Unsafe highways

Joe discusses the dangerous driving behaviors he witnesses during his early morning commute and the concerning lack of highway patrol presence on the roads.

• Regular encounter with extreme speeders during 2 AM commute to work
• Rising gas prices in LA reaching $5.20 per gallon 
• Traffic jams caused by preventable accidents
• Missing police presence compared to previous decades
• Personal confession about driving drunk once and not remembering it afterward
• Drunk drivers' false belief in "high tolerance" and its consequences
• Tips for drowsy drivers including pulling over for short naps
• Safe driving as a moral responsibility to protect others

Starting July 27, 2025, Season 3 will be available for $3 a month including shout-outs, while Seasons 1 and 2 will remain free. Thank you to all our listeners from around the world as we approach our third anniversary.

Chapters

• 1:34 Welcome to The Talkers Podcast
• 3:05 Season 3 Announcement
• 4:35 Morning Commute Nightmares
• 10:40 Traffic Jams and Gas Prices
• 16:40 Dangers of Fast Drivers
• 30:40 Drunk Driving Consequences
• 43:30 Personal Confession and Lesson
• 52:15 Final Thoughts and Goodbye

Transcript

Joe: 0:59

What's up everybody? What's up? What's up this? What's up, what's up? This is Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted. My name is Joe. What's up everybody? What's up? No Gooch today, everybody, no Gooch. Just me, just me today, no Gooch. But I'm here, I'm here and you have me all to yourselves. He will be on episode 89, season 2, and this is episode 88. Everybody, season 2. Hello everybody. What's up?

Joe: 1:34

Los Angeles, California, it's a beautiful day, Sunday funding, Sunday funding. Everybody Is everybody enjoying their Sunday. I didn't because the Dodgers lost, I can't believe it with the Angels. I think the Angels swept them. I just turned it off, you know. Yeah, congrats to the Angels. I guess they lost. They got swept by the Angels. Oh, wow, they'll beat them next time. You know what I'm saying.

Joe: 2:05

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Joe: 3:53

You know I just got out of work on Saturday on, you know, in the morning. You know 11 o'clock and I was running out of work on Saturday on, you know, in the morning, you know 11 o'clock and I was running out of gas, okay, so, so I go full up my gas tank, food tank 35 bucks, man, I can't believe it. Gas is going up, you know, 5, already, 520 already, I think. I mean, I mean it's just terrible. You know, I don't blame Trump, it's just the governor. The governor or mayor, whoever it may be, you know they're at fault. You know it's not Trump, but it's terrible. But that's not the issue.

Joe: 4:37

I mean, the thing is I get out of work. I'm exhausted, totally exhausted mentally. You know, sleepy as well too. You know, because I wake up early in the morning, at one o'clock, to get ready, take a shower, I'm off to a freeway around two in the morning because it's a 45 minute drive to go to work. Okay, to Los Angeles, I mean from Los Angeles to Diamond Bar or next to Chino, chino Hills, okay, 45 minutes, everyone.

Joe: 5:11

And I'm waking up in the morning getting ready, blah, blah, blah, right, and what bothers me is that these drivers drive so fucking fast, dude. You know what's the problem. What's so in a hurry? I mean, you know, I work at. It's a 45 minute job. It's a 45 minute when I work, how I get there, it's 45 minutes. My job is that. Where I work at. It's a 45 minute. My job is you know where I work at. It's a 45-minute drive.

Joe: 5:44

I should be the one fucking speeding 125 miles per hour. You know, on the freeway, these knuckleheads, these balloon heads, just rapidly, just pass me. I'm going to be honest, I'm driving like 70 miles per hour. Okay, I think that's fast. You know, in my mind, these motherfuckers think I'm driving slow, like if I'm an old man. You know which? I am an old man. But I mean I can't believe it. 75 miles per hour or 70 is fucking slow compared to the 125 miles per hour it's fast. I don't even think that's even fast for them, even think that's even fast for them. I think that's going slow for them. You know what I'm saying, and you know. And the drunk drivers too as well. I mean I'm including the drunk drivers, which is bad too. That's what I worry about every Fridays and Saturdays when I'm going to work. You know, like early Friday morning and then hitting up when you know when I'm going to work, you know, like early Friday morning and then hitting up when you know when I'm going to work early Saturday morning.

