Thee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted
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Thee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted
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Thee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted
Subscribe for Season-3 & Present, You Will Receive A Small Gift And A Shout-OutThe long-awaited Season 3 premiere of The Talkers Podcast brings an exciting announcement as Joel and Gooch reveal their transition to a subscription model. While Seasons 1 and 2 remain freely accessible, new episodes will now be available for just $3 monthly, with subscribers receiving a special gift and personalized shoutout.
Against the backdrop of a sunny Los Angeles Sunday, the hosts dive headfirst into pop culture, analyzing the latest Spider-Man teaser trailer and speculating about casting choices. Their candid conversation explores the recurring cycle of superhero reboots, questioning whether actors like Henry Cavill and Robert Downey Jr. can successfully transition between iconic roles without being typecast.
The episode features a heartfelt tribute to Howard Stern, whom Joel credits as his primary inspiration for podcasting. Despite acknowledging Stern's political evolution, both hosts maintain deep respect for his revolutionary impact on broadcasting. They share nostalgic clips from Stern's Channel 9 days, reminiscing about classic moments that shaped their appreciation for unfiltered commentary.
A surprisingly detailed tech comparison between Samsung and iPhone reveals why the hosts remain loyal to Apple despite Samsung's innovative features. Their analysis of speech-to-text capabilities, facial recognition, and typing accuracy demonstrates how seemingly minor user experience elements can outweigh technological advancements.
The conversation takes a fascinating turn when they analyze reports of an asteroid approaching Earth, with one host dismissing it as fear-mongering while the other connects it to biblical prophecies. This segues into conspiracy theories including flat Earth concepts, revealing the hosts' willingness to explore unconventional viewpoints.
The episode concludes with a discovery of $12 pinhole glasses that mysteriously improve vision without prescription lenses, leading to a broader discussion about natural health remedies. Throughout it all, Joel and Gooch's authentic friendship and conversational chemistry shine through, reminding listeners why The Talkers Podcast has built such a dedicated following.
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What's up everybody? What's up, what's up everybody. What's up, what's up everybody. This is Thee Talkers Podcast, Unscripted. My name is Joe and we have Thee Gooch. What's up Gooch?
Thee Gooch:Hey, what's up? How's everybody doing out there? What's up, los Angeles?
Joe :How you been Gooch. I'm pretty good, pretty busy, pretty good. What's up Los Angeles? How you been Gooch.
Thee Gooch:I'm pretty good, pretty busy, pretty good.
Joe :What's up everybody. It's a beautiful day on Sunday Fun day everybody, or fun day Sunday, whatever you want to call it. It's 80 degrees and the highs in Los Angeles, California, everybody. I just want to say thank you for joining in and tuning in. First and foremost, I want to let everybody know and thank you for all your downloads and downloading our podcast around the world, like Europe and all of Europe, Uk, China, Africa and South America, north America, all around the world, everybody. Thank you very much. This is season three, everybody. Welcome to season three, episode one everybody what's up. Everybody, what's up. Episode one everybody what's up. Everybody what's up. And we have the Gooch here. What's up everybody, how you been, what's happening?
Thee Gooch:What's happening there, Joseph, how you been there Gooch Doing good yeah, doing good you looking good, gooch. Yeah, I'm a little exhausted, I won't lie, I'm a little exhausted, oh really.
Joe :No.
Thee Gooch:What exhausted? Oh really no. What's going on, what's going? On, just just work just work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Finally, I can imagine we got that job completed today and, uh, ready for the next one oh she's.
Joe :Yeah, so it's a beautiful day, believe it or not?
Thee Gooch:yeah, it's kind of nice out here it's about 81 degrees 81 degrees, partly cloudy, partly.
Joe :You know the way I say it it's not breezy.
Thee Gooch:It is a little bit, but A little bit that wind is hot, you know, yeah, you know.
Joe :But do you enjoy it though?
Thee Gooch:Like, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. I enjoy the sweat, like you know, because you know us, you know Mexican Americans. We only sweat on our backs. You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah no we don't. We don't sweat on our foreheads, our arms, just the back, and then the back. That includes, you know, the booty cheeks. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know right.
Joe :I know that feeling.
Thee Gooch:I dig it, love it, so are we under subscription now.
Joe :Yeah, we're under subscription now. So everybody that wants to join in and subscribe to our Season 3, now you got to be a subscriber for season three to hear us, and we will also send you a miniature gift for being a subscriber for season three and you get a shout out. How about that Shout?
Thee Gooch:out. Yes, sir.
Joe :You get a shout out included and the good news is you can cancel anytime and season one, season two will remain free, everybody how?
Thee Gooch:about that, so we're not live right now on YouTube, right.
Joe :No, we're not live. No, only if we want to do an event, things like that, we'll go on live and shit like that.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, dude, so season three Imagine that three years ago, damn, Three years already.
Joe :Yeah, dude, you know, and I thought you know we were arguing that day, we had that episode. I forgot what episode. We did it and we were like figuring out it was season three already, but it was actually season two.
Thee Gooch:Oh yeah, I saw that.
Joe :Yeah, I saw that I posted up in TikTok I think it was on August 4th 2024.
Clip:Yeah, I remember, and we're all like, oh, disputing. Oh shit you know what you're right.
Joe :We were, we did the episode. I mean, well, we did the podcast on 2022. And I go, what the fuck? I don't remember, to be honest. I don't remember doing it 2022, to be honest, because all I remember I did it. I was like thinking because, you know, when we were in COVID and we were like, I was like brainstorming, damn dude, we should just do a podcast and all that stuff, because we were all like in our house, locked up, we couldn't get out, you know, shit like that, certain places. So I was just thinking, hey, well, since we're in the house and we're in the home, we should just do a podcast. You know, and that's when I got the idea. And I know it was 2021. And I'm thinking right here is like you know what? I think CERN is fucking doing that, what's it called Mandela, mandela effect and shit, you know. And I go, wait a minute, I I did it in 2021, dude, you know yeah.
Thee Gooch:So how does it work for the listeners? How does it work? Do they jump on the podcast platforms and then they subscribe?
Joe :Yeah, it's just subscribe and because also I really labeled it, so whatever, I put it like a checkmark and it said only subscribers to season three. So the other rest are like season one and two Well, they could hear it for free. Rest are like season one and two. Well, they could hear it for free, something like that. But yeah, so it's only $3 a month. You know, time will I mean the charges will, will change, but maybe that's like what, maybe in the future and shit like that, it's not gonna change right away.
Joe :But you not gonna change right away. But you know, but yeah, all your listeners out there, so tune in to season three, you know. But yeah, dude, there's a lot of going on. And I was like surprised again. I was like season, I mean season one, we started in 2022, I go. That was like my first uh episode the beginning, all right, and season one, season one episode the beginning. And season one, season one, season two I mean season one is getting mixed up here. It's fucking damn hot right here in LA. It's fucking 80 degrees. It feels like it's fucking 100 degrees.
Thee Gooch:That's beautiful weather.
Joe :Jeez, I want it to be winter already. You know Hell yeah, jeez. So what do you think about the new be winter already you know no, Hell, yeah. So what do you think about the new Spider-Man trailer dude that came out?
Thee Gooch:I actually haven't seen it.
Joe :You haven't seen it, no.
