit I came up with, logically. How can we have a fixed telescope pointed at a meteorite? Meanwhile, we're moving and and flying and rotating and all this other bullshit. It's bullshit.

Joe:

Yeah, yeah, that's that's you're right, you're right, because uh I mean, how does it how will if something was coming in and we're living in a firmament firmament, I mean, how how can it get through us to Earth? You know, and it's all lies, dude. I got some clips, you know, from it. This is uh from uh he's a TikTok creator. Uh you you could look him up, you know, and uh it's at North Effect.

Gooch:

My thought is just a theory, right? It's just the way I think. I could be wrong, right? We all could be wrong.

Joe:

And people get mad for nothing. Oh, they don't like the way you said it, and but you could be, you know, it's your theory.

Gooch:

But but as of right now, it's bullshit to me. And nobody's gonna change it. Whenever it happens, hey Joe, I'll see you on the other side. Oh yeah. I don't have to pay my bills anymore.

Joe:

Or you're gonna go, uh bro, uh I'll call you later, yeah, because you're like little by little, you're sneaking, you're gonna go leave and a shit like that, you know.

Gooch:

But be like, hey bro, remember that 20 bucks I owe you? You're gonna have to wait a little longer.

Joe:

Yeah, I even forgot about it. Now you reminded me. That's 25, actually. Yeah, so yeah, I got some clips uh about about it. So you want to look them up at um TikTok. I mean, I I think I should uh people that we get videos from, I think we should give them like little shout-outs because you know they do good uh research, you know. So you can look them up at TikTok uh at North Effect at TikTok. So here's one of them. I I think this is part one. Forgive me if I didn't do it right, so here we go.

Clip:

Last night, the solar system held its breath. At 4 o'clock universal time, October 3rd, the interstellar comet known as 3i slash ATLAS swept past Mars. It was the closest approach it would ever make to any planet in its one-way journey through our system. For months, astronomers had prepared for this moment, but no one, not NASA, not ESA, not even the most seasoned comet trackers, was ready for what unfolded. As the comet's icy body slipped silently through the void, passing just 29 million kilometers from Mars, every spacecraft orbiting the red planet turned its eyes to the visitor. Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, Mars Express, MAVEN, the Trace Gas Orbiter, all of them had instruments primed. On the dusty Martian planes, rovers like Perseverance were given secondary listening duties.

Joe:

Their sense Well, what do you what do you think? What do you think about that, Gooch? I mean, it was a it was a long clip. I mean, I'm not gonna pay the whole thing, you know.

Gooch:

Yeah, I just think it's fearmongering. There's just so much shit going on in the world. You know, there's so much going on in the world. We got Muslims trying to conquer, you know, the US, Canada, everybody's fucking mad, everybody's fighting. Well, wait, we're all gonna fucking die in November. Keep an eye on this shit. Let's look at this meteorite and turn our backs on the real issue of what's going on behind us.

Joe:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gooch:

It's just fear mongering. There's there's no meteorite coming towards us. Or no or no or a spaceship or spaceship, yeah. I think they got a lot of things. Because in my in my right, in my opinion, they're already here, but they're in the water. Yeah, you're right. Two. They're in the water. Nobody's looking at the water.

Joe:

Yeah, everybody's like this, and watch everything's coming up, and you know, that's a distraction right there.

Gooch:

That's a distraction right there.

Joe:

Yeah. Okay, here's part two.

Clip:

Here's part two. Drifting in simple ballistic arcs, the fragments twisted, coiling in patterns, no cometary breakup had ever produced. Some scientists described it as spiral shedding, others as coordinated drift. The more superstitious muttered a word most astronomers avoid, guided. Almost immediately, the trace gas orbiter picked up another anomaly, a sudden spike in methane in Mars' upper atmosphere. For decades, methane had been the planet's great riddle, appearing in strange, fleeting bursts, then vanishing without a trace. But this time, the methane surge was undeniable.

Gooch:

Well, they're saying they talk about methane, methane gas. How the fuck do they know? Right? You know, like seriously, think about it. How do they know that it's meant because of the color? Yeah, you know, meanwhile, you can't.

Joe:

Whatever's coming out of it, huh?

Gooch:

Meanwhile, you drive out of town for two hours and you lose service on your fucking cell phone. Yeah, give me a break. Give me a break.

Joe:

And you know what the what trips me out too? That you talk about this telescope sky that reached space from far away, right? From another galaxy or whatever, where they spotted this fucking spaceship, supposedly. But yeah, when they when you're trying to video somebody on like a spy or something, they kind of get a clear shot of it. Yeah, but yet they have a clear fucking telescope, you know.

Gooch:

And we haven't gone back to the moon, we haven't done this, we haven't done that. It's just it's just to me, in my opinion, it's all bullshit.

Joe:

Yeah.

Gooch:

You know, the rich are gonna continue to be rich, the poor is gonna be continue to be poor. That's just the name of the game. That's the way it's worked since day one.

Joe:

So the meaning of the this asteroid, it's called asteroid, no well, the third instellar, right? That's the name of it, right? Correct. Well, it's called asteroid terrestrial impact last alert system. Yes, is that what it stands for?