Joe: 6:46

It's really terrible, man. I mean where's the CHPs, like? Where's the highway patrolman Shit. The thing is that it's like a slap in the face because back in our day, when I was like 17, 18, we used to sneak our daddy's car, like Benny, his dad's car, which is my uncle. He would sneak my uncle's car, okay, and we would go out because we're hungry. We're like, you know, young kids, you know, and we didn't even have a driver's license at the time, you know. But Benny knew how to drive. Okay, I knew how to drive, but I wasn't licensed. I knew how to drive when I was like 16. I knew how to drive when I was like 16. Benny probably knew how to drive when he was like 11 years old and I was like 12 years old.

Joe: 7:52

But driving fast is really terrible because I mean, it's an empty freeway and they're just driving fast. No fucking CHP around. I think they just cruise every fucking two hours on the freeway just to see if the freeway is okay, or either that they're fucking babysitting the Caltrans supporters right there, like the community service, you know, in the morning, or they're fixing the freeways and the construction, the construction workers, they're right there. I mean that shouldn't even be their job, right? That shouldn't be the the highway patrols job. This should be the sheriff's or LAPD, whoever. It shouldn't be the CHP, the highway patrol. Chp should be controlling the freeway and in the streets, I don't know, because back then they used to have deputy Deputy sheriff. Now they don't have deputy sheriff, now it's just sheriff, sheriff and the CHP.

Joe: 8:56

You don't see that anymore. I mean, I don't see them anymore when I'm driving early in the morning. I don't see them anymore Cruising around in the early in the morning. I don't see them anymore cruising around in the freeway every fucking two minutes or maybe less than that. Back then it was like every fucking minute, like they were everywhere. We were like shitting bricks me and the me and Benny and the Gooch, back in the day when we were kids. You know we're just shitting on our asses, acting like stiff. We're acting like we're grownups. You know Every fucking CHP or LAPD, every corner, left to right, and then ahead of us too, we're like stiff. We go shit. The fucking highway patrol there? Oh shit, we used to call them highway poodles, highway poodles, highway poodles. Now you don't see them anymore. In this decade we don't see them anymore.

Joe: 9:46

Well, my luck, I'm driving a 70. I get a fucking ticket for speeding, you know, and these motherfuckers are speeding like 125. They don't get caught. Benny had a story about that. He had a story, the same story, similar to what I'm talking about. He was driving like about 80 and he gets stopped. And there's the other guy, a car, just driving faster than him. He doesn't get caught. Believe that shit.

Joe: 10:25

You know, I see this every morning when I'm driving in the freeway, like around two o'clock in the morning. I go, how in the world someone crashes on a freeway, a bad accident, and there's no fucking cars, no fucking cars, no fucking way, fucking way. Man, how's that possible? I go now. I know why because their motherfuckers are driving, those balloon heads are driving so fucking fast. They don't have no fucking no.

Joe: 10:56

Um, I call that word again. I just said it no conscience or no consequences. You know what's going to happen. I mean, it could be an object in a fucking freeway. You know what I'm saying. Anything could happen, like a little debris in the freeway or some shit like that, or a bag passing by, floating in the fucking air and the car's just driving fast. You know, you know. And then they see a debris and they lose a lot of control and they crash Because they're driving fast, impatient because they think they know how to be a hot rod driver.

Joe: 11:55

Hey, I watched Fast and the Furious. I want to see how you do it in the freeway. I got a hellcat in the freeway. I want to see how it goes. I want to see. Stop fessing your fears. I want to see you how you do it in the freeway. I got a hell cat in the, in the in the freeway. I want to see how it goes. I want to see how it turns out. You know, I'm pretty sure that's what they're saying. You know, just because he has a hell cat and he wants to try to race the car on the empty freeway in the morning, but the balloon head loses control, lose out of control, all because of a paper bag, like a debris Hitting his windshield, and he loses out of control, he crashes and hits the other car, flips like five times, survives, but the other car that he hit, the unalived how about those apples? Huh, it's unbelievable, man, unbelievable. They're unhinged, you know.

