Unscripted Chaos

Joe and Gooch dive into an unscripted, wide-ranging conversation touching on everything from recent earthquakes to conspiracy theories, religious prophecies, and political divides. The duo explores their shared worldview that challenges mainstream narratives while featuring comedian Brad Williams' hilarious take on culture wars.

• Recent 4.4 magnitude earthquake in Thousand Oaks sparks memories of past California quakes
• Discussion on the emerging protest movement against circumcision and perceived societal hypocrisy
• Speculation about Pope Francis's health and biblical prophecies regarding the "last pope"
• Extended conversation about Flat Earth theories and alternative explanations for scientific phenomena
• Commentary on political divisions, media manipulation, and the current state of American society
• Featured segment with comedian Brad Williams and his routine about polarizing product marketing

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Chapters

• 1:30 Sunday Show Introduction
• 17:12 Earthquake Talk and Circumcision Debate
• 35:52 Friends and Personal Updates
• 53:10 The Pope and Religious Predictions
• 1:14:14 Flat Earth Theories
• 1:38:37 Political Commentary and Society
• 1:56:01 Brad Williams Comedy Feature

Transcript

Joe and Thee Gooch: 0:55

What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, everybody, what's up. This is Thee Talkers Podcast, Unscripted. Everybody, what's going on? Everybody what's going on. My name is Joe and we have Thee Gooch. What's happening? Gooch, what's happening, gooch, what's happening, what's happening, little Joe-ho. All right, all right, it's a Sunday fun day today, enjoying the weather. The weather is about what? Like 74 degrees in Los Angeles, California. You know what, dude? Before we start the show, it was exciting today too.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:40

Before we start the show, I just want to let everybody know thank you for all your downloads out there, all your listeners out there, that tuning in and downloading. And if you guys want to subscribe to our show or support our show, um, it's three dollars a month. You can cancel anytime. No hard feelings in our end. Also, with the, with the subscription, if you support our show, it includes a shout out everyone.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 2:10

What a day on Sunday Funday. Oh man, you should have been here, gooch, we just had an earthquake earlier. Oh, really, today. Yeah, we had an earthquake about I think it was a 4.1, somewhere in the Westlake area, not in the Westlake in Los Angeles, somewhere in. I'll just say it's Los Angeles because I forgot where it was at. Yeah, we just had an earthquake 4.0, that's a nice size one. Yeah, it was kind of. It was alright, it was a little jolty. It's like a little like it rolled or something like that. Were you laying down when you felt it? No, I was on the desk Actually trying to look for some information About the comedian that we're going to announce after. So, yeah, I was like what the heck?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 2:58

You know I go jeez, yeah, I think it's time for I mean shit. You already have fires out there, fires going off in California, and rains and floods, and might as well top it off with a fucking earthquake. Well, everyone's getting all the disasters and shit and um, and we're the only ones who are not getting it. You know not that, god forbid, I hope it doesn't happen. But we still got to get prepared, you know. But, um, yeah, yeah, it was like, uh, I think it was a 4.1 in the director scale somewhere. Man dude, I had that information right here. It went down. I'm just thinking, but yeah, we just had another quick. So, yeah, I'll tell you, oh shit, real quick, but no, not like before when we were kids, you know. So how was your day? It's been pretty slow. I got to clean up the house. They're going to show the house tomorrow. As everybody knows, I'm trying to sell my house.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 3:59

Oh really.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 4:07

Oh, you're trying to sell my house. Oh, really, oh, you're gonna sell it now, yeah, so as soon as we're done here, I'm gonna clean the house, make it look presentable, then cook dinner. It's been a slow day. It's a Sunday, just relaxing, you know, not much going on in my kind of boring. Yeah, I'm right here, I'm right I exhausted. That's a good thing that we changed the schedule to Sundays now, because now I feel more relaxed and rested and now I could pronounce my words correctly. Shit like that, I don't know, it was in Thousand Oaks, the earthquake was in Thousand Oaks 4.4 earthquake. Wow, that in Thousand Oaks, 4.4 earthquake Wow, that's a nice size one. Yeah, I mean see.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 4:47

Nice size.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 4:49

The thing I don't like about the laptop is that, you know, looking at the information on Facebook, right, you know? How it scrolls down right there on the page right and you have it. Once you click on it it goes all the way down. You just lose it. You can't find it anymore. That's what happened to me. I had the information right there and it just fucking scrolled down somewhere on the fucking downline. I don't know, I should have just printed it out for the information. My bad, sorry, audience out there I get I'm, I'm an idiot, sometimes I'm a dumbass.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 5:25

Sometimes I got my, my helmet on, you know, but um, so, yeah, dude, let me see. What do we got? What do we got going on in the world? Fucking chaos. I guess the new thing now is like I guess the new trend for people now is don't circumcise your newborn. When the fuck did that become a thing? Yeah, oh my gosh. Well, actually, in the Bible says you got to circumcise your. Yeah, I know some religion, I think some religions are pretty hard up about it. You have to. You, you know, cut that foreskin. If it was up to me, like me, to be circumcised or not, I would rather not be circumcised. I would rather have that snuffing love because tip, you know, hanging on my penis like the extra foreskin, you know. Yeah, I would rather have that, you know, because I hear it's more pleasure. I mean, I don't know, but I hear there's more pleasure.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 6:23

I could spit on it and fucking, just, you know, yeah, baby, yes yeah, if it was up to me, I would rather not be circumcised, but whatever, but I guess that's a thing though. Well, now they're gonna come out with it's all mutilation, how you call it, like you're harming your body, right? Yeah, yeah, mutilation. Meanwhile, these probably again, these are probably the same fucking people that are okay with kids being, you know, transsexuals or whatever, but anyways, yeah, it's a new thing. Now it's another fucking protest and people are so fucking bored, oh my God. So not to know protest now. So I don't know, if it was up to me, I'd rather, I would rather not be circumcised, but that's just me. Well, I think, I think, I think you have to be circum circumcised, yeah, right it's in the it's in the bible says it, right, I think jews jews are supposed to be circumcised too, right?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 7:16

yeah, if I'm not mistaken, yeah, it's a whole thing. I mean, it's been going on for centuries now. They want to make a fucking thing out of it all because you lose 25 sensation, uh, and it causes erectile dysfunction. Blah, blah, no, it fucking doesn't. I'm fucking almost 50 years old and I still fuck like I'm 21. Well, you mean 18. Me too, or 18, something. Yeah, you know. And erectile defunction happens when you're 55, 60. Oh well, you know, you had fun with your penis, you know. Let it rest in peace now. Yeah, fuck, that's true, fucking stupid. Yeah, they don't know what to come up next. Yeah, next thing, you know we're not supposed to cut our fucking fingernails or whatever. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's going on in society. Fuck them. Yeah, no shit, dude.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 8:15