Thee Gooch:I've seen a bunch of videos of them making it how he swings around in the city. He's on a trailer. I've seen a bunch of those.
Joe :But I well, it's a teaser trailer, I got, it's not an actual trailer. Well, here's the costume. Look, have you seen the costume too? I don't think I have. No, it looks nice, dude. Oh, okay, I think it looks nice. You know, yeah, yeah, it looks pretty slick. Yeah, dude, oh okay, I think it looks nice. You know, yeah, yeah, it looks pretty slick. Yeah, it's pretty good. Huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's uh peter parker. Well, I forgot that guy's name again tom holland, tom holland, that's his name. Crazy. And yeah, that was a fast trailer it's crazy.
Thee Gooch:That one's coming out in 2026, isn't it Next year?
Joe :right, yeah, and it's going to be. You know, I just found out that Sadie Sink's going to come out too, as what's her name? Gwen Stacy, gwen Stacy, yeah, gwen Stacy. No shit, what's her name, her nameacey?
Thee Gooch:Yeah, gwen, gwen Stacey, no shit.
Joe :What's her name? Her name is Sadie Sink, so she's going to be coming out as well. Her role is going to be Gwen Stacey.
Thee Gooch:No shit, oh okay, who the fuck is she? I?
Joe :don't even know who she is. She's the one that comes out in that series of what's the name of it? Oh my gosh, stranger Things, stranger Things, stranger Things.
Thee Gooch:I don't watch that.
Joe :I don't watch that you know she's that redhead yeah oh, she's gonna play that role, she's going for that role.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it, I see it yeah, dude.
Joe :so can't wait to see that one too. And I don't know, dude, I don't know if it's rumor or not. Dude, I've been hearing a lot. No, I don't know For me. I think, from what I've been hearing, that they want to bring Superman, spider-man.
Thee Gooch:I don't know, man. I don't know if that's true, though, how many. I know there's a lot of universes out there, all the superheroes. I get it. I understand that, but how many Batmans and Supermans do we need? Yeah right, you know what I mean, Because Henry Cavill has already been confirmed he's going to be the new Batman.
Joe :Oh, really yeah. How do you know that?
Thee Gooch:Yeah, confirmed by Amazon. No shit, yeah, how many Batmans do we need?
Joe :I thought it was the other guy.
Thee Gooch:No, no, I think the guy that did what's his name, the one that just did Superman, david Corswit.
Joe :No, oh Mark.
Thee Gooch:James Gunn, that guy. He's the one that wants to make Henry Cavill Superman Batman.
Joe :Oh, no shit. Yeah, very interesting. That's on the news for me today.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, which is cool. I mean it's cool. I mean I think Henry Cavill he'll pull off, but he's more to me like Superman.
Joe :Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, and then you got Robert Downey Jr.
Thee Gooch:He's going to be Doom, Dr Doom.
Joe :Dr Doom. Now Right on the Avengers. Is that because of the multi-universe or just?
Thee Gooch:now he's.
Joe :Dr Doom.
Thee Gooch:No, I think now he's just Dr Doom. Oh shit, they killed off Iron man and he's Iron man to me.
Joe :Yeah, yeah, he's one of my favorite actors. It's.
Thee Gooch:Robert Downey Jr and then Robin Williams. Those two are my favorite actors of all time. Right, but I don't know, man, I don't know. You don't see him as Dr Doom huh, yeah, he has that character of Iron.
Clip:Man, Tony Stark.
Joe :Yeah, exactly Well it's like the same thing they're saying about Henry Cavill they see him as Superman, not Batman right, or Bruce Wayne.
Thee Gooch:Right.
Joe :Things like that.
Thee Gooch:So we'll see how they pull it off. I mean, I don't know, they need to come up with something new. Dude, like something different. Yeah, because already.
Joe :I heard, Fantastic Four flopped yeah dude, I was supposed to go see it this Saturday but I was, like you know, overwhelmed with my financial right now. Right, right, right. But yeah, dude, I was supposed to see it this weekend, but maybe next weekend I will see it.
Thee Gooch:I still want to go check it out, you know.
Joe :I mean it's like everybody has a different opinion, but they all have a different taste of movies, huh.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, and I don't you know, go by what these reviewers say. You know, like the hot tomato, the throwing tomato, whatever that thing is.
Joe :Yeah, the critics and all that shit. And I don't even go by the people who watch it to go see it. I mean, these guys, these people, supposedly they're fans of the superhero thing you know, like comics and all that stuff. I mean, right here, everybody's going by the directors. You got to love the character, not the directors. It's all about the character. You know what I'm saying?
Thee Gooch:Yes, Everybody thought Superman, the new Superman, was going to be a flop and woke. Yeah, and they said the same thing about the Fantastic Four, and it's not.
Joe :Yeah.
Thee Gooch:I don't know about what they say.
Joe :It's just that the people that are not fans with James Gunn. They're just sabotaging the movie.
Clip:Yeah, exactly.
Joe :Those are the ones that haven't seen it yet. There's some of them that were talking crap. Like I said in my previous episodes. You one of them. You're just talking crap and when they go see it they're going to change their view about their opinions and all that stuff. They're going to change it. You know what I'm?
Joe :saying yeah so now they're saying oh, I gotta admit it's, it's pretty good. You know it's not the best movie, but it's it's good, it's entertaining. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but to me I'm like, I'm a huge superman fan. I'm not going to good because of the director. I'm going because I love the character. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and uh, some of these um trolls, um, they just go there just to. You know, just to talk crap, because they're not huge fans.
Joe :Yeah I'd rather go see the movie for myself than than listen to what anybody else has to say and I forgot to tell you that day, when I went to go see Superman, that first time I went to go watch it, there was this lady, right, I mentioned it in my previous episode and she was an old lady, she had like a wheelchair right, and I bought my beer, you know, and I was sitting with my popcorn and all that stuff, and she goes were you here to go see Superman? And I go beer, you know, and I was sitting with my popcorn and all that stuff, and she goes well, were you here to go see Superman? I go, yeah, because I have my ass. Well, it's noticeable, right, nice lady, you know. So I was making conversation, I was just waiting, we're waiting. She was going to see Superman as well, and they were cleaning the theater inside, you know, because it was probably messy. So we're all making conversation.
Joe :Oh well, I didn't have nothing to watch. And, um, I'm just here because I wanted to see the Brad Pitt movie but it wasn't here. I go, oh really, oh really, and I go. So are you a Superman fan? Huh, and he go, yeah, I'm a Superman fan, ma'am, superman fan, ma'am, superman fan, ma'am, I go. Oh well, I got no choice to watch it because they didn't have the Brad Pitt movie. I don't know what Brad Pitt movie he made.
Joe :I think it was something with the F1 or something like that, but it wasn't in the theater. So she goes. Well, the only time I saw Superman was in 1978 when Christopher Reeve I go, oh really. So to make the story short. So we went to watch a movie and all that stuff. The movie finished and all that stuff and I was enjoying it. I was already tearing up because it was kind of emotional too. The movie, oh really.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, was this the first time you went to go see the movie? Yeah, the first time when I saw the first time.
Joe :And this was the first time, yeah. And so she, when the movie finished and all that stuff, she calls me. Hey, hey, I go, oh sure, who's calling me? I go, did you like the movie? I go, yeah, I like it, I think it was pretty good, I really enjoyed it. And I go, I didn't think it was good, I think it was a phony. I go, oh really, I go, yeah, I didn't like it. I go in my mind, why did you go watch it? For you know, if you're not a fan of Superman, why you go watch it.