Joe: 13:00

And then coming out of work on the freeway, believe it or not, oops, excuse me, burped Now. Getting out of work? Okay, that's a different story. Okay, and sometimes there's no traffic, you know it goes freely. You know, smooth, I go to Walmart on time like around 12 o'clock do my shopping. But this Saturday was like what the fuck is going on? Doesn't everybody fucking just stay home and enjoy their evening or day off from work, you know, or have a barbecue or something like that? Because back then every Saturday it was fucking barbecues left and right the whole fucking air smelled like fucking barbecue. Now you smell nothing but fucking weed. You know, on a freeway, like what the fuck? What's going on? This world is possessed. Let me tell you one thing Full of possession, all evil, and it's traffic everywhere.

Joe: 14:16

It feels like a fucking a weekday. You know, when I'm getting out of work on a Saturday, you know, it feels like a fucking weekday. When I'm getting out of work on a Saturday, you know, it feels like a fucking weekday. I mean, keep in mind, I'm fucking tired and exhausted, sleepy. Yeah, I hear it. You know like, oh, I want you to transfer to another location. I did already. There's no openings right now. I got to sit it and deal with it right now. I have to deal with it. I'm looking around but I still have to deal with it. You know, because it's really tiring, going home, a 45 minutes drive to go home. You know, you think I fucking like it, you think I'm not in a hurry to go home, you know.

Joe: 15:05

And driving fast, wasting gas, knowing that gas prices are going up. You know, that's why most of us are driving slow, because we don't want to waste our fucking gas. You know, I mean I do have money, but fuck, dude, the fucking gas is ridiculous. You know, like 515, it's going to rise up. It's going to go up more pretty soon. You know, unbelievable, fucking believable. I mean, yeah, whoever caused this accident is a fucking balloon head. Got me tardy for going to Walmart. I mean, dude, just imagine how everybody's all upset because of this balloon head caused an accident. Now everybody's in a fucking freeway, stalled, wasting their gas.

Joe: 16:05

And my gas was. You know, I filled up my gas tank all the way to full on the F and that shit was just dropping. There's nothing wrong with my car because it's an. It's a brand new car. My car is brand new, okay, it's just when you're stalled and then for 30 minutes you're stalling in 30 minutes on the traffic just to wait to get it to the exit when I was going to.

Joe: 16:36

You know, go into that detour because I was on Google Maps. Luckily I was nearby the exit, okay, but it took like 30 minutes to get to the exit, but luckily I was nearby it, you know, and my gas was dropping like God damn it. I just filled my gas and it went. It shrink down, it went almost to a half a tank Well, not half a tank, I'm exaggerating but like waste half of it. Plus, I got to go all around just to pass by the traffic, just to get away with the traffic, just to make a shortcut. It looked closer in the Google Maps, to be honest, but it was far, you know. And, um, yeah, so I fill my gas tank and shit. It's like I put fucking money for nothing. You know I waste fucking $35 putting gas on my car. I know I waste fucking $35 putting gas on my car. I mean it's ridiculous. And I bet you this guy who caused this accident or girl was driving fast, caused this accident. And this is in the daytime, there's while, morning time, morning hours, like around, maybe, like around. I was in the freeway already on 11, 30 and and I'm pretty sure everyone was upset oh, I'm pretty sure I mean I was upset because I was fucking sleepy and exhausted mentally, um, exhausted too.

Joe: 18:15

Imagine how everybody had a party have take a. Everybody had to take a shit, you know. Or doing pp, they have to take a pp. That's why you probably have to take a. Everybody had to take a shit, you know. Or doing pee-pee they have to take a pee-pee. That's why you always have to take. Well, that's why it's always to have two liters of bottles of soda, empty ones. The two liters, it's very important. Maybe you have like three or four, you know, because you never know you might be stalled In the freeway, someone got unalive and they had to do an investigation because you might be there maybe like more than five hours until the corner shows up.