But yeah, I wasn't shaken up with her quick or nothing like that. I was like waiting for it though. I was like is it going to happen? Is this it? I felt like Fred Samford, this is it. This is the big one. That's the way I felt. But I was like waiting, like this. Oh, really, yeah, because you don't know, because first it starts out small, you don't know if it's going to go bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and then stop. You know that's how earthquakes work. You just don't know.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 8:44

Yeah, like the other time was in 90, 1987. I was going to school, stevenson junior high school. Yeah, I was walking, you know, and then I heard all I heard is ladies like, and then I hear the fucking uh, the fence rattling. Yeah, it was slow at first and then it's going faster. You know, because we did, we, that was our time. Yeah, that was our first earthquake. Yeah, first in 80, in 87, yeah, in 87.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 9:14

And I remember every time, every time I see apple jack cereal, it reminds me of that day of the earthquake, because I remember we were just about me and sis were just about to walk to school. I put some apple jacks in a baggie so I could eat it while I'm walking to school and, um, dude, the whole fucking building just started shaking it really hard and massive, and all these people running down the stairs, because we used to live in a four-story building and we, we were downstairs and I just remember mom grabbing us to take us outside and shit, but that shit was hard, dude, it was, it was. I was like going to school, I was just right about crossing the street. That's when it happened. All I saw was emotion. Be like fuck yeah, I was scared. I don't know how 87? I was 12. I was scared. I don't know how 87?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 10:02

I was 12. I was scared. I didn't know what the fuck was in there.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 10:05

It felt like when you step on the weight thing, it just shakes A lot of shit. We used to sleep outside because we were again in a four-story building and we used to sleep in the bed of the truck outside just in case there was aftershocks, because mom used to tell us about the aftershocks that the aftershocks sometimes were fucking worse than the actual earthquake. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, dude, um, yeah, because it gets after. It gets harder and bigger, um than the actual earthquake. Harder and bigger, yeah I was like you're absolutely right.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 10:46

You know what I'm expecting. My well, I ordered something, but I'm going to surprise everyone and once I get it, I'm going to surprise it. Is it for you or is it for me? For me, oh, it's for you, okay.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 11:05

Okay, nice, nice.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 11:07

I just want to surprise it and show it to everyone. But I just got to see it. I just got to see it and find out if I'm approved. Right, right, it's a matter of time and waiting. Speaking of approval, I forgot to mention this on the last show, but Dino wants to make an appearance on the show. No, shit, no, I'll leave that shit up to you. I don't care, I don't care, that's all. I mean that has to be him. Like I said, dude, I mean it has nothing to do with me, it has to be with them. They don't want to appear, they don't want to come out. I mean, what's like? That's on the gay huh? No, but I did like, like benny Remo. They don't want to show up, like, why are you asking me? Why is it up to me?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 11:54

it's up to them you know well, because he brought it up, I think two weeks ago and I was supposed to mention it last week, but I don't think about him, so I didn't remember. But he wants to come out on our show, I think just for one time. Well, does he have a thought now? I don't know, maybe, maybe he has something intelligent to say. I don't know, I was going to say that, but is he divorced or something? No, when they separate, that's when they come around, that's what I want to find out. Probably fucking separated and shit like that.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 12:39

Hey, if you're watching us, dino, come along. I don't care, it doesn't matter, it's not up to me, it's up to you. Right, right, dino, everybody is going to want to appear just for one time, or what I think. So I think so, I don't mind, I would love to have him on the show. I like to talk shit to him. You know what? I had him in mind the other day Because I was thinking that I was coming out of work, I was going to Walmart and then going home, I don't know, I thought of strawberry short legs, you know Yesterday. Then going home, right, I don't know, all of a sudden I thought of Strawberry Shortlegs, you know, yesterday. That's a funny thing that you mentioned that, because he's always calling me Strawberry Shortlegs, or.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 13:30

Short legs , right, yeah, yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 13:34

I don't mind him coming on. Yeah, you know.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 13:38

Fucking fuck around.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 13:40

He's your friend. You're the boss man, it's up to you. We're the boss. I don't mind dude, the fucker's fun, he's funny, he cares. You know, he, whether the fucker likes to hear it or not, we all do. We show compassion toward each other, you know, and he does too. He's a good friend. He shows compassion. We all do. We show compassion toward each other, dude, you know, and he does too. He does, he's a good friend, he shows compassion. Because that one day I was, you know, feeling fucking depressed dude and shit, and he was checking up on me seeing if I was all right and shit. Yeah, but he shows compassion, he's a good friend, you know, I don't mind him. Oh yeah, he's a really good friend. And you know what he looks like? That fucking FBI guy, what's his name? Oh shit, I forgot the new FBI guy. I go. Hey, is that from? Is that Dino Kashi Patel?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 14:34

Yeah, Kash Patel there you go, because I always thought that that fool Dino was a, a fucking Hindu. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no shit. Come to think of it, he does look like him, but he looks like that comedian Concrete. Yeah, fucking, looks exactly like him. If you wanna go, then you go to hell and go down. Well, that's what I thought he was At first. We used to live in that with your yeah, he's such an idiot.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 15:11

Yeah, yeah, I'll let him know. I'll just put the mr potato behind me when he comes on. I can do so. What's going on in the world, joe? Oh, nothing much.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 15:27

Just uh, right here, just relaxed and enjoying the weather. It was kind of uh cold couple of days ago. It was like in around the 50s, but it was good, I liked it. It was really cool and yeah, but the only thing was raining most of the week. It's almost 40 degrees over here where I'm at. Really, yeah, the funny part is that it's getting cold at the last minute. It usually happens on December, right, yeah, december and January. Well, over here it's fucking cold by that time. Jeez, yeah, super fucking cold. But yeah, dude, how's everything over there? Everything's good. Man Just trying to stay busy.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 16:07