Thee Gooch:That's because the old bat you know, let's be real, the old bat thought she was expecting someone like Chris Reeve, you know.
Joe :Yeah, or Henry Cavill. You know Again, again totally different superman universe, yeah I mean, yeah, I don't think he was like he didn't have it like christopher reeve man, I think it was a phony. I didn't like it. I wanted to say what didn't? Why are you watching, man? Why are you here? I mean, you know, you gotta watch another movie. You could have watched what? Oh, there was another movie. It was Jurassic Park. That was right there. You know, enjoy dinosaurs or something like that.
Thee Gooch:She should have just stayed home and made herself a fucking sandwich.
Joe :Yeah, I mean she was a nice lady. You know I made a conversation with her. You know it felt like it date too.
Thee Gooch:Oh really Nah, you know oh man, I would have told her to buzz off.
Joe :Nah, but she was a sweet lady. You know I'm not gonna like, you know she was in a wheelchair and all that stuff. But I mean, that was her. That was her opinion, though you know so I'm not, lady.
Thee Gooch:If you're listening, listen here. Lady, you should stay at home, make yourself a sandwich and watch uh, fucking all my children, or something yeah, no shit or days of our lives as the world turns as the world turns, jeez man.
Joe :Well, there's a lot of going on today, uh well, all this week, dude, I'm kind of a little disappointed because, I don't know, this is like rumors. You know, if it wasn't for him, I would not be into the podcast. We all know that, right, and I mentioned it in my beginning of my podcast, episode one, I explained it, and season one, and I don't like, I mean, even though Howard Stern is from the Democrats and all that stuff, he's a liberal and all that bullshit, he's Howard Stern. Howard Stern has always been like that, since the 80s or 70s, 79s, right, but I love Howard. I'm not going to admit it, I'm a huge fan, regardless of what he is. I just hear it because it's entertainment, it's dark comedy. You know what I'm saying? He's always been like that and I don't know, people have different views.
Joe :The way I see it, he's going through the same shit back in the day, but it's a lot worse now. Imagine they were attacking him. They didn't like him because of the way he was. Even the FCC was on his back, on his ass, and all that stuff, and I just don't. I mean, they say that he's going to cancel his show. I don't think they're going to cancel his show. It's just a fucking rumor that they spread out out there and he just came back from vacation and he heard about all this shit. That's from what I read. What do you think, gooch?
Thee Gooch:What's your?
Joe :view on that.
Thee Gooch:Well, going back to him being a Democrat, right, you know how I feel about that. He did go woke, he did go woke.
Joe :Yeah Well, you know what? Let me tell you, gooch, before you start. I think since he went to Sirius XFM he changed a lot. He wasn't the same Howard Stern on the terrestrial radio. Well, you know, terrestrial radio.
Thee Gooch:That's what I think. And you're right, he's Howard Stern. I enjoy listening to him. I enjoy listening to Howard. You know when he I don't know a few months ago, even last year, he said whoever's a Trump supporter needs to stop listening to her. I still, you know when he, for when he I don't know a few months ago, even last year, he said whoever's a trump supporter needs to stop listening to me. Now it struck a nerve with me. I can't do my serious sex. I canceled. But then, you know, serious made me an offer. I couldn't refuse and I resubscribed and I still listen to howard, you know.
Thee Gooch:And, uh, he did go woke. He's all about the vaccine, I mean, you have to understand about how, too, is that? He's a germ freak? So, of course, he's all about the vaccine. Oh, yeah, you know. Yeah, so it was like people like Howie Mandel. I like listening to Howard. I may not agree, I don't have to agree with everything he says, or even, you know, trump or Biden or whoever you know, but yeah, he did go woke at some points. Um, him and him and donald trump are really good fucking friends back, yeah, in the 90s.
Thee Gooch:That's where I got into donald trump and, and you know, I mean I didn't get into him like fucking wear t-shirts of donald trump and yeah, yeah. But you know, he was an interesting character back then. Yeah, yeah, and then, holy fuck, you know, all of a sudden he's a president.
Thee Gooch:Yeah but, yeah, they were friends and then howard stern was enemies with rosie o'donnell. Now they're good fucking friends. He's right. Yeah, big fat, big fat, pumpkin head. You know, people change. It's all good, people change. As far as the rumor goes, I think it is a rumor that they're gonna cancel him. Uh, seriously cancel him. I think it's a rumor. Somebody saw're going to cancel him. Sirius is going to cancel him. I think it's a rumor. Somebody saw it and picked it up or made a fucking lie about it and people ran with it.
Joe :Yeah, well, those people were the son of news people. Yeah, the son of the.
Thee Gooch:Inquirer and shit. Yeah, the son's a gossip magazine and that's all they do.
Joe :Yeah, that's all they do is just spread lies and shit. That's just been going around since far know who's when. You know, like the inquire wants to know and the fucking son, all them you know. But yeah, you're right, he got woke. But, like I said, uh, I've been mentioning it in my, in the, in the um, the post on tiktok and all that stuff, because they were mentioning it. I always say I was saying you know what howard's been Howard? He's always been like that. I'm a huge fan of him. I don't care, you know, I listen, he's funny, it entertains me. But I miss the old Howard since, like Channel 9 episodes and all that stuff when he was more ronji and all that stuff and straight out and all that stuff. I mean, if it wasn't for howard, none of these fucking people wouldn't be straight out the way they are today, you know yeah, he'd be on radio he uh yeah, yeah, no shit, he, he reinvented radio everybody.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, you know, people watch his movie private parts. It gives you a pretty good setup. Yeah, and how it all came about. Well, how long did we listen to howard in the beginning? Was like the early 90s, wasn't it?
Joe :it was like, uh, like 89, or under 89 or 90s, yeah, but uh, like I said again, um, like, if it wasn't for Howard, none of the streaming service won't be on, because when we watched howard stern, it was about like screaming. You know, like the way we're watching it right now, like we're we're doing it right now, it's the same shit. You know, like looking at a podcast, you know. So that's how they got the idea, you know. But, uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the way I look at it.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah, and you know people fought, you know, like people like howard stern yeah, he's been on radio what? 50 years now? Yeah, he fought to become who he is today. And now you know he doesn't like podcasters because it's just fucking easy for them, you know, to create their channels.
Joe :Yeah, because he had to go through all the bullshit, you know. Yeah, but that's the way it is, you know, and he's just being Howard, you know. So I got to, I'm going to. You know what. I'm going to make this like a tribute to Howard Stern, you know. I don't care, you know Because if it wasn't for Howard Stern, nobody wouldn't be talking the way they are on radio right now. To be honest, dude.
Thee Gooch:I like Howard Stern dude.
Joe :I like Howard Stern.
Thee Gooch:I listen to him.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, I do too.
Thee Gooch:I still laugh, dude. Yeah, same here. Well, I'm going to say the 90s, early 90s, right, that's what? 40 years already.
Joe :Or 30, that was like 20 years, no 30 years, so 30 years.
Thee Gooch:For 30 years now and I put him on and listen to him recently when I'm in the shower or I'm cooking. I still fucking laugh, dude. Yeah, because of the shit that he says, and you know the people around, the shit that he does.
