Thee Talkers Podcast: Unscripted

Kidney Stone Nightmare and Political Rants

Joe, Remo, Benny and Thee Gooch Season 2 Episode 59

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Ever wondered why the first day of fall is so confusing? We kick off this episode with a laid-back chat about our daily lives, the pleasant surprise of cooler weather, and the unexpected benefits of my new glasses from Walmart. From the joys of feeling younger to the woes of aging and trudging up stairs, we cover it all with a mix of humor and heartfelt honesty. Plus, there's some exciting news about a career shift back to drywalling full-time—something I never thought I’d be so thrilled to announce.

Brace yourself as we shift from light-hearted banter to some rather serious health concerns. Have you ever experienced the excruciating pain of kidney stones? We share our personal horror stories and stress the importance of staying hydrated. Amidst the humor about edible panties and musings on easy money, we tackle the real anxieties related to hereditary health issues and the steps we can take to mitigate them. This chapter is both informative and painfully relatable, especially for anyone who's downed one too many sodas.

Parenting and politics dominate the latter half of the episode, where we unpack our deepest fears and frustrations. Our discussion meanders from the challenges of guiding teenagers through the emotional turmoil of romantic relationships to the broader, often contentious, arena of political bias and immigration policies. We also throw in a dash of celebrity gossip, with intriguing tidbits about David Grohl's personal life and some confusion resolved around the members of Jane's Addiction. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and insights that you won’t want to miss.

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Joe:

what's up, what's up everybody. What's up, what's up everybody. What's up, what's up? This is the Talkers Podcast, unscripted. How's everybody doing out there? What's up Gooch?

Thee Gooch:

Hey, what's happening? What's happening, Thee Gooch.

Joe:

What's up, Gooch? How's everybody?

Thee Gooch:

doing. Oh, not much, Just hanging out, just hanging out, fucking tired. I know you're probably tired of hearing that I'm tired hanging out Fucking tired. You're probably tired of hearing that I'm tired, but I'm tired Really, oh my gosh.

Joe:

Yeah, same here, dude, I'm really exhausted. It's been a hell of a day. The weather has kind of cooled down already. It's not that bad, it's 68 degrees.

Thee Gooch:

Oh shit, that's nice, that's comfortable.

Joe:

Yeah, finally, you know.

Thee Gooch:

I didn't mean to interrupt your weather, go ahead.

Joe:

It's pretty cool. It's pretty chill. I mean, last couple of weeks it was like really hot dude, it's really really really hot. So, yeah, it's 68 degrees In two more weeks is what? First day of fall? It's really really really hot. So, yeah, it's 68 degrees In two more weeks is what? First day of fall.

Thee Gooch:

Really, I thought it was already fall.

Joe:

Fall's on the 24th. I mean the 21st, Really.

Thee Gooch:

Mm-hmm, I thought fall was Labor Day.

Joe:

No, it's on the 21st.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah, that just means someone's fucking with me now.

Joe:

What.

Thee Gooch:

Someone's fucking with me, because I was told fall was Labor Day.

Joe:

Oh, really, so the 21st.

Thee Gooch:

I'm going to have to start Googling shit, mm-hmm.

Joe:

Yeah, so it was pretty good. I'm exhausted too. I'm really sleepy too. I need a cold beer. Let me tell you one thing.

Thee Gooch:

Tell me about it, dude. Fuck, I can use a fucking beer, dude.

Joe:

Yeah, I just went to Walmart today Got my glasses today. These are my new pairs.

Thee Gooch:

Look at him go.

Joe:

My new glasses. I've been having trouble reading, dude, because the previous glasses that I had I couldn't see. Well, dude, I don't know what was going on with that. I got to re-examine my eyes again so I went to the doctor the eye doctor last week, that's Saturday. Finally, I got my new glasses. It took like five business days, I got my new glasses.

Thee Gooch:

It makes you look 20 years younger. You think so? Yeah, I think so.

Joe:

I look like I'm older.

Thee Gooch:

We're getting old. Am doing a bubble butt, but uh, you're getting, we're getting old we're getting old?

Joe:

yeah, we are I can feel it on my elbows and my fucking shoulders, my knees and back oh, dude, no shit, dude, yeah, when I go to work, we have steps, now, right, I mean, there's stairs, right, and they have an elevator, but now I use the elevator like an old man. Oh really, yeah, before I used to climb up like crazy. Wow, you know what I mean.

Thee Gooch:

Fuck, I want to get an elevator in front of my house because there's like four steps I have to climb to get to the front door right.

Joe:

Oh, elevator for front of my house, because there's like four steps I have to climb to get to the front door, right, oh, really kind of want an elevator for that right what'd you get?

Thee Gooch:

the little scooters you know, like electric, electric scooters, and shit, oh god.

Speaker 3:

So how was your?

Thee Gooch:

day. My day was pretty busy. I accomplished a lot. I'm still working uh, I've, this is breaking news, if you will but I've gone back into drywalling. I'm going to be a full-time drywaller once again.

Joe:

Again. Yeah, pretty good, pretty good. Does that make more money than your previous job?

Thee Gooch:

You know the previous job, the job I had. I just talked to one of the main persons today and let them know hey, you know I'm going to take, you know, a longer, you know a temporary, a longer leave, if you will, because you know this big job. I just got that. We started three weeks ago today actually, and I'm almost done with it.