Joe: 18:50

Because that has happened to us, well, to me, actually, me and Sexy Pants Sexy Pants is my cousin, by the way and I had and I had, luckily, I had two liter bottles empty. Two liter bottles Because you never know. You never know and it's crazy how these people drive. That accident was probably caused by a fast driver that was impatient, you know. And then when they drive fast, they don't even put no signal lights on. They turn signals. They don't even do that shit. Some of them do. Some do I mean whatever makes sense. Some of them do, and some of them don't even do that shit. Some of them do. Some do Some I mean whatever makes sense. Some of them do and some of them don't. And mostly, most of them are fucking Tesla drivers. And I don't blame the Tesla car they're beautiful looking but I blame the driver. It's the driver, not the Tesla car, it's the driver.

Joe: 20:05

Every time I'm driving, I'm thinking they're going to make a right or left, or thinking they're going to go straight. I said it wrong Thinking they're going to go straight, but no, I'm going forward and they're making a right. Oh shit, you know I could have fucking hit you, son of a bitch. I could have hit you because I'm thinking you're going forward, you're going to go straight, but no, you're making a right. You know that's the problem too I'm having. No one uses some of them don't use their turn signal or left or right and shit like that. You know it's uh, I don't know.

Joe: 20:48

That's why it's very important to learn how to drive. When you're 12, I mean well, 16, I can't. I kind of exaggerate it, but 16 is the most, or 15, not 12. 15 is the probably the proper age to learn how to drive. You know, and study the book, because I think most of them don't study the book, don't read the book. You know I said some, hence the word. And yeah, it's very important to read the book because some of them out there don't read the book and some of them cheat on their test. You know, they go on YouTube and they look for the answers there. You know, believe it or not, and I go to the DMV. Now they have all it's computerized. Now you cannot, well, you cannot even take your cell phone in anymore.

Joe: 21:40

I don't know how it is now, to be honest, and I think when someone's a good driver is when they don't have tickets or having a bad accident. I mean, I'm not perfect, I did have an accident, okay, but it wasn't my fault, okay, and some of them get away with it. You know, I had a taxi hit me in the side side swipe me when I was getting out of work, when I used to work in Los Angeles, and the funny part, they were trying to act like they were trying to play victim, like it was my fault. They were trying to blame it, like it was my fault. They were trying to blame it on me, you know, and it's something that you got to be patient about, things like that, you know. And yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm not. I'm not a perfect driver, you know. We all make mistakes, you know, but we, we, we learn from them, you know. The thing is that I'm not the kind of guy that drives fast and you know, thinking I'm fucking Vin Diesel, whatever you want to call it, or fucking Vin Diesel, whatever you want to call it.

Joe: 23:11

What's his name? That actor, the one that was on the live when he got hurt, he got killed. I forgot his name. But like James Dean, I mean, this has been going on for a long time. This is nothing new Drag racing and all that shit, you know, it's nothing new. Like James Dean, he was a speedster too. Back in 1955, he got on Unalive because he was driving fast and he liked drag racing. You know, believe it or not, james Dean, he was one of the good actors, you know, not the best, but he was one of the great ones. You know, to believe it or not, james Dean, he's one of the good actors, you know, not the best, but he was one of the great ones, you know.

Joe: 23:57

But this has been going around for a long time. It has nothing to do with the Fast and the Furious. This has been going around since the 50s okay, since you know, I guess when they watched James Dean and Marlon Brando, you know it all started from there. This is nothing new. This is old. Actually. Drag racing, racing and all that shit it's nothing new. It's been around since the 50s. But it's just getting out of control on this year, way out of control. It's not as bad like back then. Now it's just getting out of control on this year Way out of control. It's not as bad like back then. Now it's gotten worse.

Joe: 24:40

They do the how do you call it? The burnout, turnouts or whatever you want to call it. They race on public streets Not thinking about the consequences that you know. A car might be passing by and they're drag racing and they're going fast. They could probably have a baby child, a newborn, inside a car or a child in there a kid, you know. But then when they, when reality hits them, they found out that they unaligned somebody. And then now it turns out to be a nightmare.

Joe: 25:20

This could be do anything. It could be a drunk driver or it could be a person that is impatient, driving unhinged, or just in a hurry to go to work and driving fast, or just in a hurry to go to work and driving fast, or just to love to drive fast because he didn't care or she didn't care. I mean, sometimes I see this shit on when I'm going to work. You know, it's really terrible. And no CHP around, no LAPD. They roam the streets, like around, maybe like in two hours, they roam the streets. You know, I don't even think they eat donuts anymore, you know, because, to be honest, I never see a donut shop open anymore too, because no one doesn't feel safe anymore. You know, to be honest, I mean back in, like again, I repeat it again, like in every two minutes.