Joe :Yeah, all the skits, all the skits that he does, yeah, that's what cracks me up, dude, about Howard, and I just I mean, I like that. I love him a lot. I'm going to be honest with you because that's how I wanted to become him. You know, like I started with a fucking back then I had to get a radio cassette, double cassette player and I was trying to be him like I did this and I did some little moves. Like you know, we started like the fart squad we call it the fart squad at first. You know what I'm saying.
Joe :And then it was me and our cousin Chris, which you know. We started like the fart squad we call it the fart squad at first. You know what I'm saying. And then it was me and our cousin Chris which I'm trying to get a hold of him. I emailed him. I didn't email him, I Facebooked him, trying to let him know that we have a podcast so he could join us and shit like that. But he hasn't responded. But yeah, so so he was really funny. That's how we saw him and that's when I wanted to become like him and shit like that. You know what dude. To be honest, ever since Jackie the Joke man Marlon left the show from there, it hadn't been the same. I agree, because you could hear what makes me laugh, what makes the show funny, and when you laugh, when you hear Jackie laughing.
Joe :That's what makes you?
Joe :laugh. You know what I'm saying.
Thee Gooch:Yeah.
Joe :I got a clip if you want to see it. Okay, it's the Channel 9 of Howard Stern. I recommend everybody to watch the Channel 9 of Howard Stern. Go to YouTube and type in Howard Stern, channel 9. It's an old 1990s show. He does a lot of skits. It's really fucking hilarious guys. I'll let you go watch it. Here we go. Here's Howard Stern's channel.
Clip:On Earth. Wow, now, bill, are you back with us? Yeah, I'm back. All right, here we are. It's the Howard Stern show. Tonight is a show that we start out with people who object to us, people who hate us, people who've actually taken us off the air, people who have actually taken us off the air.
Clip:Can you believe that, robin? And look at you. It makes me so sad. Don't you love to stare at robin's beautiful breasts and cleavage every week? Look at at this, please. Isn't that beautiful? Thanks a lot, bill. You don't really like to stare at that Personally, robin. Honestly, god I do.
Clip:You don't like Robin's cleavage Nah, I never look at Robin's cleavage.
Clip:Let me tell you something, my friend. I have a prediction to make.
Clip:This show to be very successful in the Naples area, and someone else is going to pick it up. Someone else will pick it up and you will miss out on a bonanza, a ratings bonanza. I guarantee it. I guarantee there's no way a show like this doesn't pull big ratings and Bill just to make you jealous Howard. I've made you Think about something I've made you. It's like being banned in Boston. Oh please, Bill, that helps when people ban us.
Clip:And let me tell you something just to make you jealous whoever picks us up in the Naples, area.
Clip:So that right here tells me that. You know, though, he's real Ranji, right, right. So who's going to act like that on radio dude? To be honest, if they do that now I mean right back then they were getting on him Imagine now how everybody gets all sensitive and all that. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, I think he's a genius. I don't know about you, but yeah, and I got the one that you know, the kielbasa queen. You know the girl that puts salami in her fucking mouth.
Clip:Yeah, okay, here we go. Most of the people objected to who? Let me introduce you to what most people objected to, and this is a good point Kielbasa Queen, if you would come out, have you guys seen the Kielbasa Queen Take a seat? Everybody loves the Kielbasa Queen. She was on the show.
Clip:Now did a lot of your people object to the Kielbasa Queen Bill. Is that the problem? They just to the kielbasa queen bill. Is that the problem? Uh?
Clip:they just objected to the show in general. Nobody mentioned the kielbasa queen. I heard that the kielbasa queen brought in a lot of phone calls well, true what we got objections to were the topless girls that you quickly masked over. We got objection to the cucumber eating contest let me ask these two lesbian dating games. Let me ask these two people who do not like the show and because you can't see Kielbasa Queen demonstrate what you do.
Clip:Tell me if you find this objectionable If this is over that line.
Clip:If it is over the line you tell them. I don't think it is, I really don't.
Clip:Look, I watch this Already. You think it is Absolutely Really. She's not even watching. You're actually watching. Regardless of whether their parents regulate them or not. You have children that are waiting, is she?
Clip:getting well, here, go ahead. That is amazing. Oh my God, the Basha Queen has swallowed. You think that's disgusting? She just stuffed the sausage down her throat. Yeah, sure, she stuffed the sausage down her throat but everybody knows what it is.
Clip:No, I don't know what she's doing, right?
Clip:That doesn't bother you, am I right? It's sword swallow. It doesn't. Does that bother you? It's sexually.
Clip:You guys made me a break.
Clip:That's not going to tell you.
Joe :That's not going to pay. That was funny. That's the chick that comes out.
Thee Gooch:Well, it's not her, but or is it her that comes out?
Joe :I think it is her, but she looks more older, you know what I'm saying. I mean private part. She looks older, it might be her, but you know. But yeah, that was him. Back then, dude, I had the one with what's his name? Richard Simmons, is it? Oh man, that one was so fucking funny dude.
Thee Gooch:When you get a chance, watch the, because I've been watching them on YouTube as well with Jackie. Yeah, there was one when Howard and Jackie are oh, because Jackie called a station manager in Florida to get a room, right, right, and fucking Howard just fucking laid into it, and because he doesn't like people doing that on his show. Just because they're on the Howard Stern show, they're not supposed to get everything for free. Yeah, yeah, that one's a good episode.
Joe :It was just fucking funny.
Thee Gooch:Jackie, fucking the way he laughs.
Joe :Yeah.
Thee Gooch:There's another one too. I'm sorry, joe. There's another one too, where Fred quits the show or he attempts to quit the show.
Joe :Oh, yeah, I think I saw that one yeah, you can watch it on YouTube yeah, I think I saw that one, but he was just fucking just pissed off and shit yeah, I think. I didn't see it. I heard it, but it's been a while, it's a long time. But yeah, dude, I think it's just a fucking rumor and all that shit. I don't think Sirius will let him go because he still makes more money. I think this is fucking just bad shit.
Thee Gooch:Well, supposedly what I heard and what I looked into is that supposedly, ever since he said that about, if you're a Donald Trump supporter, you stop listening to the show or I'm subscribed, right, okay, this is allegedly. I'm not saying it's a fact. Yeah, just allegedly. This is allegedly, I'm not saying it's a fact. Yeah, it's just allegedly. What I read was that Howard Stern went from a million listeners on SiriusXM to roughly 150,000 a day. So that's a big fucking loss for.
Joe :SiriusXM yeah, it is, but then, from what I heard too, that way before this started, he was planning to retire, you know.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, I mean Howard Stern has been wanting to. I mean, fuck it. Would you retire, you know, if they offered you $100 million for five years? Jeez, you know he pays for everything for his kids, his kids, you know. Yeah, one's a doctor, okay, but he still helps them out and pays for shit for them. You know their houses or mansions wherever they live in California.
Joe :Yeah, you know what? I think I would retire if I had all that shit already. Dude, like I already said, just retire, you know.
Thee Gooch:Would you really, though? I mean, you love doing the podcast, right?
Joe :Well, yeah, no you're right?
Thee Gooch:right, I don't think I would. I think I'm just thinking about my job, dude that's why my work I want to retire already. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I think that's something. Yeah, just, we were popular. We were, you know if we were popular worldwide and we were getting millions a day and millions of listeners a day, and we got, you know, decent sized amount of pay. You know, everybody dreams about it. Why not, you know? And, and if we do it, I fucking enjoy doing this shit for the rest of them.