Thee Gooch:

And another one came up for october 6th I mean it's just a lot of money on the table and you know, and the way it's going, you know, yeah, you kind of need some fucking funds. You know that's, that's true. And there's a lot of money and I've I've never turned down uh money before in my before in my life. If it's up for grabs, I'm grabbing it.

Joe:

You just saw the money bags.

Thee Gooch:

Making it rain, Joseph. Maybe, this time around I can buy me some new panties.

Joe:

No, shit huh.

Thee Gooch:

Are they edible ones, though?

Joe:

how does that work, though you know what I bought, uh, one time my ex-girlfriend, um, I mean they were just it was kind of disappointing dude, because I thought it was gonna be like fruit, fruit roll-ups yeah, that's what I imagined them to be. They probably made them now like that now, but now before I think it was.

Joe:

when was it? When I was with her? It was like 2000, 2000, I wonder. And I told her to buy some edible panties and they were just like just regular paper dude. It kind of disappointed me and shit like that. I thought it would have been like fruit roll-ups.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah, that's it. I've never tried that, I was never one to do that, but I imagined they would be like fruit roll-ups.

Joe:

Well, they probably make them now like that. Now, right, people like me got disappointed. We probably called a distributor. Hey, you know what? You disappoint me. I thought it would be like fruit roll-ups.

Thee Gooch:

Well, I think my concern would be if they would take a shower before they put them on, so you can eat them right.

Joe:

Well, yeah, yeah, it's a logical thing to do, right?

Thee Gooch:

I mean, you don't want to eat them after a girl's ran like four fucking miles right, and then she puts them in you after a girl's ran like four fucking miles right and then she puts on that.

Joe:

You know what I?

Thee Gooch:

mean yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying, that's just me.

Joe:

That's just me, though. Oof, yeah, oof, oof. But yeah, dude, so what did you think? Not to change the subject, but I've been doing okay, I've been good, I've got my new pair of glasses, I'm exhausted from work and I had a little minor Kidney stone two days ago, so it was just a minor one. I just couldn't go to work because it loses your Mentality, you get nauseated and all that stuff, and I just gotta drink a lot of water. I'm stubborn dude because I don you know, I keep. I'm stubborn dude because I don't drink too much. I mean, I keep drinking soda like 7-Up and all that stuff. But people out there, you know, stop drinking a lot of soda, I guarantee you, because it's going to hit you in the long run.

Thee Gooch:

You know I've been drinking Dr Pepper on a daily basis. I want to say maybe four or five big cups of Dr Pepper a day, for like a few years.

Joe:

I see you know you get the big gulp from 7-Eleven and all that shit.

Thee Gooch:

Big fucking cups. That shit is my V. You know what I mean.

Joe:

And it's heritateral, dude, so it could hit you maybe in the long run. Because dad had it, I know my dad had it and I think that's how he passed away because it triggered his heart and I remember I think that's what I'm guaranteed, that's what he had, and because you know how dad had a high blood pressure.

Thee Gooch:

Well, we all have. Yeah, yeah, you know, we all have it. It's hereditary in the family. We all have it.

Joe:

I'm like fucking worried about it because his mind is way up there. Have you checked yours lately? Yeah, well, when I went to the hospital I think was two months ago, three months ago when I, when I when the kidney stone was hurting, when remo took me to the hospital well, urgent care, they call it urgent care and, um, um, they told me my high blood pressure, my high blood pressure was too high. Because I they asked me if you, you feel like fainting or something. Have you feel like you want to faint? I go, no, no, really, not really. Oh, wow, that's uh, that's amazing because, um, mostly people that have high high blood pressure they faint and that's the thing with us?

Thee Gooch:

our high blood pressure they faint. And that's the thing with us. Our high blood pressure is so fucking high we should be dead. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Joe:

Yeah, exactly, but no, I don't. I think because of the pressure, the pain that I was going through. You know, that day, when Remo took me to the hospital with the urgent care, I was trying to take it, take the pain, oh, it'll pass through, it'll pass through.

Joe:

You know, like, oh, no, fuck this, I'm just going to go to the hospital, fuck this, or urgent care, I'm just going to go, whatever I do. You know shit like that. So I just couldn't take the pain, dude. Well, they give you antibiotics and they give you IV and shit like that, you know. So they could kill the bacteria or whatever you know. So you can shit it out. No, it's just it'll break on its own. They x-rayed me and they're saying oh, you only have little, small little kidney stones. Oh, they'll pass through, you know.

Joe:

It's just a matter of time passing through. And they pass through like, oh my gosh, they were fucking hurting dude, it passes through your butt. No, fucking my peepee.

Thee Gooch:

Oh you know when they took an x-ray to see the stone. Did you see your peepee on the x-ray?

Joe:

No, and even if I did, I wouldn't see it, dude, because it would be all clear, you know. Yeah, so the last time I knew I should have waited, because once I went to the urgent care it went away Right. And then after a couple of two weeks after that, after the urgent care, I pissed out the kidney stone and I have it. It's in the little cup, oh shit, I mean, when I pissed it out I felt like, oh shit, it didn't hurt as much as some do if they're big.

Thee Gooch:

Did it jolt you?

Joe:

yeah, it jolt me like, oh, I go fuck, oh shit. So I picked it. I had to put my hand inside the pee pee in the potty and just take it out like that and put it in a jar and shit so it goes through your pee pee yeah, that shit, that thing will just clog your shit and your kidneys.