Gotta look for some side work. Oh, how's your work? It's good, dude, I like it. It's interesting, I like it. It's just. You know, I'm used to getting paid a lot of money when I work on drywall and shit. Yeah, just right now, it's just a little struggle, okay, so you're going to go back to your drywall. I'll do it as a side job, you know, go to work after work and shit, and work on the weekends. I'll do it like that for now. If that don't work out, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 16:36

I'm going to do Jeez, but we'll see. I'll try not to overthink it. Yeah, because the more you overthink it you're going to get like, oh fucking weird, yeah, and then you start making stupid decisions. Then you start quitting your job and going back to what you didn't want to do anymore. Just a bunch of shit, go ahead. No, no, there's just so much going on in the world right now, dude, it's just hard to keep up with everything you know, the fucking politics, the protests, all this shit.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 17:08

now the circumcision now we can't circumcise our babies. You know it's hypocritical because you can't hurt the children. You know transgender or something? They don't hurt the babies. You know transgender or something? Yeah, you know, they don't hurt the babies. Now they're going to bring that shit up in our face and all that stuff. Which that's biblical?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 17:26

Yeah, it's all biblical.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 17:29

So I don't know, have you heard anything lately about the Pope? Wow, is that fucker alive, dead? What's going on? I think you know I. I think that he's, I think he's gone, dude I think I'm not the only one that's saying it too. It's, uh, the media saying it I think so too I think that fucker died.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 17:49

Yeah, yeah and um, they're saying that he's the last pope from this generation. Yeah, that's what I hear too. Yeah, and they're saying that I don't know if you know about, um, heard about this, but they're saying that the I don't know if you know about or heard about this, but they're saying that the Antichrist showed up here after that. Well, I hope so. Motherfucker, better hurry up Jesus. I mean, I hope not yet, because if that happens, if that happens, we gotta worship him. They're gonna force us to worship him. They're going to force us to worship him. No, I'd rather die. I'd rather die. I've got a clip. You want to see that clip? Okay, let's see the clip. Okay, the clip is about the Pope. He's the last. Here goes the clip. Here goes the clip. Here goes the clip.

Clip: 18:45

This is the first time that the Vatican has reported that he is in a reserved prognosis, meaning that it is touch and go.

Clip: 18:52

Right now, something truly unsettling is happening in the Vatican. Rumors are swirling that the Antichrist is finally ready to step out of the shadows and reveal himself to the world. At the same time, the Vatican has officially confirmed that Pope Francis is in a dangerously critical state. The Pope has reportedly acknowledged that his time is coming to an end and has even requested that preparations for his funeral begin With his condition worsening. The Vatican is now preparing to choose a new Pope and has even requested that preparations for his funeral begin With his condition worsening. The Vatican is now preparing to choose a new Pope and the atmosphere is filled with tension and anticipation.

Clip: 19:30

Some believe this is more than just a medical crisis. It could be the fulfillment of prophecy. According to St Malachy's prophecy, pope Francis is the final Pope before the rise of the Antichrist. The book of Revelation warns of a false prophet who will deceive the world, and some believe Francis' teachings align with this prophecy. Now, as the Vatican prepares to elect a new leader, could we be entering the tribulation period? Join us as we break down the events, prophecies and signs pointing to a world-changing moment.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 20:11

What do you think about that Gooch? I don't know, I don't know. It's just, with all respect to the Catholic people and what they believe in and whatever, I just can't come to terms like he's the last pope, like who is he? He's only human. I feel bad for him because he's human. Okay, he's sick, he lived his life, he's ready to go. So be it. But as a holy man I don't see him like that dude, because we only, we only have one one that we need to pray to, and that's our creator and the lord, jesus christ. And they say that the four red heifers already over there and israel. I think no, I think it might be all. It might be all a ritual. It's all a ritual because this is all man-made.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 21:02

You know what I'm saying Like a sacrifice, right.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 21:04

Yeah, like a sacrifice. It's all rituals Because, after all, we are in a planet of evil. This is the devil's earth and he runs it.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 21:14

You know what I'm saying. We're all being deceived. Yeah, you're correct, you know what I mean. But as far as the holy man and all that, I mean, if it's time, if it's time for him to go, it's time for him to go, you know. But as far as I don't know, man sure there's always going to be an ender. Christ, maybe this one that's coming is going to be bigger than bigger than ever, and we're all going to fucking fold to him one way or another. But the thing that bothers me the most, when I get more triggered, is that they're comparing it to Donald Trump. It's not Donald Trump.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 21:48

Everybody's saying it's Donald Trump, Donald Trump, it's not Donald Trump.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 21:54

There's just a bunch of fucking idiots, dude. I mean, it's because everybody hates Donald Trump and the Antichrist is going to be worshipped and he's going to be loved. Everybody's going to like him, he's going to respect him, they're going to like him better and all that shit. You know. It just goes to show how blind society is. Look at it, look at it in this perspective. When was the last time we've someone like and again, it doesn't make me like I'm worshiping Donald Trump or whatever, but but seriously ask yourself, when was the last time we seen a president pray before, you know, before a meeting? I'd never seen that in my lifetime and Donald Trump has. That doesn't make him an anti-Christ, because you, because a lot of people are against religion. They don't agree with that and what they don't agree with, they hate it or him. You know what I'm saying. That's true. And plus, the Antichrist is going to have a good charisma. Looking, you're talking about Elvis. Elvis had a good charisma, look, you know. And plus, the Antichrist is going to be like 31 years old. He's going to be the same age as Jesus.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 23:08

Jesus died. You got to think about it. The Antichrist is. Well, lucifer wants his son to imitate Jesus. That's the role, you know, and a lot of people will fall for it, because a lot of people are easy to be deceived. A lot of people, a lot. We have to face it. You know this whole transgender shit with the kids. Look at how many fucking parents fell into that shit. Yeah, you know, got brainwashed right. Yeah, you know, got brainwashed right. Yeah. And now circumcision, and now fucking. You know, let's. We're pro Palestine because we don't agree with genocide. Meanwhile we're going to support Ukraine because poor Ukraine, meanwhile they're killing a bunch of fucking people too. That's how stupid society is right now. That's right Crazy. And that's how stupid society is right now. That's right Crazy. And we'll see. Hopefully it happens soon, because it's time for us for a reset, and this is what I don't get.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 24:04