Thee Gooch:So I'm ready to fucking 80, 95 fucking years old, being a fucking pervert on on the podcast and shit. Yeah, continue it, you know you could continue on, huh yeah, the one thing about how we're starting is such a routine for him to wake up two o'clock in the morning to get to the studio or at his house, and you know and imagine, imagine how smart he is.
Joe :Well, not not only Howard, I mean the whole crew, like Fred and and robin and all that stuff working up early in the morning knowing what to say all the time. Yeah, I know, dude and ray, and it's not even easy. We're here, we're like idiots right here, thinking it's easy and shit, you know.
Thee Gooch:And one of the other episodes, too, you should watch is when he fires Stutter and John dude. Oh yeah, Fucking hilarious dude.
Joe :I don't know if he he fired him at that moment, but he didn't eventually get fired.
Thee Gooch:But that one on youtube where he fires stutter and joe fucking hilarious yeah, I think that was. Uh, I was after yeah and then uh, I think john might have quit or he got fired. And then we went to jay leno yeah, I forgot to do it.
Joe :I mean, I hear all the howard sterns. Back in the day was when it was on 97.1, the classic rock station. Yeah, yeah, I've been hearing. You know me, I was always hearing them and all that stuff. But there's moments you forget. You know the radio and shit when you used to hear them. But yeah, dude, I kind of remember, kind of bring back the memories when we got fired or quit, but that's when he went to Jay Leno. I remember that day. And then after that, when Sturdy and John went to Jay Leno, that's when fucking Jay Leno retired. You know, that was fucked up, you know.
Thee Gooch:But yeah, I mean, considering he's been on radio 40 years, 50 years, you know, the fucker's still funny dude. I mean whole crew, you know, and the fucker's still funny dude. Yeah, you know, Robin Robin's got cancer. Yeah, Sorry to hear that too, she has cancer. She still looks good.
Joe :See, that's what I think, that I think that that this is what it's about.
Thee Gooch:I think she they want to retire already and they just took it out of content and you know someone, just you know, say oh, you know how it is fucking rumors, I think. As far as, as long as I remember, I think the last 20 years, howard spurn has been trying to retire.
Joe :Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, you know, and and everybody hate him then and they hate him now, so there's no big difference, there's nothing new, you know that's the older folks like us that?
Thee Gooch:yeah, because if I put it on when my kids are around, they're going to be like who's this jackass?
Joe :right, yeah, yeah exactly.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, that's true, that's the younger generation.
Joe :You know I love you, howard. If you're hearing, if you will hear our podcast. We love making me, the making us and um, we enjoy your comedy, your dark comedy, actually.
Thee Gooch:You know how will you call this comedy, dude, will you call it dark comedy? I say dark humor, dark humor, right.
Joe :I mean, everybody goes to regular yeah, like everybody goes to regular comedy central of a laugh factory and he, you know they say a lot of racist shit and it's all comedy and the people go over there to laugh right, right, and they warn you before you go in there it's going to be this, it's going to be that, right. So there's some people that cannot take dark humor.
Thee Gooch:Right, I'm doing a show, dude.
Joe :What I think you mean. Yeah, so I really enjoy Howard and I just like I hope he does retire, or I hope he doesn't, but in a way I mean I don't think they're going to let him go. I think they will lose more money, you know. So, yeah, that's what I feel. That's it, thank you Howard. That's what I feel. That's it. Thank you Howard. That's all I got to say. And what's on the news?
Thee Gooch:Gooch, I was going to call you Gooch. What else is going on in the game?
Joe :I was going to call you Gooch instead of Gooch Juicy butthole. Yeah.
Thee Gooch:Oh shit, hey, oh shit, hey, oh okay, I know what, what Everybody on social media right now and it's kind of and I try not to go along with these fucking trends. But you know, since the new Z Fold, hold on Renang, close the door please. So I try not to fall into these fucking trends, but ever since the Samsung Fold Z came out, everybody's just fucking blown away by them and shit, and everybody's bitching the iPhone and everybody's talking shit about iPhone. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's their own. And everybody's bitching the iPhone and everybody's talking shit about iPhone. Yeah, yeah, you know, it's like I mean it's their own. I mean there are badass phones, there's like really nice phones, and I'm like, oh, should I?
Joe :or shouldn't I? You know, yeah, you know who has one Sexy Pants' brother, chico Chex, the new one, the new one?
Joe :yeah, the bread just came out. Yeah, that one that just came out, and it's real thin too, right? Yeah, it's real thin, it looks pretty nice. I go, oh shit, dude, that looks pretty nice. Dude, the Samsung Z, what is it? A Z Fold, z Fold, I think, yeah. So I like, dude, it makes me want to get one, you know. But I go, I don't want to make no more payments, dude, you know. I go, that's it, I'm done, you know.
Thee Gooch:It's just Apple. Iphone are very simple for me. Okay, but there's a lot of perks that you know Samsung has and a lot of perks that iphone have, and to me because I've had, even right now dude, I can use a samsung s24 ultra right not in use, but I use it, you know, like on facebook. Whatever, the speech to text to me is very important, yeah yeah, you told me that before talking to your phone, iphone, fucking, it's on point.
Thee Gooch:It's on point Like it's fucking. Even if you have a fucking TV in the background loud enough, the iPhone will not pick up that other voice.
Joe :Yeah.
Thee Gooch:Samsung. On the other hand, you have a TV on, like I can have the TV on. Let's just say, for example, the office. Right, yeah, and they're talking in the background and I'm trying to speech to text on a samsung. It will pick up my words and the tv's words, okay?
Joe :that to me is fucking frustrating that's the, that's the ambient sound. Right, you have it at ambient no, that's not, no, that's.
Thee Gooch:That's for the headphones, that's okay, okay, it's like oh.
Joe :So, in other words, the iPhone is more like a dynamic microphone.
Thee Gooch:It has that. And then for another example, on the perk with the iPhone, I won't go with the Samsung as much as I want to, but I won't. The other thing with the iPhone is that you double-click the power button and there's your debit card right. You tap and you're fucking out the door. Right, samsung, you have to push the fucking app. You got to look for the app, your wallet or whatever. Oh, shit.
Thee Gooch:You got to push the app, you got to put your code and then you can tap. That's too many steps for me. The facial recognition as well as much as the new phones that they are and they're coming out badass. The facial recognition on a Samsung still needs improvement, jeez.
Joe :It still needs to be worked on, huh.
Thee Gooch:Where iPhone, I can be sitting down and just click it and it looks into my eyes, dude, and it unlocks the shit out of my phone, jeez.
Joe :I see what you're saying, so it's on point huh, the iPhone then.
Thee Gooch:The iPhone on that aspect, yeah Jeez. But as far as the technology go, where you can do badass shit with photos and you can zoom in you know 100 times, zoom in all that shit. They still need to improve. Yeah, because I was thinking, thinking I think they're like five years behind, behind samsung.
Joe :Damn, because I've been wanted, but for me I'm gonna stick to iphone yeah, because, uh, I've been having, I've been I told you once where I've been having trouble typing and shit yeah, dude I go. Oh my gosh, you're so annoying dude. I don't know if it's my I'm fat fingering it or I don't know. What am I doing wrong, because every time I type a letter, it's typing the next letter and that's.