Joe: 26:27

They used to be roaming around the freeways and the streets, the lapd sheriffs and, uh, chp motorcycles. To the chp motorists, you know, like chips, you know them. I used to be a scare of them. Um, the chp, the ones that look like chips, like the motorists, the motorcycle, because they're dicks. But I only see when I'm going, when I'm coming out of work, I'm only seeing one motorist CHP Like a motorcycle, in other words, short for motorcycle. Motorist Like a motorcycle, in other words, short for motorcycle Mortarist, only see one.

Joe: 27:21

When I see someone getting stopped by them, I go yes, finally, you stop one. That's going too fucking fast, you know. But that's not enough. They're right there fucking babysitting the Caltrans, which they could be roaming the freeway. You know what I'm saying. You know how many lives they would have saved if they would have been patrolling these freeways and the streets. You know If they would have been there every fucking two minutes or less than two minutes roaming the street I mean the freeways and the streets you know If they would have been there every fucking two minutes or less than two minutes roaming the street I mean the freeways too. I mean it's like they haven't made. You know I'm talking about the people that driving fast. It's like they haven't made.

Joe: 28:05

They run through red lights. You know they don't yield anymore. When you see a stop sign, they don't know they don't yield anymore. When you see a stop sign, they don't yield, they don't stop, they just keep on going like they don't have no brains. You know that's one of them. I'm worried too Because there's an oncoming traffic. You know, there's like fucking stop signs in every corner and these motherfuckers don't fucking stop. They just fucking just go. You know, unbelievable man. And some of them don't use their turn signals, right or left. You know they just fucking just make a right without using their turn signal, like man, balloon heads, dude. You know, at times I could be a balloon head. You know I go fuck. So this is how it feels to be a balloon head. You know I go fuck. I'm nothing like them. I'm being them because I'm fucking tired to let them I'm being them Because I'm fucking tired get out of work.

Joe: 29:13

You know I get out of work and I'm exhausted. And you know when I'm really really really tired and sleepy. I get off the nearest exit and I go, like to the nearest mall. Hey, now I go to the nearest mall, I go take a nap. I go to a nearest mall, I go take a nap, I go to sleep. I have like a maybe like a 10 minute nap. That 10 minute nap works Because I think sleeping under the sleeping under driving is even 10 times worse than being drunk. You know what I'm saying, that's what I heard. And then it feels awful. It feels like I am drunk. You know when I'm driving. You know when I'm fucking tired and exhausted.

Joe: 30:02

Coming out of work. I'm fucking sleepy because I wake up really early. You know what I'm saying. I wake up really early. Can you imagine? You know what I'm saying. I wake up really early. Can you imagine? You know? And you know what. I can't drive. I'm fucking knocking. My eyes are just shutting down. I'm going to exit in the nearest exit and go to a nearest mall or whatever, whatever, or a gasoline station, you know, and take a nap.

Joe: 30:29

You know you may look like a creep, you know, and take a nap. You know you may look like a creep, you know, sleeping in a car. But nowadays you look like a creep sleeping in a car. To be honest, you know which is stupid, you know, but yeah. So if you feel like you're sleepy driving and you're tired and exhausted and your eyes are shutting down, I would suggest to get off the nearest exit and go take a nap on the nearest gas station or nearest mall. That's all I can say, because it does feel terrible and awful and ugly when your eyes are just dropping and just falling. You're trying to wake up and you know it does feel ugly. It happened to me before, but I just got off the nearest exit and took a nap, okay, and sometimes I have to take oh wait, sometimes I have to drink three cups of coffee at work to stay awake and it still doesn't work. You know, cups of coffee at work to stay awake and it still doesn't work. You know, I'm still knocking out.