Joe:

So you don't have to pee because you feel like you want to piss but you can't because that shit's fucking stopping it. You know and I drink a lot of water and I recommend people that their kidneys are hurting. If they're getting a kidney stone, don't drink too much water, because it's just kind of like push it. You just got to make it. You got to make them break. There's a way to break them, but you got to walk around.

Joe:

Yeah, comes out in your pee pee Lucky stones. Well, this was like a minor one, it was like not too bad, because you know I already had the rest of what came out. These are like little small ones, like little little dusty particles, jesus well, thank god, I haven't felt that, thank god oh my gosh, I would recommend nobody not to feel that pain.

Joe:

that's an unbearable fucking pain, dude, seriously, you feel like you want to die. You fall down to the floor and you want to talk. You can't talk. It's like someone kicked you in the nuts and the stomach at the same time.

Thee Gooch:

You think it's just as bad as a woman giving birth?

Joe:

Well, that's what I said. It's like that feeling.

Thee Gooch:

Because when I get sick, like a common cold, I'm suffering, bro, I'm like dying, and I think that having a cold, I think that's worse, like having a baby. I think that's worse than having a baby, yeah.

Joe:

Having that. It's like having a baby, dude, seriously, and your little pee hole and shit you know. But yeah, dude, I won't recommend anybody to have that shit because you got to watch your diet, in other words, you got to watch what you eat.

Thee Gooch:

I've seen some guys dude, go through that shit. Dude, they're just fucking, they're literally crying because it hurts so bad. Oh fuck dude.

Joe:

Dude, you'll fall from your knees. Dude, trust me, you'll fall from your knees. You'll fall for your knees, you'll fall to your knees and you won't even able to talk. You won't able to talk. Shit sounds painful. That's why that's why a lot of people should drink a lot of water and, you know, try not to drink too much soda. It's not mostly soda that causes it, it's the, the food that you eat, like sodium, like salt, um, burritos and meat and red meat and all that shit and all that. They say that eat spinach is good for you. Yes, eating spinach is good for you, but it turns to gunk from what I heard and it passes through your pancreas and your kidneys and all that stuff and it turns to gunk and then, after it turns to gunk, it turns to a stone and all that shit too. Even peanut butter causes kidney stones too, which I didn't know. I overread that shit too.

Thee Gooch:

You know what's in pain.

Joe:

I was going through all the fucking researches and shit you know.

Thee Gooch:

You know what's better than water. And nobody believes that. Everybody looks at me like I'm fucking stupid. What is it? You know what's better than water.

Joe:

Natural You're, you don't pee.

Thee Gooch:

I do that just for fun, but I don't know if there's any benefits. But so who cares? But you know what's better than water? What Is natural coconut water? Oh, really, yeah, it has everything the body needs. Dude.

Joe:

Oh shit, it has that Everything. Ingredients I don't know what it's called. It's got electrolytes, electrolytes.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah, yeah, the ingredients. I don't know what it's called, it's got electrolytes Electrolytes yeah, yeah, I heard about that. But nowadays, dude, really what's really natural out there? You know, maybe the water is giving. If you drink a lot of water, what are you drinking?

Joe:

The tap water. No, I bought that perting. It purifies your water.

Thee Gooch:

But maybe it's that, maybe it's the, the filter, the no this is before.

Joe:

Do I had these? Uh, since 2002 around there and um, it's the food that I'm eating.

Thee Gooch:

Um, well, you don't eat very well either. You eat fucking. Uh, okay, now it's. Now it's about joseph.

Joe:

We eat fucking tv dinners well, yeah frozen burritos yeah, yeah, but um, I like I was saying that, um, what was I talking about that? Um, when I had the kidney stones, I mean they just I just fell from the ground and it's the, the food that you eat, like um, uh, grease, like meat and all that, all that stuff that causes all that stuff oh yeah, the fucking ground beef, the, the juices from the ground beef it's not mostly soda, it's all mostly like protein and all that shit you gotta eat.

Joe:

You gotta like control that you're not, you can't eat it all Every day and shit like that.

Thee Gooch:

Do you think if? Do you think if you Hold on to your kidney stone, like just leave it in there, you think you'll Piss out a pearl?

Joe:

But imagine that would've been Fucking awesome though.

Thee Gooch:

Like a clam.

Joe:

Like no.

Thee Gooch:

Let's be real your penis is a muscle Right. Yeah, your penis, it's a muscle right yeah, yeah, your penis yeah, it's a muscle, so it climbs a muscle right.

Joe:

No, it won't be a pearl. Never know, maybe you know, I don't know who knows, wear it around you never thought of that. I don't thought of that that way, but um yeah well, yeah dude uh it's the worst pain, dude, it's the worst pain, and you know what I heard too it's the worst gallstones. That's the worst one yeah, my body.

Thee Gooch:

I just suffer with, you know, the arthritis on my shoulders and my elbows and my knees. That's the only shit I suffer with you know what I'm thinking of?

Joe:

having that shit too, dude. I think that's one of the reasons why I'm going up to the elevator instead of going to the stairs Going up and down. I mean, you know what? My bad. It's easy going down the stairs, walking down the stairs, then going up.

Thee Gooch:

Is it because of your knees?

Joe:

Yeah, my knees.

Thee Gooch:

Oh shit.

Joe:

You getting old.