They like to protest, they like to voice their opinions and their protest and their voice. They want to preach it out right, but when we preach it out, they get all offended. Yeah, it's like in some parts of the world. Yes, your rights can be taken away. Yes, but here in the United States let's focus on the United States here in the United States, our rights cannot be taken away. And, like I mentioned in the last podcast. The only things that are taken away are privileges, mentioned in the last podcast. The only things that are taken away are privileges men pissing in little girls, restroom men doing fucking girls sports all of that's privilege, not rights, you fucking assholes. That's true. You know what I mean? It's all, it's all what it is. It's just the way people think, dude. It's just the new generation. You know, us gen xers, we don't fucking. We don't agree with most, but we don't disagree with a lot of people do. It's just stupid how they think. Yeah, I mean, it's like we, um, us gen x, we could live without a cell phone.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 25:16

Yeah, some well, not all, so not all I mean I think I can.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 25:28

I mean who I gotta text? I don't got no one to worry. Yeah, I think I. I mean realistically, realistically, yeah, I think I can always. I mean, yeah, I can live without my cell phone. Get a house phone, fuck it. I mean, it's not like every day I'm on my phone, you know, like when I'm at work. You know I'm a supervisor, right, and I don't carry my phone like the other managers do. All the supervisors do. They're always on their phone, you know, texting or whatever gossiping when they're they're they're shit, you know. But um, I'm not like that. I have to have my, I have to have my phone put away and concentrate on my and focus on my job. You know, I mean, yeah, I mean I could live without it. I think I can.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 26:10

I think I mean if we did it like for what? Well, 34, 30 years, 30 years without it? I mean, try to live. I mean try to have no cell phone for one day. Yeah, you'd be probably itching your butt. Huh, people cooler. Fuck, there's so much going on, dude. I was going to talk about something but I fucking totally forgot. Hmm, we got the Pope out of the way. Huh, I don't know. I believe he, I believe he passed away. May he rest in peace. As a human being, may he rest in peace, but, like I said, like as a holy man, someone now, because I mean, you, look at all the evil shit that they do, dude, yeah, you know, like, all right, you want to. Just the fucking popes are in a position to talk shit, right, oh you? Oh, you know. Meanwhile they sit on a fucking $4 billion throne Again, surrounded by walls. Meanwhile they have homeless people fucking dying of hunger in the streets that he fucking preaches to, you know?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 27:07

Or pedophiles. It's just shit like that dude.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 27:08

Or pedophiles? Yeah, it's just shit like that. I never fucking, I never understood it. Well, from what I understand, dude, is that that's technically satan's home. Yeah, yeah, because everything they're worshiping is seat satan. And when he they opened that portal, what was it? Francis opened that portal portal. Yeah, did you see the look in his face, though? I did, and, and, and I think that's what led him to be sick. I think he had, I think he received he's old, don't get me wrong, but I think that would encourage him to get more ill because of all the energy that was fucking manifested because of these portals, and that's what I think.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 27:48

That got him sick, dude, I don't know if you saw those doormen that were on the right side and one on the left side. They were like bald heads and no ears. Yeah, you know, we mentioned that in the last episode, right? Yeah, I remember that.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 28:03

Yep, I don't know, and they're still talking about those two men. They're saying that they're reptilians that live there. And you know, and the Holy Bible as we know it, the Catholics had a lot to do with that. You think so had a lot? Oh, yeah, had a lot. That's why there's so many books left out of it. You know, like the Book of Enoch, like the Book of Enoch, a lot of priests discourage people from reading the Book of Enoch. I think the Book of Enoch is probably one of the most important books to read. You know, did you get that book? I got it on PDF form on my phone.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 28:46

Have you been reading it?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 28:47

Yeah, I read it every once in a while, even the Geneva Bible. I have that on my phone. I've got to buy it. I dude, I could read it. Yeah, and I know I mentioned I know I mentioned it in the past podcast. How, uh, I don't even know his fucking name, I don't know how to say his name. But you know the, the white jesus, jesus that everybody knows and sees up in church. Or you know grandma's fucking kitchen wall. You know there's a picture of jesus. That depiction of jesus is actually the lover, leonardo da vinci, a lot of people don't know that people don't see that.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 29:27

Yeah, yeah, and you know it is what it is. The Pope back then wanted the Western world to know this. Take all the other depictions, which the other depictions before the white Jesus was black, yeah, or bronze-like skin? Right, it was black, he wasn't white, he wasn't. But the Pope back then I believe it was in 1456, took the picture that Da Vinci painted of his son, of Da Vinci's lover, and distributed it in the Western world, which is here in the United States, mexico and Canada. That's how we know Jesus. That's how the white Jesus came about. Yeah, and I agree with that too, because I heard about that one time too, that he was on bronze skin, with hair like white like wool or textured like wool or whatever Colored white.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 30:26

So Jesus wasn't white. I mean, we just gotta face it. I already faced it. I'm black, middle eastern looking, but as long as you pray for him, you believe in him, right, and that's why I try not to. I try not to. I wear crucifix Proudly For me, but when I look at a picture of Jesus, especially the white one, I'm not going to try to disrespect, but that's not jesus. Yeah, and I think everybody's starting to get to know that already.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 31:03

Yeah, you know oh yeah, and um, I was gonna say too, um, and you know, uh, even the virgin mary dude, I don't think that's the way virgin mary looks in the the pictures that we see. No, um, I think that's just uh, uh, what is it? A uh manifestation? Yeah, from the devil. Yeah, it is a lot of this, like I said before that we, we live in a society with deception with deception, ran by the devil.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 31:37

That's why we have free will. We're going to choose and we've got to stick to our choices and what we do with our lives. Either we're good or bad, one or the other. You can't be both, because the devil doesn't want us to worship Jesus. The whole point of this, the whole point of god giving his son to earth right, right to pray to jesus to forgive us for our sins.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 32:02