Joe: 31:45

Either I sleep in the parking lot of my jobs at or sleep or the nearest gas station or nearest mall or somewhere around there. Because at the time when I'm getting out of work, I don't feel sleepy. When I'm driving, okay, but when it's when I, when it's when I go to the freeway, when there's a lot of traffic, that's when you start feeling it because you're fucking, you're just anxious to go home. You know it's traffic and that's's when they're sleeping as your eyes are shutting down at that moment Because you're fucking, you're bored. Maybe, I don't know, I don't know why it does that. I'm right awake. But once I hit the freeway when there's a lot of traffic, that's when I start feeling the tiredness and the sleepiness and falling asleep. My eyes are closing down, I go shit, fuck. You know. Excuse my language, but it is a terrible feeling.

Joe: 32:43

But don't even get me started with the drunk drivers, because the drunk drivers are a lot worse. You know, there's a lot of balloon heads out there. They they say they have high tolerance. Oh, I have high tolerance, I could drink. I could drink and drive. I drive.

Joe: 32:57

I think I drive more openly and drive perfect when I'm drunk, when I'm drinking, yeah right, believe me, there's, there's people that that, just because they have high tolerance, you know, when you have high tolerance, yes, you're just right there drinking. You're thinking you don't feel the high. You know, but once you drive, you're going to feel it. You're not going to feel it, it just happens. You just blank out. You know, you just blank out, without you knowing you're going to fall asleep because you don't remember. You just knock out, it's like your brain's going to sleep. You know. You know I'm no doctor, but it's common sense. You know, I mean honestly, and to this day they don't listen. You know they don't listen just because they feel like they're okay to drive when they're drinking. You know, and these motherfuckers probably drinking like fucking liquor and shit, not beer. You know it's scary, dude, I mean it's really scary.

Joe: 34:12

Drinking and driving, I mean I see people get caught drunk driving and especially when they post it on TikTok. You know you're going home. If you're in positive you're drinking, okay, and then you stop on the checkpoint, you know. And then, and then you stop on the checkpoint, you know. And then you may say, oh, I only drink two beers, one beer, motherfucker, the officer could fucking smell your car. I mean, could smell your car inside. Smell like liquor, you know, and it's a dead giveaway. That's one thing about liquor. It's a like liquor, you know, and it's a dead giveaway. That's one thing about liquor. It's a dead giveaway. You could probably drink only one or two. You could just smell it right off the bat, you know.

Joe: 35:00

That's why I'd rather stay home and drink. You know, imagine I buy some Blue Moons, right, I buy a six-pack, okay, I drink a beer, only one one. And they could still smell me, you know. And then you know what, when you stay, when you're next to a person, when you're drinking, you could fucking smell. They go fuck, you're drinking, you know, yeah, and dude, it smells. I'm sorry, but that's what they gave away about beer, you know, but I love beer. I'd like drinking it, you know, but I don't, I don't, I'm not gonna drive, I'd rather be home. I'd rather be safe than sorry. You know what I'm saying thank you. I mean, that's why you should always. That's why you should always, when you're going out, when you're having a party or you know, tell your friend or cousin to pick you up or something like that, because you know it's not worth it.

Joe: 36:12

Imagine Put these two balloon heads together your mind, okay. One loves to fucking speed, loves to drive fast, and that same person likes to drink. Imagine, that's not even a good combination. The guy that is a speedster loves to drive the car fast. He likes to drive fast. Right, imagine him drinking alcohol, beer or liquor. Motherfuckers going the wrong way, driving in the wrong way on the freeway. Imagine that shit. That's going on. That's going on too, you know.

Joe: 36:51

And what is it they're showing off, or something like that, for a girl, or the girl showing off for a guy? What? What triggers them? That's? That's, that's something I don't understand. What triggers them doing this? It boggles my mind about.

Joe: 37:08

You know it's common sense not to do shit like that. You know, no consequences, they don't think about that. No consciences, they don't worry about shit. Could it be they're? They're suicidal, you know, for doing it. Ah, fuck it, I don't care If I die, I die. You know it's a stupid way of thinking, you know. But yeah, you guys got to remain calm, you got to remain cool and you got to be patient when you're driving, because you don't know who you're going to hurt out there. You know, you don't know it, you know it's your own fate. You know Some people say that, oh, if that was true, if God was true, how come he didn't save that person?