Thee Gooch:

Are you 60?

Joe:

already. No, no, no, no, no, motherfucker, I'm 50, 51. Oh okay, Nine more years. Well, that was close. I'm ready to early retirement now, dude, holy fuck, Early retirement.

Thee Gooch:

Damn you know, since the boys have been getting older, dude, I find myself more alone in the house and they want to do things on the weekends with their friends, and it's like you know what do I do now?

Joe:

yeah, no, no shit jerk off.

Thee Gooch:

Eric off, but um uh, tonight was uh they. Uh, tonight was DJ's um homecoming dance his first homecoming dance high school homecoming dance yeah oh yeah, congratulations for him.

Joe:

Dj, damn, how does he?

Thee Gooch:

like it. Uh, he hasn't said, he hasn't said anything. But uh, he, he got all dressed up and shit. It was kind of sort of last minute because in the beginning when he told me about it well, actually I don't hear shit from the kids, I hear more from their mom. I didn't even know there was homecoming until about two or three days ago and then he wanted a suit and then he tried on a suit. He didn't like the suits. I had to take him to fucking Walmart and he wanted a suit and then he tried on a suit. He didn't like the suit. So I had to take him to fucking Walmart.

Thee Gooch:

Oh no shit. Well, his mom took, they took the money and and they went to go get the suit.

Joe:

Yeah, did he take a girl? I mean, that's a stupid question.

Thee Gooch:

I told him no girls, he doesn't need no girls friends. Fine, that's cool, you know friends.

Joe:

He doesn't need no girlfriends you don't want to get in trouble real quick I don't want him to, you don't want to be, like you oops, it's just.

Thee Gooch:

You know what it is, dude. As a parent, as parents, we, we, we worry about our kids all the time, and as they're getting older yeah, I know, you know and I hate to be fucking negative, but it's the reality of it like suicide, there was a local kid here I forget his name and I probably shouldn't mention it anyways, but you know, but he committed suicide because a girl broke his heart. He was, I think, barely a high schooler. That's the kind of shit I worry about, man.

Speaker 3:

That's the kind of shit I went through.

Thee Gooch:

I remember my first breakup I don't know what seventh grade. I cried like a little baby. Let's be honest, I don't want that for them.

Joe:

He already had his. You don't want that for him you know he already had you don't want to see. You don't want to see that on yeah one child.

Thee Gooch:

He already had his first breakup, you know, uh, I believe last year I don't know who cares, but you know, and he was broken up about it, you know, and I had to comfort him and and since I was a suicide, I'm a suicide survivor. You know, I don't want my kids going to that shit or having that shit in their minds. You know, yeah, you know you just leave the girls alone. You don't have time for no relationships. Wait until you get a little older.

Joe:

Do you teach them some tricks Like what to do or not to do?

Thee Gooch:

Like showing off their penis. No, I don't show them that.

Joe:

Oh, no, no.

Thee Gooch:

I don't coach them at all in trying to find girls. I buy them colognes and shit so they can smell good and make sure they wear deodorant and, you know, be clean, because back in the day I wasn't that clean, you know yeah, you let them. You let them figure it out on their own yeah, but as far as girls and girls go now, they right now. As for dj, I I don't want to. I don't want that shit for him.

Joe:

Just concentrate on on your basketball and school and leave it at that you know, yeah, because uh that interferes him, then he's gonna forget all that shit.

Thee Gooch:

Huh yeah, he'll forget about it oh, he's gonna be in love and puppy love and all this other bullshit that is like concentrate on your basketball, be somebody, be something you know, yeah, because he has the height for it yeah, oh, he's already fucking taller than me, dude. He's already about three or four inches taller than me damn, what is he like?

Joe:

six two, now six one about six, six two.

Thee Gooch:

I think six one, six two. No shit, what is? What is?

Joe:

um. Can I say her name? Probably not say uh, the baby the baby's mom's, can I say her name?

Thee Gooch:

Probably not the baby's mom's Just call her baby mama.

Joe:

Baby mama, what is she giving them, what is she feeding them? And stuff.

Thee Gooch:

She feeds them pretty good food, but I think it's the, the genes, huh yeah, the genes on her side, on our side. Like dad and mom, they're short.

Joe:

Well, but dad was 5'7" right, I was taller than dad.

Thee Gooch:

I was taller than dad before he passed. Rest in peace. Everybody's taller than you. Yeah, no shit. I think, junior's, your height right now.

Joe:

And then he's gonna be like what 6'11.

Thee Gooch:

Like Liam.

Joe:

What is it now?

Thee Gooch:

Little Bear.

Joe:

Little Bear. But LB Is man, dude, he's really tall. And then that day we went to universal studios. I think he was taller than everybody, dude. Even a white, uh, a Caucasian guy was there. He was taller than them, dude, you know the fuckers are six four.

Thee Gooch:

I think he stopped growing. I think he's going to be stuck at six four.

Joe:

He's going to be stuck at 6'4". You think he's going to stop at 6'4"? Yeah, I didn't believe in giants, but now I do. Yeah right, what did you think about the debate?

Thee Gooch:

You know, as I mentioned it before in a past podcast, I do have a master in debates. You know what I'm saying? No shit. You know the debate. It was a crock of shit. You know it's. It was total bullshit. How they did Trump? Nobody likes Trump and I want to stand by my fucking words. Nobody likes Donald Trump because he's fucking honest. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, he's honest, oh yeah, and clearly in the debate it was three against one ABC and the two moderators that were there yeah, they were there for Kamala Harris, oh yeah, and the lady and it turned out the female moderator, I forget her name turned out. They went. They were, they were sorority sisters.