But the devil just wants us to worship someone, that god, like virgin mary, always worshiping her, always worshiping idols, you know, right, like uh, see what's his name? Like San San Martin de Por there's all kinds of all kinds of saints, you know, and it makes you think. It makes you think that God says in the Ten Commandments do not worship any other idols before me, because I am a jealous God, right? So the devil is doing this, so it could angry God, you know? Oh yeah, and it's working, and it's working, yeah, dude, I mean, it's great Society's evil. Society is evil. And you know, have you noticed that everything is getting worse, worse, worse by the hour and minute? Oh yeah, dude.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 33:05

I mean it's getting evil or even worse, dude.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 33:07

I'm talking about worse.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 33:10

Yeah, everything, dude. Look at all the protests going on in France right now. You know. A bunch of naked women marching on with swastikas on their chest, on top of a fucking US flag, on top of a Russian flag. Everything's hate, dude. Everything, everything is fucking hate. There's no love. We're all divided. It's just hate. You know, love is cold.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 33:33

Mm-hmm, yeah, and that's what Lucifer wants, right? Yep, pure hate. That's what I'm saying, dude. It's time we need a reset. You know, this entire world needs a reset, right, everything. You know, everybody's struggling, everybody's, you know, trying to figure out whether or not they have the next mortgage, whether or not they have the next fucking light bill, their fucking rent, their water bill, everything's money, dude. The root of all evil. That's true, that is true, but, um, so I don't, I don't know. I, I think it's. We're near it. We're near it already. I think it's going to happen in what like? In two more years. You think so? Yeah, 2017, 2027? Mm-hmm, yeah, pretty much, yeah, because there's some numerology shit out there that adds 1,400 years from Jesus' death to death to 1400 years before his death. It all boils down to the number 27. Yeah, and what about?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 34:44

the what do you think about the flatter? Hmm, change the subject on that. My cup of tea, you know well, you always have to look at it, like to me, the earth is flat. My cup of tea, you know Well, you always have to look at it. Like To me, the earth is flat.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 35:02

You know, there's no change in my mind there is like yeah, there's no change in my mind and I told the person one of the comments on the I think it was on TikTok. I go, you know the world's flat and NASA's telling us lies, and this person comes out. Well, how's the meteors fall from the sky? How's it come inside the earth and the firmament? Well, from what I heard too, is those are falling angels, those when they're seeing rocks falling, supposedly they're meteorites, but they're not. They're spirits, evil spirits falling down from the earth.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 35:36

Yeah, it's just hard for people to wrap that around their minds. You know, it's like the big crater, the big asteroid that demolished the dinosaurs. And there's a big old fucking crater where Arizona. You know that's bullshit, that's a fucking geyser, it's a water geyser. You know that's bullshit, that's a fucking geyser, it's a water geyser. Yeah, how the fuck is something gonna deteriorate, uh, disintegrate, coming into earth, disintegrate and then create a whole fucking crater a size of a hundred football fields, right, and but there's no rock that created it. Yeah, that's true, you know where did it go? And supposedly the fucking asteroids and all this shit, they're all made of iron.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 36:19

You know, yeah, and uh and uh like um. The reason why I believe that we're in an infirmament, because how many times that Elon Musk is throwing rockets and they can't get out? How many times have he failed and you see the ripple effect? Right? Yeah, you know the ripple.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 36:40

They don't see that either. We've never been to the moon, because if we did, we would be going back there multiple more times after that, and especially that we have the technology now, we haven't been to the moon. We're most definitely not on fucking mars. I don't give a fuck what anybody says, we're not in mars now. This whole james wood telescope out there, it's all bullshit. Yeah, you know, I had this argument or debate with somebody on on the on the internet.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 37:12

Well, the moon is moving further and further away as the years go. If, if that's true and these guys believe in a billion years ago, right, because I don't, I don't believe in billions and billions that the dinosaurs died a billion years ago, that's all bullshit. But if that was so that the that the moon is moving further and further away from, uh, the earth, you know then how close was the moon a billion years ago? Right to earth? Oh, it was so minute it's barely oh. Now it's barely moving, but two sentences ago it was fucking moving away from the earth. You know what I'm saying? It's like it's all bullshit, dude, you know, because a, a billion years, like people can't grasp that how long ago that was. We don't know that there's no fuck. Oh, there's carbon dating. Carbon dating has been debunked. There's oh, you can see the layers of the ice. That's bullshit, you know, because you could put a fucking glass of water outside here in the state, and I'm in when it freezes. Put another cup of water on top of that, they're gonna give you fucking layers. Yeah, you know, that's true. The point is, the earth is no more than 7 000 years old. That's just the bottom line. Yes, there was dragons. Whether they flew or threw fucking flames out of their mouth, that's still yet to be determined in my mind, I don't know. But yes, there used to be dragons living among people.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 38:46

I read your comments on the Facebook. You were talking to one of the commenters that there was a dragon. They have a dragon in the museum or something like that, and they were debating. It was all around. Because it it's true, I mean. I mean, think about it.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 39:05

If they're telling, if they're telling us that dinosaurs were around, let's, let's just say two million years ago, okay, because a billion years is stupid. How the fuck is that dinosaur that we saw in the museum, how is that preserved in over 2 million years' time? The Earth is no more than 7,000 years old, we lived among dinosaurs. They were wiped away with the flood. That's why they're frozen in time. When they excavate them, when they take out their bones, they were frozen in time. You can see that. You know, it makes a lot more sense, right? Yeah, it makes a hell of a lot more sense. Oh, fucking, meteor came out, fucking six billion years ago and took out the dinosaurs. We were monkeys, and then cavemen, and then we're fucking. Meanwhile, giraffes never changed, right, they don't have short necks, they didn't come from the short neck family. Meanwhile, we were fucking monkeys and our miraculously, we still have monkeys today. They never converted into humans, but here we are, which is stupid. Oh, then they come up with what's it called Fucking physics and shit. Well, to me, in my opinion, there is in-closet physicists that are flat earthers. In my opinion. Yeah, that's crazy dude.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 40:39