Joe: 37:58

You know, if God was real, people say that. But the person that drove the car, that's his own fate. Okay, that's his own fate. He could have chose oh, I don't want to drive. He could have said I'm not going to drive because I'm too drunk. He could have said that, you know, maybe something told him don't drive, don't drive, don't drive. Maybe God was telling him don't drive, no, but he took his own fate. He took the chance. He said, oh, I'm going to drive.

Joe: 38:34

But people were telling him that's how God works. Maybe his friends were telling him don't drive, you're drunk, you're too drunk. No, I got high tolerance. But his friends were telling him don't drive, You're drunk, you can't even drive. No, but I got high tolerance, don't worry about me, I got it, I got this. That's how God works.

Joe: 38:55

God talks to your people, talks in through you. You know people don't know that and people say that God's not real. You know, think about it. Maybe God is working, or angels are working with your friends. Tell your friend not to drink, I mean, tell your friend not to drive, tell your friend not to drive, that's all. The angels work too. But no, your high tolerance guy that's drinking, say he could do it. He took it, that was his fate. So he crashed and analyzed people, but he chose it. God gave his friends to. Hey, you know, his friends were telling him not to drink, not to drive, not to drive, you're too drunk. But no, he didn't listen. That's how God works, bottom line, I mean.

Joe: 40:05

And then he analyzed, like four people in a car. You know, waking up in the next morning what happened? Well, sir, you know, you're on a live, four people, you know two kids and a couple, married couple. Unbelievable, unbelievable, right, that's what the officers told him. And the friends were telling the officer well, we're telling him to stop, not to drive, but he was insisting that he had high tolerance. The officers told him, the friends were trying to stop him to drive, but he didn't listen, he took his fate in his own hands and he didn't care. He was saying he had high tolerance to his friends. So the friends told that to the officers and now he's booked for manslaughter, you know, for unaliving four people in a car, taking this risk.

Joe: 41:16

Oh, I'm not, I'm a man, I'm fucking a guy of high tolerance. You know I could drive. I drive better when I'm drinking. Some people have that testosterone like if you don't drive, you're gay. That has nothing to do with it. Oh, you're weak, you're a sissy. That has nothing to do with it. Now he got arrested for drinking and driving. Now he's going to be gay Because he's in jail, killed four people, one in life, four people and he's going to be with a lot of guys in prison.

Joe: 42:04

Unbelievable See how it works. I mean, that's why we're against drunk driving. It's not worth it. And then, if you get caught, just imagine how much the bill he's going to pay. Just imagine, imagine the. Imagine the expensive, the families, the ones that are alive, unalived. Just imagine the family going to sue him. You know he's going to be in debt for a long time. You know, in debt, paying these funeral expenses. I'm pretty sure it's going to probably come out as expenses. But I don't know how that works, to be honest. To be honest, I really don't know how that works, so I can't say much about that. But I do know when you get caught drinking and driving you're going to spend all these expenses your AA classes you know alcoholics and anamnesis, your breathalyzer you know unbelievable. And the classes you have to pay you know unbelievable. And the classes you have to pay you know you have to pay them. You got to pay for this classes. The breathalyzer you got to pay the AA, and I think you go to the morgue to see the dead people or something like that. You got to pay those classes. The breat, the dead people, or something like that. You got to pay those classes. The breathalyzer you put in your car I think this guy's not going to come out jail pretty soon or prison, probably stay there for two years, you know, I think.

Joe: 44:06

I think drunk drivers should be in the same level as pedophiles. That's what I think they should be the same level. I mean because you're drinking. And just imagine the pedophiles too. Then when they drink they do stupid shit, you know. That's why I think they should be the drunk drivers and the pedophiles. They should be in the same level. Okay, I mean, it's getting bad.

Joe: 44:47

I think the whole world is getting possessed. No one cares, no one loves anymore. Everybody's envy, everybody. I mean, the world has changed, to be honest. Plus, we're overpopulated the whole world is. That's why I always pray to the Lord to protect me and my, my brothers, because I pray for my family and I pray hard. I sin, I'm not a perfect person, but I do believe in the son of God. You know that I hope one day that hasn't happened to me. You know, and I did one time. One time I had Did that and I learned my lesson. That's what scared me. That's why I don't want to do that shit anymore.