Joe:

Oh shit, no way In college.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah, in college.

Joe:

Oh my gosh no way.

Thee Gooch:

So listen, folks. If you guys are going to believe the media I mean especially with these crooked politicians. We all know Donald Trump. He's only been a politician for four years, mm-hmm, but before that he's all business oh yeah, if you guys are going to believe these crooked politicians and it's point blank right in your fucking faces Kamala Harris promises on day one, if elected, that she's going to fix this. She's going to fix that. She's going to cut taxes. She's going to do this. Why not do it now? You're in office now. Yeah, it's easy. Fix that. She's going to cut taxes. She's going to do this. Why not do it now?

Joe:

You're in office now, yeah.

Thee Gooch:

It's easy as that. And some say she doesn't have the power because she's vice president. Well, guess what? She could have? Some moves. Sneak a fucking contract in front of dirtbag Joe Biden. Have him fucking sign it. Alright, close the fucking borders. There's a lot of shit she could have done.

Thee Gooch:

It's possible they just she's with the elites yeah, she is there's fucking Soros and all these other guys, and then there's Obama, Hillary Clinton, Pelosi, all these other guys above them. They're the ones that are running the country. Not Kamala, not Biden, but promises, promises. You guys are electing Kamala. Voting for her because she's a woman is the wrong fucking thing to do. Do your research.

Joe:

You know, what I found interesting too, is that they both didn't answer questions, right, okay, they didn't answer the question. I agree, you know, I think it was just the same shit. It was just both. Both of them didn't answer. All right, it's not? Oh, you know, they're trying to compete. Donald Trump didn't answer no. Kamala didn't answer no, it was Donald Trump that didn't answer.

Joe:

Look, this is what I'm trying to say. What I'm trying to trying to say is that I think when, when they ask me a question, dude, to be honest, when they ask me a question, I can't, I can't, um, I can't answer a question. I have to do it. I gotta. I'm more action than words. Okay, yeah, okay, you know what I'm saying. And this is what donald trump is what he's doing, but it's funny. How ironic is that when he's? This is why I think he's just messing around, he's just dicking around, dude. This is this is what I like about donald trump, because it's funny. When he's in the debate, when they ask him questions, he can't, he doesn't answer, he just freestyles whatever he has to specify, right. But when he's on, uh, on the media, on fox news and everything he's, he's answering questions, real good.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah.

Joe:

Have you noticed that? So this is why I know that Donald Trump just messing around with the people's mind? I think he's just messing around with the media, with the, the debate, shit. I think he's just messing around with that. Um, I think he's just just letting it out there. You know what? Fuck the questions. I'm just going to say what I have to say and that's it. I want to go to the media. I'm going to fucking answer whatever I can. But have you noticed that how he answers the questions on the news?

Joe:

He's answering questions he's not like oh, the migrants, this, the migrants are going to be dead. The migrants are eating cats, and that's the funny part too.

Thee Gooch:

On the debate and they fact checked them Right on the fucking spot that no, there wasn't. And the citizens there bait. And they fact-checked them right on the fucking spot that no, there wasn't there and the citizens there in ohio springfield, ohio, I believe it is citizens there have come forward. Yes, they're fucking taking cat. Okay, listen to why they're taking cats. The haitians are taking cats and nobody believes it because we're in 2024, we're in the 21st century and the whole witchcraft, voodoo stuff still goes on In the Haitian culture.

Joe:

And that's going around in Louisiana too.

Thee Gooch:

Right. So they take the cats or the dogs I believe mainly cats. If I'm talking out of my ass, someone email me at T-h-e-e-g-o-o-c-h-7-6-@gmail. com. If I'm wrong, fucking email me. Anyways, from what I gathered is that the Haitians um use the blood or they drink the blood of the cats and then they eat the meat, but they save the bones for their rituals. Okay, that's what they do in their culture. That's fine, that's their culture, but we see it around here, you know. Oh, he's fucking crazy that's what the media is doing.

Thee Gooch:

That's what the fucking media is doing. Oh, they're crazy. That's not happening. It's 2024. It's fucking dirty politics oh they're crazy.

Joe:

That's not happening. It's 2024. Just fucking dirty politics.

Thee Gooch:

But it still happens.

Joe:

Yeah, I saw a video too, when there was a lady eating a dead cat and her face was all full of blood and the officers arrested her. Are you eating a cat? You know, he ask her? Yeah, did you kill that cat?

Thee Gooch:

You know the cops all like smile so you can take a picture of her mouth. You know for the blood that was all over her mouth. So it's happening. But again, people want to listen to the fucking media, the news, and they're all fucking in it together, dude yeah, it's because they're probably into that shit too.

Joe:

You know you want to hide it, but I gotta do. I got a bit that this would, uh, it trips me out about Donald trump. Well, not a bit. Um, a little clip. You want to see it?

Joe:

yeah, sure, let's do it I mean it's a little short. It's a short one, I'm pretty sure everybody sees it, but I tripped up A little clip. You want to see it? Yeah, sure, let's do it. I mean it's a short one, I'm pretty sure everybody sees it, but I tripped up because this is what Donald Trump is. We should vote for Donald Trump on this because he's really serious about his country and he's really concerned and it shows him strength, right?