Gooch:

Asteroid terrestrial impact last alert system. Yeah. Jeez.

Joe:

So you you think it's just a distraction for the you think it's the focus of the Amstein list, the list? The Epstein list, everything, bro.

Gooch:

Oh yeah, everything. Especially the Epstein list, especially that. Because like I said in the last show, dude, even if if even if they tell us who were the child trafficker molesters on that island, our society is not ready for it. Jeez, it must have been the markets. Yeah, the markets will crash, Hollywood would be destroyed, everybody would just lose their fucking mind, dude.

Joe:

So we're not ready for it. It would be a big I think that will that will cause the whole fucking civil war, dude. That's what I'm thinking. If they will find out everything.

Gooch:

If people can protest and destroy property over some agency that's doing their job, imagine what they find when they find out who was on that on that island.

Joe:

Jeez. And they don't get mad about that, huh? Even if if they find out about if it's Obama in it or uh Clinton is in it, they don't fucking go destroy that uh their shit, right? They won't. But if it was Trump, oh they fucking destroying everything, you know? That's the funny part.

Gooch:

I think I think it I think it would definitely start some sort of disorder, uh collapse of society, dude, as we know it. Because we were just lied to. You know?

Joe:

It's a damn shame. But don't don't you think what I'm saying is kind of right. I mean, I mean, like uh Bill Clinton said the same thing about the illegals, and Obama said the same thing to illegals, but they didn't fucking they didn't smash shit that in those years, but when Trump came in, everybody's making a big deal out of it. It's because the media trained these people.

Gooch:

Brainwashed them, huh? They brainwashed them because the orange man's bad, but the black guy, Obama, was good because he was black.

Joe:

Yeah, that's it. And what and what's his name? Bill Clinton, he said a lot of worse things too. Oh no, Bill Clinton was a top motherfucker that came up with these new laws, dude.

Gooch:

Yeah, in 1996.

Joe:

And no one's gonna lose their shit, huh?

Gooch:

Yeah, he's the one the the the presidents after Bill Clinton are the ones following the the laws that Bill Clinton passed for immigration. Yeah, that's what they're doing. That's what Trump's doing, that's what uh uh Obama did, and that's what Biden did. But no, it's because or because the media told everybody that Donald Trump was bad. But before he became president, everybody loved him. Everybody went to him for donations, everybody, you know, you know. Even like Whoopi Goldberg, dude, loved Donald Trump back in the day before he became president.

Joe:

But he is it true that when because Donald Trump was a Democrat, right?

Gooch:

Yes, he was Democrat.

Joe:

But he saw he saw their don their evil ways and he turned back he turned to Republican, right? Right. Is that true?

Gooch:

Yep. His first his first term was as president, that's when he became a Republican.

Joe:

Republican. Let me see this video right here.

Clip:

Don't you ever let anybody take your power from you? You have the same power that you did before November 5th, and you have the same purpose that you did. Hi, this is Taco Bell. How can I take your order? Donald cut it out. It's me. You got to take down that sombrero meme. It's embarrassing me. Embarrassing? The sombrero makes Hakeem look better than ever. Donald, this is serious. Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll take it down if you reopen the government. Look, I need these illegals to have healthcare so I can keep eating Taco Bell without feeling guilty. There it is. You care more about illegals than you do our own citizens. You're cooking Americans the same way you cook your hamburgers. Raw.

Joe:

Oh my gosh, that's so funny. You saw the way that fucker danced? Yeah. Oh my gosh, Gooch. Anything else, Gooch? I think uh I think I'm all it. You all it, Gooch? Oh my gosh, what a day. Wow, I'm in a good mood because the Dodgers won. The Dodgers won yesterday, so I want to say uh thank you to all the listeners and who's viewing and tuning in. Thank you very much. Let's see. I'm gonna thank all the downloaders. Um, it's good, good. I feel really, really good about it. Um, if you guys want to support our show, um here's our QR code right here. Use your camera. You go directly to our episodes right there if you want to support our show. TheTalkers not buzzprout.com. Um all our episodes are there. You want to support our show for $3 a month, you will get a shout out. Thank you, Michael Mikaela too. She's a supporter of our show. And um, if you're not satisfied with our show, you could cancel anytime. If you guys want to subscribe for season three, um, you will receive a one-time gift and a shout out. And if you're not satisfied with our pumpkin or season three, you could cancel anytime, babies. Um, any last words for you, Gucci?

Gooch:

Don't drink and drive.

Joe:

Don't drink and drive, everybody. Everybody do not drink and drive, it's not worth it. Um, I know it's tempting, and you guys are gonna have a good day and all that stuff, but ask a friend, ask your family to pick you up, or call Uber, everybody. Um, I just want to say thank you guys for all your downloads around the world. Thank you for all that, all your listeners. We really appreciate it. The Gooch and I. We are the host of the podcast, Thee Talkers Podcast, everybody. I want to say thank you. There's our QR code right there. Get it, and I'm gonna let's say all I can say is Bah.

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