Joe: 45:41

We went to this party, my friend's party, back in. I don't know it was a long time ago. I don't know how many years was it. I forget it was. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna take a back in. I don't know it was a long time ago. I don't know how many years was it, I forget. I'm just going to take a wild guess. Okay, I'm just going to take a wild guess. The year I think it would have been. I think it was in 2008, around there, or maybe less than that 2007. I'll just say 2007.

Joe: 46:06

I was invited, me and Sexy Pants Were invited to A birthday party. I got fucking tore up, okay, with beer, drinking beer. Okay, I was Close drunk At the time. I had a A cheap ass Poncho's giveaway car. You know, Little bucket, you know, but I don't, to be honest, cheap-ass ponchos giveaway car. You know, little bucket, you know. But, to be honest, I don't know how I fucking that car made it. You know, I really don't know how that car made it, because it was far okay, I was fucking drunk, even sexy pants down. Dude, are you sure you could drive? I said, yeah, I'm one of those balloon heads, you know, I was a kid. Even sexy pants down. Dude, are you sure you could drive? I said, yeah, I'm one of those balloon heads, you know, I was a kid at the time. Oh, I have high tolerance, you know. But I drove the car from wherever I was at I forgot where it was and from LA.

Joe: 47:08

I woke up the next day, told sexy pants, how did I fucking drive? Did I drive? He said, yeah, I go. Fuck, dude, I don't remember driving. Dude, I blanked out. I go. Yeah, how was I driving? Was I driving waving. Was I waving or some shit? Was I out of control? No, you're driving fine, you're driving good, no mistakes or anything.

Joe: 47:32

Really, really, there's nothing to be proud about. You know, because I could have hurt somebody and I told Sexy Panza I go, damn dude, that's the last time I'm going to do that shit. Dude, that's fucking scary. I couldn't believe I did that shit. I couldn't believe I did that shit. I couldn't believe I did that shit. Dude. To be honest, all of you out there, I couldn't believe it. This was back in 2007 or somewhere around there. I forget, I forget. It's been a long time. I go fuck, dude. That was scary. How did I? And you couldn, couldn't, you didn't drive for me. Sexy pants was. He didn't want to, he didn't want to drive, so I drove.

Joe: 48:13

Sexy spans is my cousin, by the way. You know. You guys want to know. He's not my lover or anything like that. He's just my, my cousin, blood cousin, 100. We just call him sexy pants because, um, he doesn't want to have his name out there, but, um, yeah, so that's why I wanted to gooch mentions of sexy pants is because we're cousins, we, we, they, they get gay up all each other and shit like that. You know, I guess yeah.

Joe: 48:40

So I was like damn dude, you serious, yeah, dude, serious, yeah, dude, no waving or anything. I wasn't fucking up. No, no, you're driving good, fuck, dude. I don't remember, I was like fuck, I didn't remember. I don't remember driving that drunk. How did I get home? Like I don't remember the directions? That was the funny part. I go fuck dude, that's the last thing thing. That's why I stopped doing that, you know, that's why I don't do that. Just that one time, that one time I did that, I go fuck you know what. I don't care, you could peer pressure me or anything.

Joe: 49:20

All of you motherfuckers, I'm not gonna fucking drive. If I'm gonna go to a party or something like that, I'm not taking my car. I'm going to go to a party or something like that, I'm not taking my car, I'm going Uber it, or you're going to drive for me, or you guys are going to have to pick me up because I'm not driving my car to a party when I'm drinking. Well, guys, I hope I made sense. I hope I made sense in my podcast, because I was all alone today. There was no Gooch.

Joe: 49:53

We're going to be on episode 89 next week on Sunday, episode 89, season two. And just to prepare, do not drink and drive, everybody. I guarantee you. Leave your car there or sleep through it, tell your family to pick you up, your brother, cousin, ninos, nanas, or anything like that. So it's not worth it, everyone, it's not worth it. And where the CHP around there, you better get your act together, man. Start roaming the freeways every two minutes, man, because it's getting out of control with these speedsters out there. You know what I'm saying. So get your act together and do something about this shit. I'm sick of it. Save a life out there, CHP or LAPD, wherever you may be, you know. All right, guys, I'm done. My throat, my throat's going off already for talking too much, babbling a lot.

Joe: 50:59

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