Clip:

Right, send me a picture of my house. I said you're going to have to figure that out, Abdul. And for 18 months we had nobody killed. Give you my favorite, my favorite President Trump story it's my number one favorite of all time when we were negotiating with the Taliban while President Trump was still the president. President Trump wanted to get out of Afghanistan, but he wanted a conditions based withdrawal, meaning that you do what we tell you to do and then we'll start pulling troops back slowly, as long as you abide by our rules. It's President Trump and Mike Pompeo and they are talking to Taliban leadership in the room and they had one translator in the room. President Trump looked at the Taliban leader and said this I want to leave Afghanistan, but it's going to be a conditions-based law. And the translator translated and he said if you harm a hair on a single American, I'm going to kill you. And the translator goes.

Clip:

The truck goes tell him what I said.

Clip:

Reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the leader of the Taliban's home and handed it to him, shut up, got up and walked out the room. Do you know? For 18 months, not a single American was killed in Afghanistan. That's the definition of strength. That's what I'm talking about, and so you can imagine that kind of sentiment being around the world. If we have an embassy in another country, no one's going to touch it Because they're going to be fearful that they'll get a Moab on their head. That's how President Trump rolls.

Joe:

What do you think about that?

Thee Gooch:

Yeah, hell yeah, it's a badass story.

Joe:

Right. It shows them strength for this country you know.

Thee Gooch:

Now imagine a woman being a president. All it shows them strength for this country. Now I imagine a woman being a president. All these fucking countries are, and it's no offense to women.

Joe:

Don't get me fucking wrong yeah.

Thee Gooch:

The Middle Eastern countries. All the women have to cover up. They're all covered up. All they can see are your fucking eyes. Now imagine if we had a female president. She goes to the fucking. She goes to Middle East, the Middle East. She's not going to cover up. You think those motherfuckers are going to fucking take her serious.

Joe:

Yeah.

Thee Gooch:

No shit, They'll laugh at her face. And as it is, we have this dirtbag, Joe Biden as president and we're still the laughingstock of the fucking country of the world. Yeah.

Joe:

That's true. But um.

Thee Gooch:

Do your research, pick the lesser of two evils. That's all I have to say.

Joe:

It tells it all right, there, right.

Thee Gooch:

Pick the lesser of two evils. You know Kamala Harris was a prostitute, she was a call girl. It's fucking faces, that's what she was. But shit, yeah, uh, willie brown willie brown, I think that's his name. You know he was fucking married and he she fucking gave him fucking blow jobs and that's where she's at now. Dude, that's how she was able to be in office Like a DA or the AG or whatever the fuck she is yeah, yeah, that's fucking interesting.

Thee Gooch:

That is a fucking fact and people don't get that. So pick the lesser of two evils, that's just the bottom line.

Joe:

You know what I just saw? I think it was yesterday. It was a great movie. Uh, civil war oh, how was it it's pretty good, yeah, good, yeah, did it make you?

Thee Gooch:

want to put a fucking 12 gays under your bed and a fucking 45 in your fucking waist oh yeah 22 using your socks. So what's?

Joe:

going on. Oh yeah, no, it was an interesting take, though, but it's a real interesting thing. It's crazy, dude, because I look at it like when I was watching a movie. It's like the migrants, that's the Civil War. You know what I'm saying? All these migrants are coming in, they're going to start fighting and we're going to. You know, because um donald trump just mentioned that. I don't know if you agree. I agree with this one, um, once he's in office, he's going to get all the military and start getting all these, uh, deport all these migrants back to their, their country. What do you think about that? I mean, you think that's a good idea? You think it's what he is.

Thee Gooch:

And then here's the thing, and this is the thing that some of the listeners or the viewers we're not talking about Mexicans, dude. Yeah, I know People need to understand that we're not talking about Mexicans, we're Mexican. Yeah, close the fucking border Because we have the Haitians here, we have the Indians here, we have the Pakistanis here, we have the Haitians here, we have the Indians here, we have the Pakistanis here, we have the Koreans here. We have every.

Joe:

Everybody in the world is coming in through Mexico, but you know, be damned if they're coming in from Canada, because Canada's fucking I believe Canada's a close, fucking border yeah, but see the they don't seem to understand that the people that are coming from this country to the country, that they're mentally ill, they're out here to kill women or hurt women and children. You know they don't look at it that way. They say, oh, they're Rasa and this and this and that Everybody's saying you know where it's race and all that stuff. We should be all together. But they don't look at it. But some of these migrants are probably like mentally ill and most of them might be invasion. You know they want to attack the united states. You know they don't look at it that way. You know you could hurt your family and this and that you know. But they don't see it that way, you know just because they're in their safe place.

Joe:

they're like in the, you know, on the rich side of the city and all that stuff, and you know or they live in their mom's basement, One or the other.

Joe:

Yeah too, you know, but but, um, let me, I got good, I got news for you. Those people like they're not going to harm the hood, they're going to harm the rich side. No right, they're not going to harm the hood, they're going to harm the rich side, like Beverly Hills. I don't know All the people that have money and the ones that are living in that side. Oh, make them welcome, welcome here, and all that stuff. They're not against that, they're with it. They're with the migrants to come to this country. But it hasn't happened to them. But wait till it happens to them. That's when they're going to realize they're going to want to. Yeah, they're going to.