And then the word, the term dinosaur, didn't get curated. In what year? Uh, 1842, 1842, 1842. And there were. It was. It was called dragons at the time, right before that, there were dragons, because dragons are mentioned in the bible in the whole, in the, when they were translating the bible, there was dragons. You know? And again, you look at a chinese calendar. Chinese calendar has been around for centuries. Right, they have roosters, rabbits uh what? Lions, tigers or whatever year of the lion, and then they have dragons. You know, yeah, yeah, but people are going to want. You can't teach what has been taught. You know what I'm saying, but people want to just live like sheep and have their minds closed. It sounds fucking, it sounds ridiculous and fairytale it sounds. But we also have to remember the truth is stranger than fiction yeah it is true, all these cartoons came about.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 41:41

That's what they got it from.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 41:42

Actually, you know, and the cartoons made it look like, it sounded like it was a fairy tale you know right right. So, yeah, yeah, so I believe in the flat earth, I believe it's flat. And you know what, dude? I think that, okay, in a flatter too, right there's another, and behind the art, flat Earth 2, right there's another. Behind the Antarctic wall, there's other countries right there, right, I believe so, I believe so, I believe so.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 42:09

We can't get down there.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 42:11

We said one time in our last episode, previous episodes, we're saying that that's where the oil's coming from. Yeah, it doesn't come from dinosaurs, like they say that you know. Yeah, and that was one of my other arguments too, about gravity. Gravity is still, you know, it's still a theory, you know, and everything's a gravitational pull right. That's what's keeping the moon close to the Earth, the whole solar system. You know. Gravity's keeping it all together. Meanwhile, a little butterfly can just fly away. Yeah, how does that make sense? It's all buoyancy and density, man, it's all that is. That's crazy, yeah, I mean. Yeah, I believe the oil comes from the other side of the antarctic wall. Yeah, that's a possibility. What do you think? Trump's keep saying that, um, we're gonna dig, we're gonna dig. Yeah, right, we're gonna dig you're gonna go over there to the other side of the wall, and that's a.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 43:13

Yeah, that's another thing too, about this whole tariff shit that's going on the tariff wars with china, canada, us, mexico, all these fucking tariff wars. Everybody's scared because the media is making it fearful for everybody. Yeah, you know, it's true, it's the media, dude, it's making everything like putting everything in fear mongering. Huh, oh yeah, that's all it is Fear mongering. You know, I will pay $20 an egg so Trump can unfuck what Joe Biden's fucked up. You know, yeah, that's just the bottom line, that's just the way it's hit, and that's what I forgot to go buy.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 43:45

Yesterday too, I was at the market too to buy some eggs, fuck, and it was just right there. I come home I go fuck, I only got like four eggs, but they went up though. Oh, really, I don't feel it. I mean, I've been spending the same shit you know like, but it doesn't make a difference, I'm not. I mean, if they went up, I'm not going to feel it. You know, I got used to it paying high prices. You know, yeah, I mean and again it just falls back to these fucking Democrats that, oh, everything's so expensive now, everything's so.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 44:17

No, it's been expensive for the last four years. Yeah, you know, and that's all they're doing is admitting that joe biden fucked this place up. Dude yeah, I forgot the name of that the asian lady, lee linda lee. She used to be a democrat, she used to work for the joe biden administration. She's coming out with all kinds of truths. How everybody hated kamala harris. Everybody was just propping up she was a democrat.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 44:40

Yeah, she used to work for Joe Biden, the administration, she's all coming out with a bunch of shit and truths now, I guess. Yeah, so everybody, everybody is coming out to you know they want to stay out of the democratic party. Yeah, I think. Well, except for the, the sheeps, all the sheeps that are around social media. You know all of them. They're still willing to be Democrat, which is fine to each their own.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 45:05

But she was saying that Asian lady was saying too, mrs Lee, that Jill Biden, joe Biden's wife, was the one running the country. She was the one signing all the paperwork. Oh fuck, but she was signing it with a stamp with Joe Biden's signature. But she was signing it with a stamp, with Joe Biden's signature. It was a stamp. So every time paper come through, she'd stamp it, which makes everything that was used with that stamp.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 45:28

They call it null and void, which means it doesn't exist. It doesn't exist, it shouldn't exist. Yeah, it's supposed to be your hand. It has to be hand signature. Yeah, crazy, that's what I'm hearing. That's what I'm hearing. That's what I'm hearing. Fucking weird. And you know what? Man dude, the thing that got me.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 45:48

I was watching the State of the Union right, with all the Democrats on the right. I mean, they're on the left side, huh. Democrats on the left, yeah, and the Republicans on the right, on the right, yes, on the right. I mean, they were all like Fucking zombies. They didn't cheer for shit. It's like he said in the state of the union, I could find cure for you. You still will fucking treat me like shit and it just and I want to make myself clear, it doesn't make me a Republican.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 46:20

I'm more conservative than anything. Common sense. Okay, now, the kid, that little, dj Daniels, that little, the black kid. What was he? 12?, 13., 13? Okay, dj Daniels, you know, poor kid, five, six surgery, brain surgeries, and he was told that he was going to live in five months. Meanwhile, five years later, he's still surviving, kicking right, right, and not one fucking democrat whack job stood up and applauded him. Dude, not one of them, not one. And it just, and that's what I'm saying. I'm more conservative with common sense than those fucking whack jobs on the left side. Yeah, not applauding that little, that little boy, dude. It's so disgusting how they, yeah, their look, their face, yeah, yeah, where they were like, they were like whatever.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 47:09

Yeah, you know and they were also saying that um, they were also saying that that was.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 47:14

It was ridiculous doing that. It was a shameful what Trump did. And you know what? What's getting me too? I don't know why this fucking television series or program or show, whatever it is, the View. Oh my God, how the hell are they still on TV? Dude? Because it will be Goldberg, especially will be Goldberg. You know, I'd like to take her fate. I heard this from George Sanford and son son, red fox. He said about his co-star and I kind of want to do this with, will be gobert get some cookie dough and put her face in the cookie dough so I can make gorilla cookies. That's what I said. What's his name? Red fox? Yeah, from sanford.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 47:58

Yeah, he said that about his co-star. Oh, really, I wonder who was the co-star? Oh, that lady that came out on San Francisco, the old lady, yeah, the one he's always telling off. Yeah, I saw that shit. I saw that shit earlier today. That's a good series, but anyways, yeah, he did that whole speech and shit, all that shit earlier, to that fucking laugh. Yeah, it's a good series, but anyways, that that that whole yeah, he did that whole, fucking that whole speech and shit, it was a good speech. Um, we can't lie, it was one of the best. That's what I'm doing. I agree with it too. I think it was one of the best. You know what's a shame too, and I don't know how they came up with this, but in one month, since trump has been in office, he has, he has spoken more in one month than Joe Biden did in an entire four years.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 48:44

Yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 48:46

I mean yeah, I mean I totally see that Everything, everything, I mean God forbid, I mean everything goes right. And they caught a guy what? Last night, near the White House, they fucking shot him. The Secret Service shot him because he was wheeling a gun out in front of the White House. Imagine that shit dude. You know what? And these Secret Service men, they're on top of the White House. Some of them, right, that's fucking crazy. Dude. Benny sent me Some of them right, yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 49:20

That's fucking crazy dude. And.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 49:22

Go ahead. Benny sent me a YouTube page that the government has a lot of technology, right, the drones. They're not huge, but maybe like the size of your fucking radio or some shit like that. I don't know my fractions, you know, but they said that they could bomb Syria, india or whatever with blades, chop them up and shred them. No shit, yeah, so, and then another. There's another one too that. Did you hear about that? One of the government? What is it? I fuck, if it was a cia agent or something giving um, information to china? Oh, out of california? No, yeah, yeah, I heard that shit. That's treason. Yeah, he was giving information to china, giving all our top secrets and all that shit. Imagine that.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 50:21

Imagine that shit.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 50:22

Back in the day. If you would do that back in the day they'll execute you, oh yeah. Being a traitor. You know, that's like fuck dude. You're getting all your top secrets to your personal shit. You know, yeah, china Whippering me and all that shit. China, china Speaking of executions that's what I want, do you? Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't know.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 50:54

Filipinos.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 50:57

I don't know. I don't know. No comment. What do you mean, no comment? Well, they do. They eat seafood a lot, right? Oh, you don't like seafood. I don't like seafood. If you could handle some, you know, uh-huh, uh-huh, but you no. I forgot to Speaking of executions. They had North Carolina, I believe, had their first public Firing squad execution In 15 years. Yeah, and again, the fucking libtards. Oh, that's so inhumane, they should stop. No, listen, this is what the guy chose, because he had an option to either be lethal and euthanized the electric chair or a firing squad. So he chose the firing squad. Jeez.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 51:55

That's right.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 51:56

That's right. I should give me a machine gun effect like that, that's right. That's right. Yeah, I should give me a machine gun effect. I heard, I heard they put some blanks in the magazine when they do the firing squad, so like that, the that the people, that the cops that are shooting won't know who actually killed them. You know what I'm saying. So they put some blanks in their magazines okay yeah, so they. They really don't know which cop shot them. That's what I heard, so don't I have a conscience, right?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 52:23

so I have a conscience. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh yeah, first, first execution firing squad happened, uh, on friday or thursday, one of them days. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. And the guy said that he chose firing squad because he didn't want to smell himself while he was being uh electric chaired. You know he didn't want to smell that, you know dying. Yeah. And then about the lethal injection, he didn't want to take the time because it could take up to 20 minutes, you know, before I actually die. So he chose firing squad. He said probably the quickest be done. You think that's the quickest way. If, if, if, if it shoots them in the heart? Yeah, I think it's the quickest way. I think I think you just die like more minutes and hours to because your brain survives, what like 30, 20, 20, yeah 20 minutes.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 53:13

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, I think, I think it's. I think it's seven minutes, seven minutes, yeah. That when you die, well like that, you know that type of trauma of death. You're still alive. You know your brain, your brain is. I think it's seven minutes, seven minutes, yeah. That when you die, well like that, you know that type of trauma of death. You're still alive. You know your brain, your brain is still active for about seven or so minutes after you die.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 53:29

So the joke's on him yeah, I think he, uh, he murdered his girlfriend's parents with a baseball bat. I think that's what that was. That's crazy what people go through. They should bring back the firing squad on fucking child molesters. Yeah, no, dude, that's true. Child traffickers, all that shit. Well, doesn't Trump want to bring that back? Yeah, I don't know if it's quite, I don't know if it's quite law yet, but yeah, it's gonna be. Execution for pedophiles yeah, if they're caught, you know doing shit. I hope he brings that into law and stuff like that. Before we end the show you ready, gooch like that. Before we end the show you ready, gooch. Yes, I'm.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 54:28

This is a comedian. All right, his name is Brady. What's his name? See, I want to get all fucking mixed up. My brain's not all there and this shirt makes me look fat. The shirt, yeah, oh, fuck Fatty.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 54:46

Brad Williams, mm-hmm, you like how I play it off. That was pretty good. You like that? Huh, that was good. Okay, his name is Brad Williams. Dudes, dude, he's a good comedian, I like him. Um, I just uh discovered him and um, he was born in january 13, 1984. He's 41. I don't know how he's in now, but, um, do your math, oh, yeah, he's 41, um, to this day, I guess. And um, yeah, he's a. He's a good comedian. He's a dwarf and all that stuff, but um, he's a funny guy, don't they? Don't they go by little people? Yeah, they go by little people, but but he's a comedian. I don't think he'll take offenses on that, I think, uh, I think, using the word M I don't want to say it, but it's like saying the N word to them yeah, it's really kind of like racist discrimination yeah degrading, degrading well, his career.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 55:50

He started with Carlos Mencia a comedy show. While he was in the crowd, mencia made a joke about dwarves, right, and the people sitting close to Williams were afraid to laugh, you know, and they appeared insensitive and stuff like that, you know. But Mencia noticed it and then noticed Williams and asked him to join him on stage. You know what I'm saying, okay, and so Williams cracked a few jokes and impressed Mencia. Mencia then asked Williams to try to stand up and do an opening act for him on the road, on the tour, and Williams has been Mencia's opening act for multiple tours and stuff like that. That's fucking cool, yeah, yeah. So opening shows to both in mind of Mencia and the popular Punisher tour. Right now he's going to tour. I'll give her the tickets, what the dates he's going to be on, and stuff like that. So Williams was hired as a lead comic in Las Vegas, nice. So Circo de la Soul, something show mad apple. So his television appearance.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 57:03

Williams appeared in mime of mancia playing several roles, including playing the dwarf, whore wolf, leader of the dwarf basketball team, joining mancia and resist reliances, fear, and giving a speech about his hatred of podoniums for St Patrick Day 2008. Brad dressed as a leprechaun and made an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for Halloween 2008. And Brad dressed up as the character of Chuckie Real funny, right, that's pretty funny. And then he came out as a skit and jimmy kimmel. So I got the. I got I got a like a four minute four minute uh video of him doing a comic. It's real good man, but if anyone's gonna be sensitive, you know, do not watch it, turn those off or anything like that. It's really um hardcore. You know what I'm saying? This is.