Thee Gooch:And that's one thing and that's another thing about Samsung, where iPhone knows it's. You're trying to spell U, y-o-u, but you accidentally push the p instead of the o. It'll correct for you. It'll correct. It'll correct the fucking word for you, right? I see the samsung default app on the messaging, the text messaging, on samsung. It won't. It won't correct you it'll.
Joe :It'll leave it y-p-o or y-p o yeah yeah, and then when I put space on the Samsung, when I'm trying to space it out, you push M. No, I put the period on it. Yeah, they go. What the fuck?
Thee Gooch:You can't type fast on a Samsung phone.
Joe :Yeah.
Thee Gooch:Unless you use a different app like Google messaging. Unless you use one of those, Sure, then you can type fast Google messaging. Unless you use one of those, sure, then you can type fast. But if you're using the default app messaging on Samsung Android, you will not type fast on that phone.
Joe :Maybe you have to pay a lot for the Google. Maybe you have to pay something to make it type accurately.
Thee Gooch:I think you can use Google messaging for free. Oh, for free. Yeah, it just changes everything on your phone, I see, but as far as typing dude and it'll correct you. Samsung needs improvement on that.
Joe :Yeah, it needs a lot of improving because I've been getting fucking irritated on that typing, but oh wow iPhone dude.
Thee Gooch:I'm like fucking yeah. No, I can imagine yeah.
Joe :I'm like fucking yeah, no, I can imagine.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, I'm right here thinking I want to go for iPhone and it's kind of scary because to me it seems like the iPhone knows what I'm thinking, so therefore it's going to correct every single word. You know, that's just me, though. I'm going to stick to Apple iPhone, and in fact I have the 16 right now. Oh, you do. I want to go back to a 15, why?
Joe :what's the difference?
Thee Gooch:because the the the camera shutter button they they just put on the iphone. It's new, it's on the side. It's pretty fucking useless I don't ever.
Joe :I don't ever use it. Yeah, is that the shutter that goes? Yeah.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, you can, but it's just useless. I don't ever use it. It's supposed to turn on your camera. When you press it, I see, and then you press and hold it down. It's just an additional button that is useless to me, yeah.
Joe :So what else is in the news, gooch, let's see what else, what else, what else.
Thee Gooch:What else is there, Jules?
Clip:Oh.
Thee Gooch:I'm going on vacation. Thank you very much. Oh, you're going on vacation, yep, so I don't know if I'm going to do the show next Sunday.
Joe :That's all right, that's good, that's cool.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to go to the show on Sunday because I'll be driving back from Virginia.
Joe :Okay, you're going to go to see your son, right?
Thee Gooch:Actually, I'm going to go see my granddaughter, your granddaughter. I already know what my son looks like.
Joe :Oh, okay, all right, no, I'm just kidding, but so are. You're gonna See your granddaughter In Virginia.
Thee Gooch:Yes.
Joe :You must be excited for that huh, I'm very excited, dude.
Thee Gooch:I can't fucking wait. I got like Ants in my pants and you know what. You know Cause I wanted to buy her a chain. Cause Sometimes in the family, you know, they buy a baby a gold chain, right, yeah, just for a memory.
Thee Gooch:You know what's it called? Yeah, just for a memory. And I went to the local jewelry store over here, dude, here in the small town that I'm in, the only jewelry store there is in the small town, oh shit. And with the crucifix and a chain. You know how much that sound bitch was going to cost $3,000. And a chain. You know how much that sound bitch was going to cost $3,000. No, no, no. You're close $4,000? No $1,600.
Joe :$1,600. No shit.
Thee Gooch:For a fucking small chain and a crucifix.
Joe :Nah, no way.
Thee Gooch:You serious Damn dude how many carats is it I? Think it was a 14 carat or a 14 or 24. I almost shat myself, dude, Damn, there was no shit. I was like holy fuck.
Joe :No shit. So you said, fuck it, I'm not going to buy it.
Thee Gooch:Well, I mean I want to buy my granddaughter the world. You know what I'm saying. I mean, who wouldn't, you know? But I don't know, it's just shit like that. It's just because it's a small town and there's no jewelry store that can sell you that, so they force you to buy shit online. You know what I mean. So I'm going to go out of town. We're going to go out of town. I'm going to take my other kids to Casper Wyoming. Okay, go shop around out there. I'm a late school shopping for the kids, so I'm going to take them to do that on Tuesday and hopefully I find something there for the baby.
Joe :Jesus Hope the best for that one dude.
Thee Gooch:It's going to be hard, huh, something like that.
Joe :So are we prepared for November, you know what I'm talking about, gooch.
Thee Gooch:I think it's fear-mongering, dude, it's fear-mongering, you know what?
Joe :Before you. I want your opinion on it first, and then I'll say mine. So you go first.
Thee Gooch:I think it's fear-mongering. As far as back as I can remember, because we were born in the 70s, we grew up in the entire 80s, grew up in the entire 90s, the 2000s and now right.
Joe :Right.
Thee Gooch:Every single fucking decade or era, whatever you want to call it the 80s and then the 90s there's something, there's something going to attack Earth. There's something we're fucking dead gonna attack earth. There's something we're fucking dead. And then, once and then mark my words, bro once we get but once we approach november. Oh it, it diverted, it went, it went around. It went around earth, about 18 million light years away yeah, exactly that's what you're gonna hear, that's what you're gonna hear come uh october yeah, that's right. That was a close call.
Joe :Yeah, that new shit and they've been saying in the papers like they acquired, there's going to be a big asteroid or shit like that.
Thee Gooch:Supposedly it's a seven-mile fucking. They don't know what it is. It's a mothership or an asteroid, right.
Joe :What we're talking about here, listeners, is that that's what it's called. It's 3-I-A-T-L-N-E-S or something like that 3-I-A-L-A-N-E-S Atlas. And so we're thinking, I'm thinking the Gooch thinking it's going to be something that's going to just pass by, it's going to miss Earth.
Thee Gooch:No, look, listen, Before it's going to miss earth and things like that. No, look, listen, listen Before I go there tomorrow and spank your tish. I'm a flat earther. I don't believe in outer space. I don't believe that there's rocks going to fly into earth and destroy the entire town or country.
Thee Gooch:I don't believe in that.
Thee Gooch:I think it's fear-mongering, because they need us scared, they need us to be frightened so we can lose focus on what's really going on behind the scenes. Okay, we got the Epstein files. We got Trump doing this. We got Obama going to be under indictment. We have to lose focus. It's all media blitz.
Joe :Yeah, it's all media blitz. Yeah, it's all the media.
Thee Gooch:They're just trying to throw us off, right? Yeah, so that's what I'm saying Because, remember, at the time, using Aquanet was dangerous for the environment.
Joe :The ozone layer.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, and they almost banned Aquanet in the 80s because by 1995, we're going to be extinct. Yeah, it's all fear mongering, man, that's true.
Joe :It's all fear-mongering man, it's all about fear. Yeah, because they said that Aquanet hairspray was destroying the ozone layer and they go what Ozone layer? Come on. Even back then, I even thought there was no such thing as an ozone layer dude, I didn't believe in that shit either.
Thee Gooch:That was in the 80s, dude.