Thee Gooch:

They're going to wake up and you know, hey, mr, now they want to become um republican. You know, and that's a perfect example, like denver, dude, denver. You know ohio, chicago, illinois, you know all these Ohio, chicago, illinois, all these sanctuary cities, dude, and you get Abbott, the governor, abbott, from Texas shipping everybody to Ohio, shipping everybody to Chicago, because that's what these sanctuary states want, these fucking Democrats want. They want free housing, free fucking money, ebt. You know, we're not talking fucking pennies, we're talking thousands of dollars for these. You know, migrants like 13 000 around there it's fucking crazy, 13 000. Imagine getting ebt for 13 000 a month, dude shit, that's like a lottery right there and meanwhile we're fucking busting our ass Just to fucking pay rent.

Joe:

Yeah, no shit, dude, and they got it all. I'm right here. I mean to go to what is it? Go to Welfare GR. You gotta have like less in your account, remember that shit.

Thee Gooch:

When I turned 18, we went to GR. I don't know if you want to talk about that.

Joe:

I don't know, remember how want to talk about that.

Thee Gooch:

Remember how they fucking turned us down so fucking fast, dude, it's like fuck, I ain't got no job.

Joe:

I ain't got no fucking. If you don't have no job, they'll cut you right away.

Thee Gooch:

All we had was a fucking. All they gave us was a fucking bus token, dude.

Joe:

Yeah, no shit, no shit. Now they get like $13,000, $13,000 to spend what? For Clothing and food and for rent.

Thee Gooch:

Fucking walking around Looking for work. Dude, the fucking. Where did we go? The fucking LA County.

Joe:

Oh, we went to the the corner, yeah, the corner, the corner office In Los Angeles, yeah, that's all, that's where we were Looking for work. Oh shit, I'll hang around the other corner's office, the other corner's office in.

Thee Gooch:

Los Angeles yeah, that's where we were looking for work. Oh shit, I'll hang around a few dead people.

Joe:

Why not Imagine if we would have worked there, dude? We would have came out like all nuts and shit.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah, coming off walking out of there all gray, pale, fucking face and shit, white hair and shit. I remember I went there once because it was a sentence by a judge to go clean or take a tour of fucking the morgue. I went there once.

Joe:

Oh, really A lot of dead bodies yeah. Was it creepy.

Thee Gooch:

It was creepy. I seen a black dude dead right With a smile on his face. It was creepy.

Joe:

Oh really yeah. Did you see any uh burn victims?

Thee Gooch:

I didn't see any burn victims. Jeez did you was it no? That was very cold. Yeah, it was very cold. Yeah, it's crazy.

Joe:

What an experience yeah, how do you smell? Do you? Do you remember the smell?

Thee Gooch:

it smelled like a hospital because there was nothing but freezers in there right. Yeah, I mean fucking freezers like the size of your house dude, you know.

Joe:

Oh shit.

Thee Gooch:

Wall-to-wall dead people. Some of the guys had hard-ons. It was pretty crazy. Oh shit, Peekaboo.

Joe:

Yeah, no shit. Yeah, I peekaboo. Yeah, I heard that when you die, it stands up.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah when I die and I put in the fucking freezer fucking the corner's just gonna fucking laugh. That's all he's got. That's all he's gotta work with. So, david Grohl, the lead singer of the Foo Fighters I don't mean to change the subject here, joseph, go for it, go for it. I don't mean to change the subject here, joseph, go for it, go for it. I don't know what the fuck, but I mean listen, nobody's perfect. Everybody makes bad decisions.

Joe:

You know, I don't know if you heard about this, but the lead singer of the Foo Fighters- David Grohl, who used to be in Nirvana, nirvana the drummer, the drummer in Nirvana to be in Nirvana.

Thee Gooch:

Nirvana the drummer. The drummer in Nirvana had a baby dude outside his marriage.

Speaker 3:

He cheated on his wife.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah, he cheated on his wife. I think they're going to get a divorce, I don't know. But he published it on fucking Instagram. I don't know. It's just kind of fucking weird that you know somebody that's famous like that to publish it, to make it public it almost seems like he was forced by either his lover or his wife. You better put it on social media, or because I don't know man, I just can't see, you know, somebody just putting that shit on fucking social media like that. Yeah, no shit, that's fucking crazy dude.

Joe:

And there's another. I was shocked, you were shocked, David Grohl, fuck.

Thee Gooch:

Because you look at celebrities, man. You look at celebrities and you know well, with the exception of Ben Affleck, and fucking that, fucking heck, jennifer Lopez. I can't stand that. You know what, jennifer Lopez? If Selena wouldn't die, wouldn't have died, you wouldn't have been famous, yeah.

Joe:

Get out of here with this shit. You know the singer from. I forgot his name. This is what I hate about myself. My mind. I was just watching it every day. I was like what's going on with this guy? Jane's Addiction.

Thee Gooch:

Oh yeah, Dave Navarro.

Joe:

Dave Navarro. He was having a fight with his bandmate, but I don't think that's the real Jane's Addiction, right, because he wouldn't be fighting with his own bandmate.

Thee Gooch:

Oh, you know the story behind that. I was reading an article today because I heard about it, I was like what the fuck? Okay, what's his name? Perry Steve Perry, steve Perry, isn't that the guy from Journey?

Joe:

That's the guy from Journey, yeah.