Clip: 58:00

Brad Williams, everyone. I'm glad comedy could be that place where everyone comes together and has fun, cause it seems like everything else is trying to divide us. Everything else, oh my god. Beer almost caused a civil war not too long ago. Beer, holy shit. And it happened overnight, overnight. One night you drank a Bud Light. You were a redneck. The next night you were a Bud Light. You were a redneck. The next night you were a transgender activist. Like what that change was. So fast. Even transgender people were like too much change.

Clip: 58:32

Now, for those of you who don't know what happened with Bud Light, let me explain. There was a controversy. Dare, I say a brouhaha. The controversy happened when Bud Light announced they have a transgender spokesperson and some people flipped the fuck out. I did not, I don't care, I want everyone to get a job. I support transgender people. They're a marginalized group. I want them to be successful because I am also a marginalized group. I know Some of you are like but Brad, you're white. The other thing I want transgender people to get spokesperson jobs because if they get spokesperson jobs, eventually Hollywood will work its way down to little people and I'll get a spokesperson job and I could be a great spokesperson. I could sell you a product. I could sell you some Bud Light light. That'd be a great commercial. Bud Light light it gets you a little drunk. Find it in the minibar. I think more companies should hire transgender people to be their spokespeople. Absolutely, snickers, 100% should hire a transgender spokesperson, because you're not you when you're hungry. Grab a Snickers. May or may not contain nuts.

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Now, don't get me wrong. I am of two minds of this subject. One part of me wants every company to stop putting politics in their commercials. Leave it the fuck out. Don't tell me who you're voting for. Show me the product. Show me if it works. I'll decide if I want to buy it or not. That's part of me. But the other part of me wants every product, every company, to pick an ideology and lean the fuck in. Make everything about your product, about your ideology. I don't care about that because of politics. I don't give a shit about politics. I just want to see the commercials. I want to see those commercials.

Clip: 1:00:44

Can you imagine those commercials for those products? A liberal laundry detergent? You wouldn't want to watch that commercial Liptide, are you fucking kidding me? That'd be a great ad. Liberal laundry detergent we make all colors equally bright. Well, what does it do for the whites? It does nothing for the whites. It cancels the whites. Be a great commercial. You throw in a white t-shirt, it comes out a pride flag Fucking hilarious. I want liberal laundry detergent and I want liberal laundry detergent and I want conservative maxi pads. Conservative maxi pads how funny would that be? Are you a strong conservative woman? Well, there's only one maxi pad strong enough to stand up against your red wave From the makers of my Pillow QAnon. Conservative Maxi Pads, now with wings, but just the right wing. Qanon Maxi Pads. The box is blue and white because we know you bleed red.

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Thank you.

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I know it sounds crazy, but it's coming, man.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:02:18

That was pretty good, it was good. Huh, it was pretty good. That is Brad Woodlands, everybody. That was pretty good, that was good. Huh, that was pretty good. The thing that gets me, dude, because he's married, right, he's a child too, but the thing is that his wife is 5'6". Dude, I can't even get a girl, and I'm short, and I'm only 5'4", and I can't even get a girl. Yet, dude, you're 5'4", isn't that funny? That would be funny if you got a girlfriend that was 6'4". Yeah, you're right, that would be more scary, wouldn't it? Yeah, because his wife is 5'6", holy shit.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:02:53

So she's about one foot two inches taller than him. But see, the thing is, how does he do it? I don't know, I want to. Maybe maybe maybe his third legs bigger, longer and stronger than his other two legs. I don't know. I mean, and she knows, she's a, she's a, she was a martial artist, a martial art instructor, oh really yeah so, yeah, so that's Brad Williams, everyone.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:03:22

That was pretty funny. If you guys want to see him, I got his tickets are right here, his dates are right here. So if you guys want to check that out, his dates is, let's see, saturday, may 10th, 7 pm. Saturday, june 7 7 pm. And july 18, friday at 7 pm. And august 2nd, saturday, 7 pm. And december 27, saturday and so of this year so, and the list goes on. So if, if you get his tickets now be clear.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:04:03

What's the first one? Burbank? I can't see it, it's too small. What's the first city? Which one? The first city? On May 10th? Yeah, the May 10th, riverside Fox Performing Arts Center in Riverside, california, that's on May 10th oh, that's Riverside. And Performing Arts Center in Riverside, california, that's on May 10th oh, that's Riverside. And the other one is Grand Theater, santa Barbara, california. And then Grove of Anaheim, california. On Friday, july 18th and August 2nd is Bank of America Performing Arts Center, fred Cavigli Theater, thousand Oaks, california. And the one on December 27th, saturday, 7 pm, will be the Plaza Theater, palm Springs, california, everybody, palm Springs. Yeah, so that's Brad Williams, everybody. Check him out, buy his tickets. His tickets are. Look at that, just had it.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:04:58

Oh wow, his tickets are who did I just add?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:05:00

Oh wow, yeah, just check them out everyone, you could get them on the Ticketmasters. Do you still sell that Ticketmasters?

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:05:08

Ticketmaster.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:05:09

I wouldn't use Ticketmaster. I would either use what's their StubHub, stubhub. Yeah, that's where I, when I want to go to events, I use StubHub. Yeah, that's where, when I want to go to events, I use StubHub, stubhub, okay, cool.

Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:05:21

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Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:05:24

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Joe and Thee Gooch: 1:06:36

And this is the talkers podcast. My my name is Joe and the Gooch the Gooch, and I want to thank everybody on starting April 1st 2025. We're going to have Diana Khan to join us as our guest. He's an attorney in law and she'll be joining us April 1st 2025. Everybody, tune in. And all got to say is have fun on Sunday fun day and be safe everybody. This is Thee Talkers Podcast, Unscripted. Bye. I'll see you next time.