Joe :Yeah, I was like 12 years old at the time, dude, I was fixing up my mullet and all that stuff.
Thee Gooch:I don't believe in it, I just don't. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. Okay, you know, they're already here Our demons, the demons.
Joe :Yeah, that's true.
Thee Gooch:They're already here. They're in the water.
Joe :They're underwater. Here's my opinion on it. Here's my take. All right, I don't know. If you want to know you want to hear it.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Joe :Okay, my opinion is this is what my theory is, and I think it could be an asteroid, a wormwood, as the Bible says. God says when it's about to end, he's going to send wormwood to attack the Earth. Asteroid, big asteroid, right? That's my number one theory. It's going to be. It's called warm wood and in the bible it states that it's going to strike earth and then it's going to kill a lot of people from the third, so the other side of the earth right, parts of the earth right, and it's going to boil the water and see all the sea is going to die and the water is going to be turned to bitter and all that stuff. Right, and that's one of my number one theories. Two, if it's a fucking mothership or an installer or something like that I'm thinking, my theory is it could be. What is it called? Ananakis?
Thee Gooch:Oh, you mean thrifty Thrifty.
Joe :Ananakis.
Thee Gooch:Ananakis.
Joe :Ananakis? Okay, it could be Ananakis, I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right. Yeah, you got it. Okay, so they're going to come over here, they're going to rule the earth and they're going to proclaim One of they're going to rule the earth and they're going to proclaim One of them is going to proclaim he's God to control the world and talk to the leaders to worship him. Okay, that's my other theory. I only have two. So that's what I'm thinking. I think they're going to come over here and rule the world and we're going to worship one of them that's going to come in here and they're going to force us to obey him and he's going to proclaim himself as the God, the true God, of the earth.
Joe :That's one of my theories, and I don't know if I'm right or wrong. I could be wrong. Who knows? You could be wrong. You know who knows? Like you, you could be right too. You could say it's just, it's gonna miss the the earth, like by a centimeter and shit like that, or an inch, or a mile, whatever, but I don't know.
Thee Gooch:That's what I think I, I just don't, I just don't buy in it. Dude, dude.
Joe :I don't buy the yeah, the outer space yeah the whole outer space shit Because you got.
Thee Gooch:I mean, we've talked about it in the past podcast, but I just find it hard to believe that we're spinning, rotating and then meanwhile zipping through space 10,000 million miles an hour. Meanwhile, the North Star has been in the same spot for the last 6,000 years. I'm not buying it.
Joe :Yeah, and here's my other thought. Okay, so we all live in a flat Earth, right? And it's a dome, okay, and Antarctic, antarctic, there's a wall over, right. This is what I'm thinking too. I'm thinking it's just a fucking just on the other side of the wall, and they're making it coming like if it's 300 miles away, coming fast, rapidly to earth, and it's just right there in fucking antarctic, over the wall. And you know, just, they're just giving us a day, they're gonna, they're gonna write what do you think?
Thee Gooch:I believe I believe that. I believe that they're already here. Yeah, um, I think. I think nasa and the government already know this. Everybody, I think all the governments know this, that they're already here. Uh, whether or not they want to attack us and take us out, I don't think that would happen. I think they want to take out the corruption, the evil people, if you will, because whoever's going to attack us, it's the same thing with us. There's good and bad up there. There's good that want to help us and there's bad that they do want to destroy us. Who knows? I think they're already here. I think they're.
Thee Gooch:That's fear-mongering, that they're telling us that there's something coming to Earth. I think they're trying to just prepare us. Hey, you know these things are real. Yeah, these things are real. But that whole shit oh, it's seven miles long. Yeah, you know it's fast approaching. We first thought it was going to be, you know, february 2026. But never mind, it's actually gained speed. Yeah, it actually gained speed and it'll be here in November. Meanwhile, you drive out of town for two hours and you lose your cell phone reception. How the fuck do they know this shit?
Joe :Yeah, no shit.
Thee Gooch:It's all bullshit. It's bullshit and I'm not buying it. It's common sense, it's just bullshit.
Joe :Yeah, so you know what I'm thinking too as well. People are saying how those meteors come out, come into the earth.
Thee Gooch:I think it's falling, falling ice. You think so yeah, that too, huh yeah it's falling ice because, if you remember, back in the in maybe a year ago, we talked about when they allegedly went to the moon. They brought back a moon rock. Right, right well, the moon. They brought back a moon rock. Right, right well, the moon rock turned out to be pressurized wood.
Joe :Oh shit yeah, yeah, I never thought of that one too. Yeah, and it's like, uh, it's not ice that melts, it's like ice that's cold, but it it takes a long while to melt, right it's actually, it's blue ice, right, it's blue ice which, which would be a frozen auction, nick. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, you're right, but yeah. So that's what I think too. I think that it's just the other side of the ice wall.
Clip:Antarctic yeah.
Joe :And it's just right there. It's just, they warned the government that they're going to arrive, you know, yeah, I think so, and he's going to control the world and he's going to talk to every leader to have peace in the world. And you got to obey me. And blah, blah, blah, and this and that, and the ones that are coming up from the ocean, they're going to force us to worship the image.
Thee Gooch:So that's what I think I don't know. So how do not to change the subject? So how are we going to work?
Joe :So say, if somebody wants to listen to our podcast, they got to go to the podcast platforms look for us and then subscribe well, they could go to google search and they go to search the talkers podcast and they will see the link there right, and it's all thetalkersbuzzsproutcom. And and it's also on amazon music and iheart radio, spotify, apple podcast and I? Uh music what is it? Youtube music and pandora. It's gonna there's a bottom. It's gonna say when you go to amazon or apple podcast they're gonna it's gonna say support the show or subscribe to the show. It's gonna put on subscribe. It's going to let them know this feature has already got to be subscribed to the show. It notifies the person Once they click on the play button. It notifies them.
Thee Gooch:Oh, okay.
Joe :This podcast needs to be subscribed, okay. As far as.
Thee Gooch:YouTube goes. They can't watch us on YouTube, right.
Joe :Not right now. Right now we're recording it. If I wanted to put it on live, I could put it on live right now, like after we're done. You know what I'm saying, right, right, so, yeah, so it's only $3 a and the subscriber will get like a miniature gift, you know, for subscribing for Season 3, episode 1, and forward on. Okay, so, starting from now forward on, it's going to be on subscription. So tune in, listen and all that jazz.
Thee Gooch:Before we go, before we go, let me show you guys these. I bought these online. Okay, I've been hearing. I've been hearing a bunch of stuff about it, good things about it. They're supposed to improve your eyesight.
Joe :Really oh yeah.
Thee Gooch:Like and I'm not going to bullshit you because I'm I'm not making any, we're not making any money off of this. Okay, this shit's fucking a trip. Okay, they're glasses, right, oh shit, but there's pinholes in them. See that, mm-hmm. So the thing, the theory well, I don't want to call it a theory, but what you have to do is wear them for 20 to 30 hours, 30 minutes a day, which I have since I've got them I think I've had them for about a week. Do you wear progressive like bifocals on your glasses? Or you just, yeah, I have that. Yeah, I'm not going to bullshit you, joe, but if you put these on and you wear them, you can see. Good, jack, yeah, can you? You can see the fine print.
Joe :No shit. Even though I mean I see dots in there. Yeah, they're pinholes, yeah, pinholes. I mean you can see it clearly?