Thee Gooch:

Well, what's?

Joe:

the lead singer. He's talking about Dave Navarro from Jane's Addiction.

Thee Gooch:

Okay, but the lead singer.

Joe:

I don't know I know his name. That's Dave Navarro Navarro.

Thee Gooch:

No, Dave Navarro is the guitarist for Jane's Addiction, is it?

Joe:

Yeah, no, dave Navarro is the singer.

Thee Gooch:

You want to make a bet?

Joe:

Dude, I forgot.

Thee Gooch:

Dave Navarro is the guitarist for Jane's Addiction.

Joe:

Uh-huh.

Thee Gooch:

Perry is the lead singer, but I forget his first name. It's not Steve Perry, because Steve Perry is no.

Joe:

Steve Perry is from Journey.

Thee Gooch:

It's not Steve Perry because Steve Perry is from Journey Journey, right. Well, anyways, the story behind that. According to Perry's wife, he's been suffering with a sore throat for the last couple of weeks right, you're right, you're right.

Joe:

Perry Farrell, farrell, the singer.

Thee Gooch:

I always thought it was Dave Navarro. No, he's a guitarist.

Joe:

You're good, you're good, you're good, I'm all right, I'm all right.

Thee Gooch:

Not all right, but all right. So the story goes is that Perry had a sore throat for a couple of weeks, right, but he didn't want, and he was accusing Dave Navarro of having the music up loud, the sounds, the drums, the guitar, the bass, and then, you know, so he can barely, they can barely hear Perry singing.

Thee Gooch:

So every night he was screaming so people can hear him sing, because the instruments were a lot louder than his vocals. Okay, so he just lost his shit last night and he attacked. There was a feud on stage and he attacked Dave and Varo dude.

Joe:

Oh shit, that was the main cause I was wondering. They only showed a video, but they didn't explain the content, the reason why he got mad and upset.

Thee Gooch:

That was according to his wife, Perry's wife.

Joe:

Good, and I love that fucking band dude. Jane's Addiction Mm-hmm Like one of my favorites.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah, I remember playing Jane's Addiction. One of the reasons why I got kicked out of junior high school is because of Jane's Addiction. But did you know that? Dave Navarro, can you hear me? What happened? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you now. Yeah, yeah, we're having some technical difficulties here. What'd?

Joe:

you do.

Thee Gooch:

Yes, where is the difficulties here? Ladies and gentlemen, dead air, can you hear me? Oh, I guess it's just me now, all right, so I don't know what to say now, but I'm talking.

Joe:

what to do, what to do it's because there's fucking internet dude, it went off it's because, uh, I don't know what went off. Oh, there you are. It's because, I don't know, something went off.

Thee Gooch:

I was kind of nervous there.

Joe:

The glitch, I love you too, right.

Speaker 3:

Sorry about that man.

Joe:

Sorry about that, listeners. It was a little glitch. We had here Technical difficulties. It's expected little glitch. We had here Technical difficulties it's expected, All right Gooch Go back.

Thee Gooch:

Dave Navarro used to be a. He did one album with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I don't know if you remember that yeah. I guess the guitarist for Red Hot Chili Peppers quit the band. I think the album was called One Hot Minute. I didn't really like that album.

Joe:

You didn't like it Nah.

Thee Gooch:

That's the story behind that About Dave Navarro, Pharrell, Perry, Perry, Pharrell. Yeah, I was wondering.

Joe:

I was wondering why they were fucking fighting on stage and shit, and Chi Ninos, you know, yeah, I thought it was like. I thought it was like hey, man, I wanted to sing first. No, I wanted to sing first. No, I wanted to sing first, no man.

Thee Gooch:

My penis is bigger than yours. No, it's not my penis.

Joe:

I, my penis is bigger than yours. No, it's not my penis. I don't know why. I just got penis all over my head. But yeah, dude, so that's the bottom line for today's talk. I guess that the little glitch kind of messed it up for a while.

Thee Gooch:

Yeah, I was kind of nervous there, I didn't know what to do. I started picking my nose. I was like I was kind of nervous there, I didn't know what to do.

Joe:

I started picking my nose. I was like I was like. I was like I was like, oh, like concerned and stuff like that, Are we? Yeah, I think we're done. Dude, I just want to thank all our listeners out there that are just viewing and listening to our podcast, the Talkers podcast. I just want to get to tell them that you could get a shout out. We could give you a shout out if you support our show, Thee Talkers Podcast. It's $3 a month. You could cancel anytime and you got to remember it's live and recording, so you'll be out there and if you guys want to jump in and chat with us, it'll be cool. You could also go to the Gooch on Facebook Live and check us out there and YouTube and, again, support our show $3 a month. You can cancel anytime. My name is Joe and you got any last words there. Gooch, Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive.

Thee Gooch:

everyone Don't drink and drive.

Joe:

I just want to thank all my listeners Our listeners, I should say Our listeners out there and new listeners that got to know our podcast. Thank you for your downloads and everything and support our show. Make us make us proud. That's all I can say. And all I can say is thank you. Good night, Be safe and take care and do not drink and drive. Go to theetalkers. buzzsprout. com and you can Google us Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted. My name is Joe and our host, the Gooch.

Joe:

We're here today and all I can say is goodnight guys. Ciao Bye, I've always wanted to do that. Alright, guys, see you in the next episode. Yeah, baby.

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