Thee Gooch:Yeah, I'm not bullshitting you, dude. No shit, they're only like. I think I got them for like six bucks. No way, I'm not bullshitting you. You can read the fine print with these motherfuckers on it.
Joe :No way.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, I'm not. I promised it on God, really. Yeah, it's crazy, no shit. I remember when I first put them on, I was like. I felt like a jackass, you know.
Joe :Yeah.
Thee Gooch:Calm down fucking, Mr Trendy, but for real, dude you can read the really fine print on your medicine bottles. You can read the really fine print on them.
Joe :What's the name of those?
Thee Gooch:glasses. I don't know, I think they're just called pinhole glasses. Pinhole glasses Nice. No shit, it's a trick, because your eyes are focused. How did you hear about that? It's on social media, tiktok.
Joe :Oh shit. Well, how do you know about that?
Thee Gooch:So they're supposed to improve your eyesight in due time. I don't know how quickly or I'm doing it every day for 20 minutes, maybe even 30 sometimes. But no bullshit, you can redefine prints just wearing these on. No, no, no, uh, no lenses, it's just pinholes.
Joe :Pinholes because your eyes are focused no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I'm right here I don't know if I'm dumb or I don't know, so they're not lenses.
Thee Gooch:It's just pinholes.
Joe :Pinholes and you can see like you're looking at it clear when you look through the pinhole right.
Thee Gooch:Like I need glasses, I need progressives. I need that light bulb. No bullshit, dude, I can read carefully. If I take them off, I can't see that that's blurry.
Joe :Oh shit who the fuck invented that dude.
Thee Gooch:It's crazy.
Joe :That's fucking alien technology right there, dude, yeah, nah.
Thee Gooch:I'm going to give it about a month A month Because I haven't worn my glasses in two weeks now, maybe, so how?
Joe :much is the price again.
Thee Gooch:This. I think it was like six bucks. I think so Ten bucks. I mean six bucks. Sorry, I'll tell you right now exactly how much I paid for it.
Joe :God Give me one second there.
Thee Gooch:I never thought that was possible. It's a trip. I was like, and I wore them for, like how much are these? Oh, I'm sorry, they were 12 bucks. So I wore them for the first time. Like I said, I just felt like a jackass. All right, we'll see what happens. But then the next day I wore them again. You could read the fine print. I was like what the fuck?
Thee Gooch:I was like blown away. I was like what the fuck?
Thee Gooch:How am I reading this when I don't have any glasses? God dude. And I spent fucking almost $700 on my glasses, bro.
Joe :Yeah, that's how they go by, but you buy them because you don't have no insurance right, like vision care and all that stuff.
Thee Gooch:Actually I did have insurance when I paid for them. Oh, you did, yeah, but they didn't fucking cover shit Okay.
Joe :Because when I bought these, I only bought the frames. The frames are like what? Like 50 bucks, you know. But to get the progressive glasses, the lens and all that stuff is like fucking 200 bucks. Well, my insurance deducted that out, so all I paid was like fucking 50 bucks, that's about it, but still still spending money, you know, out of 12 bucks. You said.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, you know shit.
Joe :I mean that's good. I gotta check if I could get some of those.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, check it out, dude.
Joe :What's the name of?
Thee Gooch:them again. Let me look for it again. I'll give you an exact name for this. It's crazy, dude. I was just tripping out because I can see the fine print.
Joe :Yeah, that's what I'm tripping out too.
Thee Gooch:They're called vision correction glasses.
Joe :Vision correction glasses and that's in. You find that in Amazon. You can probably find them on Amazon TikTok probably on Amazon, but probably, yeah, they'll probably be much more expensive. Yeah, yeah, that's fucking crazy dude. But yeah, dude, it's that's. I didn't know that, I didn't know they make things like that. Yeah, it's a trip. It's a trip, I'm gonna have to check that.
Thee Gooch:I didn't know they make things like that.
Joe :Yeah, it's a trip, dude, it's a trip. I'm gonna have to check that out. I get a bunch of shit.
Thee Gooch:I get a bunch of stuff that, a lot of natural stuff that makes your face bigger and your heart better, and I get a bunch of teas. Yeah, oh shit. And it helps, dude, my blood pressure went down. My blood pressure went down. My blood pressure went down just using I think it's called nitric oxide. Nitric oxide, yeah, nitric oxide with beet juice or beet formula or some shit. Oh yeah, yeah, I checked my blood pressure not too long ago and that shit dropped.
Joe :Oh shit.
Thee Gooch:But you have to also do your part in that. Yeah, how to eat right yeah, and not eat like a fucking pig.
Joe :Yeah, does that taste good, the beet juice.
Thee Gooch:It tastes okay. It's not disgusting, but it tastes okay.
Joe :Does it taste like a butthole?
Thee Gooch:Yes it actually does. Yeah, you can buy beet juice at your health food store. Yeah, you can buy. You can buy a beet juice at your health food store. It comes in powder form. Put it in a glass of water. A couple scoops of the beet powder. Yeah, dude, you gotta start eating healthy because we're prone.
Joe :We're prone to get heart attacks dude.
Thee Gooch:Oh yeah, yeah, you know, especially eating all that processed food, fuck yeah dude, I'm trying to cut down too, man, but it's fucking hard.
Joe :Dude, I was eating all that processed food. Fuck yeah, dude, I'm trying to cut down too, man, it's fucking hard dude, that's what she said. Oh wow, I think we're it guys, You're it Gooch.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, I'm good I got to go. I got to go make pee-pee hey now.
Joe :Oh, you got to make pee-pee, you got to do a pee pee, but, uh, but, alright, this is it, guys. Just to let you guys know all you listeners out there welcome to season 3, episode 1. Yeah, everybody, it's gonna get good, it's gonna get better. I just wanna let everybody know yeah, everybody, it's going to get good, it's going to get better. I just want to let everybody know that if you guys subscribe for season three, you will get a miniature gift for being a subscriber for season three and you will also include a shout out.
Thee Gooch:Yeah, and you know what I'm down. I'm down to participate in a prize giving. If we get enough subscribers, do like a grand prize or some shit, like something badass. Yeah, you know, but if we have one subscriber two, you know might as well just give it to them.
Joe :Yeah, yeah, that's what we want to do and send you a miniature gift for being a subscriber for season three and episode one from forward on and tune in Any final words for you, gooch.
Thee Gooch:Everybody. Stay safe out there. Don't worry about this fucking asteroid or mothership coming to you. They're already here, they're, just Give them some time. It's crashing into Earth. Fucking asteroid or mothership coming to you, they're already here. Give them some time, crashing into Earth. That shit's not going to happen. Be safe, watch everybody, watch one another, protect yourselves, stay strong, find Jesus.
Joe :There you go, find Jesus. Jesus is the way and the light, and the truth.
Thee Gooch:And do not drink and drive. And do not drink and drive. Yes.
Joe :And the only way Do not drink and drive guys. This is season three, finally, episode one, and it's going to go on forward. Everybody Remember Season 1 and 2 are remaining free for you guys out there. Support Season 1 and 2. Support us and if you want to subscribe for Season 3, $3 a month you can cancel any time.
Joe :All right guys, this is it.
Joe :My name is Joe and we have Thee Gooch everybody. Thank you everybody, and tune in and do not drink and drive everybody.
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